Chapter 1:

In November, Beijing.
"What did you promise me? Buying a house for a few years? Buying a car for a few years? Don't want your old family, follow you to this ghost place, look at how your classmates are mixed, and then look at you! You are mixed What is it like? Are you a man!"
After learning from the same society, Xiao Yi endured nagging, his hands in his pockets, his head buried in smoke, and his girlfriend stopped behind him. Xiao Yi didn't find it, just walked, walked, walked...
"I'm sorry." Xiao Yi threw away his cigarette and said helplessly, "My wife, I want to survive too. I've worked very hard. Give me a little more time..."
Xiao Yi turned around, and there was no one behind.
An autumn breeze blew, the phone rang, and a text message was sent from the "wife" number.
[Xiao Yi, let's break up. 】
The phone rang again.
Xiao Yi answered the phone and called from home.
"Xiao Yi na." Xiao Yi's old lady said over there, "Why don't you answer the phone? When will you go home?"
"I..." Xiao Yi said tiredly, "What's wrong? Is something wrong at home?"
"Your dad just watched the news network and asked, is it enough to pay a down payment of 80,000 for a wedding room?"
"I don't need your money. I'm in the subway. I'll talk to you tomorrow. I'll call you. Mom, go to bed early and don't let Dad borrow money."
At twelve o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yi was drunk and returned to the rental house, kicking the door open and plopping on the sofa.
"Waste waste... waste snacks..." Xiao Yi said tiredly, "It's better to die."
Xiao Yi staggered to the balcony, facing the night view under the eighteenth floor, climbed up the railing, climbed down again, climbed up, climbed down again, and knelt down on the balcony after crying for more than ten times. .
Xiao Yi: "Mom--"
"Cry hair!" The floor-to-ceiling door on the balcony next door pulled up and shouted at him, "What time is it! Let's go crazy again!"
In this wicked society of worshipping money, even crying did not make people cry. Xiao Yi crawled back into the room. With the cold wind, he struggled to climb into the kitchen, unscrew the gas, the phone kept ringing, Xiao Yi glanced and found It was a classmate who came out to party tonight.
Xiao Yi looked at the gas stove and planned to cook the bowl of noodles and eat it before thinking about committing suicide.
Xiao Yi sucked up the instant noodles while calling his girlfriend, shutting down, and after lying down, the whole person lay down and closed his eyes tiredly.
The rent is 2,000, the water and electricity bill is 400, the meal is 1,000 in the supermarket, the credit card debt is 2,000, the transportation is 400... The monthly income is 5,000, and the tax is deducted. Repayment amount... The house is 80,000 square meters, and Tongzhou also needs 25,300,000...
If you don’t eat or drink, you can buy a house in 300 years and get married
Xiao Yi has thought about going home several times, but the houses in the third-tier cities also need 12,000 to find a job and earn 3,000 a month, only starving to death on the roadside.
Xiao Yi turned off the light weakly, the phone came again, and the screen flickered.
The next morning, seven missed calls, Xiao Yi dialed back wearily, there was obviously a hangover there, and he was confused and said: "Who!"
"I." Xiao Yi replied, "What are you doing, I called several times at midnight."
The person who called was Duma, a college classmate in the same bedroom as Xiao Yi. At that time, he slept with him in the bunk bed. In order to be a girl, he did not ask Xiao Yi to borrow money. Last night, he laughed at Xiao Yi. In just three years, Duma stood firm in Beijing, mixed up with tens of millions of people, humbly drove Lexus to attend a classmate meeting, and met Xiao Yi. Both sides were quite surprised.
Xiao Yi and Duma used to laugh at each other for many years. Now that Duma is so flamboyant, Xiao Yi is only really happy for him.
"Last night..." Duma said, "I went to drink with my aunt and a few stars, and drank another one. I am old and old, and I can't do it anymore. I didn't infuse you, just make a call. Ask."
Xiao Yi came back last night to eat instant noodles and replied: "It's fine."
Duma smiled and said: "Has your wife been punished for kneeling on the washboard?"
"No." Xiao Yi said with a smile, "Where does she dare?"
There was a sound of water coming from Duma, apparently already waking up, wearing a Bluetooth headset, and said to Xiao Yi: "I greeted my aunt. She asked you to go to the Dawang Road Huamao Center today."
Xiao Yi: "???
