Vol 3 Chapter 2706: Acute gastroenteritis

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After this battle, Zhang Hao was afraid that it had cast a shadow on the crayfish, so he would not dare to easily pull Yifeng and the others to eat supper.
"Sister, you are really naughty." Seeing Yi Feng's mouth keep rising with a smile, Yi Long must be thinking about Zhang Hao's embarrassed appearance.
"Brother, I think it's great to have a friend like Zhang Hao, regardless of whether he is happy or sad. As long as he is teased, he will be in a good mood. I will find a reason and give him ten times the money." Yi Feng smiled and vomited. Tongue out.
Yi Long and Yi Feng asked Lin Jiujiu to help them sign up for the "mystery guest" webmaster exam. Originally, Lin Jiujiu wanted to take them to buy some test materials, but Yi Long and Yi Feng both refused.
Today's webmasters need to do 80 test papers. These 80 test papers must reach 95 points or more before they are eligible to enter the final interview.
For the average person, the degree of difficulty is still very high.
So although the webmaster has been recruiting for a while, none of them can pass the exam.
Mystery’s website administrator’s assessment method is also unique. It does not require applicants to participate in the on-site examination. He will send the examination questions to the applicant’s account at a fixed time. Once the webpage is opened, the assessment will start automatically.
The assessment time is limited, and there is no time to check the information, so I can only rely on my first reaction.
Most of the test papers are basic network knowledge assessment, as well as the design and management of the network system. These things are a piece of cake for Yi Long and Yi Feng. They select the answers quickly, and they are displayed when they are submitted. All full marks.
The last few test papers assess the maintenance knowledge of computer hardware and software, as well as some programming, how to break through the firewall, and there are occasional problems with high difficulty coefficients. Yi Long and Yi Feng also solved it easily. .
Soon, the 80th test paper was finished. Yi Long and Yi Feng's scores were 80 100 points. Net o
Looking at their achievements, Lin Jiujiu couldn't help but praise, "You two are really godlike existences."
The first eighty levels have been passed, and the interview is just about the last one. I don’t know what the interviewer will think after seeing the two kids opposite.
Mystery website has never followed the routine, and their interview link does not require applicants to go for an on-site interview. He chose an online interview.
Of course, Yi Long and Yi Feng can't see the person opposite the camera. The examiner could see the faces of Yi Long and Yi Feng. When he saw the two immature faces, he was shocked.
This is how the two people who just got full marks are so big
With a little suspicion, he began to ask questions.
As a senior webmaster of Mystery.com, he mentioned some relatively difficult problems he encountered before. Unexpectedly, Yi Long and Yi Feng came up with perfect solutions quickly. He even felt that their solutions were more The plan that I can give should be improved.
Soon, the last interview was over, and the interviewer announced on the spot that they had passed the assessment and soon they would have the authority of the website administrator.
As for the signing of the contract, he will express it as soon as possible, and it will take effect when they sign their names. They are the official network administrators of the Mystery website.
Yi Feng thought that as long as they had this permission, they would be able to find the id that looked for Qin Sihai, and Qin Sihai's affairs would
Some new clues.
After the match between the two of them, they received a call from Zhang Hao. On the other end of the phone, he yelled, "It hurts, it hurts."
The corners of Yi Long's mouth rose slightly, Zhang Hao, what happened again.
"Yi Long, Yi Feng, I'm in the hospital, acute gastroenteritis, that crayfish is poisonous, oh my god, it kills me, my chrysanthemum hurts"
As Zhang Hao said, he seemed to be unable to hold it back, and ran to diarrhea.
After hanging up the phone, Yi Feng asked her brother curiously, "We have eaten so much, but nothing happened. He only ate a few, so why did it become like this?"
"He must have sneaked back to eat later. o" Yi Long looked at the phone and said meaningfully, and Zhang Hao's text message on the phone was sent with a beep.
"I'm in the Shengli Hospital, come and see me, or I won't be stunned"
Yi Long showed the text message to Yi Feng. The two laughed a lot, bought something, and went to see Zhang Hao in Shengli Hospital.
On the hospital bed, Zhang Hao was crying like a pig, and he refused to draw blood from the nurse. "I'm just having diarrhea. You have a needle on the left and a needle on the right, and you will drain my blood."
The nurse reluctantly explained to him, "The blood test is to see if you have a bacterial infection. Only when the cause of the disease is determined can the right medicine be prescribed."
Zhang Hao originally wanted to continue struggling, but after a few seconds he arrived in the figure of Yi Long and Yi Feng. He immediately sat with his legs crossed, his sleeves were pulled up, and his arms stretched out, "pump, just puff, I have blood. "
Seeing how this person was so different, the nurse wondered if he was schizophrenic. It seemed that she had to report his condition to the psychiatric department for a while.
Yi Feng smiled and walked forward, "Brother Zhang Hao, you are so brave, you are not afraid to draw blood, you are really my idol"
Zhang Hao guessed that Yi Feng must have seen him just now, so he said that on purpose. Although he is a tall man, he is most afraid of drawing blood since he was a child, because he has an unforgettable shadow.
