Chapter 898: Crashed the crab

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Lu Hai quickly made a look at the opposite of the ancients. The ancients were also clever people. They said with a smile: "Lu Shao, I personally like the song "Because of you". I don't know if Lu Shao is like me?

"Hey! Don't you say that we are good brothers, Gu, you are very tasteful, and I also like "because you"."
Lu Hai’s heart was relieved, and the scorpion was finally round.
Zhang Keke did not move, and continued to say: "You used to like "Because of you", then you sing two sentences, I listen!"
Lu Hai was fascinated by his intelligence and intelligence, his face suddenly froze, and then he turned his eyes to the ancients.
This time, the ancients are also awkward. He can remember that the title of "Because of you" is already very rare. Let him sing this song? What international jokes are open.
"Hey! I still don't sing, I don't have five notes, my voice doesn't work, I want to sing for life..." Lu Hai found an excuse to lie.
Gu Zong and Guo Tao wiped the cold sweat on their foreheads. How do you feel that this meal has not been opened yet is thrilling.
"Singing people who are ugly are all ugly!" Zhang Keke said casually.
"Cocoa beauty, can't say that, this is not absolute."
"Then you sing ugly, not long and ugly, this is absolutely!" Zhang Keke looked at the land and sea with a slap in the face.
Lu Hai’s heart is a bit uncomfortable, but he can’t express it:
I’m not ugly in my long time? In fact, many people praise me handsomely.

"Is there anyone who praises you handsomely? Are you blind? You are ugly, and your voice is not good, don't sit next to me, I will abandon you!"
Zhang Keke is such a big character. When she looks at a person who is unhappy, she absolutely has to say it, otherwise Zhang Keke is uncomfortable. He would rather be uncomfortable than others, and don’t feel uncomfortable...
Lu Haizui’s mouth twitched. He suddenly found himself igniting the wrong object, and the atmosphere became a bit awkward. Fortunately, Ma Xinxin would rush in.
"Not good, Zheng Shuai is gone!"
Ma Xinxin just knocked on the door for half a day, that is, no one opened the door, and Qin Feng’s phone was shut down. Ma Xinxin began to worry about Qin Feng.
"What? Nothing? Why didn't you disappear?" Gu always jumped up. He was worried about Qin Feng than others.
"Xin Xin, you said the specific point, what is going on?" Rao Shiman also stood up, and some worried about Ma Xinxin.
"I knocked on Zheng Shuai's door in front of me, but no one opened it. Later, I still shut down my mobile phone. Isn't that something going on?"
When I learned that Zheng Shuai had lost contact, everyone stood up. Only Zhang Keke continued to sit in a chair and squatted with a big crab. While he was squatting, he said, "An Anan! The ugly man looks at it." Deadly, it is definitely a deliberate shutdown to pick up a girl... Again, he is so ugly, the trafficker will not kidnap him, and he will not be able to sell it."
Zhang Keke said it, everyone took a black line, this woman looked cute and pure, how is the mouth so poisonous?
Qin Feng has already taken the ferry to Hong Kong. When he just sat down, he kept sneezing. This is someone who is screaming at his back...
"Coughing... Cocoa also makes sense. I think we should sit and wait a bit, maybe Zheng Shuai will be back soon."
The ancients always came back and began to persuade everyone to sit down.
Tonight, the ancients always put this dinner, and also specially invited Lu Hai, in order to suppress Zheng Shuai, scared Zheng Shuai no longer dare to step into Hong Kong half a step. Now that Zheng Shuai has not come, Gu always has to be depressed, and he can only drag on as much as possible.
Lu Hai and Ling sister have already sat down, but Rausman and Ma Xinxin still have some concerns.
Lu Hai quickly said and said: "Shiman beauty, sit down, don't be polite to me, everyone is tonight, you must eat and have fun... and Xinxin beauty, you are also sitting down, Zheng A handsome person can't lose it."
Zheng Shuai did not come, Lu Hai was very happy, and he went to teach Zheng Shuai in this province.
Everyone urged Ma Xinxin to be seated. She was embarrassed to stand alone, and she sat down with Ling.
Seeing the beautiful women are seated, Lu Hai can't wait, pick up the glass and laugh at the three women of Ma Xinxin: "Come on! I have a cup of three beautiful women, I can recognize a beautiful girl like you, that is mine. Honored!"
Gu Zhe and Guo Tao still want to delay the opening of the seats, but the land and sea are not eager to do so, and the two are not good at sweeping the interest of the land.
Several people stood up, and Zhang Keke was like someone from another world, sitting there and continuing to eat himself. I saw Zhang Keke's poisonous tongue, and no one dared to provoke her at random. I simply ignored her.
"Lu Shao, I use the tea to replace the wine!" Rao Shiman took a sip of the teacup.
Lu Hai picked up his eyebrows and said some unwillingly: "Miss Shiman, you are not enough. I am your fan. You can drink a glass of wine from the heart. How can you replace it with tea?"
Rao Shiman’s eyes flashed a bit impatient, and the voice said with a strong voice:
Lu Shao, I have never been drinking, I hope you can understand.

