Chapter 776: Come to the Amish community
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1854 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:30:44
Wolverine is brave enough to fight with bears, but it’s really not as good as this honey badger, who is a little smaller than it, and he is a serious Guinness World Record winner. The most fearless animal on the planet'.
The honey badger is not very big and is about the same size as a puppy, but in its eyes, there is really no creature that is his opponent. Uh, it is not aimed at anyone. In its eyes, any creature in the world is his food. . . . . .
Of course, it's another matter whether you can play or not.
Someone summed it up. The four most terrifying mammals are: tattooed, hot-headed, anal-cutting, and flat-headed. Among them, tattooed refers to tigers and leopards; hot-headed refers to lions; Refers to the African hyena, and the flat head refers to the honey badger.
In fact, there is also a ‘wearing sunglasses’, that is, the national treasure panda. Although it looks simple and honest, the combat effectiveness of that guy should not be underestimated.
The fear of the honey badger is not because of how powerful it is, but in response to the words of the ancestors: those who are afraid of being horizontal, those who are afraid of being tough, and those who are tough are afraid of death.
But the honey badger is hard and shocked, the key is not dead!
In Africa, we often see such a scene: a group of beasts are eating their prey, a honey badger swaggers into it, roars twice and then has a meal, and then swaggers out of the herd! The rest of the beasts who were eating looked dumbfounded, but were reluctant to take care of it at all! This is not because those lion hyenas are afraid of honey badgers, but because. . . . . . This stuff is really rascal.
Don’t look at the cuteness of the honey badger. In fact, this one is really full of weapons. First of all, it is the same as the wolverine, with an unusually broad head and a bulge above it, which makes them have a strong bite force, plus their mouths are full. Sharp teeth, a bite is no joke, a honey badger can even kill an adult Nile crocodile!
And the honey badger has a secret weapon, which is their skin. Their skin is extremely tough and their defenses are super strong! Moreover, the skin is loose, the neck is very flexible, and the neck can be turned inside the skin. If the neck is bitten, they can turn their heads and bite each other! And the other party was bitten, that couldn't stand it.
It feels like a priest in World of Warcraft wearing a full tough battlefield suit and holding top battlefield weapons against a cloth-armored warrior. For their opponents, right? Can't take advantage, don't fight? This thing is really disgusting.
Of course, any lion or other stubborn determination to kill the honey badger can still be done, but that also consumes amazing energy. An African leopard takes an hour to subdue it! That's really not worth the gain. And the honey badger and wolverine have a common stunt-fart! That smell is a nightmare for all sensitive animals. So those big cats simply ignore it.
Because it provokes this stuff, there is only one result: otherwise you kill it, or it kills you, the slogan of Brother Pingtou is to be indifferent to life and death, do it if you refuse to accept it, its life is simple and busy: either fighting or fighting On the way. Animals experienced in Africa will walk around when they see it, and no one wants to provoke this stunner.
Feelings Just now, the Rattlesnake suddenly found danger and wanted to leave, not because of himself, but because of this guy!
You know, honey badger’s favorite food is snake except honey, and it’s safer for him to eat all kinds of poisonous snakes than honey, because honey badger’s most common way to die is to be stung to death by bees. ------Bees are not used to honey badgers.
The duel between the honey badger and the rattlesnake is over. The rattlesnake has been bitten off by the honey badger, but the honey badger has also been bitten by the rattlesnake with a'fatal' bite. He fell to the ground, convulsed all over, and stopped moving. It doesn't look good anymore.
Xiao Peng sighed, walked up and directly applied a spiritual enlightenment to the honey badger, stuffed the honey badger into his backpack, and carried the dead rattlesnake on his journey.
The poison of this rattlesnake is poisonous and the undead honey badger. When people wake up after being poisoned, there is nothing left. Honey badger has a strong resistance to snake venom, and is one of the few animals in the world that is resistant to snake venom! As for why the honey badger is not afraid of snake venom, it has not been explained well. It can only be attributed to the strong immune resistance of the honey badger to snake venom.
Xiao Peng has always been interested in honey badgers since he raised wolverines. These two guys are worthy of being relatives. They are both dumbfounded, but compared to honey badgers, although wolverines are bigger, they are really not as fierce as honey badgers. . Now that I see the honey badger, how can Xiao Peng miss it?
Xiao Peng went on for about an hour, and when he heard the backpack swaying, Xiao Peng knew that this was the honey badger waking up. Quickly let the honey badger out of the bag, Xiao Mi badger looked at Xiao Peng with a pitiful face.
