Chapter 1767: Taxi driver speaks Chinese

"Mr. Xiao, Mykonos is here." Xiao Peng was still sleeping in the cabin, and Julia's assistant knocked on the door of the room.
Xiao Peng stretched his waist and opened the door: "Mary, why did you call me? What about them?"
Mary smiled and said, "Miss Julia and they have already gone to the island to play. They asked me to wait for you here, and if you wake up, I will take you to them."
Xiao Peng nodded: "Why are they so anxious? Can't they wait for me?"
"Um, actually Mr. Xiao, we have been here for four hours." Mary replied.
Xiao Peng: "...Then why don't you call me?"
"Miss Emilia said to let you sleep a little longer. She said that you sleep better on the boat than on the shore." Mary replied.
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and said: "This is also an occupational disease. I have been at sea for a long time. Sleeping on a boat is like sleeping in a cradle. Mary, your boat is driving well. Now, as an assistant, do you ask to sail?"
Mary smiled and said, "Mr. Xiao, Ms. Julia's first request when recruiting female assistants is to be able to sail."
Xiao Peng walked onto the deck and put on sunglasses to cover up the sun: "The world now requires diversification. The so-called'many art without overwhelming people' is always beneficial. I will go, there are so many things here. Where's the boat?"
Mary nodded and said: "This is not surprising, after all, Mykonos is one of the most popular Greek islands for tourists."
Xiao Peng glanced around: "I can see it, it's so lively here. Is there anything fun here?"
Mary replied with a smile: "This is a happy place. The battle between Zeus and the Titans took place in the Aegean Sea. Later, after the deaths of the Titans, their remains fell into the Aegean Sea and became the Aegean Sea. Mykonos is one of the islands here. Let me take you to Miss Julia and them."
"Do you know where they are?" Xiao Peng asked.
Mary nodded and said, "I am a Mykonos."
Xiao Peng whistled: "I understand why you sailed."
Mary smiled and said: "I actually want to live on Mykonos all the time, but because of the economic downturn, there are fewer tourists. So it is difficult to make money here. I went to Athens. But I am very satisfied with my current job. At least there is no office harassment. Well, how come you feel so sorry when you think about it?"
Xiao Peng: "...what's the regret about this?"
Mary took off her coat directly, revealing the bikini inside, threw the coat into the cabin and locked the hatch and smiled at Xiao Peng: "Women say that resisting office harassment is also a division. The old and ugly one is called the office. Harassment, young and handsome, is called an office romance."
Xiao Peng stretched out his thumb: "Well said, but what are you doing undressing? Hey, Mary, when you said'young, golden and handsome', you are not talking about me?"
Mary laughed after hearing this: "Mr. Xiao, I like your... sense of humor, but with all due respect, you are young and more golden, but your appearance really doesn't fit my aesthetics. Believe me, you are here. The coat will be taken off on Konos."
Xiao Peng and Mary walked side by side on the pier and looked at the people on the other boats. Sure enough, the women were all bikinis and the men were shirtless. Wearing T-shirts was a bit strange. He shook his head, "Is this a bodybuilding competition?" Are all muscles brightening? I said Mary, I have to say something to you, the future development center of the world will be in the East, and you must not be prejudiced against Eastern men."
After hearing this, Mary nodded and said: "I also believe this. Although the Stars and Stripes are rich, their development strategy has problems. Although they are superpowers, they are ahead of the world in many aspects, but they have been in the past three times. In the past ten years, there have been 13 wars, large and small, costing more than 14 trillion yuan. Although this has confirmed their status as a superpower, what if the money is used for national construction? And their development direction is mostly focused on brands. , High-tech and intellectual property fields, while outsourcing the location industry to foreign countries. For example, the manufacturing industry is handed over to and Mexico, and the service industry is handed over to India. Although this approach can make the Stars and Stripes country’s technology take off, it also As a result, many people in the Stars and Stripes currently have no jobs. And there is no war for stable development, and a solid production industry is the foundation to further develop the technology industry, just like building a building, with a solid foundation, naturally better development can be achieved."
Xiao Peng applauded with both hands: "Not bad, good, insightful, then why do you think men are not handsome?"
Mary was a little embarrassed after hearing this: "Mr. Xiao, I dare not say."
"Is there anything I dare not say?" Xiao Peng said cheerfully, "Why can I still eat people?"
