Vol 2 Chapter 1101: Le Ji is sad
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Heaven Extinction Martial Emperor
- Heavenly Tyrant Lord / 苍天霸主
- 1264 characters
- 2021-01-30 05:37:38
Xia Qingchen slightly nodded: "Well! As far as I know, there are only a handful of scaly birds, and every one is a big monster. This time you did pick up the baby."
"Wow quack!" Qiu Qiu flapped his wings in excitement: "I knew that I was an unbeatable dog! Wow Kaka Kaka..."
Lian Xing listened to his ears and felt even more grieved, holding Xia Qingchen's grievous tears straight: "Woo, I'm really overtaken by the dead dog!"
Xia Qingchen touched her head and said helplessly: "The word fortune can not be forced, you can only pray, and in the future you will be able to meet with you."
Lian Xing nodded obediently. She just asked for comfort, not wanting to put extra pressure on Xia Qingchen.
She turned her head and hummed: "Dead dog, don't be proud! I'm an ethereal body. If I encounter a big chance, it must be better than you!"
"Hey! Then I'm waiting!" Qiu Qiu raised the dog's neck high, his back trembling, and a pair of wings slowly converged into the dog's hair. From the outside, he couldn't see anything strange.
It happily jumped out of the house and laughed and said: "Master Chen, I have invited a few in the east of the city today. I will go to the appointment."
As a flying dog, Qiu Qiu will inevitably show off his wings.
It has been imagined that when a group of female dogs flew into the sky, they screamed and worshiped the little eyes!
It's just that, at the moment when the wings are retracted, the change is steep.
Qiu Qiu irresistibly released a loud and smelly fart, a faint yellow gas visible to the naked eye, rushing out of his body.
In an instant, the small dense room was filled with odor!
Wow--
Somehow, just smelling it, Lian Xing was smoked and vomited, and her eyes were dizzy, feeling that the world was spinning.
Then the heel fell unsteadily, but fortunately Xia Qingchen hugged it.
He held his breath, rolled his sleeves, rolled out the airflow in the house from the hole in the roof, and opened the door in time to introduce fresh air.
Lian Xing was lying weak in Xia Qingchen's arms, his face pale and breathless, making it difficult to open his eyes: "Xia Lang... what's wrong with me... why is it so uncomfortable..."
Xia Qingchen looked calm: "That's because you are poisoned."
He took out half a bottle of replenishing potions and fed her to take it, so as to relieve the symptoms of Lianxing's dizziness, but his body was still weak and unable to lean on Xia Qingchen's arms.
"Poisoning?" Lian Xing stunned. "But I just smelled Qiu Qiufang's fart!"
Xia Qingchen stared at a dog face that was overwhelmed with hatred, and said, "It seems that I have also looked away!"
"Qiu Qiu, stretch out your wings and then withdraw again." Xia Qingchen said.
Qiu Qiu also felt a little bad, and according to Xia Qingchen's instructions, he spread his wings and then closed it again.
Just at the moment of closing, it released a thunderous fart uncontrollably, and the dim gas rolled out, pervading all around.
Xia Qingchen was already prepared to roll them out of the chamber.
At this time, Lian Xing's eyes widened completely, and Qiu Qiu also froze, stuttering: "Master Chen, what's wrong with me?"
Xia Qingchen showed a trace of pity, comfortingly touching his dog's head: "Chou Qiu, in addition to inheriting the monster's flying ability, you also inherited it's highly toxic."
"It's just that its poison may be sprayed through your mouth. You can only hurt the enemy by releasing the fart to expel the poison."
"Besides, because of the uncertainty of the change, you fart and connect your wings together. As long as you close your wings, you must release farts that contain poisonous poison, so you must use your wings carefully in the future."
Lian Xing listened and couldn't help but laugh: "Ha ha ha ha! Farting dog! I laughed! You are not asking Chengdong's bitches? Come on, show your wings by the way?"
"But you remember, stay away from them when you close your wings, otherwise a stinky pet would kill them all!" Lian Xing burst into tears with a smile, and the jealousy in her heart finally subsided.
Qiu Qiu's face was black, and the seven-sense level of Lian Xing was starved by its stupid fart. How many must not be killed by poison directly?
"Master Ye, tell me this is not true." Qiu Qiu's dog face was full of hope.
Today, if anyone can rescue it, then only Xia Qingchen.
Xia Qingchen squatted down and touched its dog's head: "Chou Qiu, life is always full of regrets, and it has been difficult to complete since ancient times! You should also learn to choose! For those bitches, for yourself, forget them!"
The implication is that he is helpless.
"Is it really impossible to change? You are so magical and you will be able to get rid of this shortcoming." Qiu Qiu is unimaginable. Whenever he swoops up in the sky with heroic vigor, he will release a poison when he falls in the limelight Turn the whole stinky fart.
Thinking of this, it would have no love at all.
Xia Qingchen regretted: "What's changed is just like nature! Do you think you can change the nature of eating feces?"
Qiu Qiu shook his head decisively: "No!"
How can a dog not eat dung? In that case, it is too unreasonable.
"That's not it?" Xia Qingchen said helplessly: "You can only be cautious in the future, so as not to hurt people around you."
Wen Yan, Qiu Qiu Yang Tian mourning, dog tears in length and breadth: "Hua Hua, Meng Meng, Cui Cui, Ying Ying, Yuan Yuan, Fang Fang, Xue Xue, Rou Rou... Goodbye, my favorite bitches, goodbye, my love!"
"Woo woo woo..." Then, Qiu Qiu lay on the ground and cried.
Xia Qingchen's brains were violently twitching, and it was only a few days since he came to southern Xinjiang. Did he hook up so many bitches?
This dead dog!
"Chou Qiu, you are so pitiful." Lian Xing touched its head: "You can't use yours in the future, which is faster than lightning, lighter than feathers, less labor than ninja, easier than Yujian, and easier than walking It’s comfortable, with wings more powerful than the cloak!"
With that said, she twisted Qiu Qiu's belly fiercely, so that Qiu Qiu was so painful that she yelled: "Wow! Stinky girl, you are not a person, I am bullying me so miserably! Aunt Unbearable! "
It wiped away tears, jumped and bite at Lian Xing. The latter showed a little more, covered her mouth and ran: "Come! Follow me!"
After a long time of smoking, Lian Xing ran to Bai Xiaozhu's room and dragged him to Tiannan City to continue searching for precious resources.
They ran out with a grin, but they didn't know that outside the city's main palace, a monster carriage chased them without knowing it.
"Young Master, do you really want to do this?" asked the middle-aged man with a wolf tattoo on his forehead in the carriage.
There were several other masked men in the car, with tattoos all over their foreheads, but with different patterns.
In front of them, it was not Wu Ren, but Wu Yan who had a rotten face.
"Don't you dare?" Wu Yan asked rhetorically.
The middle-aged middle-aged wolf-head tattoo disagreed: "Don't you dare? We have been fighting home and looting at the border in recent years, whose caravan hasn't been robbed? What's the arrest of a few people? The subordinates are just worried, will it be a problem to hide from the owner?"
Wu Yan's ugly face twitched: "You don't say, who knows?"
The middle-aged wolf-head tattoos thought for a moment and said, "Okay, just follow the lesson!"