Chapter 689: Is the radical method easy to use?
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 2266 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:30:01
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Unlike Jenny's nervousness, seeing Candi fall into the water, a group of men and women cheered beside him.
These should be the companions of the "Dog Tail" Simpson. Candi falls into the water, which means they won-----Candi's surfboard is theirs!
Fortunately, Candi was not washed into the deep sea by the huge waves. After the waves passed, he was seen climbing onto the surfboard. But motionless.
"Damn it!" Jenny scolded, and rushed into the sea holding the surfboard. Jenny dragged Kandy, who was lying on the surfboard, back to the shore, but Kandy lay on the beach without any reaction, obviously drowning. Jenny hurriedly gave him first aid.
"Don't pretend to be dead, you can't change the reality of losing to me!" Simpson walked over and immediately untied the rope tied to Candi's ankle, trying to take away Candi's surfboard.
At his behavior, Jenny was very angry: "You vampire! Can't you see that Candi is drowning? Call emergency call! He can't do it!"
Simpson shook his head: "Guy, who knows if he is really drowning or pretending to be dead? I would like to lose the bet, his surfboard is now mine!" After that, he still had to untie the rope on Candy's ankle.
What Xiao Peng watched from the side was real. Well, Candi’s surfboard is really good, it’s a ‘quiksilver’ surfboard.
Speaking of this brand, people who are not keen on surfing may not understand it, but in the surfing circle, this brand is equivalent to the Rolls-Royce in the car, and their other two products are also famous: UGG sheepskin boots and RIPCURL's swimsuit. Especially UGG sheepskin boots, who dares to say that Chinese women don’t know now? In winter, Huaxia Street is full of UGG cottages.
The wall of Qianliyan Warehouse was covered with these things, which was the result of Xiao Peng buying randomly. . . . . .
Xiao Peng didn’t want to say anything about Candi’s loss of the surfboard. Man, would he be willing to bet. Simpson was right on this point, like Candi’s mindless, participating in gambling games beyond his own ability, and losing the surfboard. She deserves it. But this Simpson's approach is too much. Candi’s life or death is uncertain, but you only care about your surfboard? Besides, Candi's drowning is genuine, it's really life-threatening.
Xiao Peng walked over and patted Jenny: "Give me Candi."
Jenny looked at Xiao Peng suspiciously, and Xiao Peng said, "Don't worry, I know how to first aid."
After hearing this, Jenny was overjoyed and hurriedly gave up his position to Xiao Peng. Xiao Peng walked over to Jenny, concentrated his magic power in his palm, and did something unexpected: He punched Candi’s lungs directly. .
"Are you crazy?" Jenny pushed Xiao Peng away, and exclaimed angrily: "What did you do so special?"
But as soon as Jenny's voice fell, he saw Candi coughing and spraying a lot of clear water from his mouth. Xiao Peng shrugged, "Okay, I will do this."
Jenny quickly helped Candi from the ground: "Brother, are you all right? Oh, poor Candi."
Candi slowly recovered and looked at Jenny: "Jenny, who can tell me what happened?"
"Hey! Are you trying to pretend to be amnesia?" It was Simpson who was standing by, and Candi looked at Simpson: "Damn it, Jenny, did I lose?"
Jenny nodded and did not speak, but the meaning was very clear.
"Damn it!" Candi murmured, but he struggled to sit up, untied the rope from his ankle, and said to Simpson, "It's yours."
Simpson laughed and picked up the surfboard, handed it to a girl behind him, and said to Candi: "Come to me when you have a new board. Haha, I'm willing to charge as much as this surfboard. "After talking, everyone left with a smile. Seeing that there was no excitement here, the onlookers also dispersed.
Jenny also reacted at this time, and hurriedly said to Xiao Peng: "Xiao, I'm so sorry, I was not good at your attitude just now, thank you for saving Candi." Xiao Peng waved his hand, indicating that it didn't matter.
Candi was taken aback after hearing this, "Jenny, what's the matter? Xiao saved me?"
