Chapter 1826: Occupational diseases of psychologists

What are the advantages of the LFL scene? That is, the security forces did a good job. Several people who wanted to jump off the court were stopped - including Xiao Peng.
Fortunately, the girls wear cool clothes, but the protection is still very good. Their football helmets are similar to motorcycle helmets, with plexiglass masks, so as to ensure that they are not shaky during conflict.
For these girls, face is the most important thing.
In addition, their fights are more masculine, that fist is round, tusk. . . . . .
Worth the fare!
These girls also wear a sports bra, and the sports pants are T-shaped from the back, which highlights the beauty of these girls to the maximum extent. This is simply a pediatrics.
Fortunately, the conflict came and went quickly. Under the persuasion of the on-site staff, the conflict ended, and then the game continued-as if nothing happened just now.
Are they all used to playing?
At the beginning, Xiao Peng watched the game with a critical eye, and later on, just like Joseph, he completely devoted himself to the game. He now understands why shows such as women's wrestling and women's rugby are so popular in Stars and Stripes. It's really beautiful!
Although there are constant mistakes on both sides, many low-level pass-receiving mistakes are almost invisible in men's matches, but the fight is the real murderer, and people quickly focus on it. There are only lights, dew points, etc., which are just one thing. Condiments in food.
Drinking beer, eating hot dogs, and cheering on the players on the field, Xiao Peng now also likes the feeling of watching the game live.
Perhaps because of a brawl, the game became more intense. The scores of the two sides rose alternately. In the end, the visiting team Dallas ‘Desire’ team beat the Los Angeles ‘Seduction’ team 28-25. Look at this unfortunate name.
After the game, the away team members and the home team members said goodbye and left the stadium cheering through the player channel, but the home team players did not leave the stadium directly, but circled the stadium to thank the fans and thank the fans for their support. After they took a bath and changed their clothes, there was another highlight: the fan meeting.
Alessi hasn't played since the fight. She seems to have injured her arm and has been doing ice packs. Seeing Xiao Peng when the players were walking around the court to thank you, they were taken aback.
"Alessy, let's go, why did you stop?" The girl next to her patted Alessi. That girl was the one on the court who made people pull off her underwear. She saw that the relationship between the two should be good, so Ah Only then did Lacey stand for her.
Alessi glanced at Xiao Peng again and shook her head: "I really want to see a former friend."
"Yeah? Who? Handsome guy? Your ex? How did you behave in bed? Tell me about it?" The girl "Drop Underpants" instantly went gossiping and snapped like a machine gun.
Alessi smiled bitterly: "Joan, what you said doesn't fit your identity. That's an ordinary friend. I have thought about it, how could he come here?"
Joan grabbed Alessi's neck: "It's an ordinary friend that you would misunderstand him to see you? Say, did you sleep with him?"
Alesi looked helpless: "This question is too low-level, right?
The answer is of course no comment. "
Joan said cheerfully: "No comment means ‘yes’."
"Hey! What are you talking about? Of course this word doesn't mean that!" Alessi defended.
After hearing this, Joan continued to ask: "Then have you ever been from WEI?"
Alessi's eyes widened: "This question is even more devoid of comment!"
Qiong Xiaohehe said: "Look? This'no comment' means'yes'! I said, the people in that position are not bad money, get him done, and have a good night, man They are all big pig's hoofs, I believe you can fix him! It's a pity that he is a Chinese, otherwise I will fix him."
"Huh? You don't like Chinese people?" Alessi asked.
Joan shook his head, "No, no, no, I don’t like anything. On the contrary, I admire them. They are too strong. My clinic can hardly see Chinese patients. If my clinic only accepts Chinese patients I was starving to death a long time ago. I heard that Huaxia’s little brother is very short, and I was afraid that he would be unhappy with me."
Because LFL players are not paid, many people have their own jobs. Like Joan, not only is he not short of money, he is still wealthy. She has her own psychological clinic and comes here to play basketball. On the one hand, she is just a hobby, and on the other hand, she is advertising for her clinic-love The psychiatrist who plays football, this gimmick is beneficial to both the LFL and her clinic, a standard win-win!
Alessi looked helpless and looked at her expression. Joan smiled and said, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Thank you for showing up for me today. I will invite you to dinner tonight. There is a Chinese restaurant in my house. That's pretty good. Have you eaten Chinese food?"