Xiao Yi struggled to get up, his head still hit the door.
Xiao Yi: "What should I do to Dawanglu?"
Duma was baffled: "Don't you want to change jobs? I'm stupid!"
Xiao Yi: "!!!"
Xiao Yi remembered it. He seemed to have mentioned this when he was drinking last night. He stabbed his toothbrush in his mouth and vaguely said, "Well, if you can, please have a barbecue."
Duma said: "I'll send you the address and call my aunt when I get there."
Duma hung up the phone, and Xiao Yi was very grateful. Duma called him several times last night. It should be the second round when Duma accompanied his aunt for supper and was about to call Xiao Yi. past.
At eight o'clock in the morning, Xiao Yi was caught in the crowd, and his feet were squeezed into the subway. When he arrived at the station, he was squeezed out by the crowd again. At the address given by Duma, he was muddled along the way. When he entered the elevator, he couldn't help but sweat out.
This is the most concentrated place in the entire Beijing brokerage company, maybe which big star can meet.
Xiao Yi arrived at the floor and went to the bathroom to tidy up. He was so rushed that the whole person was in a hurry. Now standing in front of the mirror, he trimmed his hair slightly, his short hair flicked a little, his ears were distinct, he was much thinner than before, and he had obvious dark circles.
Old... Xiao Yi thought.
At that time, the study era was also one of the grassroots, who could play guitar and compose music, but I did not expect that society would become like this. Xiao Yi sighed and went to pee inside.
A moment later, the sound of footsteps sounded rapidly, and a tall man wearing sunglasses came by.
The man quickly stepped into the bathroom, untied the trouser chain, took a long breath, and urinated with the force of Changhong. Xiao Yi squinted, his eyes slightly moved upward, the man turned his head slightly, the two looked at each other.
Xiao Yi: "!!!!!!"
Xiao Yi immediately turned around and said, "You, you...you are..."
"What are you doing!" the man growled and avoided it in an instant. Xiao Yi almost peeed on the man's sneakers. He immediately apologized and turned back in a hurry, pulling the trouser chains, hoping to get into the ground.
A minute later, the man washed his hands in front of the mirror with a sad face.
This man is 1.8 meters long, with clean, short hair, a handsome and handsome face, and is wearing casual clothes.
Xiao Yi never imagined that he actually went to the toilet with the male god! ! He was dumbfounded, and then reacted instantly, trembling: "Male... male god!"
The man shook his hand. Xiao Yi drew a pen and paper from the bag and said, "Can I give my girl... a girlfriend a name? She likes you very much."
The man took a deep breath and didn’t hear anything, quickly washed his hands with hand sanitizer, dried it, and wished to leave here quickly.
"Lu... Lu..." Xiao Yi said, "You are Lu Zhou, are you? My girlfriend is your brain fan, can you please sign me?"
Xiao Yi holding a pen and paper, his heart beating wildly, Lu Zhou completely ignored him and turned away.
Xiao Yi followed, struggling and said, "Goddess, my girlfriend just scolded me for a break and wanted to break up with me..."
"Come here!" Lu Zhou rushed out of the bathroom and roared.
Someone came out of the corridor, and Xiao Yi retreated subconsciously. When the security guard came, Lu Zhou had eaten explosives and shouted: "How did this person come in! Why do everyone come in! Come and fork me out!"
The security guard came to fork Xiao Yi out. Lu Zhou ran away. When the two sides were in confusion, the door in an office opened and a female voice asked, "Is it Xiao Yi?"
"Yes." Xiao Yi finally got the savior, and he said, "Come in."
Xiao Yi was able to release the siege, went into the office and took a long breath.
"I just called downstairs." The woman was wearing a suit and skirt. Although she was over forty years old, she was well maintained and introduced herself. "I'm Duma's aunt. Just call me Aunt Du."
Xiao Yi smiled busy, knowing that her name was Du Mei, and saw that she was going to pour herself water, busy: "I will come by myself."
"Introduce yourself." Another man said sideways.
"My name is Xiao Yi, how are you." Xiao Yi took the water to sit down and said seriously, "Music editing and production major, four years north drift, twenty-five this year, one year in the morning."
Xiao Yi surrendered his information and said, "I am unmarried and my parents are not in Beijing. My dream is to be a musician. Before Duma introduced me, I did video editing on the Sina website."
