Chapter 8:
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He is His Excellency Zhi Li
- Angelina
- 1655 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:59:25
"Don't think about boring things so seriously !!!" I couldn't calm down with this guy at all. After a long time, when Cobb came back, Zhili still stood here: "You are still thinking !!! Don't be lazy, just pick oranges."
"Do you have such a position to speak to me?" The discourse was not ironic, it was just saying the facts harmlessly, because it was even more ashamed. Chu Haoyu accidentally slipped on the branch, and the camouflage uniform was hung on the branch. The whole man hung there, hissing and screaming, "Hurry up, who will save me, it ’s going to fall, support Come, catch me. "Zhili walked over, and Chu Haoyu was in danger, but it wasn't too tall. The moment Chu Haoyu fell into a thriller, Zhili stretched out his hand, and Chu Haoyu fell to the ground without suspense, grinning with pain.
"Not caught."
"You did it on purpose, Zhili, what do you do when you stand so far away from me, you can see this kind of fool when you are playing."
"what?"
"Support!"
"what?"
It seemed that he had no intention of picking it up. Cobb took the orange thrown by Zhou Xinhe, peeled the skin carefully, and stuffed a chew in his mouth. Looking at Su Youyan thoughtfully, the thick book in her hand. I have seen it for the past few days: "You Yan, I've been curious about something." Su You Yan didn't say anything, Cobb stuffed an orange into his mouth and wrapped it in his mouth: "What do you think of the branch? ? "
Silently, seems to be looking for the right words: "My spouse is a man between 30 and 40."
"No one asked you this !!" Cobb almost got caught by Orange. This woman turned out to be an uncle! Su Youyan went on to say, "That is to say, I see you, just like a college student watching a primary school student. Do you see that primary school students have a strange impulse?" After listening to Su Youyan, Cobb was a little bit sad. Doesn't she have any masculine charm in her eyes? This is simply the biggest insult to a man. Zhili catches the topic out of thin air: "I didn't think I had grown to this point."
"This is just a metaphor !!" Cobb reminded the manager.
9. In progress (below)
In a flash, this youthful military training was also coming to an end. When the instructor blew the dissolution whistle, everyone was crying and cheering. After all, I have lived in this place where the birds do n’t for a whole week. There is no internet, and the mobile phone signal is only occasionally received a weak frame. I am also tormented by the devil every day, just like living in purgatory, but the pain is compared. It will be obvious that for Cobb, staying in the metamorphosis group for a full week is nothing compared to military training.
The last dinner was as rich as the first day. The reason for the camping food would only be getting scarce. Cobb jumped with his right eye and hurriedly counted the number of people. They all seemed to be still alive. In other words, Cobb's heart is also poisonous, and he can imagine the meat in the pot as his own team member. But this shouldn't blame Cobb's nervous breakdown. He was a little prestigious when he became the team leader, and slowly realized that wearing the title of the group leader is a bit more like wearing a bomb, and it is not like saying it is awful. Wearing shit. The group members did bad things easily and happily. They were scolded by the instructor. Every day, I was afraid that Ying Xiujie would go to another group to rob him; Chu Haoyu pitted and cheated good women; Zhou Xinhe's set of knives disappeared from time to time and appeared with blood; Su Youyan was ready to leave the team and walk back to buy books after reading Posture, we must always pay attention to the development of public funds and support. All of this made Cobb anxious, which made him extremely cold.
"It's fragrant, where does this meat come from?" Cobb asked Zhou Xinhe.
Zhou Xinhe showed a little dimple and looked a little shy: "It looks like a pheasant in the mountain. I just ran up to me when I was cooking."
"The luck of our team is really good. You call Xiu Jie to help you kill it." This picture of killing chickens, let alone girls, will be scared by some boys. Zhou Xinhe shook his head, his innocent and lovely face: "Why Xiu Jie's help? Is n’t killing a chicken just grabbing your head and cutting a knife into the throat, and then plucking the hair out in hot water? I never do this It ’s all by myself, but the blood spilled on me and caused me to change clothes again.
