Vol 4 Chapter 5: Self-recommended pillow seat by a scumbag

Latest website: No underdogs in the Premier League? The British media is not so sure.
The new season has just started five rounds, 7:1 Arsenal, 9:1 Harbin, 6:1 Newcastle, 11:0 Fulham, do you say to Manchester City that there are no underdogs in the Premier League?
In just five rounds, Zhuo Yang scored 25 goals in 5+3+3+4+10. Usually, this number can compete for the golden boots of the league in a typical year. You said to Zhuo Yang that there are no underdogs in the Premier League?
Counting the three or four finalists in the recent World Cup finals, Zhuo Yang has performed a hat trick or hat+ in eight consecutive games in which he participated, with a total of ten hats and 34 goals in eight games.
No one can predict that from this summer, the 33-year-old Zhuo Yang will become so wild. Perhaps, the Premier League still has no underdogs, but in the eyes of Zhuo Yang, football has no strong opponents.
In particular, the miracle of Fulham Droyang's 10 goals in a single game at 11:0 completely ignited the entire Premier League's adoration of him, all kinds of sincere, fake, hot, and hot flattering, not money-like overwhelming.
But the angle at which someone rubbed the heat was so strange that Zhuo Yang couldn't help it.
The Oasis Band was once the top rock band in England. Their masterpieces "Supersonic" and "" are very popular all over the world, including China.
The Oasis Lair is in Manchester. Speaking of Oasis, you have to mention the brothers of lead singer Lien Geller and lead bassist Noel Geiger.
The brothers and their family are all Manchester natives, and they are also the ancestral Manchester City Blue Moon, the pure blue one. It should be said or not, before the Mansour era, the Oasis band with the Geigler brothers at its core was almost the only place where Manchester City could beat Manchester United outside the field.
No one, because the Geigler brothers, the famous Oasis band is Manchester City's most loyal supporter, no matter rich or poor.
The Geigler brothers have repeatedly ridiculed and even scolded Manchester United in public, and it was not easy for Beckham to say it in their songs.
The flower does not have Hundred Days Red, and boiled beans burns the bean pan. Later, because the brothers turned against each other because of their right to speak, ideas, and various trivial matters, the Oasis band gradually collapsed until it finally disbanded, making fans sigh.
Later, the elder brother Noel formed the brand new "Noel Gallagher's Goofy Birds" band, and his younger brother Lien gathered the remnants of Oasis and formed the "Bubble Eye Band". But after all, Huaer is thankful, and the development of the two bands is far from the oasis they once were.
But the brothers' careers are up, but the heart of Blue Moon, who supports Manchester City, has never been bleak, just now.
In February of this year, in the 18th round of last season’s Premier League make-up match, Manchester City played against Tottenham at home. His younger brother Lien Geigler also appeared in the stands of the City Stadium with the spare
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Tuchel (see section No. 2 for details). Five · Chapter 640 · Coal to Newcastle). A good sense of existence.
The older brother Noel Geigler is not a fuel-efficient lamp either.
The day after Manchester City beat Fulham 11-0, Noel said: "The great Zhuo Yang, the great Manchester City, there is no doubt that Zhuo Yang is the most outstanding player I have ever seen, none of them."
"Why is such a great player Zhuo Yang willing to come to Manchester City? Because Manchester City is so noble. Like our neighbors, Manchester United will only pay a lot of bargains for a lot of money, Manchester United will never invite such a great player Zhuo Yang ."
"My God, I can't express my admiration for Zhuo Yang in words. What I want to say is, sincerely, if Zhuo Yang wants to sleep with my wife, I will be very honored."
Zhuo Yang: "..."
Knoll's current wife Sarah MacDonald is a fashion actress who is well-known in the entertainment industry, and she also looks like a disaster for the country and the people. She walks and plays double flashes on her chest.
Sarah doesn't have the habit of shy answering.
"I have no intention of offending Her Royal Highness Princess Christine, but if Mr. Zhuo Yang wants to date me, I promise you will have an unforgettable night." (Manual comparison)
The ladies are not like good people.
It doesn't matter how hot it is, and it doesn't matter if you speak up. Even if you beat Zhuo Yang's Qiqiufeng, it is nothing more than a quick smile. However, it is very disgusting to name Kou Kou in the words.
