Chapter 1578: Don't talk to me about etiquette
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1940 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:37:12
"My dear, it's time to rest," Emilia said to Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng took off his headphones and put down the book in his hand: "Well, thank you baby for your concern." He was studying Greek there.
"How are you learning?" Emilia asked.
"The basic dialogue should be fine. After that, it should be almost done." Xiao Peng put the book aside and said, "Emilia, what do you think now? Is the space still comfortable?"
They did not go to Greece on their own private jet, but on a civil aircraft.
Emilia is a quick-tempered person who just walks away. They haven't applied for the private jet route yet, so they simply went to Greece on a civil plane.
Julia bought a small island in Castellorizo, and now she is on vacation there, even if she arrives in Athens, she has to change flight. It doesn't matter to be a civil aviation plane.
Emilia looked at it and sighed: "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe anyone could learn a language so quickly."
Xiao Peng hadn't spoken yet, but a voice came next to him: "I saw it with my own eyes and I don't believe anyone can do it."
The two turned their heads together, and saw a blond Western man sitting next to him in the seat next to Emilia, and a Chinese man next to him was listening, looking like a translator.
Xiao Peng glanced at the foreigner and smiled at Emilia: "Believe it or not, that must be from the Eagle country."
After the translator translated Xiao Peng's words to the man, the man was surprised: "Huh? How do you tell that I am from Eagle Country? Yes, the Eagle Country gentleman is the most famous existence in the world."
Xiao Peng shook his head, "No, no, no, you have misunderstood. The only people who mess around like you can only be from the Eagle Country. This is what you are best at."
Emilia laughed haha, and Xiao Peng gave her a high five.
When it comes to the term'European dung stick', many people think it means Poland. In fact, Poland is a'European footcloth', which means that no matter who his neighboring country is, he will definitely step on him when he goes out. Sweden, Austro-Hungary, Germany, and the bear country have stepped on him, and they have been divided up by these countries three times but no one sympathizes with it.
The reason for the poor popularity of Poland is that it was too ambitious. Once Poland was a big European country, so it beat Germany and the bear country, and even attacked Moscow. Peaceful countries like Sweden and Lithuania made him smoke all over. Can people not hate him? ?
At best, people are just looking for faults and getting stunned. What kind of stick? The real ‘European dung stick’ refers to the Eagle Country.
This is really not wronged by the Eagles. The core of the Eagles’ foreign policy is ‘offshore balance’. What does this mean? To put it bluntly, it means dragging the second child to beat the boss, and absolutely not making any country strong:
When Spain is strong, it unites countries against Spain; when France is strong, it organizes an anti-French alliance; when Germany is strong, it pulls France to fight against Germany. When France is strong, it subsidizes Germany to contain France. When Xiong is strong, you say you kill spies. . . . . . Anyway, the Eagle Nation's history has been so messy from beginning to end, and the chances of reunification in European history have almost all been disturbed by the Eagle Nation. It is called ‘Glorious Independence’. ’
In fact, it is said that it is a "European dung stick", it is to save them face, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the "world's strongest dung stick", there are more than 200 countries and regions in the world, only 22 countries have not been He invaded and colonized most of the earth. Of course, people don't call this a'colonization', they say it is cultural spread!
Many problems left over from history in the world are actually ghosts caused by the Eagles: For example, the Kashmir issue that led to the conflict between India and Pakistan. The so-called "religious people-ethnic-spear-shield" is actually a ghost created by the Eagles during the rule of the Eagle; The Palestinian-Israeli problem is also caused by the "Belfort Declaration" made by the Eagles. Otherwise, how could a large number of Jews migrate to Palestine? After they evacuated Palestine, they began to buy weapons desperately, so that the two sides had a good fight. . . . . .
The rest include the civil war in Sri Lanka, the issue of the Rosingya in Myanmar, the war between Iraq and Kuwait, the Mark Mahon line on the border between China and India, and so on. They are all ghosts of the Eagles. So this is definitely the world's stick, whoever is near is unlucky.
Later, in order to prove that they are a democratic country, they played a referendum on Brexit, but they didn't realize it. They really voted out, and the whole country was dumbfounded. The happiest thing is the European Union, it, you can finally get out, hurry up! Now why the Eagle Nation regrets not wanting to leave the European Union, the EU stands firm, and they are determined not to let the Eagle Nation return to the EU: to your sister, I have long been reluctant to play with you! Do you really think you are sweet pastry?
And they not only mess with others, but also mess with themselves!
For example, when the eagle country is Brexit, two people must be mentioned, oh no, it should be two ‘shit sticks’. One is called Nigel Faraji and the other is called Dominic Cummings.