Alessi said: "Of course I have eaten, I have a friend, Huaxia, his cooking skills are superb. No matter what ingredients can be turned into delicious in his hands."
Joan licked his tongue: "Such a man must be introduced to me."
Alesi looked at Joan's expression silently and said, "Hey, Joan, are you going to eat his food or eat him?"
Qiong smiled slightly: "I can put his cooked food on him, and take him with the food into his stomach."
Alessi covered her face: "Joan, what do you want me to say about you? You are such a good psychiatrist, why don't you treat your own problems?"
After hearing this, Qiong laughed and said: "It is precisely because I am a psychologist that I don't worry about my own problems. It is just a first-degree addiction disorder plus a mild detourism, which will not harm others and is harmless to humans and animals. The kind. Otherwise, why should I play this football? It’s just to find a sport where I can vent my extra energy. And I enjoy the feeling of being appreciated by others. Besides, I’m only in front of you In this way, even if you are my treatment now, don't I have a way to vent?"
Alessi covered her face: "So you are the most active every time you spray trash talk."
This sex-addiction is actually a mental illness. Many people are eager to have every day. It is because of this disease. Although the most male sufferers are in their 30s and 40s, this disease really does not distinguish between men and women. Tiger Woods, the golf superstar, was notorious for this disease and was finally forced to treat him.
The manifestation of this disease is just want to have sex
, Or are particularly interested in certain occupations. For example, some people want to have when they see a uniformed man, and some people want to have when they see a plumber-these are all symptoms of this disease.
The disease is also divided into three levels. The first level is the mildest. It usually exists in the imagination and can control oneself in front of others, or solve the problem by oneself, without affecting others; the second level is heavier and starts to affect others. Life, such as the salty pig hands on the bus, or the type of person wearing a big windbreaker and seeing a girl yelling'Surprise' when she lifts her clothes are all second-level symptoms; as for third-level symptoms. . . . . . The strong X offenders in prison are all of this type.
And Joan’s symptoms are level 1, like others to pay attention to and then start to imagine that stage. So it belongs to the first level, which is the lightest, and people who have sex-addiction usually also have Tourette, which is to meet some of their own needs by speaking some excessive language, especially when having sex. . Therefore, when Joan and Alesi talked, they greeted them as the next three roads, but in addition to being fierce and spouting trash talk on the court, Joan was a polite psychologist to others.
Of course, psychiatrists are also human and have problems.
Joan clasped Alessi's neck and whispered: "Don't say I didn't tell you, eight out of ten psychiatrists have psychological problems themselves. It's because there are too many messy psychological problems! Halle Do you think Quinn is fictitious? She just reflects the common problem of psychologists, that is, after contacting too many patients, she feels attracted to her, and then she becomes just as crazy."
Harley Quinn is naturally the "Harley Quinn" in the "Batman" series. She was originally a psychiatrist who was responsible for the diagnosis and treatment of psychological problems for the "Joker". In the end, she was brainwashed by the "Joker" and fell madly in love with him. He became the most loyal accomplice around the'Joker'. Later, even if the two turned against each other, Harley Quinn still lived a crazy life and became a ‘weakened version’ of a clown. And there is no reason why the author positioned her as a "psychologist" when creating this role.
Alessi shook her head: "Forget it, don't talk about it, I'm going to take a shower as soon as I can. My body smells bad."
Joan smiled and said, "It's okay. I have the best deodorant perfume. I will use it for you in a while. That's very rare. But don't hide from me in the bath for a while, my sweetheart."
Alessi: "Hey, have you developed to the point where men and women eat everything?"
Qiong smiled slightly: "In my world, I have always been like this."
"I'm sorry to interrupt your chat." At this time one of her teammates came over from behind: "Joan, is it convenient for you today? I have done the insurance that we said last time. Can we sign the contract today?"
The girl talking was Karen. She usually works as an insurance broker. She told Joan to buy a property insurance. Now everything is ready, only the signature is due.
Joan apologized: "Karen, I'm sorry, I'm going to have dinner with Alessi after the game is over. Let's talk about it next week."
Karen's expression stiffened, but he nodded: "Well, let's talk about it next week. By the way, Alessy, the manager asked you to go to his office."
"Okay, I'll go right away!"
"Alessi, then I'll go take a shower first, and see you at our fan meeting in a moment!"