Chapter 1593: Multiple choice
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Gossip King
- Gao Leng De Mu Xiao Jing
- 1535 characters
- 2021-01-31 09:31:40
"If you are so interested, I'll accompany you for a few drinks." Gao Leng said, beckoning to the lady boss: "Get some more pots."
"This drink has great stamina, a few pots..."
"I drink a lot and can't get drunk." Gao Leng said confidently.
"He has a lot of alcohol." Su Su recognized this, and looked at the boss and repeated it again: "If I get drunk, you send me back to the room."
"I know." The lady boss took a cold look and smiled ambiguously.
"What's her smile? I thought I had a leg with you?" Su Su held his forehead, the wine was a little bit on his head, and his head was slightly dizzy.
"Go, you can watch a movie on the second floor, go up and drink, I haven't finished half of the movie I watched last time." Su Su stood up, Gao Leng hurriedly reached out to hold her, afraid that she would fall, but found out She walked very steadily.
"I said, the five cups are just a little drunk, and it's not up yet." Su Su sneered: "Want to take advantage of me?"
Gao Leng shrugged and followed her.
There is a wooden attic behind this small shop. The small wooden staircase that goes up seems to be some years old. It creaks and creaks when you step on it. When you reach the second floor, there is a study room full of books on one side and a small In the living room, there are projectors and sofas.
Su Su collapsed on the sofa.
This place is indeed a good place, there is such a comfortable restaurant in the noisy Paris at night.
Gao Leng also sat on the sofa.
The proprietress gently put the wine and some newly added side dishes aside, then turned on the projector, then looked at the small notebook on the side, adjusted the progress bar to a certain place, and the movie started.
"I saw this last time." The wine glass was on the side of Gao Leng, and Su Su stared at the projector, pointed his finger at his glass, and Gao Leng took it to her.
This is a romance film, and it is the kind of pure love. I looked at the texture of this scene very coldly. It can't be called pure love. In the eyes of a man, it is a demented romance.
Unexpectedly, Su Su liked watching this kind of film.
"I like to watch this kind of film, no brains, easy." Su Su seemed to see Gao Leng's doubts, and seemed to just introduce the plot to him, and said: "Look, this heroine has talked about it before, and then She was dumped, and she has developed her skills since then. It is difficult for any man to catch her. Now the male lead is also the boss. I will see how to catch her."
I don't know why women like to watch this kind of scene at a glance. If Gao Leng didn't watch it with Su Su, he would have patted his and left.
"I didn't expect the movies you like to watch are so silly and sweet." Gao Leng said.
Su Su did not answer, but smiled bitterly at the screen.
When she is in a bad mood, she likes to watch such silly and sweet movies or TV series, without having to use her brain, to relax herself briefly.
Gao Leng looked around here, in such a small space, I don't know how many sad waves Su Su has escaped here alone.
"Look, scumbag, this is the scumbag who dumped her." Su Su stretched out his finger and pointed.
Suddenly, she squinted at Gao Leng, remembering something, and said, "I'll do multiple-choice questions for you."
"Eh? Good."
"At the class reunion, your goddess was drunk, and you were responsible for sending her home. When she arrived at her house, she said drunkly, come, sleep together. What would you do?"
Su Su asked.
Gao Leng blinked.
"Remember, although she also likes you, you are not a boyfriend or girlfriend, and she said it in a drunk state, that is to say, she is not sober." Su Su emphasized, extending his hand: " Four choices, 1. Gently cover her with the quilt; 2: Go up and kiss her; 3: Touch her for a while; 4: xxoo with her."
...
Gao Leng picked up the glass and took a sip.
"Huh, you must not choose 2, 3, or 4, right? I tell you, this is the reason why this scumbag broke up with the heroine. Her ex-boyfriend chose 2, and the two of them kissed him, and now the hero Encountered the same problem, but he is a gentleman. He chose 1 and gently covered the girls with quilts without taking advantage of others."
...
