Vol 3 Chapter 118: Ibrahimovic Taekwondo

After returning to Barcelona, ​​Zhuo Yang felt a lot lighter.
　　
　　 The flight has not returned to normal, and the return journey is still a bus. Although the game was lost, it was only the first half of the semi-finals. Everyone was confident in the Camp Nou, and the fight after the game could be considered a victory. Men, after all, are prosperous professional players with male hormones, so naturally they are very relished.
　　
　　 Along the way, Barcelona men chatted with excitement, and the defeat did not affect everyone's emotions. Only the protagonist of the fight and the second male looked indifferent, not much involved.
　　
　　 For Zhuo Yang, fighting is not a problem at all, he is still depressed because of the scene in the stands. Ibrahimovic didn't feel well. The Taekwondo technique, which was so full of money, could only be as blind as a shrew.
　　
Ibrahimovic didn’t actually fight much, but his Taekwondo black belt was indeed true, and years of practicing Taekwondo made Ibrahimovic physically coordinated, so he was such a big man, but did not lose in flexibility of movement. Giving a 1.7 meter "Zizi" can also make many difficult movements on the court, such as scorpion tail swinging, which all benefit from his practice of taekwondo.
　　
　　 But why can't Ibrahim Taekwondo be used in actual combat? On the one hand, it is less related to his fights, on the other hand, it is mainly because the sport of Taekwondo has been completely divided. The taekwondo competitions that everyone sees at the Olympics are actually not very enjoyable, but the competitive nature can't be ignored, and they are quite different from the elegant taekwondo in the gyms on the streets and alleys.
　　
　　 Taekwondo is said to have a very early origin. Anyway, the origin of Korean things is very early, which is equivalent to the sun and the moon. It was not until 1955 that the name ‘Taekwondo’ officially became known.
　　
　　 Later, in order to promote Korean culture and increase the country's sense of presence in the world, the South Korean government carefully packaged Taekwondo and plannedly introduced it to the whole world.
　　
　　Why not promote something else? Go, as thick as a Korean, does not dare to take away the special beauty of the Chinese cultural circle; tea art, the Japanese have to be willing. So, either taekwondo or kimchi, so...
　　
　　All kung fu must start from boring basic training, strength endurance speed, barbell skipping rope puller, which boxer does tens of thousands of times every day without the same punching action. These extremely tedious trainings have blocked the vast majority of ordinary people's further interest, not to mention the painful and brutal actual combat training phase.
　　
In order to promote Taekwondo, especially Taekwondo popularized in the West, Koreans have omitted all these thresholds and designed their movements to be very beautiful. Let’s see who jumps high and whose legs are open. The circle is awesome. With the addition of many cultural and ceremonial elements, the popularized Taekwondo has become a low-threshold, high-force dance and watching sports close to the masses.
　　
　　Taekwondo is the most famous kung fu in the world today, surpassing chinesekungfu. From this point of view, Koreans are very successful.
　　
　　 Of course, Taekwondo going to the Olympics is another way of playing. The gap between the two is like football and playing cards.
　　
　　 is famous, and the movements are exaggerated. Taekwondo is really capable of bluffing people, especially ordinary people. After all, people raise their legs to your face, so most Taekwondo practitioners think highly of themselves. This is the case with Ibrahimovic.
　　
　　Ibrahimovic often plays tricks in people's minds, I can't avoid you by kicking like this, and then I kicked again and then followed by a roundabout..., invincible.
　　
　　 If fighting is a kind of language art, pay attention to talking and singing, then Ibrahimovic can complete the abuse of Zhuo Yang, can single out the entire five major leagues, and take out the Dutch armor.
　　
　　Theories plus ideas Kung Fu master Ibrahimovic is almost thirty years old, and he hasn't fought with people more than five times since he remembered, but he has already defeated everyone in his mind. Therefore, Ibrahimovic likes to display the spectrum of the best masters in daily life.
　　
　　Everyone was joking together. Ibrahimovic often pretended to be angry, blowing his beard and staring at his eyes. Although it was only pretending to be angry, everyone felt very bored after too many times, and the expression was too strong.
　　
　　 Ibrahimovic also likes to show his hands in front of people. With one leg split, the feet are fixed at a distance of ten centimeters in front of your eyes. Zhuo Yang was bothered by him so much.
　　
　　 Ibrahimovic is 195 tall, but his upper body and 175 are the same size. This guy has extremely long legs and his hips are flush with the chest of the average person. With his big, big legs, he doesn’t need to pull the ligaments too far, just lift it up to the height of others kicking into the sky.
　　
On a day in November last year, when everyone was training in the Gambo Sports City, Ibrahimovic almost slammed his black belt side kick in front of Zhuo Yang, pulled the posture of the footplate and fixed it in front of the door of Zhuo Yang. .
　　
　　 Zhuo Yang was a little annoyed that he always came out, so he suddenly raised his legs out of thin air, put his feet against Ibrahimovic’s calf, and raised him up a foot.
　　
　　Ibrahimovic's left leg is rooted on the ground, and the right leg and it form a tight and full tension triangle. The triangle is the most stable form in nature, so Ibrahimovic is stretched very firmly, that is, it can't bear the crotch.
　　
　　 "Too...tall...too...tall...tall..." The voice became sharp.
　　
　　It wasn't until he could hiss that Zhuo Yang loosened his legs, and since then Ibrahimovic had never played any Taekwondo spectrum in front of him.
　　
　　It was the same with Eto'o in the channel last night. Zhuo Yang kicked Materazzi, and the continuous leg attack made Ibrahim relaxed and happy: I am the best at it!
　　
　　 In Ibrahimovic’s mind-kungfu realm, his attack is as fast and fierce as Zhuo Yang in front of him, and even more so. As for Zhuo Yang's eye-changing skills in various kicking methods, Ibrahimovic actually can't understand it at all. He simply can't see that Zhuo Yang's leg lifting is the most reasonable attack at present and the shortest route.
　　
　　Eto'o was indifferent, and it just happened that Ibrahim's interest found a vent. However, when the two horses faced each other, Ibrahimovic still could not use any style routines, just as in the Victor Stadium and the Van der Vaart and Sneijder Wars that year~EbookFREE.me~ In fact, the reason is very simple. Bu is good at brain flow of consciousness, but when the two armies actually fight against each other, they don't have the time to brain, they all have to rely on their physical functions to respond. To be honest, if it weren't for the people in the aisle, Ibrahimovic would not be Eto'o's opponent.
　　
　　 Ibrahimovic was unhappy and was annoyed. He went through the process again in his mind, annoyed why he didn't do it at that moment, and why he didn't do it again after that...
　　
　　 Zhuo Yang slept almost all the way, wearing headphones to isolate from the bustling atmosphere of the bus. This half-dream half-wake up partly compensated for his lack of sleep in the past few days.
　　
　　After returning to Barcelona, ​​despite the tight schedule, Guardiola decided to take a day off tomorrow, and resumed training the day after tomorrow to start the 34th round of La Liga with Jerez. Fortunately, this round is home, otherwise Jerez is at the southernmost tip of the Spanish mainland near Gibraltar, and another ten-hour drive from Barcelona.
　　
Maya looked at the scene on the stage and let Zhuo Yang cut Rosenner away from his heart, but after returning to Barcelona, ​​the news came the next day and filled his heart with warmth, because all the old friends in Milan Stand up.