Vol 4 Chapter 948: melon brother melon sister-in-law

With a three-goal lead at 4:1, Guardiola's face finally had a little joy, he was really able to pretend.
After scoring four goals, Zhuo Yang came to Lao Gua to celebrate four times, one more than Liu Guanzhang, which was not easy. There was no way, Zhuo Yang was a little empty in his heart, and the bad idea he came up with was a bit deep for Lao Gua.
It has nothing to do with football, it is the family business of Laogua.
Lao Gua and Gua's sister-in-law Christina Serra are childhood sweethearts, and the two have been together for nearly 30 years. This time together, not knowing, but... You know, that year, the old melon was 18, and the sister-in-law was 14.
Later, my sister-in-law gave birth to three children. The eldest daughter Maria is 18 this year, the son Marius is 16, and the youngest daughter Valentina is 10 years old.
Foreigners are different from us. Having a baby and getting married are two different things. Marriage is much more serious than childbirth.
Dog men and women have never been married, so they live their lives without shame and shame. I have to say that foreign women are relatively independent in this regard, and they have no status if they are not married. Apart from confinement, Sister Gua has basically always had her own job, working in a trading company. half clerk.
Although her salary is about zero in front of Laogua, what my sister-in-law wants is sovereignty.
Except for two years at the end of his career, whether he played or coached, he never left Barcelona in those years. So even though they are not married, the two are not separated.
However, Lao Gua left from Barcelona and became the coach of Bayern a year later, and family fun became a problem. So, they simply got married. The two got married in a low-key manner in Matadepera, Catalonia. There were less than 20 people attending the wedding, including their three children.
Now that she is married and has a name, Mrs. Gua doesn't have to do her job, and she becomes a full-time wife and mother with her husband.
The love of the couple is true love, but they are still human after all. One is a professional coach who is busy all day, and the other is a treasure hunter who is busy counting beans all day.
It might be okay to change to another woman, but Mrs. Gua used to be used to the life of a professional woman who walked in and out. As time went on, it was inevitable that she would suffer from acne.
Laogua is an extremely dedicated football coach. He can't wait to study football 25 hours a day. He is crazy and pure. Especially in the last year, my sister-in-law has been left out.
A woman in her early forties, what kind of age is this?
During the summer vacation, a scandal that had nothing to do with Mrs. Gua was exposed on the Internet when Guardiola was young.
As we all know, the old melon was the captain of Barcelona, ​​after him Xavi, but who was he before? Probably not many people know.
Jose Mari Baquero, the midfielder of the Barcelona Dream Team, served as Barcelona captain for six years before Guardiola, and is the same group as Koeman and Begiristan. He is 56 years old this year and is now working as a youth coach in La Masia.
In July, when the World Cup was in full swing, an outdated video was exposed on the Internet. It was a celebratory reception after Barcelona won the Champions League for the first time in 1992.
In the video, the 21-year-old Guardiola hugged a blonde and danced intimately in the corner, and the two also kissed delicately.
The sisters are Cervantes, the wife of José Marie Baquero. Back then, Barca was not Barcelona captain, but goalkeeper Zubizarreta.
But it's not a scandal, not even a scandal, it's just an anecdote. Because the two of them were not there, they danced in a secret room, and the entire Barcelona-including Cruyff's coaching staff were present. What could be done on this occasion?
And it was Baquero's daughter, Loreia Baquero, who sent the video, she said: "Maybe some people haven't seen this video yet, look at how hard my mother and Guardiola were back then. lol~"
This girl is currently an editor of the Spanish "World Sports". People think it's fun, of course it's not a big deal, and this anecdote is quickly overwhelmed by the World Cup.
But Mrs. Gua found the reason and began to find fault with her husband, all kinds of unreasonable and temperamental, so she tossed Lao Gua for two months.
No matter how coaxed it was, the old melon was so worried that he was scratching his scalp, and he was about to see blood.
There was nothing to talk about between the brothers, and Laogua finally poured the bitter water in front of Zhuo Yang.
