Vol 4 Chapter 1128: Red Devils Manchester United 18 stone

Is Lukaku a centre forward? In fact, he is not, this guy is a like-minded winger, his style is very non-mainstream, and he is also very literate.
Lu Yuanwai likes to dribble the ball into the ribs from the flank, and his two feet of rice and soil are constantly pulling the football. You think he will turn himself into a somersault, but he has passed his opponent.
Then he found a way to shoot himself or pass it to his teammates in the middle. After his teammates flew away, he gave a thumbs up to show encouragement.
Averaged three thumbs per game.
But he is not good at grabbing points and hard steel in the penalty area. In fact, he is not good at what a standard center should be good at. With a height of 190 and a weight of 105 kg, he looks like a mace, but he is still painted black, but his heart is exquisite with a knife.
Loves horizontal distance and likes to counter-attack space, so Lu Yuan's external tactical focus is behind Everton and M Moser Manchester United have performed well, scoring goals with a sense of center, and he himself has played the role of a 'tractor-type' professional winger. Altar new heights.
But at Manchester United in Sok Sans now, Lu is not popular because he is not decisive enough to shoot. Suo Sheng needs a hammer, he just has a large flying knife.
Solskjaer's strategy of opening and closing is quite retro. It is essentially the stuff that Sir Alex used to kill the world in the 1990s. It is a little heavy on offense and less on defense, and pays great attention to the use of horizontal space.
Suo Sheng was once the king's substitute in football. As a striker, his shooting efficiency was very high. After he became a coach, he had the same requirements for strikers as Sir Alex, who must be decisive and straightforward.
The forward takes the ball and enters it 18 meters away from the goal, that is, one step outside the big penalty area line. If there is a gap, he must shoot. Otherwise, Sir Ferguson would turn on the hair dryer. Suosheng doesn't have such a loud speaker, but his voice is not small.
So, just like the former Sir Alex, what Suosheng needs is Ruud van Nistelrooy, not Lukaku, who won't give praise if he doesn't take two steps to the penalty line.
So he has now become Manchester United's striker dead bench, which makes sense.
Two years ago, Everton's Lukaku said: "Don't lie to you, I have always had a child's dream.
Last week, Lu Yuanwai said: Joining Serie A was my childhood dream.
He also said: "I fell in love with Juventus when I was 13 years old. Before that, my idol was Ronaldo of AC Milan."
Lukaku was 13 years old in 2006. At that time, Juventus was fined and dropped to Serie B because of the 'phone door'. Before that, Ronaldo 'betrayed' Inter Milan and went to Real Madrid, and he never played in Ami.
To offend the top three in Serie A in one sentence, Lu Yuanwai is definitely a figure.
It was Sanchez who died earlier than the other members of the club. When he was still Mourinho, he basically took a break. Now the soul winger Lukaku can only praise from the bench, and the serious winger Sanchez slips away with a towel.
The Red Devils are the youngsters of the front line, Lukaku's 85 million transfer fee, Sanchez's 500,000 weekly salary, Manchester United's money is very expensive.
In today's football joke world, Arsenal are already old. There is a total of one fight for the jokes, and Manchester United has twelve stones alone, and the rest owe two stones.
Manchester United's starting forwards today are Rashford and Lingard... Well, the Red Devils have 18 stone.
As the surging stars of the England national team who finished fourth in last year's World Cup, Master La, Huang Lin and the French horse factory manager now lead Manchester United's forward line.
Solskjaer said: I am very satisfied with Manchester United's striker now.
Really? I don't hesitate! — Lu Xin
The Red Devils, who stood opposite Manchester City, have not scored a goal in sports for nearly 500 minutes. And in these 500 minutes, Manchester City's Zhuo Yang scored 15, excluding set-pieces.
The media said: Lu Yuanwai + Sang Thigh + Master La + Lin Huang + Ma Factory Manager = Zhuo Yang - (Solskjaer x Pogba)
Leaving aside logic, The Sun is pretty good at math, but it's extremely insulting.
The intentional absence of fraud caused Manchester United to lose in the last round. Mourinho's Pogba was defeated. He got his wish and played on the left of the third midfielder. He doesn't have to do endless dirty work. Very comfortable.
