Vol 3 Chapter 595: 1 unstoppable fart

It is not uncommon for a large number of Chinese media and reporters to gather in Bernabeu. They are like seagulls chasing fishing boats. They have followed Victor, San Siro, and Camp Nou all the way for ten years.
But today, Bernabeu has also come to many Korean media. Although they are not as many as their Chinese counterparts, they are also very lively. Although the outsiders could not clearly distinguish the two groups from the outside, they were separated from each other.
The Korean media is here for Vigo Celta’s South Korean striker Park Master Yong.
The 28-year-old Park Zhuyong began his overseas career five years ago. He went to Monaco in Ligue 1 to replace the vacancy after Piqueonnet's transfer and departure. In the next three seasons, Park Zhuyong performed well, at least worthy of his worth of 2 million.
Unfortunately, at the end of the 10-11 season, Monaco, who was very generous, was relegated from Ligue 1. At this time, Arsenal lost to Manchester United in the epic 2:8 of the Premier League, triggering the professor’s
panic acquisition
before the summer window was closed, and Park Zhuyong from the Ligue 1 relegation team was also swept by him. In his arms, worth 5 million.
As a result, South Korea added another superstar to play for the giants. The professor said to Park Zhouyong: You are the future.
Last season, Park Zhuyong played Arsenal in the Premier League for a total of 7 minutes. There is no future shadow. This season was loaned to Celta by an untrustworthy professor.
Landing Phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken, not to mention Park Master Wing itself is not a golden Phoenix, Vigo Celta's daily main striker is 35-year-old veteran Mario Bermejo, Park Master Wing is just his substitute.
In the last round of competition at the end of last year, Park Zhuyong has been sitting on the bench, and Zhuo Yang has also rested because of a back muscle strain. Today, Bermejo was injured. Park Zhuyong arrived at the starting opportunity, and Zhuo Yang also put on his helmet.
South Korean media said: This is an East Asian derby.
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Since they are the old opponents of the top ten, and they are all wearing No. 18 jerseys, Zhuo Yang shook hands with Park Zhuyong before the match, welcoming the Korean media camera flash as bright as day.
The two of them basically didn't meet each other in the game. Although Park Zhuyong had a wide range of activities, he couldn't move in front of Zhuo Yang. Shallowly, Hedila and even the Magic Flute took him down. Deeper, Shui Ye's big axe was already hungry and unbearable.
The East Asian showdown that the Chinese and Korean media are looking forward to has never been staged. In fact, Zhuo Yang and Park Zhuyong did not have many opportunities for photo shooting in the first half.
In the 44th minute, the duo had their first one-on-one heads-up.
Park Zhuyong received a diagonal pass from Celta fullback Belleves. After taking the ball, he planned to provoke Real Madrid's ribs. Zhuo Yang first caught up and struggled with his body. After three, five and two, the ball was the right. I took it back.
Facing Zhuo Yang, Park Zhuyong obviously lacked confidence. The two of them had not directly confronted each other, mainly because he was hiding from Zhuo Yang. This time, the Korean journalists with extremely strong rendering capabilities did not have an angle to play.
Zhuo Yang pushed the ball back to the corresponding Magic Flute, and he organized the attack. It was 3:0, and he played steadily, which was also in line with Mourinho's tactical thinking.
However, Park Master Yong Kwok-joo Yang is not keen on the magic flute, and he possesses the excellent genes of South Korean players in their bones. In a blink of an eye, Park Zhuyong turned back and stuck the magic flute.
Although the goal was weak, Park Zhuyong was still quite responsible for the tactical requirements of the striker to fight back on the spot.
Magic Flute protected the ball sideways, opened the gang to expand the defensive area, and pushed outward with the help of his inertial hand, but it just fell on Park Zhuyong's face.
The South Korean striker ‘ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?'s blindfolded, he fell on his back and fell very Oscar.
The referee's whistle sounded, squeezed a yellow card and ran towards this side. Water Master Ramos bent down one step earlier and angered Park Zhuyong for his "fall", regardless of whether he could understand it.
Since the 2002 World Cup, Spain and Portugal have hated South Koreans the most, especially the internationals like Shui Ye who have the heritage of the national team. Despising South Korean football has become their political correctness.
Therefore, it is much harder for Korean players to survive in La Liga than for Chinese and Japanese players.
Master Park never listened and continued to sell badly on the ground, but Celta midfielder 35-year-old veteran Enrique de Lucas was a grumpy temper, and he didn’t feel used to juniors like Ramos on the court. Domineering.
De Lucas rushed up and pushed the water master angrily. The poor water master was completely unprepared. If he hadn't even straightened up, he was pushed back to "mummummummum" for several steps, struggling to balance his body. He fell down and was embarrassed like a crab.
The fire "Teng" in Zhuo Yang's tune, which was already bored and bored, came out, pushed it up and pushed it on De Lucas' face, and quietly caused a trip under the feet.
De Lucas fell directly to the ground, crunching.
There are many villains in La Liga, as well as many people who like to come forward. Danish midfielder Krondly stormed up, and Zhuo Yang flew out slightly with his shoulders behind him, leaning sideways and flicking out. How did he come back?
In the conflict on the court, there is generally no direct fight scenes. Pushing back and forth and bumping, the neck is the highest level.
Celta's core Yago Aspas roared and reached out his hands to Kazhuo Yang's neck. After he flashed back and gently smoothed his shoulders, Aspas couldn't help but accelerated. Park Zhuyong, who was curled up and still in the acting under his feet, stumbled. Aspas fell enough, his mouth gnawed into the grass.
Brazilian winger Sauro Rodríguez tried to rush from the side to attack Zhuo Yang and was caught in the neck of De Tulou: "What do you want to do?"
Shui Ye, who was standing steadily, resembled an angry bull, spraying fire in his nose to fight De Lucas.
In just a moment, the stadium was a mess of porridge, with four Celtas lying on the ground.
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Zhuo Yang’s move must be a red card according to the rules, but maybe because of the reason in Bernabeu~EbookFREE.me~Maybe the referee Antonio Raos was a soft whistle. After separating the two groups of cockfights, he was just Show Zhuo Yang a yellow card.
Ramos and De Lucas, whose behavior was much worse than Zhuo Yang, were also exposed to rain and dew. One person and one yellow, but the referee of Laos initially thought that Huang’s magic flute was forgotten by him.
After such a stir, Zhuo Yang, who was already in a bad mood, clearly became emotional. After a minute, he shoveled East Asian compatriot Park Master Yong to the ground. The South Korean reporters were slandering, and Real Madrid sucked in cold air. gas.
If Mr. Laos turns two yellows and one red at this time, there is no room for hypocrisy.
Fortunately, the first half soon ended, and Mourinho had a mind in the locker room.
If the relationship is acceptable, Mu Shuai will remind Zhuo Yang to "pay attention to the mood of the game", whether there is any effect, but the two will definitely have an exchange. But now that we are both tired of seeing each other, Mourinho is too lazy to do any ideological work for Zhuo Yang.
He has always been an iron-fisted coach, everything starts from football, even if it is cold.
"Zhuo Yang, you rest in the second half." Mu Shuai said: "Varane, you go up. De Rong, you kick the waist in the second half..."
‘Tom! ’
Zhuo Yang smashed the towel in his hand the bathroom door. The long soft towel was like a stone in his hand, and the door frame thundered.
Mourinho was startled, and then his face darkened: "Why, do you have an opinion?"
"Yes."
"I'm the head coach, you hold your opinion first."
‘Porch—, porch! ’
Zhuo Yang squeezed a melodious and crisp fart.
"Lao Tzu can't hold back."