Vol 3 Chapter 245: Set a record stewed seagull
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Golden Greenery
- Zhuo Setong
- 1373 characters
- 2021-01-30 05:54:54
Although this is the first time to participate in the Asian Cup, Zhuo Yang believes that the Asian Cup is very serious, the Chinese team always score some inexplicable goals.
In the first group match, Zhang Linpeng entered a suspected oolong refraction. In the second game, simply oolong, or the referee's assist. The goal of the quarter-finals and Zheng Zhi did not even know that he scored. In the first four games, the Chinese team scored a total of five, three of them are so weird.
Today, Zhuo Yang scored another'bird' goal in the 0:3 backward situation.
Australia today adopted a 1+2 split full-field mark on Zhuo Yang. Two assisted defenses were fixed according to their positions. A shadow shadow star was placed on the floor. The person who did this thousand knife was Serie B Grosseto. Player Karl Valery.
27-year-old Valery was an Inter Milan player, don't look at him now as Serie B, but Valery pushed out the defensive midfielder first person in Australia's golden generation, Vincenzo Grera, out of the national team. From Zhuo Yang's point of view, Valery is naturally far from first-class, but because he has been immersed in Italian football for many years, his defensive shot is still quite good.
In the first seventy minutes, Zhuo Yang hit the door nine times, and all returned without success. Although it wasn't just Valery's credit, he did interfere with Zhuo Yang's few kicks. When Zhuo Yang managed to get rid of the entanglement of Yedinak and Emerton outside the top of the arc and tried to shoot out the tenth goal, he still encountered the interference of Valery's lightning fast leg.
Zhuo Yang knew that he had such a hand, so he specially emphasized a word "fast". Fast also means hasty, naturally the movement is not enough. As soon as the shot went out, Zhuo Yang knew there was no chance, because the strength was not enough, the angle was not to mention, the ball went straight to Schwarzer standing in the middle of the goal, there was no slight deviation, and the goalkeeper liked it most Receiving chest ball.
The football flew straight towards Schwarzer. The 39-year-old goalkeeper had already tied Ma Bu's hands to make a Tai Chi Yin and Yang ball. This ball was foolproof.
Suddenly, a black-headed gull that strayed into the court swept low from the penalty area and collided with the football at a high speed one meter in front of Schwarzer. The white feathers flew all over the sky like a burst of white cherry blossoms.
For Zhuoyang and Schwarzer, the ball speed is not high, but for a seagull who is ignorant of flying, it is tantamount to a grenade. When the ball struck the bird, the football changed direction and swept past Schwarzer, plunging into a stable net nest, and the poor black-headed gull suddenly interrupted its rash sailing and fell softly on the turf. Even a cry of sorrow could be given out in the future, leaving only petal rain in the air.
try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){} Schwarzer maintained the posture of rubbing the Tai Chi ball, looking at the seagulls on the grass in front of him, and then twisting his head to look at the net in the back Football, look at seagulls, look at football.
Zhuo Yang rushed to the black-headed gull in surprise, and saw that the originally beautiful bird was like a fat mountain chicken at this time, his belly was motionless on the back, and his neck showed a distorted angle of twist. The unknown black-headed gull not only ended its own flight, but also the gorgeous bird life.
Zhuo Yang held his head in both hands to make it incredible. In the 74th minute of the game, he kicked a black-headed seagull on the court.
Huang Bowen yelled: "Shit shit, captain shit..." Zhuo Yang still held his head in his hands.
Zheng Zhi gave Huang Bowen a spoon in his head. "What is the captain dead? Is the bird dead!"
"Chop, chop, bird shit..."
Zhuo Yang still held his head in his hands with horror on his face.
Yu Hanchao took the bird legs to pick up the seagull carefully and looked at it: "Oh, return the thief, let's get fat, pour mold."
Zheng Zhi comforted Zhuo Yang: "Zhuo team, don't blame yourself, this is not to blame you. It's not that I said, you have to deliberately kick it, there is no door! Catch it..."
"Dazhi, ask me something." Zhuo Yang put his hand down. "I've eaten Huadiao chicken, and I haven't eaten Huadiao seagull. Have you got any good Cantonese cooks?"
Zheng Zhi: "..."
Yu Hanchao is a clever ghost: "Captain, Brother Zheng, I'll take this thing down first, let the team doctor keep it, and stew it back."
Huang Bowen was excited again: "The is not good, if you want to bleed on the spot and kill now, you should kill the captain."
Zhuo Yang raised his hand and gave Huang Bowen a pot sticker on the back of his head: "Not yet to pick up the ball!"
Score 3:1, Australians can only blame others, and Schwarzer looked at the falling white feathers in front of the door, and his heart was terrified.
After the Chinese team re-kicked off, under the constant chase of McKay and Robbie Cruz, Yu Hanchao returned the ball to Huang Bowen behind, and Xiao Huang greeted the ball with a long pass to find Zhuo Yang who was in front. McKay flew a leg halfway, and the football was changed by him towards the backcourt of Australia. Zhuo Yang had no choice but to follow, but it was estimated that he could not catch up.
and Zhuo Yang were chasing together with Valery, he was not chasing football, chasing Zhuo Yang. However, Valery and Zhuo Yang are not the closest to football's expected line, and the old goalkeeper Schwarzer is more likely to get them first.
try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){} did not get anyone! Although the football rolled slowly to the sideline, Schwarzer's old arms and legs were not as fast as Zhuo Yang after all. He and Zhuo Yang arrived at the same time, but they could only watch the football slowly roll out of the sideline.
Valery stopped, and McKay touched it out. This is the Chinese team's frontline sideline. He just has to wait to continue staring at Zhuo Yang. Schwarzer was too far away from the door, and the old man turned around and hurried to the home~EbookFREE.me~ Zhuo Yang rushed to the sideline without stopping, directly chasing the football outside the court, lifting it and throwing it into the court. At this time, his teammates did not have time to take the frontcourt. Zhuo Yang quickly sent a sideline goal to Schwarzer's generous back. This trick learned from nba.
Schwarzer felt something hit his back. When he looked back, Zhuo Yang just lifted his legs and shot from a long distance. The football crossed a rainbow bridge over the Persian Gulf. The return path of the bridge was the door.
Although Schwarzer jumped and protested, even though he had the heart to kill Zhuo Yang, the rules allowed that he could not change the score to 3:2. Schwarzer had forgotten the seagull two minutes ago, but his heart was even more blocked.
This ball lost, Valery thinks he has to pay a lot of responsibility, but how can Zhuo Yang be so thief. He is a very responsible player, and he respects the old goalkeeper Schwarzer. Seeing that he is so angry, Valery feels guilty. This guilt didn't matter, but he was distracted.
Zhang Xizhe took the ball from the sidelines, Zhuoyang Zhonglu flicked away Valeri, who was not focused enough, and flew up. In front of the door, he said: Stop me from dying.
What can I do in five minutes? The five-minute score changed from 3:0 to 3:3. Do you think Australians can still feel calm?
In the 81st minute, Zhang Xizhe crossed again on the right side. When Zhuo Yang finished the senior year in the loose and empty arc top volley in Australia, even he himself felt incredible.
6′39″! It is said that Zhuo Yang is the record creator, a hearty 4:3 reversal, he set the world record for the shortest time in football.