Du Mei flipped Xiao Yi's personal information and handed it to her assistant. They watched it once, and Xiao Yi said, "I have won several small prizes for domestic original music. My personal preference is Chinese style... There are also ancient turning circles, I have heard a lot before, online..."
"Is there a favorite actor?" Du Mei asked again.
"Yes." Xiao Yi smiled, "A Tangge, film emperor Li Changzheng, Lu Zhou, and... Uncle Dao Ming, that kind of tough guy style, I like it all. I am a fan of porridge, porridge powder, Lu Zhou , My girlfriend was taken to like him by me, but... hey."
Xiao Yi remembered that he had just encountered a male in the bathroom, which must have left a bad impression on others.
"Can you cook?" the male vice president on the side asked.
"Ah?" Xiao Yi said.
"Talk casually." Du Mei said with a smile, "Don't be nervous."
Xiao Yi nodded and said, "I will cook a little Hubei cuisine."
"How about Sichuan food and Cantonese food?" Du Mei asked again.
Xiao Yi said: "Yes... a little, but they are all made with rice cookers."
Xiao Yi wanted to ask what to do for cooking? There was an ominous hunch vaguely, and Du Mei asked again: "Apart from music, what other hobbies do you usually have?"
"Run." Xiao Yi said, "Go online, listen to music, read books... watch movies."
"Do you have a girlfriend?" the vice president asked.
Xiao Yi nodded and said, "Just... broke up."
Du Mei said with a smile: "Whose reason?"
"Mine." Xiao Yi replied.
Xiao Yi was a little embarrassed, but think about it, since the other party is an elder, it doesn't matter.
Du Mei asked: "Can you drive?"
Xiao Yi: "Yes."
"The guy is handsome." The vice president said, "with dark circles, stay up all night."
"Work and rest are not regular." Xiao Yi said, "I will pay attention, thank you."
Du Mei said: "It's very patient and good temper..." Du Mei glanced at the assistant, the assistant didn't speak, and turned over Xiao Yi's information again.
"To be honest," Du Mei explained, "we are going to hire a life assistant for the company's artists, and look at yourself."
Xiao Yi: "..."
"Which artist?" Xiao Yi said.
Du Mei said with a smile: "Of course I can't tell you now. You need to sign a confidentiality agreement first, be patient, and willing to take up this job for a long time before we can invite you. All inclusive, monthly salary of 8,000, before tax, there are five insurances and one gold."
Xiao Yi: "!!!"
"The work may be very heavy." The vice president said, "The star enters the crew to make a film, receive commercials, including daily life, you have to be accompanied throughout, live in a house, occasionally need to drive him out, the driver is sometimes busy Come, most of the night, sometimes go out to buy things."
"What should be said, what should not be said, you have to control it well, try not to talk as much as possible, and do more things, and no matter what the artist does or says, it is not allowed to be published, nor can it be posted online, to the family, You can’t say to your parents. In short, you can’t disclose your occupation to anyone. Think about it.

Xiao Yi knows that this kind of work can be close to the stars, and he doesn’t know how many people can’t get a job, but this kind of job can’t be casually given to a person who applies for it. He must sign a confidentiality agreement with compensation. Kim, as well as the right person recommended by a friend.
The star metropolis appoints relatives and friends who they think are reliable as personal assistants, and will be helped by economic companies. There are only two possibilities: one is that the other party is not well-known; the other is that it is difficult for the stars to wait...how to look at this job Not very reliable.
However, if you don’t spend a penny, you can save all your wages. Apart from subsidizing your parents, you can also buy a square square house a year. If the price does not rise, you will work hard for about 100 years. You can save money to buy a suite in Beijing. Occasionally, you can follow the stars to contact the legendary high society...
Xiao Yi came out, smoked a cigarette in the corridor, called his girlfriend, or shut down.
"I think about it." Xiao Yi returned to the office and said, "Sister Du, I am willing to try it."
Du Mei yelled and said: "Pony said that you are very good, enthusiastic about anyone, and never angry. Try it for a while."
Xiao Yi smiled bitterly and nodded. Du Mei prepared the contract. Xiao Yi asked carefully: "Which star is it?"
"Oh." The vice president came over to put the contract on the table and said, "Lu Zhou, he is in the office next door."
Xiao Yi: "..."