"Did you eat crayfish again later." Yi Long hit the nail on the head, and there was no other nonsense when he entered the ward, so he directly asked his doubts.
Zhang Hao didn't expect Yi Long to guess the matter so quickly. It seems that there is nothing to hide from him. "After I separated from you that day, I was full of crayfish in my head, so I went back and ordered 5 Jin. I left it in the refrigerator when I went home and couldn't finish it. I was reluctant to throw it away, and ate it the next day, and then the food was poisoned."
"Tsk tsk, the end of eating alone, the crayfish itself grows in the smelly ditch, it is not very clean, people with bad stomachs should eat it carefully, you actually ate the crayfish overnight, can you not diarrhea?"
Zhang Hao was a bit wronged, "Did you not eat more"
"That's because I have a good body." After Yi Feng finished speaking, he took a posture to show off his muscles. Both her and her brother were of very good physical fitness. Such a little lobster wouldn't be enough to get into the hospital.
"Today I was embarrassed." Zhang Hao's face was flushed red when he thought of what happened today.
"What's the matter, you pulled the crotch" Yi Long was pouring on the side again with seriousness.
"Ah" Zhang Hao has the desire to die, why Yi Long can even guess this
Today, he was in the fight hall with someone else. He was holding the winning ticket, but suddenly his stomach hurts. At first he still endured it, but then the pain became worse and worse, and he gradually couldn't bear it. At the critical moment, his came, and he fart
. Unexpectedly, that fart is actually connected to a lot of shit. He was wearing white pants, and instantly turned into a yellow ass
The opponent didn't know yet. Taking advantage of his weakness, he took a violent blow, and he fell to the ground, and all the in his crotch overflowed.
As a result, everyone in the fight hall knew that Zhang Hao was beaten to the point of shit.
This lost face is afraid that he won't be able to get it back in his life. Zhang Hao secretly vowed that he would never enter that fighting gym in his life. When he sees that opponent in the future, he will also detour so that others will not think of anything.
Yi Fengle smiled straightly, "I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts when I smile, or I will hang some water with you"
"Go go, don't hit my sensitive soul."
"We should send someone to the crayfish stall to do a sanitation inspection. Perhaps none of the cooks has a health certificate." Yi Long gave his idea very rationally.
Speaking of this, Zhang Hao even complained, "Don't mention it, I called someone to see it, and they moved away, let alone people, even the shadow can't be found."
Look, what's all this?
"Hey, I'm so hungry." Zhang Hao touched his empty stomach. He had pulled dozens of times. The chrysanthemum was swollen and his stomach was empty.
"I'm going to buy some porridge."
After Yi Long finished speaking, he walked straight out of the ward. When he just passed by here, he saw a porridge shop next to the hospital. It is not difficult to buy porridge. For Zhang Hao's miserable sake, should he treat him better?
"It's better for your brother. Unlike you, he will only bully me, hum" Zhang Hao pursed his lips, seemingly dissatisfied.
Yi Feng took the initiative to pick up his thermos cup and filled him with a cup of hot water, and handed it to him, "Drink, don't say I'm bad for you."
Zhang Hao took the thermos cup with satisfaction, drank it smoothly, and then said "Ah", again like a pig.
"Sister Yi Feng, you are going to burn me to death." The water in the kettle was just opened, boiling hot, he didn't blow it, and he took it directly. Now he feels his mouth is numb.
"I asked you to drink it or didn't you let you drink it right away. You are so old, don't you know if you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry?"
Zhang Hao was speechless and began to regret silently that he had sent a message to them. I just thought it was boring to be alone, but I didn't expect that after Yi Feng came, he was hurt repeatedly, and his fragile little heart was about to be shattered.
Yi Long quickly bought the porridge. He also bought Yi Feng a cup of soy milk very considerately. The soy milk in that porridge shop was freshly ground and very nutritious.
Zhang Hao opened the porridge bowl expectantly, and the result was a bald bowl of white porridge. He stretched out his hand and asked Yi Long, "What about the mustard with porridge?"
"Mustard mustard is a pickled type. You have acute gastroenteritis now and you can't eat these."
"What about scrambled eggs"
"Scrambled eggs are too oily and not suitable for eating."
"Then how do I drink?"
"Just drink like this, it's good for the stomach."
Damn, Beast, he deeply suspected that Yi Long was a black-bellied man, and deliberately took a bowl of white porridge to send him away.
"If you don't like it, I'll drink it." Yi Feng saw Zhang Hao's chopsticks for a long time, and took the bowl of white porridge in one hand, making gestures.
"Bring it here, why are you embarrassed to grab food with the patient if I drink it"
Zhang Hao frowned and took a sip of white porridge. He thought the taste would be faint, but he didn't expect that he would actually have a sweet taste. Sugar was added to the porridge.