Jenny nodded and told Candi what had just happened. Candi listened and looked at Xiao Peng gratefully: "Xiao, thank you for saving me. How do you think this is? I invite you to dinner to show my gratitude."
Xiao Peng nodded, but he didn't refuse. Since he wanted to travel poorly, he must be saving money. However, it can be seen that Candi and Jenny are not wealthy owners. They did not invite Xiao Peng to a big meal, but instead asked Xiao Peng to eat a Brazilian barbecue that is common along the coast of California. This is a small shop, but business is pretty good.
During the meal, Candi cried and said, "Damn Simpson, I'm planted this time! This is my favorite surfboard."
Xiao Peng thought for a while, and said, "Candy, we have an old saying in China that says:'If you know you can't do it, you will be brave if you succeed, and you will be foolish if you fail.' Circumstances, your gambling game itself is not wise, it is a typical game of big bet against the small. To be honest, you are really stupid in my opinion."
Candi hadn’t spoken to refute Xiao Peng, but someone outside the door had refuted him:
This is the spirit of the Star Striped Nation, which you cowardly Chinese people will never understand! You don’t even have such a basic spirit of adventure. You are also a man? Your Chinese men have the same courage as the caterpillar between your crotch. You can't see it without a magnifying glass."
Xiao Peng followed the sound and saw that it was Simpson and others who were surfing with Candibi just now.
Xiao Peng looked at Simpson: "Hey, when did I not fasten the trousers and the zipper to show you? Compared to your huge chrysanthemums, the Trident missiles are considered caterpillars! I am curious to ask, are you? Your family hasn’t taught you, don’t interrupt when others are talking?"
After listening to Xiao Peng's words, several of Simpson's friends looked ruthless and wanted to teach Xiao Peng a lesson, but Simpson stopped them.
"Simpson, don't stop me, I want to show this yellow-skinned monkey!" The accomplice who was stopped by him was a black man with dirty pigtails on his head. The shirtless man stared at Simpson, but Simpson muttered to the corner. Toot, they looked together, and they saw two Star Stripe police officers in the corner eating barbecue and watching over here.
"Yellow-skinned monkey! You wait!" the person who was stopped still murmured. Xiao Peng pouted and fought? Thank the police for saving you! This is what I fear most.
Simpson rolled his eyes: "Hey, Huaxia boy, if you are really a man, how would we compare to a surf? Don’t think I don’t understand your Huaxia civilization. What do you say about Huaxia? "If you are mentally retarded, take it. Come out, what's the use of hiding in the corner and talking about the excitement?"
Dirty pigtail laughed loudly after hearing it: "Chinese people can play surfing? This group of people living in primitive society may have seen surfing for the first time today? How can their backward country know what surfing is?"
After hearing Dirty Braid's words, everyone laughed, like they heard a big joke.
Xiao Peng didn’t even think about where the laughing point was. He asked Candi with a confused look: "Brother, where is the laughing point here?" He thought he didn’t understand star-and-stroke jokes. Also shook his head, they didn't know.
Said Chinese people can't play surfing? Well, Huaxia people are born to cherish life, and they are not very interested in this kind of sports-----and even if they are interested, they are subject to natural conditions. There are not many people who engage in this sports-----Huaxia North is In the continental shelf sea, there is usually no place suitable for surfing. Surfing can only be played in a few places in the south. So China Surfing is not very strong.
But this definitely does not mean that China has no good surfers! People like Guo Shujuan and Huang Wei are good players. Of course, compared with the top professional surfers in the world, there is still a gap.
But this Xiao Peng is also an exception! At that time, he had a lot of fun surfing on Qianliyan, and because he was often ridiculed by falling into the water, he also researched out the cheating method of surfing with vertical seas. For him, these people’s surfing skills are kids. He didn't want to bully people when playing family!
"Oh. It turned out to be a group of mental illnesses. It is necessary to keep a distance from them, so as not to be entangled by the mentally ill. That is a big trouble." Xiao Peng concluded.