Sure enough, it is a sweet, silly, white, sweet movie that is only suitable for girls...Gao Leng thought.
"You said, what would you choose?" Su Su asked, looking at Gao Leng contemptuously.
"I won't choose 2, or 3, or 4." Gao Leng said solemnly.
"Who believes it? You scumbag."
"I will not be a single choice, my choice should be 234, 44444, 444, 44321. That's it."
...
Sure enough, it was a scumbag, Su Su rolled his eyes and stretched out his hand to rub his temples.
"A man with normal hormone secretion will not just pull on the quilt, unless the man is really too embarrassed. It has nothing to do with character, it has something to do with hormones." Gao Leng analyzed one by one: "Look, men like it. Women, women like men too, women who are drunk, they say to sleep together, you guys don’t sleep together, where does this put the girl’s face? Besides, it’s meaningless, I’m afraid Isn't it a sissy? How low is the hormone secretion to just pull the quilt?"
Gao Leng shook his head speechlessly.
Women love to watch such illogical films.
"Hormon?" Gao Leng's unintentional sentence hit Su Su's sadness, and her face suddenly changed.
The movie happened to be in the bar, where a man and woman kissed.
"Yes, hormones." Gao Leng pointed to the picture: "Sometimes, hormones can determine the context of love. Did you know that many girls have better skin than usual when they are in love."
Su Su didn't speak.
This touched her knowledge blind zone, but also touched her pain points.
"Give me another cup." Su Su stretched out his hand.
"If you drink any more, you will be drunk," Gao Leng said.
"Don't be pregnant. Get drunk when you are drunk." Su Su saw the cold and motionless, and passed directly from his body, a burst of wine mixed with the scent of her hair hit his face, and the cold hormones instantly rose. .
"Oh, hello..." Su Su's hand hadn't reached the glass of wine. As soon as he tilted his body, he quickly returned to the original position after pressing his entire body on Gao Leng's body.
Only this time, Gao Leng felt the squeezing of two soft things on the back of his hand on his thigh.
The hormones rose again.
Compared with the high level of hormones on the high and cold side, Su Su had a low level of hormones. She took a half of a drink with a glass of wine, her eyes suddenly became wet, her head tilted back, her eyes closed, and her eyelashes trembled.
A line of tears suddenly shed like this.
She wiped it off quickly and drank the rest abruptly.
"What's wrong with you?" Gao Leng asked softly.
Su Su suddenly laughed, crying and laughing, feeling the wine was on her head, she turned to look at Gao Leng, and said, "I can't do artificial insemination until now. Have you ever heard that tadpoles can't tolerate it? ?"
Gao Leng is a little confused, he doesn't understand this.
But as the name suggests, you can guess what it means.
"Anyway, the doctor thinks that although my hormones are up to the standard, but...not enough energy? They can't explain it clearly, saying that I am looking for someone to fall in love and see if I can get better."
As she said, she pointed to the screen, where the male lead and the female lead flirted and kissed.
"When you fall in love, you have to fall in love with someone? I don't seem to have the ability. I have never fallen in love with someone. Thinking about it this way, maybe my hormones are indeed abnormal." Su Su shook his head with a wry smile: "The feeling of heartbeat , No, what kind of distraction on this TV, what makes you feel numb as soon as you kiss, is it true?"
She looked at Gao Leng a little drunkly and seriously.
"I have looked up a lot of information on this, and many people say that when they meet someone they love, they can feel the churn in their bodies when they kiss, is it true? I... I have difficulty even falling in love with someone... …This saliva matches saliva, what's so intriguing about it? It’s still tumbling inside..."
Gao Leng thought of Xiao Leng.
Xiao Leng said that as long as she goes out on a date with Gao Leng, she will definitely wear a pad, because as long as Gao Leng kisses her, she will be soaked.
Obviously, Su Su's hormones are far worse than Xiao Leng's.
Maybe it's not that it's too far, but it's not turned on.
As she said: If I had never seen the light...