Vol 4 Chapter 8: Self-contaminated off-ball assist

Zhuo Yang fell in self-harm, as if he was broken. Shui Ye, Varane, and Carvajal instantly hung black lines on their foreheads.
Old Zhuo (brother), you have no bottom line, right? Flopping is also a little bit fake, so why did acting regress like this? One is not in the restricted area, and second, there is no physical confrontation. Everyone is optimistic. We are all far away from Lao Zhuo (brother). You are not called Pengci, you are basically insulting the IQ of the referee.
The three ferocious wild mastiffs were shocked by Zhuo Yang's awkward performance. Ramos is a water dog, Varane is a bulldog, and Carvajal is really a silly dog.
Ka Dasha dumbfounded watching Zhuo Yang throw himself, letting the football pass over his head without realizing it. He didn't even know that the primary goal of Zhuo Yang's self-destructive deceit was actually him, just to make him risk the top.
The football fell at the feet of Aguero, who arrived at the back point in time-not overhead, a magical pass. Alone and unattended, Akun unloaded the ball with his left foot, followed by a volley with his right foot, and the action was extremely consistent.
Nady Navas was the fourth dog, and he was also taken aback by Zhuo Yang's exaggeration. Akun's shot made him too late to startle.
No matter whose godfather is, he is not his mother, and he can't control him for a while. So Napa broke and was cheated.
1:1, Aguero scored the first goal in the history of Manchester City's Champions League final.
Kun rushed over and hugged Zhuo Yang, his head was still scribbled in his arms, and then he couldn't wait to run to the sidelines to celebrate.
The Shuiwa silly three took off their dog skins to restore their human form, and looked at Zhuo Yang with a grieving look: Lao Zhuo (brother), you are really...you have all played tricks and tricks, isn't it shameful?
It's really embarrassing, especially with Zhuo Yang's current godlike figure, throwing people like a dog. However, the goal is scored, which is the most important thing.
Shui Wa stupidly pinned his hopes on the referee, the German Golden Whistle Bruch, and looked at him eagerly together, hoping that he could pick up the embarrassing Zhuo Yang.
Mr. Felix Bruch is slightly messy in the wind: What the are you guys looking at me for? Does the rule say not to let people fall? Zhuo Yang didn't plan to take a penalty kick, and the other didn't want to hurt others. What can I do if he wants to be embarrassed? Did you tell me that this action is fundamentally different from the fake shot and the cross-leg leaking ball?
In October 2013, there was a scene in the Bundesliga that has been widely circulated so far, and fans of a little bit of rank have the impression of this.
At that time, Leverkusen played away against Huo Cun. In the second half, Kisling shot into the side net, but because of a problem with the net, the football entered the goal from outside the net. While Kisling was remorseful, the referee ruled that the penalty goal was valid. This is the famous "ghost goal" unsolved case.
The referee at the time was no one else, but Bruch today. It is worth mentioning that Bruch has a doctorate degree in law, which is quite awesome.
Zhuo Yang's self-destructive action is unprecedented, at least not in Champions League history. He had nothing to be thick-skinned, but after seeing Bruch's embarrassment, he felt that he still had to find some excuses.
"Then what... I had a stomachache just now, and my intestines cramped and I suddenly wanted to poop."
Shui Wa is silly: "..."
Bruch was relieved: "Oh~~~, hold on for a while, and I will have an intermission immediately." He was very pleasant.
The main attack data is Ding Ding, the goal is Akun, Zhuo Yang is just a funny performance, but he does not hesitate to ruin the famous festival's self-contaminated goalless assists. In time, Ding Ding and Akun may be blurred by the years, but Zhuo Yang's operation is impossible and will definitely be remembered in the history of the Champions League.
It's cheap and shameless, it's all alone.
The game ended in the first half, the score was 1:1, and Zhuo Yang did not go to the toilet during the intermission.
Guardiola and Zidane both played their own things in this 45 minutes. Manchester City has the advantage of ball possession data by virtue of passing tactics. Although Real Madrid retreats, the extremely high level of defense is completely different from the conservative ones. Place the bus.
When Zidane was playing football, he suffered from the incurable ‘thalassemia’, which led to poor physical fitness throughout the player’s era. He retired at the age of 34. In fact, there are also big reasons for this.
Perhaps because of this, although he is very restrained in coaching, not as blatant as Kong Er Lengzi or Simeone, he attaches great importance to the team's physical fitness, and the importance is no less than that of other new generation coaches, even more so. .
Before the start of the 2016-17 season, Zidane hired the well-known physical coach of European football and Italian Antonio Pintus from Lyon to assist him in Real Madrid. The 55-year-old Pintus is quite awesome. He is highly respected for his physical training combined with the ball. He also pioneered the current mainstream training method in European football. He is a leading figure in the physical field.
So Real Madrid has an advantage in physical reserves this season, especially at the end of the season. Atletico in the Champions League semi-finals and Barcelona in La Liga are essentially dead by Real Madrid's physical energy.
After the simple intermission, when Zhuo Yang walked out, he met Carlos Casemiro.
In the classic 13-14 season of Real Madrid, Fat Tiger played soy sauce behind Detu, Helian and Akuan for a year, and was subsequently loaned to the Portuguese Super Bordeaux. Later, He Lian left, De Tu also left, and the fat tiger who had successfully leveled up returned. In order to make Porto abandon the rent-and-buy agreement, Real Madrid also paid 7.5 million instead.
Especially since this season, Fat Tiger, Magic Flute and Akuan have formed Zidane's ‘Three Midfielders for Ceremony’, and have also occupied the main defensive midfielder position in the Brazilian national team.
Fat Tiger’s personal clinging ability is not a strong point, but he is very commendable for his ability to fill in the zone defense, block the opponent's pass line, and grasp the timing of the pit in front of his central defender.
Fei Niao is a fully European defensive midfielder, while Fat Tiger is a midfielder who combines the points of South America and Europe very well. He is more advanced. The 25-year-old Fat Tiger is at the peak of his career.
It is said that Zidane will give Fat Tiger a small book for every game. The above is the task he wants to complete. There are only three lines in the book: one, stare at the opponent's core; two: a long shot; three: get a yellow card.
Fat Tiger has high attainments in long-range shooting. After all, this is the standard for an excellent midfielder. And his ability to stick to people is not very strong, so sometimes he has to make one-on-one hard steel, and it is inevitable that he will be a yellow card for his big moves.
Earlier when Fat Tiger first came to Real Madrid, he spent two seasons in the second team Castilla, while Kaka was still there. All in all, they are all Brazilians in the sports city. The kid likes Kaka and Marcelo. Adding Zhuo Yang makes it a bit of a Brazilian gang.
In the passage, Zhuo Yang embraced Casemiro's shoulder affectionately: "Fat tiger, big scene, be careful today and don't eat cards anymore."
"Brother Zhuo, I will treat you as a good thing, haha."
In the Champions League final last year, the Fat Tiger got a yellow card, and the penalty set kick also caused Carrasco to score. And if it hadn't been for the mercy of Kratenberg's men, Fat Tiger would have played incompletely and would have long been popular.
Real Madrid’s starting lineup today, compared to a year ago, only changed two people, Isco and Bell, Varane and Pepe, fat tigers are as good as ever, and the defensive moves in the game are also great.
I don't know if Zhuo Yang is a sincere and kind reminder, or he is concealing evil intentions, anyway, in the second half, Fat Tiger played fairly well, and he also blew the horn of Real Madrid loudly.