Chapter 1059: Wait to clean the toilet
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1885 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:33:25
"Who? I know such a capable person?" Yang Meng asked curiously.
Xiao Peng tilted his head and replied: "Are you still asking? Qian Congcong! Qian Congcong called me some time ago, and he almost jumped up happily."
Yang Meng hurriedly replied: "I know, I know, his IG team won the world championship, right? He's OK. DOTA2 our country's first world championship was won by his club, LOL our country's first world championship They still took it. It's worth it to be happy about it."
Xiao Peng curled his lips: "You think Qian Congcong is too simple. Is this something to be happy for him? What he is really happy about is that he took the opportunity to make a lot of traffic. It took two million to do it. With the effect of hundreds of millions of advertising expenses, he made a lot of money this time. He was so happy that he had to bring his team members to Qianliyan to celebrate the New Year, saying how much money I wanted to offer. Let me scold me. Ran."
Yang Meng blinked: "What do you mean? What is the effect of hundreds of millions of advertising expenses?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "What did he engage in a LOL championship celebration event, and let people forward his Weibo. In the first event, 113 people were drawn to win the prize, each rewarded 10,000 cash, and in the second event, each person had an IPX mobile phone. , It doesn’t cost two million yuan in total, but do you know the number of reposts? More than 30 million! He has been on hot search for N consecutive days, which is equivalent to spending less than two million in advertising fees, and he has been promoting The e-sports industry promoted, promoted its own club, its own live broadcast platform, and signed the women's team, earned enough traffic, and also won a good reputation for winning glory for the country... You said it yourself. Is this money worth it? Others spend hundreds of millions of dollars in advertising expenses to achieve this effect! Find the target and hit the target, this is the highest level of advertising! Kardashian from the Stars and Stripes, Qian Congcong from our country , These are all masters in this Dao. Not much smarter than those who spend money on the rankings?"
"Women's group? Damn, let them go to Qianliyan to play!" Yang Meng's focus is always on the word'female'.
"You kid can't be serious, what's the matter with you and Georgina?" Xiao Peng asked.
After hearing this, Sun Pengcheng became interested: "What? And Georgina? That Georgina? What's the matter with Georgina and Mengzi?"
Yang Meng slapped Sun Pengcheng on the back of his head: "Just your kid gossip! What can I do with Georgina?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "It's okay. When we broke up with Georgina in San Francisco, Georgina gave Mengzi a standard long French kiss in front of his father, or the kind that started in 30 minutes. Think about that picture for yourself."
Sun Pengcheng clutched his head and ran to Xiao Peng to avoid Yang Meng: "Starting in 30 minutes? Was it that exaggerated? In the end Georgina was suffocated?"
"Well, a little bit of exaggeration is in it, but it's almost the same. You were not there at the time, and you didn't see Bloomberg's face. I told you that he couldn't beat Maunzi, or he had to kill Maunzi. No!" Xiao Peng teased.
After hearing this, Sun Pengcheng thought a little: "Well, I want to have a daughter in the future. The first factor in choosing a son-in-law is that I must be able to beat him. If I were Bloomberg, I would be crazy to see this scene! Mengzi, are you telling us what is going on?"
Yang Meng said angrily: "How do I know that, that woman is crazy! Absolutely! Covet my beauty and take advantage of me!"
"Puff!" Xiao Peng and Sun Pengcheng sprayed together.
"Brother Peng, let's change the subject. Suddenly, I feel sick in my stomach." Sun Pengcheng said.
Xiao Peng nodded in sympathy.
"Brother Peng, where are we going?" Sun Pengcheng asked curiously.
Xiao Peng kept ahead: "Didn't you see that there is a yacht club there? Let's rent a yacht!"
"What the hell?" Yang Meng was stunned: "Damn, Brother Peng, didn't we go ashore to play? Why are we going to sea again? And we don't have a boat. Why do we find a yacht?"
Xiao Peng grinned, "How can I play with the girls without a yacht?"
"Girl?" Yang Meng's eyes widened: "You mean you want to take the girl out to play with you? I heard it right?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "You heard that right! You both know the purpose of this visit, then do as I said!"
Sun Pengcheng blinked: "Brother Peng, can you tell me why I did this?"
Xiao Peng glanced at left and right: "If the priceless shipwreck under our national surveillance is lost inexplicably, what will we do?"
"Looking desperately!" Sun Pengcheng didn't want to answer.
"That's it! Believe it or not, almost all the ships that appear there will be investigated by that time? So we absolutely can't get close to the Columbia waters this time." Xiao Peng replied.
Sun Pengcheng was dumbfounded: "Brother Peng, how can we fish out the boat if we don't go to Columbia waters?"
Xiao Peng patted Sun Pengcheng on the shoulder: "Young man, don't worry, we have to investigate and clean up before we can do it? What's the use of you being so anxious?"
