Chapter 1825: LFL
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1795 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:37:33
"Are you sure she is here?" Xiao Peng asked Joseph puzzled. Joseph took him to a small stadium. Many people at the scene are entering there.
"I'm sure." Joseph got out of the car: "Since Alessi lives there, there will be registered police officers who have been registered, including work and everything. Alessy works here."
Xiao Peng looked at the gymnasium: "Are you a waiter in there?"
Joseph shrugged and said, "But I won't accompany you in. You can go in and find it yourself."
Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Why?"
Joseph stretched out his finger: "Two reasons: First, it's working hours. As you see, if you go in a uniform, you will be reported; second, I can't afford tickets."
"Tickets?" Xiao Pengle said, "Aren't you just at work following me running around? I asked you to come in, isn't it the ticket?"
When Xiao Peng went to buy tickets, hey, this ticket is really not cheap. The cheapest ticket is 149 dollars, and the most expensive front row ticket is 1,299 dollars. This price is really not low. You know, the Los Angeles raid in the NFL The lowest ticket for the Zers’ team is only 99 dollars, and the most expensive is only 799 dollars. Of course, the box is not at this price, but there is no such thing as a box for watching games.
"LFL? What is it?" Xiao Peng looked at the poster inside and bought two tickets for the front row: "I know this NFL. What is this LFL?"
The NFL is the abbreviation of the Stars and Stripes Football League, but what about the LFL? What small rugby league? It should have its charm to survive in a big city like Los Angeles.
Joseph smiled smirkly: "You will know it when you go in, thank God, but I have always wanted to sit in the front row to watch LFL games. Unfortunately, even if I pay Fox's $19.95 cable TV bill, I have to think about it. Mr. Xiao, You better take off the police badge on your chest."
Since he said he would invite Joseph to watch the game, he changed his police uniform, but Xiao Peng still had a police badge on his chest.
Xiao Peng took off the police badge and put it in his pocket: "$19.95? What do you mean?"
Joseph complained: "Damn Fox TV, watching LFL games on their cable network, $19.95 per game! It's a game! Damn vampire!"
Xiao Peng blew his whistle: "This price is almost catching up with the Super Bowl. What exactly is the game so attractive? Ah? Alessi!"
He didn't see Alessi, he saw Alessi's photo!
On both sides of the entry and exit passages, there are many big photos hanging. If it is an NFL team, the photos of the team stars will be hung. But here, the photos of the players are also hung, but they are all dressed up in olive uniforms.
"Alessi is an advertising girl here?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.
Joseph chuckled: "Go in and you'll know."
They arrived at their seats, just behind the coach's bench, the absolute best place to watch the game. However, this is not a regular stadium, but a small stadium, only half the size of a regular stadium, but the scene is packed.
After sitting down, Xiao Peng and the two sighed: "Who said that the economic crisis has affected the Star-Tangled Nation? You look at it, so many people come to see such an expensive ticket."
Joseph shrugged and said: "There are economic crises, but it also depends on who is right. Us ordinary people know that
Obviously feel the pressure, the cost of living is much higher. I sold three pounds of cod the day before yesterday, and the price per pound was 1.2 dollars higher than before! Is this still alive? Mr. Xiao, I know you have four children, and I have four too! Children can't grow up without fish. You are in the seafood business. Can't you solve this problem? "
Xiao Peng shook his head: "It's really no way. If you really let me have an idea, buy the whole cod, don't buy the fish steak."
People in this Star Tiao country love to eat fish, but they don't know how to process fish. Therefore, many people buy processed fish steaks directly and eat them directly after they go back and fry them. And their favorite fish, it must be cod, it has a lot of flesh, no thorns, and rich nutrition.
But now the price of cod steaks in Star-Tangled Country is soaring. The reason is not that there are fewer catches, but that they made them themselves.
Star Stripe Country is a large coastal country, and its seafood consumption is unusually large, but 20% of their seafood is imported from China. Especially several kinds of salmon.
But China is not a major salmon producer. Where did these salmon come from?
Uh, this is a very complicated process: First, the people of Stars and Stripes caught salmon in Alaska, then frozen them, shipped them to Seattle and shipped them to China, where they were reprocessed and then sold to consumers in Stars and Stripes.
Some people think it's just taking off your pants and farting--a redundant act.
But who makes the star-stripe country labor force too expensive? The processing of cod requires labor-intensive processing. If a salmon processing plant is set up in the Star-Tiao Country to process salmon, the cost is not as good as shipping to China for processing and then shipping back. In the past two to three decades, almost all seafood companies in Star Stripe have done this-except for A Chan, they have opened processing plants in Los Angeles.
