Chapter 864: I am the soft-shelled turtle you call

Xiao Peng pointed to his nose with a playful look: "You are making me go? Why? Are you not talking about the you made? By the way, you are not afraid of death if you eat so much salt. What annoys you the most, you always use your age to talk about it. If your experience is really good, are you mixed up like this now?"
It cannot be denied that as people grow older, their experience will also increase. So I like to point fingers at other people's things, thinking that what I say is the truth. Such people are really everywhere! This is especially true for parents who are parents in China, letting children do things according to their own ideas. In fact, they don't want to think that this experience is indeed very important, but it does not mean that it is correct.
Nowadays, society is changing every day, one day by day, and many so-called ‘experiences’ are out of date. Those experiences can be used for reference, but if people copy them completely, they will probably go further and further down the wrong path.
Just like Xiao Peng said, if this Uncle Ji's experience is really correct, can it be mixed like this now?
Uncle Ji became irritated after hearing this: "The little who just came out, do you really think this is what you are used to holding at home? This is the Stars and Stripes Nation! What's the use of coming out with family money to look like dogs? Didn’t you work illegally here? After spending all the money and returning to China, I’ve seen many prodigal children from China, so I’m not the child of my family, or I must break your leg! !Get out of here!"
At exactly this time, Xiao Li just brought Warvin and the others in. Warvin was taken aback: "Why are there still fights here?" Although he didn't understand Chinese, the atmosphere here was not right.
Emilia saw Xiao Peng: "My dear, Warvin told me that you want to be Martin Schrelli in the seafood class?"
Xiao Peng kissed Emilia on the cheek: "I'm joking with him. I don't want people to stab at the spine and curse, I was bragging with Warvin."
At this moment, everyone in the kitchen was dumbfounded, and they looked at Xiao Peng dumbfounded. What's the situation?
Warvin asked curiously, "Ligger, what's going on in the kitchen just now? Why are you fighting?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Oh, they want me to go, don't delay them to let the organizer of this party come to taste the food."
Warvin's eyes widened: "Ligger, who have you left to taste the food?"
Xiao Peng shrugged, "I have tasted it just now."
Warvin asked quickly: "How do you feel?"
Xiao Peng nodded and said, "What I said just now was'Fuck! What is this special stuff!' I swear to God, everything here is not Chinese food. As a Chinese, I almost spit it out. "
When Warvin heard this, he grabbed a white man next to him: "Hey, Thompson, what's the matter? Didn't you say that you can find the best Chinese chef? What's the matter? Are you kidding me?"
Thompson is the owner of the service company that held this party. He hurriedly waved his hands after hearing this: "Mr. Warren, this is a misunderstanding! This Mr. Ji is our Boston’s prestigious Chinese chef! He has been operating Chinese food here for many years, and he is very much here. Famous. It was a very hard work to get him here!"
Xiao Peng laughed ‘pouch’. Old Zheng just told himself that this Uncle Ji opened a small restaurant. Thompson should be looking for him for cheap. As a result, he became a ‘prestigious’ Chinese chef. . . . . .
After listening to this, Wowen smiled coldly and pointed to Xiao Peng and said, "Thompson, do you know who this is? This is my Liger. He did it this time. I just help him contact. You let him go. ? Then you don't want to do this job, right? Then I will let the outsiders finish their work now?"
"Xiete! I'm sorry! Mr. Warvin, I'm not talking about you! How could I scold you for giving us such a big deal? Ji! What the did you do? You really want to do this job ! I asked you to make money, you shame me? If you can't do it, just give me the fuck! You still scold the boss here? Do you want us such a big service company to lose such a big deal because of you? Fake! Fake! Fake! How did I think of letting you be an idiot? Are you a pig?" Thompson yelled to Lao Ji with an angry tone.
"Ahem!" Xiao Peng stopped him with a dry cough, "Your name is Thompson?"
Thompson hurriedly laughed and said: "This gentleman, I'm sorry that this happened, I'm really sorry. I will let them go, I will find a better Chinese chef, and I will definitely not delay the party today."
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I would even like to ask you, what qualifications do you have to scold the Chinese? I said that just now because the dishes they cooked insulted the word'Chinese food'. And why did they make such a dish. The food? Isn’t it because it caters to the tastes of your Stars and Stripes? Today’s party was organized by me. I asked for authentic Chinese food, not the star-style Chinese food they gave me. For this, I can criticize They. But other than that, no one can do it! If I hear you insulting Huaxia people again, believe me, I have countless ways to ruin you, no matter where you are on the earth, I can do it." Thompson After listening to Xiao Peng's words, he looked at him questioningly.
