Chapter 249: Yellow mud off crotch
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1929 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:28:31
Xiao Peng felt very sad. The early winter morning on this island was too cold. As soon as he left the house, Xiao Peng had a cold war.
In the early hours of the morning, everyone on the island, except for the guards, had already fallen asleep. Xiao Peng didn't want to become a joke of the whole island the next day. Xiao Peng thought for a while and ran to the warehouse secretly. Anyway, he had nothing to do and made another jade watch. Yang Meng's piece was sold to him, and now it was given to him with a new one as a New Year gift.
Xiao Peng worked in the warehouse for more than three hours. When he finished his work, it was almost six o'clock when he saw the time. Should the woman be mentally ill? Xiao Peng looked around at no one, then ran back to his room secretly.
"Mad, this is like a thief in my own house. I am offending someone." Xiao Peng muttered, coming back this way, because Xiao Peng must be careful to avoid the guards. He didn't dare to make any movement and didn't dare to turn on the light when he went back to the room. After entering the house, Xiao Peng went into the bed. After this tossing for most of the night, he quickly made up for it.
As soon as Xiao Peng got into the bed, he felt something was wrong, why was it still warm? As soon as he stretched out his hand, Xiao Peng yelled "Ah" and jumped out of the bed.
After Xiao Peng turned on the light in the room, he looked at the bed again and almost fell to the ground: who was not Lu Ya, who was sitting on the bed and rubbing his sleepy eyes?
"Why are you still here?" Xiao Peng pointed to Lu Ya with a look of horror.
Lu Ya shook her head, awake herself for a while, looked at Xiao Peng and said naturally: "You haven't agreed to my request, how can I leave?"
Xiao Peng was completely helpless: "Are you planning to rely on me?"
Lu Ya said, "I am expressing my determination to learn art!"
Xiao Peng: "What are you expressing determination? You are a rascal!"
Lu Ya smiled slightly: "As long as you promise to teach me, I will not pester you."
Xiao Peng looked at Lu Ya speechlessly. If this woman could really save her money, there would really be no way to use her.
If it turned out that Xiao Peng could pull Lu Ya out of the room regardless, but now that he knew Lu Ya's identity, Xiao Peng really had no idea.
This is Lao Lu's granddaughter, Xiao Peng did not dare to do too much.
When Xiao Peng was worried, the door behind him was suddenly pushed open.
"Xiao Peng, what's the matter? It's okay?" Yang Meng rushed in anxiously, "I heard your voice just now, what happened..."
Before he finished speaking, Yang Meng saw the situation in the house clearly: Xiao Peng was wearing pajamas and standing in front of the bed. On the bed, Lu Ya was sitting on the quilt, with disheveled clothes and sleepy eyes. Yang Meng was there for a moment, feeling a bit unable to turn his mind.
Just as Xiao Peng wanted to say something, he sealed Yang Meng’s mouth, and a few people ran outside the door. Xiao Peng saw that they were the guards on duty. After a few people ran into the room and saw the situation in the room, everyone An expression with Yang Meng.
Yang Meng first came back to his senses and pushed the guards directly out of the room. While pushing, he said to Xiao Peng, "Relax, we didn't see anything. We didn't hear anything. We will be tight-lipped!"
Xiao Peng felt like he was about to cry: "I did nothing! You misunderstood!"
Yang Meng had already gone far, and he didn't forget to shout, "Don't worry, Xiao Peng, we understand, we understand!"
Xiao Peng said angrily: "You know what a fart, you know."
As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, he saw Qian’s wife and the others also heard the movement and walked out of the room. Yang Meng, who said just now that he would be tight-lipped, was already talking to Qian’s eyebrows: "Qian’s wife, I’ll tell you It’s a big news, I rely on, it’s absolutely superb..."
Seeing this scene, Xiao Peng felt that he had been hurt 10,000 points, but he couldn't let people continue to watch the jokes. Xiao Peng closed the door and said to Lu Ya, "What do you want to do?"
Lu Ya tidyed up her clothes and got up from the bed, looking at Xiao Peng calmly: "I said it a long time ago and you want you to teach me medical skills."
Xiao Peng also guilty of bullying: "I don't! How can you be like this? Can't you have to rely on me?"
As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, he heard a few people whispering comments outside the door:
"Have you heard? It's nothing to do with the boss. The boss is passive. The boss is being slapped by others." This is Pan Peiyu's voice.
"Anyway, you should be responsible if you do it! Xiao Peng is really unsympathetic. As a man, I want to despise him!" Yang Meng, why are you here to join in the fun again?
"Uncle Mengzi, what is meant by hanging and ruthless?" Well? Shaug? Is this where you should be?
Then I heard a flapping voice: "Mengzi, there is a child here, what are you talking about? How come you can't speak for such a big person?"
day! Is this my mother's voice? How gossip are you guys?
He couldn't imagine how many people outside the door were eavesdropping at the door.