The former is the leader of the UKIP Party of the Eagle Nation Independent Party, and the latter is the elite of the UKIP Party.
In fact, the Eagle Country’s Brexit is a serious matter. A Brexit document was posted directly on the government website, with a total of 585 pages, involving all aspects of import and export relations, national boundaries, medical insurance, and transportation. It is no exaggeration to say that it takes several days after reading it, and it may not be clear.
But the Eagle Nation government said that we hope that our residents are all experts, who can cast a rational and professional vote based on their own analysis after studying the 585 pages of documents.
It's just that the ideals are full and the reality is very skinny. If everyone can read these things, then the whole country is a politician. Therefore, most of the Eagles don’t even know what they have chosen.
According to past experience, it’s not a big deal. Anyway, they don’t know what they chose every time they voted. It can be seen from the election of Apu by farmers and Chinese in Stars and Stripes. Come out of this. As long as the ruling elites of their country are called by political propaganda, people will naturally follow them to vote.
But this time they got it wrong—they missed Nigel Faraji and Dominic Cummings, two sticks.
In fact, the entire Eagle Country was full of confidence in staying in Europe. But the UKIP party saw an opportunity from it: if it can really incite people to support Brexit, then the UKIP party can take advantage of this election to stand at the top of the Eagle country's political arena!
They think so, and they do it: The politicians of those who support staying in Europe are there to promote the benefits of staying in Europe, telling everyone that staying in Europe can increase employment and investment growth, Cummings's approach is simple and rude A lot: He has something to do with nationalism and national security.
He doesn’t even promote the benefits that the European Union has brought to the Eagles. His slogan is: TakeBackControl (to regain our control). This hit many people in the middle and lower classes. They all yearn for the good of the British Empire. Today, if they are worried that if they stay in Europe, more immigrants will enter the country to grab their jobs, and Cummings also claimed that Turkey will join the European Union. If they enter the European Union, the Eagle Nation will face 70 million illegal Turkish immigrants ( High-level black, Turkey has a total population of only 80 million); it is said that the eagle country’s membership fee to the EU is unreasonable, it is better to use this money for medical insurance, such as Barabara.
Under his propaganda, in the eyes of voters who don’t understand what Brexit is, Brexit has become a vent about the sovereignty of the Eagle State, the gap between the rich and the poor, and racism, while neglecting to give a country to a country. Speaking of the most important trade and tariffs, the Eagle Nation left the European Union under the desperate mixing of these two big sticks.
Then the troubles of the Eagle Nation began, including the border issue of Northern Ireland, the issue of blocked imports and exports, and the withdrawal of banks. The Eagle Nation is now in a battered state, and even those who support Brexit have differences: how to escape ? When do you take it off? What about the European market?
And there are people who propose to hold a second referendum because too many people are dissatisfied, but how is this possible? If someone is dissatisfied, they will vote again? Then, in the future, the Eagle Country should not do anything. It has always voted for the bank-because it will never be possible for everyone to be satisfied.
This shit-chucking stick, which has stirred up the whole world for hundreds of years, finally mixed herself up.
However, the Eagle Nation has never given up the opportunity to confuse, even if the troubles in his country’s crotch have not been resolved, they have not forgotten to go out and confuse: send warships to China to engage in "free navigation", and the result is a ship. The ship came and was directly'made dumplings' by more than a dozen Chinese warships, and was ashamed to be thrown at the grandma's house----Do you really think he was the empire of the sun never set?
They all say that Eagle Country is a gentleman, but Xiao Peng really doesn’t like Eagle Country.
The British translator was a little confused, because Xiao Peng's English was better than his. He didn't seem to need a translator anymore.
The blond man was also a little angry after hearing this: "I really feel a little angry when I came to China this time. Don't you people know what etiquette is?"
Xiao Peng asked, "Etiquette? You interrupted the conversation between me and my girlfriend without any profit. Do you tell me about etiquette?"
After hearing this, the blond man controlled his emotions and said, "Okay sir, I apologize for my rudeness just now. Don't have so much hostility. In fact, I am curious to see you two. Are you a couple?
"This is my fiancée who is about to get married. Is there any problem?" Seeing his apology, Xiao Peng also had to be better.
"Wow, then I want to congratulate you." The blond man reached out to Xiao Peng and shook hands with Xiao Peng: "My name is William Hancock. You can call me William. This time I am here to help China. You Do you mind if I ask you a question?"
Xiao Peng blinked: "Are you here to help Huaxia? What else does Huaxia need to help from Eagle Country? Don't say anything about the International Aid Act, that's a joke."