China is now one of the world’s leading fish processing countries. Countries like Europe and America that love to eat fish steaks are inseparable from China. Every year, a large number of fish are headed and gutted. Huaxia, where the bones are cut into fish fillets, and then sold back.
Now the sudden increase in tariffs has naturally led to an increase in fish prices. This is also a chain reaction, because the restaurants in Stars and Stripes are also using Chinese fish steaks sold back. Although these fish are caught by Stars and Stripes, they also increase the price. No way, the price of fish dishes including fish sandwich restaurants will increase accordingly.
This is the case for self-confidence.
Joseph sighed: "This Apple! Those idiots are blind? A more stupid guy is chosen to come on stage. Is this the stupid representative chosen by the idiot?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "I actually like him quite a bit. Standard Star Stripe Chinese, standard businessman."
Joseph blinked: "You don't seem to praise the Stars and Stripes."
Xiao Peng laughed and changed the subject: "Why is no one out yet? Are children playing in such a small court?"
Joseph pointed around: "Look at the audience, does this look like a child playing ball?"
Xiao Peng took a closer look after his prompt, hey, 99% of the people who come to watch the game are men, eh? What is this posture? He turned his mind and remembered the picture of Alessi he saw in the aisle just now, and he instantly realized: "This is not a women's rugby game, right?"
Joseph laughed: "You're right! LFL means'League of Legends Rugby', but we are more accustomed to calling her'Lingerie Rugby League' because of all the players
Except for the helmet and shoulder pads, he only has underwear. "
Xiao Peng whistled: "I finally understand why all the men who come here to watch the game are men."
Joseph blinked: "Trust me, this game is much better than you think! Otherwise, where are there so many spectators?"
Xiao Peng looked around: "I'll go, are these people watching the game for the girls to expose their flesh or because the game is beautiful."
Joseph disagreed: "The NFL needs Tom Brady, the NBA needs Michael Jordan, and the LFL needs girls. What's wrong with this? It's just a business model. No matter when, the beauty economy is the best to cater to the market. of."
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "Well, what you said makes sense. Just look at the names of the two teams in today's game. This is definitely a game that has developed the beauty economy to the extreme."
For the two teams in today's game, the away team is Dallas Desire and the home team is Los Angeles Temptation.
Joseph smiled and said: "The San Diego team is also called'Temptation', so when Los Angeles vs. San Diego's game it is a'Battle of Temptation'."
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "I remember the official women's rugby match in Star-Tiao State, right?"
"Of course, this is another kind of game." Joseph replied: "In fact, the predecessor of the LFL was just an accessory of the NFL. As early as 2004, during the intermission of the Super Bowl, two supermodel football teams played. A 7-on-7 underwear rugby game, commonly known as the'Lingerie Bowl', then became a fixed item of the'Super Bowl' for several years. Later this matter caused huge controversy. Feminists said it was a consumer of women. As a result, Michelle Al Motaza directly established a special game, which was called the'Lingerie Rugby League' at the time, and later because of too much controversy, it was changed to the'Rugby Legends League'."
Xiao Peng sighed after hearing this: "It turns out that there is such a long history? Now that we see so many spectators, it seems that this game should be pretty good!"
Joseph's eyes widened: "It looks good? That's pretty good! Don't think that these women are posing for beauty pageants. They are more competitive than men! That's really fatal! You will know after a while. Up."
Xiao Peng smiled: "You know it well!"
Joseph shook his head: "It turns out that I like watching this game very much, but now that I am married, this man will lose himself a little bit after getting married. To tell you the truth, since I got married, this is still my number one. Watch the LFL game live this time."
Xiao Peng shrugged: "When will this start?"
Joseph looked at the time: "It's still early. It's time for the audience to enter the stadium. After a while, the coach or something will come out before both parties enter the stadium."
Xiao Peng looked at it: "Is there no time for warm-up training?"
"It's over long ago." Joseph said: "Now the coach is cheering them up inside. They should come out in a while."
Xiao Peng wanted to continue to ask, but a man's voice came from behind him: "Excuse me."
The two looked back and saw two young men standing behind them.
One of the men in a suit and sunglasses glanced at Xiao Peng and snorted, "I will give you double the fare, and you will give us this position."
Xiao Peng didn't hesitate at all, and straightened up his middle finger: "I'll give you a middle finger, get out of here!"