Xiao Peng knew what he wanted, and took out the rattlesnake that it had just killed. Xiao Mi Badger leaped forward happily and ate the rattlesnake and the meat on his belly like a spicy stick. Xiao Peng's stomach was grunting. . When Xiao Mi Badger had finished eating, Xiao Peng accelerated his speed, and Xiao Mi Badger followed behind. Xiao Peng didn't do anything else, but wanted to hurry to the town to have a good meal. Xiao Peng didn't know how long he had been buried in the sand, only that he was so hungry that he was unbearable!
God, who will bring me something to eat!
One person and one honey badger walked toward the scorching sun. Finally, Xiao Peng saw the symbol of modern civilization: telephone poles. On the sign on the telephone pole, 66 was written impressively. Uh, this is about to return to Route 66 again?
However, Xiao Peng didn't have too high expectations. After all, he walked along Highway 66. He knew how desolate the Highway 66 was. He couldn't see a few cars all day.
But it didn't take long for Xiao Peng to become happy: he saw a cornfield across the sand dunes! Moreover, it seems that it was cultivated manually. Someone is working here? It should be a Mexican. If it is a local farmer in Arizona, it should be a greenhouse. After all, the climate and soil here are not very suitable for crop cultivation.
In any case, Xiao Peng was starving and ran towards the cornfield. Corn is very common in the United States. You must know that for the past two decades, the annual corn output of the star-stripe country has been around 40% of the global output. This is a serious corn country. Especially in the states that were originally the territory of the state of Mexico, to the people here, corn is their life. They cannot live without corn and peppers.
"Go faster, there is food!" Xiao Peng greeted'Xiao Mi', yes, this honey badger gave him such a vulgar name. Xiao Mi Badger screamed, and didn't know if he responded to Xiao Peng's words or protested against the name Xiao Peng gave him.
Xiao Peng carried a large luggage bag and walked to the cornfield. He just wanted to pick a corn to eat, but he heard the sound of people's footsteps. Xiao Peng was embarrassed to start, and walked through the reputation and saw one wearing a straw hat. The man in the old-fashioned overalls was walking over with two buckets.
Seeing the visitor clearly, Xiao Peng looked happy: "Neil! Why are you here?"
"God, Xiao! Why are you here?" It is not someone else standing here, but Neil the Amish who Xiao Peng helped!
Xiao Peng smiled, "I asked you first."
Neil also smiled: "Well, this is the farmland in our community. Where can I be if I'm not here? It's you, why are you so embarrassed? If you didn't call my name directly, I would be surprised. You are from the soil. Did it crawl out of the pile?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Who caused me to encounter a sandstorm?"
"Sandstorm? Are you talking about the sandstorm last month?" Neil asked in surprise.
"Last month?" Xiao Peng was taken aback, he was buried alive for a month? Xiao Peng coughed dryly, "That's right, that's the sandstorm."
"God, how did you survive!" Neil exclaimed.
Xiao Peng quickly changed the subject and couldn't let him continue to ask: "Neil, didn't you say you want to invite me to dinner?"
Neil was taken aback: "Huh?" He directly heard Xiao Peng's stomach gurgling.
Neil laughed: "Okay, okay, come with me quickly. Anas and Barbara kept saying thank you very much. Thanks to you last time, otherwise we really don't know how to get back. "While speaking, Neil saw the honey badger standing at Xiao Peng's feet: "God! How come there is such a thing?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "This is my little friend. I have established a deep friendship with him during this period." He directly connected his missing person and honey badger in this month.
After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Neal was still nervous: "God, are you sure it is true? It won't hurt Barbara, right?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "Trust me, it's a very smart little guy. As long as you don't mess with it, it won't hurt anyone."
Neil was a little skeptical, but still chose to believe in Xiao Peng. Carrying the bucket, Xiao Peng returned to their Amish community.
Seeing this community, Xiao Peng really felt that he had gone to the wrong place and was in a trance on the set of "Titanic". The people here dressed almost the same as Jack's inside: overalls, short-sleeved shirts, and only black, white and blue clothes. No one wears leather belts, almost all wear straw hats. Many people wear a big beard like Neil, but the beard on their lips is shaved cleanly. This is the tradition of Amish men. They do not grow beards before marriage and must grow beards after marriage. Women wore long skirts and hats, and some people wore turbans, but after careful observation, Xiao Peng found that all women's clothes had no buttons. It looks like the standard dress of the lower-class passengers on the Titanic.
But the people here are very friendly, and they all take off their hats and salute when they see Xiao Peng, but because of the honey badger, no one approaches Xiao Peng.
It seems that they have all suffered from the honey badger ------ this thing is indeed quite suitable. . . . . .