Zhuo Yang tried his best to hold back his laughter, and seriously gave his brother an idea.
In his early forties, he was like a wolf and wolf, obviously closing the door and lacking practice. The pretentiousness of Mrs. Gua is the performance of Sony Ericsson, the spring in the animal world, and the older brother neglected the once-familiar boulevard path home.
"Brother, you have to do this." Zhuo Yang said, "If sister-in-law finds fault again, you hug her and throw it on the bed without a word, and reason with her, saying (shuì) to obey her."
"Clap clap clap?"
"Clap clap clap!"
"You and your daughter-in-law... The same is true for Her Royal Highness the Princess?"
"Certainly, it works very well."
"Okay, I'll try."
Sure enough, the curative effect was very good, and Mrs. Gua never mentioned the video again. Xiao Niaoyi and her husband relived the boyhood and girlhood.
During that time, Laogua walked upside down in the locker room, or whistled, and was very emotional.
But the good days don't last long, and Laogua's old waist can't stand it. It's normal, a man of this age, if it's not Lianjiazi, he can't be the opponent of the old lady.
"Brother, no, my brother can't make sense anymore. Your sister-in-law... is very unreasonable."
Zhuo Yang laughed and almost collapsed the Tianling Gai, but seeing the difficulty that Laogua had to lie on the massage table every day and let the team doctor wait for a long time before he could go to the ground, he still took out the second plan from the kit.
"Brother, eat this."
"what?"
"Our Chinese magic medicine, men's confidence, women's gospel - Liuwei Dihuang Wan."
"Oh fuck, will there be any side effects?"
"Absolutely not."
"you promise?"
"Let's tell you this, my father eats this. You know, my father and mother have a very good relationship." Zhuo Yang said, "Look at my father, he is 61 this year, and you compare him to his old man. A little chicken."
"But my dad is fierce and fierce, his hair is thicker than mine, look at you again, don't you look like a teenage boy younger than my dad? Like you, my dad can beat ten. "
"General Zhuo eats this?"
"Just eat this."
"General Zhuo and his wife... and your mother are so reasonable? A disagreement belongs to you."
"…right!"
"Ouch, it, you didn't tell me." Old Gua grabbed the small medicine bottle.
In the following period of time, Lao Gu'er was no longer out of breath, his legs were no longer soft, and his waist was stiff.
When I entered the locker room, I couldn't wait to perform gymnastics. When I was chanting the scriptures, I could beat the tactical board loudly. MAN was a mess.
However, the good times did not last long, Liuwei Dihuang Wan is not an Indian oil after all, even if it is a divine oil, it cannot be used every day. After the prestige passed, Laogua's reasoning became more and more difficult.
The waist collapsed again, the bags under the eyes came out, and the circles under the eyes were all black.
"Brother, is there any way?"
"Specifically?"
"It worked at first, but now your sister-in-law is arguing eight times a day, and I can't stand it anymore."
Zhuo Yang: "…"
"Yesterday, just because I ate one more bite of her dish, I turned my face again."
Zhuo Yang: "...Sister-in-law, this is a bit far-fetched."
You can't really give the old melon oil, there is no third plan in Zhuo Yang's bag. Unless Guardiola is a trainer, he can only hide with various excuses like most men of the same age.
Lao Gua has been staying in the hotel at the Etihad training base recently, and is afraid to go home.
After calming down alone, Guardiola felt that he was led astray by Zhuo Yang's bad ideas from the beginning. The old couple ignored her for a while, and the time passed.
But now it's better, the old ladies eat the marrow and know the taste, and completely nourish their appetite, how will they live in the future.
Looking at the back of Zhuo Yang running on the court, Guardiola said bitterly in his heart: When I am my age, I will see how you can reason with your daughter-in-law every day. Well, there are your hard days.
I have to say that Laogua's worries are superfluous, and Zhuo Yang is a trainer.
The derby at home, the old melon lost, the derby on the football field, the victory is in sight. That Lian Jiazi, who likes to come up with bad ideas, scored another goal.
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