But neither Zhuo Yang nor Kou Kou could openly reprimand or yell at her, as that would make them seem unplayable and self-defeating status, which also fulfilled this girl's wish to continue to be enthusiastic.
To be honest, Zhuo Yang doesn't hate such jokes. After all, he is a man, and he is recommended by a beautiful woman. Who has no vanity anymore.
But Kou Kou didn't like to listen very much. Although she knew that the stinky lady was forcibly rubbing the heat, she knew that she had nothing to do with Zhuo Yang in essence, and it could not have anything to do with Zhuo Yang, but she was upset.
Women are careful, especially the deeper the relationship between each other, the more so, and they are unreasonable when they are careful. This has nothing to do with the status pattern, because women are dragons in the cave, carefully protecting everything that belongs to them.
Kokoro couldn't refute Sarah, let alone threaten to shut her mouth, that would be caught by the media that is not too big to make a fuss. After all, the British can even make jokes about the Buckingham Palace old lady.
O'Neill once asked Beckham's wife Victoria on the show: If I marry the queen, will I become the king of England?
Beisao said: I am looking forward to it.
Madam Zhuo was unhappy and could only face her husband, and she didn't even say hello and flew back to Manchester City. She was surprised and shocked Zhuo Yang at the same time.
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"Brother Zhuo Yang, you should improve your aesthetics."
"Impossible. You have represented the ultimate realm of human aesthetics, and it is impossible for me to rise again."
"In this way... you should improve your IQ."
"My dear, just because I played the piano, there is a new Einstein missing from the scientific community."
"Men will become mentally retarded in front of beautiful women."
"No wonder, since I fell in love with you, I always feel that I have forgotten something. It turns out that I have forgotten that I am a mentally handicapped person. Wife, you owe the whole world an Einstein."
"You shouldn't let other women beat your bad idea."
"Hmph, I immediately arranged to kidnap the bad woman who beat me bad idea and sell it to the black coal mine in Africa."
"good."
Zhuo Yang: "..."
"Do you think this woman named Sara is pretty?"
"I didn't even look at her."
"Look at it now."
"Don't look. A face full of intangible cultural heritage imagination, with lips wiped like a child who has just eaten a dead child. What's so good about it."
"Have you not seen it? How do you know the non-legacy face and lip gloss?"
Zhuo Yang: "..."
"Brother Zhuo Yang, if one day I am not as beautiful as I am now, then..."
"Impossible, absolutely impossible."
"I will grow old slowly."
"If you live to be a hundred years old, you will definitely be the most beautiful."
"you sure?"
"My wife, have you forgotten? The saint Akademo was still the most beautiful woman when she was 110 years old."
Kou Kou smiled. "You can't say that. In the future, there will always be very few young girls who will look a little bit better than me when I am old."
"Impossible. You are more beautiful than you, whoever is with you is good-looking, and whoever is with everyone is also good-looking."
Kou Kou bloomed with a brilliant smile, and the whole Cheshire was blooming with flowers.
Among the flowers, she frowned slightly.
"Brother Zhuo Yang, dare you say you haven't fantasized about other women once in a while, not once?"
This topic is not easy to answer, after all, Zhuo Yang is also a normal man, he decides to use offense as defense.
"My wife, I scored ten goals in a game."
"if not?"
"The whole world is praising me, why don't you have a word of praise?"
"That's because the whole world is making a fuss, only I am not."
"Without your praise, even if I own the world, I still have nothing."
"Golden guru stick, UU reading www.uukānshu.com silver guru stick, I am the best husband!"
"continue."
"The river is splashing, my husband is quacking."
"Praise further."
"But you didn't give me a goal..."
Zhuo Yang: "..."
"You have nothing to compare."
"Wife, there is only you in my eyes, you are the miracle in my life."
"What's in my heart?" Kou Kou reluctantly said: "Go back to the question just now. When I was not at home, did you feel empty, lonely and cold? Have you ever fantasized about other women once in a while, not once?"
This night in Cheshire, Zhuo Yang, who is free from ignorance, can't make it through. Fortunately, he has deep-rooted skills, the perseverance to work hard, and the accumulation of energy, which is enough to support him to teach each other.