Chapter 103: The vernacular fairy banquet is crying
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Heaven Official’s Blessing
- Mò Xiāng Tóngxiù
- 2140 characters
- 2021-02-04 09:15:42
Thank you, "How?"
Mingyi’s
squeaky
voice, face down, fell on the stage, seems to have lost consciousness.
On the other side, Shi Qingxuan was silent, and shed two lines of tears.
"..."
Xie pity hesitated: "Two adults, in the end, can you cheer up and comment on words?"
Shi Qingxuan returned to God, wiped a tear, grabbed his hand, and gripped it with force, confused and authentic: "...His Royal Highness."
Thanks for holding his hand back and said: "What?"
Shi Qingxuan has a big tongue, can't speak, half awkward, tears down to push the instrument, said: "Ming brother... Ming brother! Ming brother, what are you doing, cheer up, you wake up!"
Ming Yi was still motionless on the table. Shi Qingxuan has always been unable to bear the reaction of others not to give himself up, and the more he pushed, the more he finally stopped holding the other side. Thanks for the pity, I couldn’t help but reminded me: "If you are a wind master, you should put down the broom first, and have something to say."
Shi Qing Xuan squatted on the broom and turned back to the loud voice: "Ah? What did you say to your Highness Prince? I can't hear it!"
Reluctantly, he shouted at his ear: "The wind master! You are not a master in the hands of the land master, the land master is here, here!"
At this time, Mingyi suddenly sat up. He actually recovered the male phase in an instant, his face was blue, and his face was a sentence: "I have a devil. Help me to get rid of it."
A spoonful of cockroaches can actually eat the devil, thank you for being shocked, and said: "...no..."
Shi Qingxuan pointed to Mingyi, and his eyes narrowed and said: "Slow, you! What kind of enchanting do you dare to play in front of the wind teacher? Ming brother, let me cover you, let us take him together first. "When I grabbed the broom with one hand, I took out the fan of the wind in one hand." The fan went down, and the entire roof must have flown right away. Xie pity quickly went up to hug him and said: "Do not make it impossible. You two adults, you are all awake!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha..."
Grace shouted and laughed outside the door, shouting: "Live it! Dog officer! Ascend to heaven! Happy! Detox!"
The two gods in the house are squatting, and there are more than one. Huacheng hugged his arm against the wall, thanked him for seeing him, and then looked at the wind and the division, who was curled up on the ground, whispered: "Is it water or less? How can it react? Still big?"
Huacheng raised his eyebrows: "I feel very good. It is a question of their taste. There are often things."
Xie Pity has never thought about what it is to eat on weekdays, what the priests eat on weekdays. In contrast, the gaps and stimuli felt by the priests are greater, and the response is naturally more intense. Of course, he didn't even think about it. After the pot had passed the hand of Huacheng, there was nothing more.
Under depression and guilt, he gave Shi Qingxuan and Ming Yi a full seven or eight bowls of water, and the two priests only woke up. Although it is still graceful, the face is blue and the eyes are straight, but the mind is clear and the teeth are clear. The only minor problem is that Shi Qingxuan still can't stop tears. When he talks, he bites his tongue from time to time, but it doesn't matter.
After a time, the four people finally sat down neatly around the table.
Mingyi still squats on the table with his face down, motionless, like a dead body. Thanks to the righteousness: "The wind master, you only said that there are important things to ask me for help, what is it?"
The face-changing teacher Qing Xuan lost a sound-insulating spell on the door to ensure that the outside person could not hear it. He was dumb and said: "...this is the case. Keke, cough and cough. Your Royal Highness is hidden in the city. I have practiced for eight hundred years in the world. I have seen a lot more. Should I have met a lot of demons and ghosts?"
Thanks for holding his hands, said: "I have encountered some."
Shi Qingxuan: "I want to ask, do you... Have you ever met the ‘white vernacular immortal?’
Thanks for your pity, said: "The wedding banquet is crying, the vernacular immortal?"
Shi Qingxuan lowered his voice and said: "Exactly!"
Suddenly, thankful and pity felt a horrible sigh, and a sigh of cold air slid up the back.
At the same time, it seems that someone is in his ear, whispering softly, while holding a very strange little tune.
The little Bodhisattva, which had leaked into the sun from the window and the hole, was warm and bright. I don’t know when it was dimmed, as if it was shrouded in a huge shadow. And the limbs of thankfulness are getting colder and colder, like cold.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Thanks for the pity, I felt that it was necessary to say it straight away. "I want to ask... who is laughing? Who is singing? Who is blowing air in my back? Who made the house so dark?"
Shi Qingxuan wiped his tears and said: "Oh, it's all me. It's a little spell that I applied, don't care, just to have a more atmosphere."
For the other three people on the Taiwan side are speechless. Half a sigh, thank you for help, but helplessly: "...the wind master, or else, this cold wind or not blow it, this weather, everyone is not wearing much. And in fact, the atmosphere is good, you manually Adding cold air, with music... but it’s all gone."