"But..." Sun Pengcheng wanted to say something. After all, he is the grandson of Lao Sun. He was a little anxious to hear that it was just investigation and not salvage.
"But what is it? Are you worried that I will send you to Colombia to go fishing for the boat?" Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Oh, I see, you are afraid that your grandpa knows that you are fighting with a woman, right? It's all right, then don't go! Let's go and play by ourselves!"
"Don't! Brother Peng, you can't leave me behind!" Sun Pengcheng looked mean after hearing this: "But we are not familiar with this place, where can we find beautiful women?"
Xiao Peng looked at Sun Pengcheng with disgust: "You have been here for a while? You can't find a woman?"
Sun Pengcheng said bitterly: "Brother Peng, I have been staying at the Panama City Embassy. How else would I know the news of your coming? And... Alas."
Xiao Peng puzzled: "Why are you sighing?"
Sun Pengcheng said: "There are many Chinese and many women in Panama City, but people from Baodao, Guangzhou Huadu, Jiangmen, Enping, etc., can't speak Mandarin well, and it is difficult for me to communicate with them. How to communicate with them further?"
Xiao Peng curiously asked, "There are still many Chinese women here?"
Sun Pengcheng nodded: "There are a lot of Chinese in Panama City, and there are more women than men. Many of them were taken out of cowboy debt by relatives when they were teenagers. So it is not surprising to see Chinese women over there."
"Cowboy debt? What is it?" Yang Meng asked curiously.
Xiao Peng explained the problem for Sun Pengcheng: "It's the relatives here who help bring people out of China. In return, those who are brought out have to work for this relative without pay for four or five years. Many people go abroad like this! Every country has Chinese who do this."
Yang Meng's eyes widened: "Damn, is someone in Nima stupidly coming out like this? Isn't this running out to become a slave?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Of course! Those who want to go abroad are like this one by one, saying, "I am not afraid of hardship", thinking that after a few years of "cowboy debt" they can stay abroad and make a lot of money. , But the young people today are not hard-working people at home. They can endure hardships in foreign countries?"
Yang Meng took a breath after hearing this: "I want to come to the sentence you said: The most cruel to Chinese is really Chinese."
Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "This is called Zhou Yu's fight against Huang Gai--one who is willing to fight and one who is willing to suffer. And even if the intestines of the people who come out are blue, they have to show themselves to live a good life with the country. Huyou Other people come over again, and then they may also become people who put "cowboy debt", and then just like this, continue to pit it from generation to generation. In fact, it cannot be said to be a pit. If it came out decades ago, our country is poor and can What came out was a blessing, but now?"
Sun Pengcheng continued: "It's not just that. I know a woman here. She told me that when she was here to pay the cowboy debt, she worked more than ten hours a day, and she didn't even have a rest day. She was tired every day. Like a dog. Later, the cowboy debt was finally paid off, and she married a small Chinese boss here. She thought that a good day was coming, but after getting married, it was even worse. They did shop day and night, and there was no shopping. Time. The women here are all of the superhuman level. I know that woman, with four children, and she also runs a shop, cooks, cleans, and does housework... I'm going! Here is a Chinese woman. Definitely the best all-rounder in the world! So you said Panama is not beautiful? The coastline is so beautiful, but when you go to those scenic tourist areas, you rarely see Chinese people, all foreigners, and return to the city I saw that those who worked hard were all Chinese."
Yang Meng licked Sun Pengcheng a glance: "What are you talking about nonsense? After talking for a long time, doesn't it mean that you can't find a woman to play with!"
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes, what you said hit the nail on the head!"
Sun Pengcheng said anxiously: "Brother Peng, I can't really blame me for this. Spanish is spoken here, and the language is not fluent. Where do I find a woman? Mengzi, don't laugh at me. You can't find you if you ask you to find it!"
Yang Meng snorted coldly after hearing this: "Do you think you are all such rubbish? Well, let's make a bet, if I find a group of beauties, you will do all the cleaning of the bathroom on the boat in the next month?"
Sun Pengcheng widened his eyes after hearing this: "Gamble! Who is afraid of whom!"
Yang Meng turned his head and asked Xiao Peng, "Will you go tomorrow morning?"
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "It's eight o'clock! Always give the yacht time to prepare food and drinks, right?"
"Go! I'm leaving!" Yang Meng turned and left after speaking.
Sun Pengcheng watched Yang Meng walk away and blinked: "Brother Peng, can he find a woman?"
Xiao Peng nodded and said: "Sun Pengcheng, you are ready to clean the bathroom. Let me just say that, even if women in this country are buried under the ground, Mengzi can bring them out, and the most important thing is that they can Keep quality and quantity. I dare not bet with him about this. Do you dare to come? Wait for the toilet to be cleaned!"