Chapter 351: Playing sports

As soon as the Vladimir arrived at the dock, Xiao Peng saw a magical scene: a group of young bears in sportswear squatted on the ground and ate melon seeds with a few bottles of beer in front of them. It was really enjoyable.
How can it be carved out of the same model as the second-rate man on the streets of China?
As soon as Xiao Peng walked out of the cab, he heard someone shouting in English: "Hey, Huaxia people come here. This is really rare. How about it, is there any catch?"
National flags are displayed on the ships, so the possibility of admitting the wrong nationality at the dock is really unlikely.
"It's okay," Xiao Peng replied.
Xiao Peng wanted to get off the boat and have a chat with them. The main reason was that their posture was so kind, squatting on the ground in sports clothes and eating sunflower seeds? How did they think of this image?
Regarding the posture of squatting, many Asians, including Chinese people, like to squat on the ground. As long as you don't squat on the ground all the time, this posture is quite comfortable.
But in the eyes of Europeans and Americans, this is strange, after all, they can't even squat to go to the toilet. . . . . .
This is really not nonsense!
There was a crooked nut to Huaxia, and he was curious about the squatting posture of the Huaxia people, but he couldn't learn to imitate it, so he sent the video back to Europe and the United States, setting off a period of national imitating.
The final result was: "This posture is too difficult to do!" They couldn't squat on the ground at the same time with their toes and heels. When they squat, they can only squat on their toes and their heels are tilted.
Because they couldn't do this posture, they simply named this squat ‘Asian Squat’.
But there are exceptions. Like China, Xiong Guo can squat almost all the people. The posture is very harmonious and unified: the feet are spread out, the arms are relaxed on the knees, and there is a proprietary name: Slavic squatting.
Xiao Peng was just about to go, but Wang Hu grabbed him and whispered: "Boss, they are'playing sports'."
Xiao Peng was confused: "Playing sports? What happened to playing sports? Can you still drag me to run a marathon?"
Wang Hu explained:
In Russia,'playing sports' refers to gang members.

Xiao Peng is speechless, what is this all about? Is this Russian gangster just squatting on the ground in sportswear and eating sunflower seeds?
Wang Hu looked at Xiao Peng lost and explained to Xiao Peng: "Boss, don't be surprised. This is almost a unified image of Russian gangsters. Russians are very accustomed to eating sunflower seeds. For example, in the northeast of our country, sunflower seeds are called'mao'. ', it was originally because of the people of the Xiong country, because the Chinese people often referred to the people of the Xiong country as Lao Maozi..."
"Then what's the matter with this sportswear? How do I think about our Chinese students participating in a sports meeting? Even our Chinese gangsters standing in front of the school wear sportswear and squatting on the head of the school. Is this image too low?" Xiao Peng couldn't complain about the image of those Xiong Guoxiao gangsters.
Wang Hu laughed for a long time and said, "Boss, do you want to know how the Russian punks developed this peculiar and fresh style of dressing? This is a long story."
Xiao Peng raised his hand and made a gesture to hit Wang Hu: "Just say, what's the point of selling! I'm so curious."
Which country of Nima’s gangsters wear sportswear? Xiong Guo is really so different!
Wang Hu made a serious lecture and said: "This will start from the 1980 Moscow Olympics."
"Speak well!" Xiao Peng made another pose to hit Wang Hu.
Wang Hu hurriedly waved his hand: "Really, boss, don't worry, listen to me. The outfit of the Soviet national team back then was sponsored by Adidas, but the Soviet government at that time did not allow the Adidas logo to appear on clothes because For the Soviet Union at that time, this was a product of the
evil capitalist country.
However, Adidas’ classic three bars have been preserved, especially the three bars on Adidas running shoes at that time. A big guy said directly that these three bars look like the letter'M', which is the first letter of'Moscow'! This is to emphasize that this Olympics is hosted by us in Moscow. So Adidas, or three This is how the sportswear of the bar type became popular in the former Soviet Union."
Xiao Peng opened his mouth openly: "This Nima can show superiority, and this is really no one. These three bars have half a dime relationship with M?"
"In fact, this incident also caused a lot of disputes in the former Soviet Union. There was a popular saying at that time, which meant that'people who wear Adi will become the traitors of tomorrow!'" Wang Hu said.
Xiao Peng was curious: "Hey, the former Soviet Union really deserves to be an old friend of the Chinese people. They talk about the same formula and the same taste."
