Vol 4 Chapter 964: insurmountable monument

The Mad Hatter tour finally stopped at Stamford Bridge in 25 games. Everyone, including Chelsea fans, was sorry, even more heartbroken than Zhuo Yang himself.
Just a little bit. Zhuo Yang scored twice in the game, in addition to a goal that was 'misjudged' invalid, a penalty was missed, and a crossbar and a post.
No matter which fate crosses, the great hat journey continues.
Of course, including that incredible pass before the end. After Zappacosta wore the crotch and shook Kante with a fake, Zhuo Yang in the waistline of the right penalty area had the football just at his left foot.
After the game, many old shooters made replays through slow play. Shearer, Lineker, Henry, and Drogba said that they had a very ideal shooting angle at that moment, and they did not understand why Zhuo Yang passed the ball.
Daluo, Jiuye, Sheva, Ruud van Nistelrooy and others said that the chances are indeed very good, but since Zhuo Yang chose to pass the ball, he must have his own reasons. As for the shooter, you laymen should not guess, especially the shooter of Zhuo Yang's level, we dare not guess.
Kaka said: "Crazy, you all? That's 24 games. Who would have believed that there would be 24 games a few months ago? It's so picky that you don't have the 25th game. I'm not as boring as you, so I flew to Manchester and Zhuo Yang has two drinks, I just think about it. So the sauce hangs up, and I am on the plane. "
The old card family's ancestral inversion sentence is getting more and more cute.
As a result, people carefully analyzed other details of the game, and the referee Paul Tierney suddenly became a rat in the street.
In the first half, Zhuo Yang knocked over Azpilicueta in the penalty area and succeeded in the shot, and was sentenced to foul first. At this time, out of regret, people always thought it was a reasonable collision. Thisisthe Premiership, what do you think, Mr Tierney?
What happened in the 88th minute is even more unresolvable. Several camera angle adjustments and even 3D simulation animations clearly show that Azpilicueta swept his left leg and kicked Zhuo Yang down, without touching the football at all.
Mr Tierney, come out and take two steps?
In the end, Tierney had to admit that he was wrong and missed, but he also emphasized objective factors. He also said aggrievedly that he had received death threats from all over the world, not just China and Manchester.
The game penalty is a professional behavior, and the rules do not allow the in-service referee to make a confession to the player alone. Therefore, the Premier League Referee Committee officially apologized to Zhuo Yang.
Zhuo Yang said it was okay. if not?
The sharp-eyed person also found another detail in the camera: Zhuo Yang shouted something while making fake movements with his shoulders in the direction of the field.
This is not difficult for spectators, but it is difficult for lip-reading experts. 'Ireallydon't understand English! ’ Zhuo Yang said he ‘doesn’t understand English’?
It is said that hearing is false and seeing is believing, but at this moment, lip-reading experts can't believe their eyes. Faced with such an illogical interpretation, they can't wait to get into the screen to hear it for themselves.
The reporter first found Kanter to verify the answer. "Mr. Kante, at the last moment of the game, when Zhuo Yang got rid of you, what did he shout? Can you tell me?"
Kante is a gentleman among players, especially when facing the camera, he will use serious words as much as possible. "Okay. Sir Chew Young said...I really don't know English...well, that's it."
"…what does it mean?"
"I take it literally, he said he didn't know English. Yes, that's what he called."
"...Well then, thank you, Mr. Cantor."
Kanter is a very polite person. "You're welcome. Hmm...FKU."
The reporter can only go to Zhuo Yang to find the ultimate answer.
"Mr. Zhuo Yang, ... I don't understand English, is what Kanter said true?"
"indeed."
"I'm curious, what does this mean?"
"That is to say, I don't know English." Zhuo Yang, who speaks in an old Manchester John accent, is very calm.
Reporter: "..." At this moment, he had serious doubts about his motherland and mother tongue, and then doubted the authenticity of this world.
"Mr. Zhuo Yang... I don't understand."
"I said I really don't understand English." Zhuo Yang was very serious, and then stopped Guardiola passing by. "Brother, DoyouspeakEnglish?"
"No, I don't speak English." Laogua connected smoothly: "What about you, brother, do you speak English?"
"I'm not a local, I don't know English."
"What a coincidence, I'm not a local either."
"Nice to meet you."
The two of them played tricks on the spot, and the poor reporter went back to the church to find the pastor and confessed for a whole day.
Whether it is regretful, absurd, angry, or relieved, Zhuo Yang's great consecutive hat tricks have all been fixed in 25 games, becoming history and a monument.
25 games, including 15 Premier League, 5 Champions League, 2 League Cup, 1 World Cup, 1 European Super Cup, 1 Community Shield.
25 opponents, including one national team, 16 Premier League, one British Championship and one League One, La Liga, Bundesliga, Ligue 1, and Uganda Super League each, of which Lyon and Denton were rounded twice.
25 games, 11 home, 11 away, 3 neutral.
A total of 86 goals were scored in 25 games, including 56 in the Premier League, 15 in the Champions League, 3 in the World Cup, 6 in the League Cup and 6 in other competitions.
The distribution of goals, 45 at home, 32 away, and 9 at neutral. Averaged 3.44 per game, scored 10 goals in a game at most, don't ask at least, ask is a fool.
Many of the individual items here are records one after another, and when combined, they are one of the greatest monuments in football history.
While worshipping, people remembered the exclamations that Zhuo Yanggang made when he tied the Guinness record of 4 consecutive hat tricks by Yashi Zhongshan a few months ago, and they realized that it was so ridiculous.
There are many smart people in the world, and some reporters quickly discovered the secret that Zhuo Yang stopped at 25 games.
It was also during this time period last year that Zhuo Yang completed the record of '24 consecutive goals in a single season' in the five major leagues. It turned out that Zhuo Yang only pursued 25 games because there was one more magic game than last season.
Weird idea. In fact, this year's 25th company has nothing to do with last year's 24th company, and Zhuo Yang did not associate it with each other. He stopped, simply feeling tired.
But at this time, looking at the exclamations that people burst out during the "24 consecutive" last year, it's a ridiculous thing that has never been seen in the world.
Guardiola has obviously seen the world, and he reminded maliciously: "Don't forget, in the 2005-06 season more than ten years ago, there was a terrifying 'curse of Zhuo Yang'. Fortunately, Now the curse is sealed, otherwise, hehehe~~"
All the head coaches' hair stood up.
In the distant 2005-06 season, Zhuo Yang scored a total of 17 hat-tricks in various official matches at Fort Maddie. What is terrifying is that after 17 games, 17 coaches immediately dismissed the get out of class, and it was difficult to stay overnight. The reasons for being fired vary, but none survived.
Among them, there are many famous coaches such as Koeman, Trapattoni, Lannick, Magath, McLeish, etc., which are known as '05-06 Zhuo Yang's curse'.
However, since he moved to AC Milan, the curse has failed, which is what Laogua called the seal. Otherwise, who can cover it in the past ten years? Football is going to collapse.
If the curse is still there, don't leave it alone, just now the 23 coaches of the '25 Company', from Southgate Southgate, to Uncle Bo, the scumbag and the gangster, are all in their hands, and they can't be both loyal and filial. big.
Guardiola belongs to see that the funeral is not too big. Sealed well, in the magnificent 25 consecutive years, there are only two unlucky bastards, Jokanovic and Mourinho.