After Rao Shiman finished, she sat directly back. She had already seen the intention of Lu Hai. These men were not well-intentioned.
Ma Xinxin also drank the tea, and sat back after drinking. This time Lu Haizhen was broken, and he quickly gave Gu Gu a look.
"Oh! Lu Shao, come, I will respect you!" Gu always quickly picked up the glass round.
Guo Tao also echoed the road: "Lu Shao, the small also respects you, but also hopes to take care of Lu Shao."
The three men had a cup and the picture was sad.
After drinking the wine, all three people sat back, and Lu Hai’s just fell off the chair, and suddenly a strange scream jumped up.
"Hey! What's the special thing? Killed Laozi..."
"Lu Shao, are you okay?"
"Lu Shao brother, what's wrong with you?"
Guo Tao and the ancients were shocked and stood up. Ma Xinxin and the three women were also curious to see Lu Hai. In the chair of Lu Hai, a hairy crab was placed. Lu Hai’s went down and the hairy crabs were flat. Then, even the crab yellow is sitting on the ass.
Ma Xinxin couldn't help but laugh out. Gu Zong and Guo Tao's mouth were twitching. Everyone didn't have to guess that this was Zhang Keke's work. Only the woman could do such a wicked thing...
"Zhang Keke... you, you are sick!"
Lu Hai’s sitting is really miserable. There will be a crab pliers on the white trousers. The crab yellow dyed his white trousers. It feels like pulling, and everyone watching it is disgusting.
Lu Hai was completely angry, and he didn’t care if he didn’t pick up the girl, pointing to Zhang Keke’s swearing.
"Lu Shao, cocoa is too heavy to play, I can apologize to you for doing something wrong, but please don't marry her, scare cocoa..."
Rao Shiman screamed and stood up. Ling sister quickly ran to Zhang Keke to protect the cocoa, fearing that Lu Hai would do the same.
"Is it too heavy? I think she is deliberate... You said that I scared her? She is scared to death!"
Lu Hai’s heart was dying, and he bullied Zhang Keke, knowing that he was the victim.
Rao Shiman opened his mouth and wanted to help Zhang Keke say a few more words. After thinking for a long time, he couldn’t say it. Lu Hai seems to be a victim.
The atmosphere has become very weird!
Lu Haiqi screamed at Zhang Keke, a pair of hateful Zhang Keke corpse corpse.
Gu and Guo Tao stood on one side but didn't talk because they kept holding their smiles, and they couldn't help but laugh out loud when they opened their mouths.
Ma Xinxin and Ling sister were speechless to Zhang Keke. Rao Shiman did not know what to say. At this time, Zhang Keke finally put down the food in his hand and screamed at the land.
As soon as she spoke, everyone almost fainted.
"Ah... my little yellow crab, you are so badly dead, this actually took your yellow out of your ass, you will accompany my little yellow crab, or the little yellow crab will kill the ghost. your!"
Everyone has been unable to vomit, and the sea and the sea are dizzy, and Zhang Keke said: "What kind of nerves do you have? This crab is cooked when it is delivered, and you secretly put the crab on my chair. Laozi hasn’t settled with you yet... I’m in Hong Kong, no one dares to offend Laozi!

Zhang Keke pouted and was a little angry: "You are nonsense, the little yellow crab is alive, it just climbs into your chair and you just cruelly kill it..."
Lu Hai felt that he had no way to communicate with Zhang Keke normally. He looked at Rao Shiman with a cold face: "You say, what should I do? I am angry now, the consequences are very serious!"
The atmosphere instantly cooled down, and when the land and sea started the fire, it was still very strong.
"Cough! Shiman, you can help Cocoa to say a few good words, or to respect the land and three cups... This is indeed the cocoa to do wrong, what is not good to play? If you want to play with crabs, this is the poke of Lu Shao’s ass. It hurts, and the image is ruined..."
The ancient general has stood up and began to persuade Rasman.
Rausman was almost mad at Zhang Keke. This girl started to play with her temper, and every time she had to slap her ass.
"Lu Shao, cocoa childlike, often do some weird things, I believe she is not malicious, I respected a cup, I hope you don't see it!"
Rausman has never been drinking, but when something like this happened, she had to pick up a glass to help Zhang Keke plead.
Lu Hai still has a face, but his heart is a little excited.
Because this incident allows the beautiful girl to drink alcohol to pay for the crime, it is a combination of Lu Hai's mind, wait until the second woman drunk, tonight to clean up in bed, especially Zhang Keke, Lu Hai want to get her ten times... ...
"Oh... I see it on the face of the ancients. You can put a horse tonight, but you and Zhang Keke each have to respect me three cups, or you can't talk about it!" Lu Hai said strongly.
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