Vol 3 Chapter 125: Perpetual Motion Balotelli

It was not two minutes before Fat Milo Laiola left the office, and there was a self-talking voice in the corridor outside.
"...Why don't you paint me on the west wall, how much oil can I paint? I don't want to save money. I said in the cafeteria that day I added seven more chicken legs, but the guy didn't add it, and said it's five at most. Seven minus five equals two. How much are two chicken legs worth? Are they some fortune geeks! The tomato sauce in the chicken legs is delicious, but there are not only tomato sauce in the chicken legs, but also salad dressing. I have no opinion on the chicken leg salad dressing, salad The sauce is also delicious, but what about you having salad dressing and ketchup? Salad dressing is salad dressing, tomato sauce is tomato paste, so it is salad dressing and tomato sauce, have you considered the feeling of chicken legs? ..."
Along with forced bi nagging, came into a tall black boy, Zhuo Yang raised his eyes and looked closely, I saw this boy as a black donkey with a thick body, a calf like a naughty body, and a red eyebrow, a mess of eyes Department, anger is muddy like an iron brush, and the grimace is like a roar. A cockscomb is yellow on the top of the head, and two are loose and red.
Zhou was dressed up and down in strange clothes, clearly showing two big characters-S2!
Lai Ren entered the door to see Zhuo Yang also stunned, but this stunned did not affect the chatter in his mouth at all.
"...If you mix ketchup and salad dressing, it should be called sand tomato sauce. Oh, it's Zhuo Yang. You are quite unexpected here. Uncle Milo has a lot of gadgets here. What's going on is called something? This one's going around is called something? Zhuo Yang, you know why the round one has to swing sideways and this one has to shake vertically..."
Zhuo Yang originally prepared a belly of Kong Rong to let Li Huangxiang Wen Xi Sima Guang hit the tank and other positive energy chicken soup. It can be seen that this product can't be said. It is not that his story is not exciting and not fully prepared, because he can't plug his mouth.
Although I haven’t seen it before, Zhuo Yang knows who this kid is. Mario Balotelli, 16 years old this year, fat man Laiola signed him from the third-tier club of Lumenzane club three years ago. According to the fat man, Balotelli's talent is outstanding. ‘Ten’ and ‘Outstanding’, using these two words to evaluate a player’s potential. Previously, Laiola had only used it on Six Musketeers and Ibrahimovic, which shows how optimistic he is about this kid.
Balotelli also lived up to the weight of the fat man. He made his debut in the C-League on behalf of Lumezane just 15 years old last year, which also broke the youngest record in the Italian professional league.
His biological parents were Ghanaian expatriates. They belonged to young boys and girls whose physical development was ahead of the development of the brain and nerves. After stealing the forbidden fruit, they gave birth to Balotelli. No one was willing to raise him when he was three years old. His father and mother were all older children, so a middle-aged couple in Brescia adopted Balotelli. However, because this is a private adoption, and has not been approved by the relevant government agencies, Balotelli has not been able to register in Italy, he must wait until he turns 18 years old.
This summer, Laiola brought Balotelli to Inter Milan. It stands to reason that a talented young man like him was poached by the giants, and the club of Lumenzane should be heartbroken, but in fact Lumenzane breathed up and down, relieved.
This kid is a troublemaker, and the moth keeps on all day long. He is not a kind of deliberate mischief, but really thinks that what he did is correct. Human brain nerves are all brain circuits, and only Balotelli is a brain short circuit.
Don’t look at his mouth talking more than talking today, but in fact Balotelli is not a gaping mouth. Sometimes he does not jump a word for a few days, only nods and shakes his head to communicate, or gestures like sign language Dumb. Sometimes it is like today, with a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, Zhuo Yang is catching up, and today his mouth is a perpetual motion machine.
Such a thing has ruined the club of Rumezane in a few years, all of them are big-head dads. It's easy to ask God to give away. Even with the best football talent, Lumezane would also like to thank Inter Milan for being willing to be the pick-up player.
"...The design of the horizontal ball is very ingenious, but why not make Fang Ping into a horizontal swing? The horizontal swing can be called a round horizontal swing, and the square can also be called a square horizontal swing. Zhuo Yang, do you think I That’s right, or let the circle stand vertically, it should be called circle vertical..."
Yuan Shu? You still Yuan Shao! Only this moment, Zhuo Yang had echoed in his ears. No wonder the fat man was sweating a lot just now and said that his brain is about to open.
Not to mention the troubles he has made in Lumeza over the years, it is almost a difficult book. This came to the Inter Milan youth team for half a year, and has done a lot of people's anger.
Suddenly wanted to order a newspaper in the dressing room to play. I wanted to see the difference in the color of the flames when the two different newspapers burned. The result was almost to burn the entire dressing room;
Striker Balotelli scored a lot of goals in the Youth League. The goals will be undressed. One ball and one yellow card. The youth team coach Giuseppe Baresi-he is the brother of AC Milan Baresi- Anyway, Balotelli decided not to take off his clothes. However, after he scored in the next game, he did not take off his clothes, but ran to pick the opponent's defender's jersey, relying on his own master ~EbookFREE.me~ This light spine directly led to two groups of youngsters fighting on both sides.
After training, he secretly ran to the upper reaches of the inner lake of the Pinetina base, turned the storage gate open a slit, the next day was still not bright, almost half of Pinetina was soaked in the water...
The Inter first team signed up for Balotelli in the first round of the FA Cup against the second team. During the intermission of the game, everyone took off their shoes in the locker room to allow their feet to breathe. When they played again, Balotelli fell to the end. Suddenly, he felt that his blue sneakers were not good-looking. He pulled a big red boot without knowing anyone and put it on his feet. That’s right, one. He didn’t care that the red shoes were one size bigger than his size. Then, Figo, who was finished in the toilet, looked at the empty dressing room and a pair of shoes that were not as big as one red and one yellow, and only a dumb left.
Figo is a particular person. These two shoes of different sizes are walking up and down the bench. I saw the same scenery on the feet of Balotelli, who was warming up and running on the sidelines. His nose was all crooked. .
"Come, come and exchange it for me." God of Heaven forced his anger.
"Is it useful? Is it useful to change it? My feet are red and yellow, and your feet are also red and yellow. Let's change it. It's not red and yellow..."
Therefore, this product is completely different from the brain structure of ordinary people. In his view, one plus one is not necessarily equal to two, it can also be equal to shot put.
"...Uncle Milo said let me listen to your reasoning, what is the truth? Is the truth out there? This kind of truth is called truth in your Zhuo Yang, but it is not necessarily truth in my case, maybe It’s called ethics. Speaking of this ethics, I said to Aunt Bojani in the Pinettina base supermarket that I like her, but they said that I’m not ethical, because there’s something wrong with my husband, son and grandson in my fifties. Ethics? Zhuo Yang is not ethical..."