After hearing Xiao Peng's words, the crowd glared at Xiao Peng, but didn't laugh.
Simpson looked at Xiao Peng: "You Huaxia people are so sharp-toothed? It's a pity that no one will look down on you by just relying on your mouth. Huaxia kid, you haven't answered me yet, dare you compare surfing with me?"
Xiao Peng is very honest: "I really don't want to bully people."
After hearing Xiao Peng’s words, Simpson and the others began to laugh again.
"Well, mental patients are more happy, this sentence is really correct." Xiao Peng muttered.
"That's so awesome, why don't you come and gamble with me?" Simpson continued to provoke.
Xiao Peng spread his hands out: "First, I don't have a surfboard at all. Second, what good will you do if I win?"
Jenny directly stopped Xiao Peng: "Xiao, you can't bet with him. He is a good surfer here. Just now he used the aggressive method to compare Candi with him."
Candi also said: "Xiao, don't be fooled! Although this guy is a jerk, his surfing skills are really high."
Xiao Peng nodded at the two, indicating that he knew. Simpson said: "I can provide you without a surfboard. Don't you dare not? Are you all Chinese cowards?"
"There is no doubt about it, they are also very good at talking. They dare not dare to get fucked."
"Boy Huaxia, come to mom, and mom will breastfeed you."
Simpson's friends all started booing.
Xiao Peng looked at Simpson indifferently: "Put away your low-level radical skills, Huaxia people are not as retarded as you, so you can do it at will? Want me to compare with you? Yes, take out something that moves my heart. Conditions."
Simpson was overjoyed when he heard that, and said, "I use my surfboard to bet with you!"
Xiao Peng shook his head, pointed to Candi and said, "I'm not as stupid as him. It's no use for me to lose the surfboard to me. It can't move me." He was shot while lying on the side. Candi looked at Xiao Peng helplessly. Xiao Peng didn't even look at him, and ate the barbecue with his head down.
Simpson snorted coldly: "Then what are you betting on?"
Xiao Peng didn't lift his head, just pinched his fingers together and rubbed it. This is a common gesture all over the world: money.
Simpson smiled: "What do you mean? Do you still want appearance fees?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "That's not necessary, let's do it, if you lose, give me a thousand dollars, plus the surfboard that Candi lost just now? It doesn't matter how much money you look like anyway. Thousand dollars can you get together."
Simpson asked: "Then you lose?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "You want me to surf with you, don't you just want to make a fool of me? That's your purpose, right? So what's the gamble?"
Simpson glanced at Xiao Peng and saw the big luggage bag Xiao Peng carried with him: "Then you lose, and this bag of your luggage belongs to me."
He is not stupid. If Xiao Peng goes into the water, he must put everything in his luggage, and he wants Xiao Peng to leave with nothing!
Xiao Peng nodded: "You are happy."
After hearing what Xiao Peng said, Candi and Jenny persuaded him: "Don't compare with him, his surfing skills are really strong."
Xiao Peng ate the last bite of barbecue: "I'll tell you two another Chinese proverb "Don't fight an unprepared battle". It depends on how I win him. What kind of tail? Give me a surfboard. I'm still waiting. Take some change and continue traveling! I want to thank you for providing travel expenses for this trip!"
Simpson laughed loudly after hearing this: "Do Chinese people like to brag so much? Let’s not talk about the level of surfing. I appreciate your confidence! Oh, it’s not self-confidence or arrogance. I have to wait to see you have nothing. Looks like. Hall, get a Chinese board for this Chinese man!"
"Little Dirty Braid" was full of displeasure after hearing it: "Who wants to give him his surfboard. Isn't that an insult to surfing?"
Simpson smiled slightly: "Do you want to give Huaxia people a chance to learn about this sport? Hall, you go get a surfboard that fits this Huaxia body shape."
When Hall heard it, his eyes lit up: "I understand! I'll get it now!" After talking, he ran out to get the surfboard.
Xiao Peng curled his lips, seeing that he was so happy, he didn't know what trip he wanted to do. . . . . .