Xiao Peng grinned and walked over to open the door. I'm going, are you holding a tea party? Why are almost everyone in the family here?
As soon as Xiao Peng opened the door, my mother coughed dryly: "What are you doing? Are you doing nothing? What are you doing here? They are all gone. You don't look at what you are now. "
After finishing talking, my mother smiled and said, "Son, I'm here to drive you away, don't worry, you continue."
Well, even though he was talking to Xiao Peng, his eyes kept floating on Lu Ya.
Xiao Peng almost fainted: "I continue, what shall I continue? I did nothing!"
My mother gave Xiao Peng an "I understand" look. Now Xiao Peng really wants to find a place to cry, what is this all about!
He just wants to find a corner to cry and cry so terribly wronged. What is this all about?
Xiao Peng just wanted to explain, but saw someone approach the courtyard gate. When Xiao Peng saw it, he almost fell to the ground, and the four elders came together. You are so old. Wouldn't it be okay to sleep longer?
As soon as Vice Chairman Sun came, he secretly extended a thumb to Xiao Peng, with a joking expression on his face. Yu Tianfang behind him was winking and staring at Yang Meng with a smile.
Don't ask, the four old men must have been caused by these two guys.
This is a chance to retaliate against yourself! I also said that I am careful, and how open-minded you two have never seen, okay?
"Always endless! Be careful!" Xiao Peng scolded the two inwardly.
There were just so few people on the island, and when I saw it now, almost all of them crowded into Xiao Peng.
"Things are not what you think!" Xiao Peng's voice was full of crying, and Nima was going to die.
Old Lu coughed and waved his hand: "Boy, there is no need to explain, we all understand. Although you are a bit unreliable in doing this, Xiaoya is my granddaughter after all, but I am also an enlightened parent. You are young. We will not interfere with human affairs. Hey, this little bird grows up and has hardened wings, and there will always be the day when it will leave the nest. But somehow you make me mentally prepared!"
Xiao Peng went crazy: "You misunderstood, I did nothing! Lu Ya, you told everyone what happened."
When I looked back at Lu Ya, Xiao Peng almost fell to the ground with a black eye: Lu Ya at this time was flushed with a shy face, bowing his head playing with the corners of her clothes. Shy your sister, it wasn't like that when you were a master!
Everyone looked at the pajamas on Xiao Peng, and then at Lu Ya's shy look, all of them suddenly realized.
Xiao Peng now only feels that he is yellow mud off his crotch, not but shit.
My mother is still considerate of her son: "It's all gone, young people are thin-skinned, what is it like to see so many of you together, give them more time alone. They are all young people, even if there is any misunderstanding. Just fine, give them some space, let them all go, let them all go..."
Xiao Peng only thinks that Mom, you might as well leave it alone, you are in trouble!
To say that my mother's status on the island was there, after hearing a passage from my mother, the crowd dispersed.
But Xiao Peng now really wants everyone here to listen to his own explanation, mom, mom, are you pitting me to death?
Xiao Peng watched as his mother and Lu Lao walked and talked: "Lao Lu, that's your granddaughter, she looks really beautiful..."
"Well, it's said that she looked like me when I was young" This is what Lu Lao said.
Mom, Lu Ya is over thirty. You can describe her with water spirit, is this really good? Also, Mr. Lu, how thick is your face? What does it mean to look like you when you were young? Don't you blush when you say this?
The people in the yard quickly dispersed, leaving only Lu Ya and Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng looked at Lu Ya angrily: "What on earth do you want? Would you be happy if you pit me like this?"
Lu Ya had recovered from her shyness just now, and said calmly, "Teach me the skills of Chinese medicine."
"Impossible! You die of this heart!" Xiao Peng was really angry, walked directly back to the room, locked the door, and shut Lu Ya outside.
Love what to do. You all like to see me making jokes, right? I go to sleep.
In contrast to Xiao Peng's full of sadness and anger here, mom and dad are full of joy.
My mother was happily: "I have inquired about Lao Sun. His granddaughter is a doctor, or a doctor. Xiao Peng is lucky."
Dad frowned slightly: "That Doctor Lu is a few years older than Xiao Peng, is that appropriate? The cultural gap between the two is such a big difference. If they are together in the future, Xiao Peng will not be bullied, right?"
My mother retorted: "You old feudalism, isn't it just a few years older than Xiao Peng? It's okay for the two to have a good time together. Wouldn't it be better for someone to take care of Xiao Peng, so don't look at it. What has become of this? You should be disciplined and disciplined if you are a wild temper. I have been in charge of you for so many years. Are you unhappy?
Dad quickly replied: "Happiness and happiness..."
"What's your face? Ah? Can't you? Old stuff, you can make me clear..."
Xiao Jianjun cried and said: "Son, being a father can help you so much. It's not that our army is incompetent. It is because the enemy is too cunning. You can ask for more blessings..."