Wang Hu continued: "But at the same time, there are some people who like Adidas, which is terrible. In the Soviet Union at that time, people rarely had the opportunity to get in touch with Western fashion. The moon must be rounder than the country's, so Adidas sportswear became a cool fashion item for them. At that time, there was a popular saying that any girl would give herself to someone who wears Adidas. .... "
Xiao Peng nodded: "Well, we have also experienced this age in China. Uh. Now there are still many people who think that the moon in a foreign country is round, and they desperately want to live in a foreign country. As a result, they have nowhere to avenge justice. "
In the first two days he said, a few Chinese women ran to Star Stripe Nation and were beaten up by three local black girls.
After the incident, the police arrived at the scene and the three suspects released two of them. The police said that as long as it does not involve human rights issues, it is not illegal. The incident happened at the door of Starbucks, and the person involved wanted to secondment to monitor and prosecute, but now there is no one. . . . . .
Wang Hu smiled and said: "But this kind of foreign goods is very expensive, and secondly, the purchase channels are also limited. In order to solve the urgent needs of old friends, the enthusiastic Chinese businessmen'drew their swords to help'. They came out in the 1990s when the Soviet Union just disintegrated. When Xiongguo was scarce and dependent on imports, many merchants began to sell cheap sportswear to Xiongguo, including a large number of fake Adidas. The Russian branch of the BBC once investigated the impression of Xiongguo people on Chinese people and concluded that It turned out to be: hard work, patriotism, and many fakes. It’s no wonder that this has been scammed for decades. Think about it, a large number of copycats flocked to the country, and many bear people finally have the opportunity to wear sportswear. Even the inmates in the prison put on sportswear suits because of the lack of uniform clothing. Well, cheap and comfortable, and suitable for fights, there is no better match than sportswear."
Xiao Peng laughed and couldn't help himself: "You haven't said that this sportswear has anything to do with the gang. Why is it called a'sportsman'?"
Wang Hu continued: "After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, the gangs of Xiong State recruited many wrestling and weightlifting athletes who had ended their sports careers. These people who had worked for the country had the opportunity to go abroad to compete, and they had access to Western sportswear, so they often Wearing such clothes to show off in the gangs. Over time, sportswear has become a symbol of authority and strength in the Russian gangs, so more people have followed the trend and put on all kinds of knockoffs. Today, I see little girls. The gangsters wore all kinds of "madeinchina" "brand name" sportswear and squatted on the ground aggressively, often holding something to eat and drink in their hands, such as beer and vodka. Of course, the most dazzling thing was melon seeds. It is also an established custom in Russia to share melon seeds with people around me. Now this "brand-name" sportswear Gaslav squats with a pack of good black melon seeds, it is the daily routine of fighting ethnic gangs."
Xiao Peng curiously asked, "How many gangsters are in this bear country? There are gangsters in such a remote Far East city?"
Wang Hu thought for a while: "It has something to do with the national character. Xiong Guoren is still a bit tougher. Isn't there such a joke? If the boss slaps an employee, the reaction of people from different countries will be different. People, they will be a little bit: Hi! If it is an employee of Star Stripe country, call a lawyer directly, if it is an employee of Eagle Country, they will call the police with a smile, if it is an employee of Xiong country, then directly backhand to his boss. hand."
After listening to Wang Hu's explanation, Xiao Peng was even more curious: "What will happen to Huaxia employees?"
Wang Hu smiled badly: "Boss, do you still have to ask? If you slap me, I won't do anything, and I will scold you anonymously on the Internet when I look back."
Xiao Peng made Wang Hu laugh angrily: "You kid, help me figure out a way, how can you deter these little gangsters and not cause us trouble?"
Wang Hu shook his head and said, "They must come here to get some oil and water, but if we persuaded them too much, they would think we are bullying. If we directly attack them, we are afraid that they will cause us trouble. This is really not easy to handle."
Xiao Peng frowned. This is also true. I'm not afraid of these little bastards, but in these countries where gun control is not strict, a slight conflict may cause big troubles. Xiao Peng himself is not afraid, but in case he hurts the crew on board. What? This is really difficult.
Just when Xiao Peng was worried, Yang Meng walked out of the cold storage compartment, carrying a large tuna of at least 400 kilograms on his shoulders, and carrying a box of beer in his left hand, and walked directly to the group of gangsters.
The gangsters are dumbfounded, just carrying such a big tuna? How powerful are you?
Yang Meng handed the beer to the stunned little bastard: "Where is the fishing company? Can you take me there?"
The gangsters couldn't close their mouths, staring at Yang Meng blankly, nodded after a while, and quickly took over the beer and took Yang Meng to the fishery company.
Xiao Peng laughed and patted Wang Hu on the shoulder: "Okay, the problem is solved. From now on you can't learn more from the tough guys? How simple is this problem that can be solved."
Wang Hu looked helpless, but I wanted to learn, but who is like Yang Meng in Nima?
That is a humanoid tyrannosaurus!