Cobb cold sweat DC, thought Zhou Xinhe was the most normal, this kind of attitude does not change the color, where is the shy Zhou Xinhe! !! As long as it involves cooking, will you even forget your character?
When everyone was eating hotly, members of the other group hurriedly rushed: "It's not good, the chickens raised by the farmers in the mountains were stolen. The instructor asked everyone to help find them. Did you see them?"
Tong Chu Haoyu and Ying Xiujie both bite a chicken leg and shook their heads: "I didn't see it." Until they left, Cobb yelled at the two of them: "No, what's in your mouth?"
"Fuss."
"Steal the chicken and touch the dog !!!" Is the idiom duel?
"We only stole chickens, not dogs."
"Admit it, if the instructor knows that I will be scolded to death again, supportive, shouldn't I let you take a good look at them?"
"what?"
"Don't shirk responsibility."
"what?"
It didn't take long before the two men ran back again: "It's okay, the old man just found out that there is money in the chicken cage, enough to buy ten chickens, and he said cheerfully to the instructor and went back." Later, Cobb pointed to the manager again: "I let you look at them means to stop them without committing a crime, not to have committed a crime to help the aftermath!"
Ying Xiujie and Chu Haoyu made a military salute respectfully: "Thank you, Chief!" The collective was rude to Cobb, and after eating, Chu Haoyu proposed: "Last day, how about, go swimming in the stream? . "
"The instructor said, for safety's sake, don't let the water, can you think that I would jump into the water like a fool and splash water with you, and then ah ha ha ha ~~ ha ha ha ha chase me, ah ha ha ha ~~ water Good ice, don't splash me, ah ha ha ha ~~ I want to fight back, stop dreaming. "
"Group leader, your description is more abnormal than us."
"I, I didn't bring a bathing suit, so the water was not so good." Zhou Xinhe said, Chu Haoyu took off his hair in an instant: "What swimsuits do you need, let's take a naked bath together." Run up in the sunset and jump into the stream. Xin He, young words, I really want to apologize for pulling you into this group. Ying Xiujie still had some shame to know to wear a pair of underwear: "Shenlong swings his tail." You don't have to think about swimming when you swim, and the public servant just pulled up his trousers and entered the shallow water: "Is the Lord Zhili coming? Water? It's cold. "
Cobb stood behind the supporter, with a sinister face, stretched out his hands and pushed the supporter into the water. The supporter stood up from the water, and the water dropped along the hairline between his foreheads, and raised his head: "You What the are you doing? "Cobb's face was pale, and when did he know that he had unknowingly turned black, completely ignorant! The manager caught Cobb too late, and threw him directly into the water like a trash. Anxiously looked at Zhou Xinhe who was afraid to pack his clothes on the shore and walked forward, kicking Zhou Xinhe squatting there without mercy: "Don't give me a crooked one, go on." Zhou Xinhe screamed Gorgeous falling into the water.
"Young words, fan wind."
Su Youyan walked to the shore branch from a distance, and was preparing to take the paper fan, and the branch reached out and shoved, "Do you really think I call you fan? Go on." Su Youyan fell silently into the water and did not change complexion.
This, this, is this still personal, and treated two women rudely at the same time! Zhili slowly walked into the water and stared at Cobb. Cobb struggled to travel abroad and extended a hand for help to Ying Xiujie and Chu Haoyu: "Quickly save your team leader."
"Don't come here, you bomb, don't come here, lead the branch elsewhere."
"..."
I may be too tired to play, everyone falls asleep early. Cobb hugged and changed his clothes, preparing to take a bath in the stream at the end, it was a memorial. Undressed and walked into the water to find a comfortable place to rest his head on the stone.
"I can almost guess you're here too," Cobb said to the branch manager without surprise, because the weather was extremely hot tonight, and it was the coolest place. Cobb looked at the moon hanging in the pale night sky: "A group of people who have a hard time making friends are not so bad. In other words, we haven't stayed together like this for many years."
"What are you lamenting like a middle-aged uncle."
"I heard that in ancient times, a man saw a woman's bare arms. If a woman commits suicide, she must marry that man. If I was a woman in ancient times, and now you see so much, you must marry How many times do I. "Cobb joked.