Warvin patted Thompson on the shoulder: "If I were you, I would believe my liger. He would definitely be able to do it. Let me just say that. The energy of my liger is beyond your imagination. Of course, you don’t have to Trust me to give it a try, don’t tell me I didn’t remind you."
After hearing this, Thompson didn’t even think about it. He put on a smiling face and said to Xiao Peng:
Sir, I think this is a misunderstanding. The most respected person in my life is Huaxia. Really, I can swear to God. Huaxia people are the best in the world!"
Thompson was stunned in an instant. The first item of the guide to survival in the Stars is: Don't offend the rich. He is not stupid, his business is to serve the rich, and the principle of ‘gathering people into groups by things’ is true not only in China, but also everywhere in the world. Offending a rich man is tantamount to offending a group of people. What else will he do in the future?
After running a body service company for so many years, Thompson has dealt with so many wealthy people, and his edges and corners have long been smoothed. The rich is the master, and the master is what he says.
If you don't recognize counseling when you should recognize counseling, it's not brave, it's called an idiot.
"Sir, I was also anxious just now, because we also want to provide you with the best service, but the people you see us are dissatisfied with you. That's why I fumbled for a while. I hope you forgive me." Thompson said respectfully.
Xiao Peng looked at him after hearing this: "I will remember from now on, I have passed my brain before speaking, and don't be a little sheep who are all bullies in China."
Thompson hurriedly said: "How can this be! Mr. Xiao, who dares to treat the Chinese as a lamb now? The incident of just one death and four injuries shocked many people."
Warvin laughed after hearing this: "It's in Texas, it's not representative. The aunts there are carrying guns when they go to the supermarket."
What they were talking about was what happened in Houston a few days ago. When a Chinese couple drove home, they were robbed by five black men at their door. The Chinese husband pretended to take the money and took out a gun from his bag to hit him. In the end, he killed one and wounded two. The two people who were waiting in the car next to him were driving and the accomplice wanted to hit him, so he shot the car window directly. Broken, the car hit the wall with one head, and the Chinese wife took advantage of the chaos and ran home, and ran out holding a spear. The two robbers in the car were scared and ran away. In the end, they were all caught with one dead and four wounded.
Chinese Americans have been the target of looting for a long time in the Stars and Stripes. This time they came forward to fight back, and it was directly 1V5. After the incident, they shocked the Stars and Stripes. People all talked: "Who said the Chinese are small sheep? They are almost all It's a wolf."
However, this incident has caused some Stars and Stripes people to start a ‘threat theory’: Chinese Americans cannot be allowed to take up arms! If all the Chinese took up arms, the Star-Stripe Nation would be over. . . . . .
Te Niang's Stars and Stripes country is like that.
But when something like this happened, the robbers who specifically targeted the Chinese in the Stars and Stripes country would think before they acted. But what Warvin said is right, this matter is not representative. After all, this happened in Texas. Texans, as Warren said: "Auntie walks to the supermarket with a gun." In Texas coastal cities such as Houston, don't be surprised if you see young girls wearing bikinis with long guns. . . . . .
Watching Thompson admit that Xiao Peng did not continue his nonsense, but turned to look at Uncle Ji and others: "It seems that you can also see that I am the ‘foreign turtle’ you mentioned just now."
Uncle Ji and the others looked at each other after hearing them, and they talked badly about the master of the body for a long time, and the master of the body was beside them.
Xiao Peng pointed to the plate on the table and said: "You made the dishes like this, I am naturally very dissatisfied. I asked for authentic Chinese food, not these messy things. Of course, you can also understand that you are doing this. Making money to solve food and clothing, and I am to promote our Chinese culture, this is not a purpose."
After hearing what Xiao Peng said, everyone's expressions looked better.
"But..." After hearing the words Xiao Peng, everyone became nervous again.
"But this is not the reason why I can accept these rubbish. I don't accept these dishes. When I asked, I said that I wanted authentic Chinese food, but you gave me these things." Xiao Peng said.
Uncle Ji hurriedly said: "Boss, we are doing this for your consideration!"
"Oh? What do you say?" Xiao Peng asked.
Uncle Ji said: "Boss, you are all foreign guests, right? This foreigner doesn't like our Chinese food. They will not be satisfied if you entertain them like this."
After listening, Lao Zheng and others nodded together. Even if you have money, the person you invited is a foreigner after all. If your guests are not satisfied, how much money you have spent on the PARTY is not successful, right?