Mary heard this and said: "Well, then I'll tell the truth. What I said earlier was'Your appearance does not conform to my aesthetics', not that other men are the same. I have seen Miss Julia in your In the photos of playing there, a man named Yang Meng is very handsome. My god, my heart beat faster when I saw his photos!"
Xiao Peng opened his mouth and looked dumbfounded, and he was completely depressed.
Are you all blind? Yang Meng looks like that, you think he is handsome? After seeing the photos, my heart beats faster? Sister, are you right?
Mary didn’t see Xiao Peng’s expression, and she said to herself there:
It’s a pity that he is already married. But it’s okay. I don’t mind what happened to him... By the way, Mr. Xiao, does he want to enter? The idea of ​​the entertainment industry? He can come to Greece to develop, I guarantee he will develop very well!"
Xiao Peng couldn't help it anymore: "Mary, are you kidding me? Yang Meng is handsome? Five thousand years of ups and downs are on his face, he can look in the mirror. Scared to cry myself, but you told me he was handsome?"
After hearing this, Mary curled her lips and did not directly refute Xiao Peng, but whispered: "Jealousy is the original sin...Jealousy is the original sin..."
Xiao Peng couldn't laugh or cry. Yes, you won!
There was a taxi next to the dock, and Mary took Xiao Peng into the taxi.
Xiao Peng curiously asked, "Where are we going?"
Mary said: "Mr. Xiao, I am coming to Mykonos, of course I am going to Mykonos Town. Miss Julia and them are all over there."
The taxi driver looked at Xiao Peng from the mirror and asked curiously, "Are you of Greek Chinese origin?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "No, no, no, I am a serious person."
After hearing this, the taxi driver smiled and said, "Clay monkey? Kill the little widow?"
Xiao Peng shook his head and smiled bitterly, and took out twenty euros from his pocket and placed it on the cup holder on the driver's right hand side: "It's'hello', not'mud monkey', but just do it with you. The pronunciation of the following sentence is accurate."
When this foreigner meets tourists, she likes to learn Chinese with people. Apart from'hello','thank you', and'goodbye', foreigners can often hear "kill the little widow country". What the people outside taught them--who said people don't have a sense of humor?
Now it’s very interesting. The least patriotic are all in China, and the most patriotic are all abroad.
Of course, this in a foreign country does not refer to those who go out to travel and have fun, but to those who really live in a foreign country.
Although everyone says that it is now a'global village' and'world harmony', discrimination against Chinese people exists in many places. It is not easy for everyone living outside, no matter how glamorous in front of others, How much wronged and miserable it is dumb to eat dumplings-I know.
Therefore, they are the ones who want to see a strong country. They are thinking better development and higher international status, so that they can live better outside. Don’t you see that every time in the news, whether it’s leaders’ visits or sports athletes going abroad, there will be such a large number of overseas Chinese to support them on the spot? This is really not a ‘childcare’, almost all of them go spontaneously.
There are not many things like this in China, and it has to go through official organizations and the like, so in proportion, Chinese in foreign countries are really more patriotic than Chinese in China.
What should I do if I meet those who are not patriotic? Throw them to a foreign country, blame the country and others for the momentary unsatisfactory? Isn't it that you can't pull the to blame the cottage? Such people are waste wherever they go! Throw them to a foreign country and let them understand that wherever the waste is, it is waste. There is no heaven at all in the world.
Before long, they will be homesick and patriotic more than anyone else.
The taxi driver put the money in his pocket: "Haha, I know I know, but for you, as long as the last sentence is pronounced accurately, won’t you be happy? The person who taught me this sentence said, other It doesn’t matter if the pronunciation of Chinese is inaccurate. As long as the last sentence is pronounced accurately, you can get closer to the tourists, and you can get a tip if you encounter the ostentatious. However, it’s usually one euro. The second person I met."
"Oh?" Xiao Peng was a little curious after hearing this: "The second one? Then who is the first one?"
The taxi driver explained: "The first person who taught me this sentence was the first one. After I learned this sentence, he gave me twenty euros, and let me see the people say this."
Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "I guess it must be a young man, right?"
The taxi driver shook his head, "No, no, no, it's an old man, you are really amazing. This old man took his family to travel here, but after playing around, he bought more than ten houses. I left. From then on, I met tourists on this island and they were very polite--people are really rich!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "This also has to be divided, no matter where there are rich and not rich."
The taxi driver thought for a while and said, "By the way, he said he is'Hu Jianren', yes, yes, that's the name! The'Hu Jianren' I have seen have money!"