As for the team's impressive record in the last month or so, Pogba doesn't think it has much to do with him. There must be a reason for leather pants and cotton pants, alas~, who can appreciate my loneliness among a group of mortals?
It was Fred, who was transferred from Miners last year, who was doing the dirty work in the midfield. He originally thought he would be the Magic Flute of Manchester United, but he did not expect to become Gattuso. Life is always full of surprises.
Matic is actually more like the Magic Flute, but in the last round of Manchester United's 4-0 defeat to Everton, his performance disgusted Sok San, so he played the 23-year-old Pereira today.
Andreas Pereira is a Belgian-born Brazilian player who was poached by Manchester United from PSV's youth training echelon at the age of 11. In the two years of Van Gaal's big circle tactics, he played in the first team for a while, but when Mourinho arrived, he went directly to La Liga on loan and only returned this season.
Pereira is known as "the Red Devils meet a new star once in ten years". In fact, he has nothing to do with him, and his ability belongs to just over the food and clothing line.
Suo Sheng didn't use him as a surprise soldier today, but Matic was temporarily disabled. Uncle Mata looked unreliable. Changing hands was like changing knives. Going to Pereira was basically metaphysical.
It is not uncommon for Pereira to appear in the starting lineup. It is rare for Zhuo Yang's old Milan teammate and Italian full-back Darmian to start.
After coming to Manchester United for four years, except for the first season, Darmian's presence in the Red Devils was very low. By this time, his presence has basically disappeared. Anyone who can still remember and recognize him at a glance is the true love of the Red Devils.
This wave of 9 games and 7 losses gave Darmian a chance. If Suo Sheng did not make some changes in the back line, he would be sprayed into hemiplegia by the media.
At the end of the year, the Chinese will sweep the rice jar and the corner of the cabinet to eat Laba porridge. Suo Sheng found Darmian after sweeping, so he started the game.
Lao Gua loves to make a move, but Uncle Bo doesn't like to make a move, but he made a move in the last Tottenham match against Manchester City, and the result was 1:4. Suo Sheng has never done a good job, but after 9 games and 7 losses, he faced a big bully in the same city at home. It is estimated that he would be dead if he did not do it, so he simply did it.
What if?
5-3-2 is a suspected double wingback, with Darmian on the right and Luke Shaw on the left.
Xiao doesn't have so many jokes, but when Manchester United performed well, the British media said he was 'England Lizarazu'.
Now, the papers say Shaw is fifth in England's big four full-backs.
Walker, Trippier, Rose, Chilwell, Arnold, Ashley Young... Actually, Shaw is not fifth.
Today, Professor Yang plays a right-backed central defender. He is an attacking left-winger. Sok San's arrangement is the essence of his rectification.
The partners of Smalling and Lindelof are real wolves. Frankly speaking, they would not want to pay for them to come to Manchester City, even if only Fei Bird and Fei Bird are left in the central defender. Walker made a cameo, and he was determined not to.
The big deal is Peng Ice Cream and Eric Garcia in the upper echelon. It's not terrible to lose, but it's boring to look at each other embarrassed after playing.
Guardiola feels ashamed when he thinks of almost robbing Lindelof with Manchester United in 2017.
So this month, sports director Begiristan bit his ear and said, "Manchester United is eyeing Maguire. Should we cut him off? It's not bad money."
The old melon immediately said, "Never!"
9 games and 7 losses, 480 minutes without sports goals, in fact, the only reliable person in Manchester United is De Gea.
God knows how difficult it is for him to defend against both opponents and teammates. Thanks to De Gea's young ability to handle his temper, a human Torch like Kahn can strangle all the Manchester United back lines and hang them on the door frame to dry. .
Without De Gea, 9 games and 7 losses is not a joke, Manchester United is the scenery.
The Manchester derby is about to start. It looks like a very cultural game, because the captains of both sides are professors, Professor Zhuo and Professor Yang.
Their handshake seemed cheap. I don't know if Mr. Wenger was lurking in the stands at Old Trafford today, and then called Xiaobu, and the four professors could play mahjong.
Lord Ferguson didn't come either. He told Zhuo Yang that he had a bad heart.
Zhuo Yang said, "Come on, let me kick at ease.
The lord said: Niang Xipi, get out!
And then dropped the phone.