Vol 4 Chapter 1115: Crystal Palace Rainbow Nights

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Jay Chou has a song "Rainbow", which talks about how hypocritical Diaosi is, but it actually has nothing to do with Rainbow.
When sunlight encounters small water droplets in the air, after refraction and reflection, it diffuses into a seven-color dome, which is a rainbow. It is an extremely common optical phenomenon.
After the rain, there are waterfalls, fountains, sprinklers, spit at the sun, swear at the stars, and line up to urinate. You can see rainbows, soap bubbles, shower gel, snot bubbles, and you can see them carefully.
If there is no rain on the football field, no water spray, no scolding, no peeing, no one picks up soap, takes a bath, or has rhinitis, can you see a rainbow?
The answer is yes.
The rainbow is a common show on the football field. Fans with a little bit of rank can understand it. The book lovers of "Golden Greenery" are naturally listed here, so I won't repeat them.
As for the rainbow goal, it is divided into two types: narrow and broad. The rainbow goal in the narrow sense is to throw the rainbow's extraordinary kick with both feet into the goal, such as Zhuo Yang's first goal in the first half.
A rainbow goal in a broad sense can be seen by the naked eye with a clear arc, which is as curved as a rainbow. It also belongs to this category. For example, Zhuo Yang scored the second goal in the first half.
In addition, there seems to be no football skills that can be related to the 'Rainbow' anymore, and straight shots are even more impossible.
However, don't use negative adverbs like 'impossible' on Zhuo Yang, who can rename football skills.
In the 54th minute, Danilo had no chance after cutting in from the right, so he took the ball from the middle and passed it to the left. Zhuo Yang caught the ball outside the waistline.
With MacArthur and Wan-Bissaka standing side by side in front of him, Zhuo Yang dribbled the ball out and wanted to go back to the middle, and let Teacher Jing find a way.
Townsend has been rented out by Tottenham nine times. He was vaguely known as 'Little Robben' back then, but he has now successfully transformed into a standard blue-collar winger, rushing to work. It doesn't matter if he scores or not, he just likes to defend.
Perhaps Zhuo Yang played too casually and his intention to pass the ball was too obvious.
The ball was definitely stolen by someone else. Fortunately, Zhuo Yang is a trainer. Every joint of the entire right leg seemed to turn into a snake at the last moment of the ball. At the same time, the castration of the center of gravity to the right is resolved.
In this way, Townsend's diligence seems quite comical, and his shovel Zhuo Yang's stop instead swayed MacArthur and Wan-Bissaka.
In fact, Zhuo Yang's movements were very twisted. His right leg dragged the arch of his foot far away to hold the ball, and his left leg was half arched and his body turned like a speed skater, so twisted that his feet were almost pulled out of his shoes.
So, with this posture and the swinging center of gravity of the opposite two, Zhuo Yang improvised a very exaggerated 'rainbow', and it was a rare double rainbow, because he even threw off the 'tough guy fan' sneaker on his right foot.
Luoxia and Guhu fly together, who can resist this?
The rainbow was over the top, and MacArthur was stunned. Wan-Bissaka, who was on the outside, went directly to chase the sneakers. Zhuo Yang, who was naked with his right foot, did not delay at all, and passed MacArthur's inner side and rushed into the penalty area. The angle is very small.
Guayinta didn't know what to do either. He wanted to point to the shoes, and thought that Zhuo Yang should cross the middle, or simply signal the referee to pick up the shoes.
Zhuo Yang picked up his white socks and volleyed a turf volley.
Gua Yinta: "…"
3:0, Zhuo Yang scored his 21st hat-trick in the Premier League this season.
The referee Stuart Atwell did not hesitate at all and directly signaled that the goal was valid. It's just a shoe to steal the show. It's just like the edge of a table tennis ball. It can be attributed to God's will.
The question is, does this goal count as a rainbow?
Goal is not rainbow, but the process is rainbow. After the rain, the sky is clear, and after the rainbow, it is clear.
Huo Taigong, who made the important decision to "enjoy being abused", did not have a headache because he lost the ball again, but he did a few chest expansion exercises very comfortably.
