Chapter 1945: Wonder Fund Name
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1872 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:38:20
Sun Pengcheng is still hesitant about whether Yang Meng can win the championship. He doesn't doubt that Yang Meng can swim. After all, he is a fisherman, but compared with these professional athletes? He really didn't believe it.
But anyway, Yang Meng's thigh was also written with the number ‘2666’, his entry number.
"Look? There are really a lot of people in this game. I'm all ranked at 2666, "Sixty-six Dashun"! If I win, doesn't it mean I won more than two thousand people?" Yang Meng pointed to his lap. Said with a smug face.
"More than two thousand people?" Xiao Peng said with a smile: "At least 90% of the people here can't finish the competition, just join in the fun! Have you ever seen anyone wearing a life jacket to participate in a swimming competition? Don't think too much of yourself! What's more, in their eyes, 666 represents the devil Satan!"
Yang Meng disagrees: "I was their Satan! Okay, I'll go buy a pair of swimming trunks."
Xiao Peng and Pengcheng looked at the cigars there, and soon they saw Yang Meng come back.
"Where are your swimming trunks?" Xiao Peng asked.
Yang Meng pointed to his legs: "Now, I'm wearing them."
Xiao Peng was speechless, very good, this is very Yang Meng's style, he came wearing a standard Hawaiian style beach shorts, who swims to wear this stuff! Still swimming! Even if there are so many rounds here, Yang Meng's look is unique.
"All the players gather!" Someone started shouting with a loud speaker at the starting point.
"You go." Xiao Peng got up and walked in the opposite direction.
"Where are you going?" Yang Meng asked puzzledly: "You won't find a yacht to join me to see my heroic abuse of others?"
Xiao Peng said: "Of course I am looking for a fun place. Isn't it a treat for Pengcheng at night? See you at the end."
Sun Pengcheng said, "Brother Peng, are you so sure that I will definitely treat you?"
"Definitely and certainly, at this level of competition, anyone in Qianliyan can win the championship!" Xiao Peng said.
"Hey, brother, don't call this champion so worthless? I don't believe that Jiang Afu can win the championship if he comes!" Yang Meng protested.
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Okay, I don't have so much time to waste with you. I will give you one hour to end the game! See you at the end!"
Yang Meng waved his hand and went to the competition.
Xiao Peng said: "Pengcheng, go, find a helicopter and go to the other side!"
"Huh? Just find a boat?" Sun Pengcheng asked.
Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "You don't get tired by boat every day! Let's go. Find a helicopter!"
Sun Pengcheng said speechlessly: "Brother Peng, there are many helicopter travel companies in Hawaii. How difficult can it be to find a helicopter? You can get to the opposite side in a few minutes. What are you worried about. Do you want Mengzi to finish the race within an hour? Kidding? Our army’s 3,000-meter armed swimming record is 67 minutes, and the world swimming record of 1,500-meter freestyle is 14 minutes and 41 seconds. This is a 6.5-kilometer race or a choppy water race. What's the use of you being so anxious? ? Two hours can be good. Within an hour? Are you funny? Do you think he is running?"
Xiao Peng laughed and said, "Pengcheng, believe me, Mengzi never really moved when training you."
Sun Pengcheng still didn't believe what he said, just at that time the starting gun sounded, and a group of people jumped into the sea like a duck. Sun Pengcheng thought that so many people couldn’t see Yang Meng, but he was wrong and just watched
Among so many people, Yang Meng took the lead just like the torpedo.
Sun Pengcheng blinked: "I think we should video him."
Xiao Peng was taken aback: "What are you doing?"
Sun Pengcheng said: "Our group of people who train with him thinks that he is the living king. Let them watch this video, I am afraid that not so many people hate him."
Xiao Peng laughed and said, "I think it's right for more people to hate him. Let's go, let's go to the finish line and wait for him."
Although it is not difficult to find a plane in Hawaii, it still takes a lot of time for the plane to take off and wait until they reach the end.
"Pengcheng, we seem to be late." Xiao Peng looked down in the helicopter and said.
"Why do you say that?" Sun Pengcheng asked puzzledly.
Xiao Peng pointed below: "I saw a lot of police cars coming."
Sun Pengcheng: "...Well, then Yang Meng is indeed here."
However, the attitude of the police in Hawaii is better than that in the Star-Tangled Nation. When Xiao Peng and the others arrived, a few police officers were just there to maintain order and prevent the situation from developing further, and there were still a few police officers working there. record. A man was there covering his face and talking to the police officers emotionally.
"That is impossible! It is impossible for humans to do it! He must have taken some illegal drugs!" The man said to the police: "I just expressed my attitude and expressed my doubts. This is a reporter. The necessary cultivation! And he hit me!"