Shi Qingxuan: "Ah? Is that true?" So he waved his hand and removed the cold wind that slumbered behind the four people. "But the room is still so dark, I have a candle, I feel more." I really took out a candle and clicked on it. The faint fire illuminates two white faces and two white faces with green eyes. It is very atmospheric and very sensational. I am afraid that the look outside the house will scare the ghosts.
The rest of the three did not want to say anything, and Huacheng continued to lean back, and Mingyi remained quite dead. Thank you for your pity, and said, "Go ahead...what have you said? The vernacular immortal. You said it was a bad idea, and when you talk about the vernacular immortals, I haven’t reacted yet."
Shi Qingxuan was shocked: "You are so courageous under Prince Edward, it is not so good!"
The vernacular immortal, although known as the "Imperial Man", but everyone called it "Imperial Man", but it means meaning, leaving a face, afraid of being ugly, and if it is known by it, it will come to you to look good. In fact, everyone can't wait to lick it, and the more difficult it is, the harder it is to listen. Because it is really abominable.
Yes, the usual demon ghosts, at most terrible, but it is "detestable." Because, it is most like to suddenly pop up a cold water when a person is happy. Imagine that there is a couple who are married, there is such a thing appearing at the wedding banquet, drinking the wine of others, suddenly said: "If you don't take long, you will be separated!" Or, whoever is raised, it suddenly Come out, in the congratulations of everyone, "You can't go to prison in a few years!"
If it is wrapped around a person, it will follow the pattern, tightly bound, and constantly send a completely opposite curse when the happy event comes. It can be imagined how bad it is. Especially those who are very afraid of bad signs, when they encounter this thing, they are dead. No one wants to be entangled in such things, but if they meet, they can only admit that they are unlucky, because no one has figured out how it is picking people.
It seems that Qing Xuan is very jealous of this thing, but she does not care about it, saying: "Nothing. There is nothing to be afraid of this thing."
To be precise, this thing is afraid of him. Shi Qingxuan came to the spirit and said: "It seems that you have met the Royal Highness Prince? Is it possible that this kind of thing can be completely obliterated?"
Indulge in a moment, thanked the pity: "I did encounter two years ago many years ago, and then they have not appeared again, I do not know whether it is completely obliterated, but in my experience, it is not too difficult to deal with.
Shi Qingxuan said with great joy: "Two? Both have been dealt with by you?! Then I am really looking for the right person! What is the situation?"
Thanks to pity, the first is just like this: Many years ago, Xie pity passed a small town, and a wealthy businessman sent his daughter to the Imperial City to study. Because he felt that his daughter was arrogant, he made a big fanfare and made a big splash. Who knows, music is very sad, and on the banquet, suddenly there is a voice saying: "Your daughter will roll over on the road and fall to the cliff!"
The rich businessman violently thundered on the spot, and he had to hold on to the person who spoke, but when the man finished speaking, he sneaked under the table, and he disappeared out of nowhere.
Everyone is scared now. Just, thank you for the day when the house was smashed and smashed, and left some leftovers. I was about to take it back. I heard about it and knew what was being recruited. I said that I don’t have to worry about the rich businessman. He asked the rich businessman to hire more than 20 guards, plus himself, all the way to the lady safely sent to the imperial city, waiting for the lady to wait for a while. A month later, the lady got the first place in a performance match and the opportunity came.
That night, everyone was banqueting for a lady at a restaurant in the Imperial City. Sure enough, another voice said in the crowd: "You will be..."
Upon hearing this, Shimi immediately seized the thing hidden in the crowd, licking its throat and not letting it say the sentence. Immediately locked with its body shape, a beat, and then asked someone to get a carriage, carrying it on the cliff, rushing to a corner, cut the reins, let the car fall to the cliff, It should have its own curse to others.
The other three said: "That's it?"
Thanks to pity: "That's it. Deal with the bad... Well, the vernacular fairy. There are three ways to deal with the vernacular fairy: First, don't let it open, and it will fall off before it opens. This defense can't be prevented for a while. For the first time, it is impossible to prevent.
"Second, if it is open, don't let the object cursed by it hear it. Anyone who hears cursing himself when he is happy will inevitably give birth to a hint of fear, and this thing is to feed on this fear. The more you are afraid, the more happy you are, and if you are really scared by it, as it is said, the mana in your hands will advance by leaps and bounds. But unless it is a blind man, I will hear it one day. In fact, even the blind man can't escape, because someone has pierced his own ears to escape this thing, but it is useless.
"And, conversely, if you curse no matter how it is, how can you pour cold water, you will ignore it, it will take you helpless. So, the most effective is the third way: let yourself have a lot of fun, don't put it at all In it, it is said to be good, not to say it, all of them have been forgotten. Let yourself become stronger and stronger, and do not follow the tragic future that it gives you the default. So, in the end, it will not get from you. When it comes to pleasure, most of it will go away. Of course, it may be just a temporary lurking, waiting for the next chance to enter."
Although this third method is the most effective, it is also the most difficult to do. After all, who in the world can really be as good as a stone, can not afford a trace? Shi Qingxuan listened, and the more frowning he was, he said: "What about the second time? Are you solving this the second time?"
Thanks: "The second time, for others, it may not be useful. After all, the situation is special."
"How is a special law?"
Thanks to pity: "It is looking for me."