"It's a real treat to watch Zhuo Yang play, are you right, Ray? How could he make such a wonderful move?"
"Ray, I feel like my bones are going to rust. Do you think I should do more exercise? What kind of exercise should I do?"
Ray Levington: "Just take your time and go hiking, I'll accompany you."
"Climbing? Why?"
Levington: "Aren't they all saying, old must, old must."
Huo Taigong: "..."
Spanish goalkeeper Vincent Guainta definitely doesn't want to climb mountains. He was born in Torrontes, a mountainous area in northwestern Spain, where high-quality white wines are abundant, so some pokers also translate Torronte as "extra passion".
When Gua Yinta opened his eyes when he was a child, he was like a mountain, and now he still feels sick when he thinks about climbing a mountain.
After being hated by Zhuo Yang, Gua Yinta was a little lost. Before the game, he didn't expect to seal Zhuo Yang, and it would be a goalkeeper's honor if he didn't get a hat, but a cotton hat was firmly buckled in about fifty minutes.
Alas, luckily it's not green. Gua Yinta mocked herself and comforted herself.
The two sides were entangled in the midfield, and he looked up at the sky, as if to see if there was a hat.
He saw the football fly by.
Mind wandering during the game is punishable. Zhuo Yang habitually glanced at the door before catching the ball, and if he was going to die, he just saw Gua Yinta raise his head and look at the sky.
The position is so far forward again that my feet are itchy without hanging.
For fear of turning around and not rushing, Zhuo Yang turned around and shot the hanging door directly at forty meters.
The ball isn't very fast, and the arc is high, adding a little extra spin on the fall. The awakened Gua Yinta pulled his intestines back and jumped a lot worse, and was even a little outside the goal line when the football fell to the ground.
57 minutes, 4:0.
Isn't this ball a rainbow? It doesn't matter whether the color is or not, the main reason is that it is very rainbow. From Zhuo Yang's foot out to the ground in front of the door, the trajectory is a fairly standard semi-circle, and the cross-sectional area of ​​the drawn figure is S=πr2÷2=3.14x202÷2=628 ( square meters). UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Mrs. Huo was not in the mood, the old man was chatting with Levington, and he suddenly felt uneasy: Is it wrong to lie on your back?
Drawing four different rainbows in a row, it is obvious that Zhuo Yang felt the rainbow today.
In the 60th minute, he received a precise oblique pass from Teacher Jing at the corner of the big penalty area. While running, he turned his head to look at the moon, and the header threw a curved projectile trajectory. The football again drew a semicircle and then fell into the far side net.
5:0, maybe time is the antidote and the poison I'm taking now. Huo Taigong stood on the sidelines again, he was nervous again, and his heart was full of rainbows.
Rainbows are an optical phenomenon, rainbows on the court are phenomena, and they don't need to be round all the time.
The rainbow in the 69th minute is not round, but more like a trigonometric function curve of y=cos(x). Zhuo Yang volleyed a shot from the ribs, hit the ground and rebounded, the football passed Guayinta high, and then slammed into the net again.
6:0, double hat-trick.
Zhuo Yang made a rainbow, the first ball of the rainbow chased the scorpion, the second ball of the rainbow pierced the sun, the third ball of the rainbow passed through the sky, the fourth ball of the rainbow pierced the sky, the fifth ball of the moon under the rainbow, and the sixth ball of the cosine ribbed hard rainbow.
It's a rainbow night.
Old coach Hodgson didn't expect a lie down to lose so much, he felt like he wasn't wearing pants. Taigong anxiously waited for the media to storm him, but he didn't expect that no one would pay attention to him at all, and the whole world was touting this gorgeous rainbow night.
Fortunately, Taigong Huo couldn't help but feel a little lost.
Zhuo Yang redefined the rainbow of football. The media said that he was a man wearing a rainbow. Therefore, when his vanity was still satisfied, the Manchester LGBT organization marked by the rainbow flag publicly called for him to speak for special groups.
Zhuo Yang: "…"