Yang Meng said in breath over there, "Hit you? You insult me and I can't hit you yet? Come, tell me what illegal drugs I have taken to achieve this effect?"
"How is this result possible? He finished the race in only 51 minutes for the 6500m race! Even if he puts it in the swimming pool, he can break the 100m world record! And he didn't slow down anymore! From start to finish A speed! It is impossible for humans to do this!" the beaten reporter roared.
Yang Meng listened and laughed: "If you can't do it, it means that others can't do it? Do you know all mankind?"
The reporter said: "If you can find another person who can do it, I will withdraw the accusation against you!"
After Yang Meng heard this, he walked directly in front of him, and the policemen beside the reporter hurriedly said: "Hi! Friends! Please calm down! With so many reporters here, we don't want anything unfavorable to you."
Xiao Peng smiled: "No wonder these police officers have such a good attitude. It turns out that it is for this reason. Of course they have to pretend to be guarded by so many reporters. I said Mengzi, why did you finish the game so slowly? It took 51 minutes?"
Yang Meng also saw Xiao Peng at this time and waved his hand to Xiao Peng: "In the beginning, I was playing with the so-called professional athletes in the sea. What kind of professional athletes are they? I let them keep up with me. I can’t do it, it’s a dead body after two kilometers. I was taken away by emergency personnel. Tsk tsk, shame!"
"Do you think they are all like you? People practice physical strength, can they fight at your speed? Isn't anyone able to do it well if you can swim two kilometers at your speed?" Xiao Peng said.
Yang Meng laughed and said, "I have been swimming slowly for the first two kilometers, otherwise they can keep up with me? Because of this, my results are so slow today. Hey, don't you say that I have no swimming results? Can it be done? The man behind you can do it!"
The reporter who was beaten said with disdain: "
Do you say you can do it? Do you think I believe it? "
Yang Meng smiled coldly and said to the policeman next to the reporter: "Police officer, don't be nervous, what I will do next is not to hurt him, but to let him know that what he cannot do does not mean that others cannot do it."
The policeman was taken aback: "What are you going to do?"
Yang Meng answered him with action, and he reached out and grabbed the reporter who had beaten him, and then raised it with one hand. The reporter didn't know what was going on, so Yang Meng asked him to mention it. That's not a big deal, Yang. Raised his hand violently and threw him at Xiao Peng.
Accompanied by the reporter's screams, Xiao Peng caught the reporter with one hand: "Fake! What did you throw him at me? Give it back to you!" After speaking, he threw the reporter to Yang Meng. .
Yang Meng caught it with one hand and grinned: "Farewell, didn't they suspect me of cheating? Let's prove it to them and let them know how amazing the Huaxia people are." After that, he returned the reporter. Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng said, "Let's stop being so polite, so we can play all day!"
The policeman next to him looked stupid. The reporter was at least 170 jin, but Yang Meng and Xiao Peng were thrown over like a baseball. Don’t say they hadn’t seen it before. There were so many people at the end. Take a cold breath there.
A policeman came back to his senses first: "Uh, two gentlemen, can you let him down first? This is too scary!"
Yang Meng grinned and said, "Mr. Police Officer, don't worry. My friend said just now that we will not be tired if we throw it for a day. You believe us, we are all honest people!"
"We trust you, you quickly put him down!" the police officer said.
After Xiao Peng heard this, he threw the reporter directly on the ground, and Yang Meng coldly snorted, "I'll take you people! If you haven't seen it before, you really think that others can't do it? You really think that you are the best in Stars Great? Isn’t Mayweather known as the strongest person in your Star Striped Nation? Would you dare to do something with Xiao Peng?"
Xiao Peng patted his forehead: "Oh, I forgot if you didn't tell me about it. Some time ago, Mayweather also Toowen came to me, and he asked me to be a teacher."
"Oh? How did you send him?" The two sang together like a cross talk.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "I said, unless he obtains the Chinese nationality first, he is already looking for a job in China now."
The people at the scene couldn't laugh or cry after hearing what he said. These two people are too capable of blowing?
But a policeman came back to his senses: "I know who you are! Damn, you are Samuel, you are Samson!"
Xiao Peng smiled slightly: "You only need to know us, but don't you add the word'damn' in front of it, okay?"
The policeman's eyes widened: "So many of you reporters didn't recognize these two? This is Samuel who rescued the crash survivor in Alaska! And this is Samson who took down the Phoenix Police Department! He broke. Is this record weird?"
Yang Meng laughed and said, "It seems to recognize us here, hey, I said, is there anyone from the competition committee here? I don't need this bonus, I want to establish a fund!"
After hearing this, a man hurriedly stood up: "Of course it is! I really didn't expect that the famous Samson could come to our competition! Of course you can set up a fund!"
"Well, my fund's name is: ‘a group of turtles in the star-tiao country’!"
Everyone: "..."