Vol 4 Chapter 1126: Spurs are completely fucked
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Golden Greenery
- Zhuo Setong
- 1440 characters
- 2022-08-01 12:51:08
When Mertesacker fell on the court, Zhuo Yang was the happiest. Because of misfortune, he didn't deserve to be a brother. Watching jokes is a great pleasure in walking the rivers and lakes, so Zhuo Yang smiled unabashedly.
However, the person who stole the fun the most must be the last dog who ate shit. As long as someone is more embarrassed than himself, happiness will arise spontaneously, so De Bruyne is in a good mood.
Tintin slipped in the 43rd minute. He did it himself, and no one pitted him.
The top of the arc opened Sissoko in the center, and Tintin shot across the mountains and rivers. No one pitted him, but his own venue was pitted, and he exerted too much energy. He should have taken root and 'slipped' his left foot on the ground.
In order to get ahead of the greasy Grandpa Mo behind Sissoko, Ding Ding used his old nose to kick a dead cow. As a result, after the skid, the shot was outrageous, the shoes were almost thrown off, and the football swayed out of the sideline.
After doing a full set of 207B in the Philippine Soul Diving Team style, Tintin swirled backwards for two and a half weeks and then threw himself on the grass. His posture was so unrestrained that his hip bones felt torn apart.
This is so embarrassing! At first, Tintin just wanted to lie on the ground and pretend to be injured, so that his toes would not go out of the three rooms and one hall, but soon the pain from his groin made him understand that he was really hurt.
Begging to get a hammer, Tintin twisted and was helped down, and didn't come up again in the first half.
Not laughing enough here, Grandpa Mo took the golf cart.
There is no regularity in the trajectory of football in the competition. Grandpa Mo used his long legs and judgment to force a third party to intervene.
When the chaos broke out, no one cared who was the father. Sterling drilled under his crotch and made his grandfather crooked, so this tackle and clearance turned into a special trip to the ball cart. The instep that was lifted by Sane was slapped in the face.
Such a big man, such a noble character, combined with such a vulgar sitting posture, is quite comical.
Zhuo Yang laughed and laughed like a chicken on a pendulum. Ding Ding, who was attracted by the embarrassing firepower, felt as comfortable as if an iron had been burned.
After being picked up by Wanyama, my grandfather felt pain in his lower back. Old arms and old legs, not to mention grandma Ulic has been slandering and dirty these years, and she is too much.
Then, Grandpa Mo also went down, and the first half was over.
At halftime, Tintin, who was suspected of having a groin strain, didn't dare to be careless. This thing is not too painful but not easy to heal. Bullshit is a big hidden danger for men. Lao Gua is considerate: "You can rest and go to the team doctor to rub it."
Tintin couldn't help but tighten his body. Manchester City's chief masseuse, Mark Seltoli, has soft hands, but his eyes are very wretched, and the corners of his eyes flash when he sees a little white face like Tintin.
On the other side, Grandpa Mo did a few side exercises and squats. Uncle Bo waited for him to finish before quickly asking how he was doing.
"It should be... not a big problem."
From the pause in his tone, Uncle Bo only heard tenacity, but it was really okay if he didn't.
"Forget it, Lao Mo, take a rest in the second half and check it carefully."
It's not for Ulic. Uncle Bo and grandma are not familiar with each other. It's just because he has played football.
The score was 1:1, and the return from injury was also 1:1. Then Laogua stopped talking about martial arts. He replaced Dingding with Zhuo Yang.
Grandpa Mo did not guess wrong before the game, and Zhuo Yang will appear after the score. This is Manchester City's established strategy, and it is basically a tactical conspiracy. But nothing is absolute. After the half-time, Manchester City's score was clearly dominant. Zhuo Yang was replaced at this time because the situation had changed.
Counting this round, there are still 5 rounds left in the 2018-19 Premier League season. After receiving the joint application of the three teams competing for the championship, Chengpu Thorn, the FA unified the starting time of the last 5 rounds.
Chengpu stabs the gentleman's battle, does not make small moves, does not take advantage of the schedule.
Manchester City vs. Tottenham at the City Stadium today. At the same moment, Liverpool vs. Chelsea at Anfield is also a highlight.
It can't be said that Chelsea lay flat, but they really couldn't stand Liverpool's fight. In the first half, Salah, Ma Tau and Zhu Zong scored goals, and they took a 3-0 lead, and it was smooth sailing.
Before the game, Manchester City was 2 points ahead of Liverpool, and Puerto was 1 point ahead of Tottenham. If the 1:1 and 3:0 between the two sides remained until the end, Manchester City would be tied for points.
I've lost my way and hated it for a long time. At the end of the season, how dare you be careless?
Even if Ding Ding is not injured, Laogua will replace Zhuo Yang.
Uncle Bo naturally also got the news of Liverpool 3:0. No one wants to give up the championship, so he didn't use the central defender to replace the injured Grandpa Mo. Instead, he played Eric Dier in the midfield, and the formation changed. Play 4-4-2, push Trippier back and let Lucas Jr.
Then he saw that Manchester City had changed to No. 18 on the sideline, he was stunned for a moment and then muttered a slap in the face.
Kenya's number one star Wanyama swallowed dry saliva.
Before the game, he was discussing Zhuo Yang's failure, which is enough to show his deterrent power in the hearts of the Tottenham people. A few days ago, Juventus was hanged and beaten, which made the foreign powers feel the same. Today, Grandpa Mo is like the second brother Meng, and he will release the pigeon after half kicking. Tottenham players are not surprised.
This is simply a bad omen for the script.
The three bosses of Tottenham, who are also the team's three needles - Grandpa Mo, Lloris, and Kane, are not on the court now.
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The tactical change certainly cannot be said to be a mistake, but it is a little out of time. Tottenham is a strong man. Even if there are no three big men, it is a strong team, but the crisis is obviously not as smooth as the old tactics.
In the first half, the filth of Sun Xingmin and Lucas Jr. made the offense awkward again. The two of them had their own calculations in their hearts, reducing the pressure on Manchester City's midfield and backcourt by most.
The total factors make it difficult for Manchester City and Zhuo Yang not to win.
However, Wan Yama, who was worried, did not have the chance to defend Zhuo Yang by himself, because after five minutes of the second half, he was flattened to become a central defender.
Not only Wan Yama, Sissoko and Dell's two midfielders were also firmly suppressed by the Blue Moon army led by Zhuo Yang and became a central defender within a 30-meter area.
Where there is 3-5-2 and 4-4-1, Tottenham has basically become 7-3-0. Uncle Bo looked blankly at the busy team, but didn't even know each other: Is this Mu Hua?
This time, the media criticized Zhuo Yang for being prudish, because he only scored two goals, and the final score was Manchester City 4:1 Tottenham.
This battle is the only decision between the three bullies in the Premier League this season, and the other five games ended in a draw.
This battle also made Tottenham withdraw from the competition for the league title, and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms became a two-man turn between Manchester City and Liverpool in the last four rounds.
Although Tottenham is only 6 points behind Manchester City, Liverpool and 4 points, and there are still 12 points in the league, but with the spirit of Cheng and Pu Shi and distance this season, it is better to hope that they will collapse in the last four rounds. It is better to hope that the Atlantic sea water will flood London .