Vol 4 Chapter 427: Pig Marriage on the Venice Bridge
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Golden Greenery
- Zhuo Setong
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- 2021-02-18 12:31:20
Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou returned to Europe. It was the end of June and they went to Italy.
Venice is the most famous water city and bridge city in the world. There are 177 rivers and 378 bridges in the city-there are more than 200 and more than 400. The rivers and bridges cut Venice into 118 islands before connecting.
Therefore, Venice is not so much a land city as it is a puzzle floating on the sea.
From the perspective of geological structure, Venice and Italy belong to the African plate, and Africa and Europe squeeze each other to form the Alps in northern Italy. The squeezing between the plates has not stopped. As a result, Mount Everest between India and Asia grows one centimeter each year, while Venice sinks one centimeter each year.
Most of the ground in the city is already less than one meter above the sea level. In fact, if the city's 79 floating sluices were not in operation at any time, basically a random tide would have completely soaked Venice.
Because of the characteristics of the city, Venice is the only city in the world without cars, and the traffic depends entirely on a small leaf on the water. But this thing looks very beautiful and romantic, but if you want to live here all year round, it is impossible to maintain the fast-paced life in a modern city.
Have you ever seen a traffic jam, have you seen a boat jam? Compared to a car, a boat is the least efficient means of transportation, and it is better to walk on two legs.
Because of this, coupled with the terrifyingly high prices and housing prices brought about by the bustling tourism industry, survival is not easy. By now, the local population of Venice City is less than 70,000, and it is still declining. Young people have fled.
The beautiful Venice is a dying city, both in the geological sense and in the sense of city function.
In November 2009, the residents of Venice held a famous funeral for the city. At that time, 70,000 people in the city participated in mourning for it.
But the grief of the Venetians has nothing to do with people from other parts of the world. More than 22 million people still visit here every year. Compared to its population of less than 70,000, this is a very staggering number.
Some people with proliferation of literature and youth will live in Venice renting a room for a year or a half. After spending the money, they will leave with rheumatoid arthritis. They will not go to the waterside city for the rest of their lives. They think about the sea. Spit, desert grasslands become favorites.
also has a few second products, and they have to hold a wedding in this dead city. Such as Bastian Schweinsteiger and Ana Ivanovic.
A German and a Serbian went to their home in Italy to have a wedding. It’s not surprising to think about it. Is it strange that Sichuanese and Shandongese get married in Shanghai? In a few days there will be a Dutch and a French married in Spain.
Speaking of it, Xiaozhu and Sister-in-law Ana have been in love for more than three years, and marriage is indeed a matter of course. However, the Six Musketeers, especially Zhuo Yang, were still adapting to some degree. After all, they had been used to seeing the pink Sarah Brandna standing next to Piggy in those seven years.
Today, Sarah also has a new boyfriend. She is a little actor in their fashion circle, but nowadays, when she is mentioned in the media, she still says ‘Ex-girlfriend Schweinsteiger’.
Ana Ivanovic, the beauty of tennis and the number one in women’s singles in the past, was very dissatisfied. She strongly protested that the Six Musketeers called her "Pig Sister". But the protest was invalid. The mouths were on the faces of Zhuo Yang's brothers, and the pig sisters were still screaming affectionately.
Scar’s sister-in-law Wahiba, Wu grandmother Stange, second sister-in-law Deping, Tu's sister-in-law Winola did not comment. Is it great to play tennis? You can also call Kou Kou Sao Zhuo.
Sister-in-law wanted to cry without tears, so she had no choice but to accept the title of treasure all over her body. Blame it on the ancestors of the little pig family, the surname is not good, but the surname is ‘Schwein-Pig’.
The wedding guests are basically from the football circle and the tennis circle. Needless to say, Piggy's side includes her boyfriend Andy Murray, as well as her ex-boyfriend, Spanish tennis star Fernando Verdasco. .
Little Pig is far away, he didn't invite Sarah.
The wedding was held in the Church of San Giacomo, and out of the church is the Rialto Bridge, the most famous of the three or four hundred bridges in Venice. It is a landmark of Venice.
It is not uncommon for Little Pig to be insane, but Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou despise Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou very much.
After the church ceremony, Xiao Zhu cleared the Rialto Bridge, and he and the pig sister in wedding clothes performed an inexplicable show on the bridge.
The male pig opened his arms and chased at the back, while the female pig ran ahead with the wedding dress. After running to the middle of the bridge, the female pig suddenly looked back, while the male pig knelt down on one knee and muttered a word after staring affectionately.
Then the two kissed affectionately, and the forceful posture seemed to be snatching the chewed pork tendons from each other's mouth.
Next, Erzhu looked at the river and the trash floating on the river hand in hand, and together passionately recited a sonnet praising love, and his voice was too much.
As long as the boar and sow are not embarrassed, the embarrassing is the guest.
, holding back the black line on his forehead, all the guests clapped and said well. Only the second brother Meng, the poet, saw that someone dared to chant poems in front of him, so he wanted to take off his shoes and smash it.
Grandpa Mo is a sincere person, and he explained the truth in a single word: "This hasn't had a cerebral thrombosis for ten years, so I can't think of this kind of work."
Sword Scar said with a sense of enlightenment: "Old lady, when they get old, I will go and have fun. You and I will spit farther into the river."
"Ashamed of you!" Scar's wife Wahiba slapped her, and almost never took his nosebleed out on the spot. As a result, the celebrity guests were even more embarrassed.
In order to resolve the embarrassment, Zhuo Yang said in a loud voice: "In fact, the show can be a little richer and bolder. For example, the bride and groom will be on the scene next to the bridge. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"
Rao is the nuclear bomb man Detu can't hold back the vigor of Zhuo Yang's words, the goose bumps on his bald head are bursting into dense beads of cold sweat in the sun.
Zhuo Yang was pinched by Kou Kou to make his lips straight.
Fortunately, Zhuo Yang’s words were not heard by a couple of newcomers. Otherwise, the two couples who have gone crazy with pigs might be really daring, but they would have lived through the ages.
After chanting the poem, the pig and sister-in-law continue to be demon. Xianziguanzi's band came on stage, and the two pigs danced gracefully in blowing, playing and singing.
It's a pity that the sky is not beautiful, and a demon wind blows on the river. It blows the band's performance and other people can't hear it, and it almost misses the bottom of the pig's wedding dress.
However, Sister-in-law's posture of being embarrassed and covering her skirt is very beautiful, very Monroe. This picture was frozen by the live media with the lens, and the gray-haired piggy smiled like a pervert.
A series of nonsensical and crappy performances finally came to an end, and the little pig took the pig sister and ran into the boat.
Brothers yelled from the shore: "Where are you going?"
"Go to Erxian Bridge."
"How to go?"
"Walk to Chenghua Avenue."
Venice is a city of water with bridges and rivers, but the weddings here are not water at all.
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