Chapter 942: I want to smash it
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High Comprehension Low Strength
- Fishman The Second
- 1261 characters
- 2021-03-01 04:15:57
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Thinking of this, Dong Zhiqi said in a deep voice: "Since this is the case, I will compare with you! You choose the way of playing!"
"Just a joke, you are too unkind? You, the president, must be more powerful than the two of them, isn't this bullying?" Hongmao sneered a few times and directly rejected Dong Zhiqi's proposal. ,
"This will not work, that will not work, then what do you want?" Dong Zhiqi asked angrily.
Wu Hongmao pointed at Xiao Chen and said with a bad smile: "So, this guy is also a martial arts club, let's compare with him!"
Although he knows that Dong Zhiqi's strength is not good, Hong Mao came to power to deal with Xiao Yi, otherwise he would not bother to waste time on the stage and not really come to perform!
"Ah? This ..." Dong Zhiqi froze, looking a little distressed, and looked at Xiao Chen subconsciously.
行 "Okay, what are you better than? I am always here to accompany you!" To Dong Zhiqi's surprise, Xiao Chen did not refuse, but smiled slightly and agreed quickly.
"You just lie on the table and perform a broken stone on your chest, but you have to let him smash it, do you dare?" Hong Mao pointed at the young ninja, and he was a little surprised, he thought it would cost more. Tongue, Xiao Yi unexpectedly agreed! This guy is kind of flickering!
Xiao Chen is so funny, Hong Mao is going to kill his rhythm? But he didn't care, he said lightly: "Oh, yes, come on!"
"Xiao Yi, this is too dangerous, or should I come?" Dong Zhiqi was startled, and quickly stopped to stop.
Dong Zhiqi was surprised. What happened to Xiao Yi? I usually ask someone for help when moving a brick, but now I promise to be so happy! The red-haired man made it clear that he was a radical general. Why was he fooled?
"Well, I won't really be hit by it, right? It seems that your martial arts club is just a fake. Actually, in the occasion of the art festival evening, I randomly found two replacements. Perform this fake show for the audience, It's so disappointing! "Hong Mao said with a sneer, holding the microphone.
The audience on the stage heard Hong Mao's remarks, and some people have started to talk in a low voice, and cast a doubtful look on Dong Zhiqi.
"President Dong, rest assured! I'm fine." Xiao Chen patted Dong Zhiqi's shoulder, gave him a reassuring look, and then lay down on the table, and said lightly, "I'm ready, you lift the stone Come on! "
"唉 ..." Dong Zhiqi sighed. I also know that if you continue to persuade, the situation will definitely be more troublesome and more doubtful! Since Xiao Yi insisted, he stopped blocking and took Jia Musen to move the stones.
The audience saw that Xiao Chen really lay down and prepared to be "smashed." The spirit leader came up again, one by one, attentive, wondering whether the martial arts society was really worthy of name.
He waited for the stone to be placed on Xiao Chen's body steadily, and the young ninja was afraid he would regret it. Can't wait to pick up the hammer, raise it to the highest point, and sneer: "Hey! Classmate, I'm going to smash it. Close your eyes and enjoy it!"
After I finished speaking, the young ninja tried his best. Smashed hard with a hammer!
"boom!"
"boom!"
"boom!"
I heard only three muffled sounds in turn. The first sound was that the giant stone was broken into pieces by the young ninja. The second sound was that he was hit on the head by a large piece of splashing gravel, and the third sound was that the young ninja was directly stunned by the gravel. The sound of a straight fall on the stage.
Then there was silence. The members of the martial arts community and the audience were all foolish, including the host who also opened his mouth and burst his hair. What happened?
Wu Hongmao also could n’t return for a long time. He just smashed a brick and smashed it once. Why was he smashed again now? Could it be that this stone has revenge against the young ninja?
"Hahaha!"
After a moment of stagnation, the audience suddenly burst into laughter. I never expected that the performance of the martial arts club was so humorous. The guy wearing a ninja costume seemed like a clown! A few people kept clapping their lame legs, their waists couldn't even smile.
Xiao Chen stood up, patted the dust on his body, looked at the silly red hair, and said with a smile: "Oh, I know, in fact, you also support the martial arts community, so come to cooperate with our performance, right? ? "
"What ... what do you mean?" Hongmao didn't respond, a little overwhelmed.
"Our show is actually a little serious and not so funny, so you and the funny guy went up to the challenge together, performed a self-harm, and the audience laughed, did you mean that?" Xiao Chen held her stomach and exaggeratedly smiled. After a few voices: "Hahaha! I have to say that your effect has been achieved! I'm so ridiculous, I think you can win the best teaser award tonight!"
Those audience members who had stopped laughing before the audience, when they heard Xiao Chen's words, were immediately laughed again and again, applauding Red Hair constantly, screaming at him, and some people whistling at him.
"I ..." Hongmao was speechless. He opened his mouth and couldn't say anything. Listening to the harsh laughter on the stage, he was so angry that his brain was about to burst out, so he had to pretend that he didn't hear Xiao Chen's words and walked quickly. Rush to the young ninja ~ EbookFREE.me ~ kicked him hard, trying to wake him up.
"Don't be stingy! In case you accidentally stab him into a mental disability, you will have to support someone for a lifetime!" Xiao Chen gathered up the broken bricks and said leisurely: "How is it? Is it better than that? Our martial arts club is always at your side in the end!"
"Hum! Nothing." Hong Mao grunted coldly, dragging the young ninja to the backstage with a look of anxiety.
"Martial arts club is awesome! It's all good!"
The audience shouted in unison, and a steady stream of applause rang out. The group of idiot girls were all eyes bright, covering their chests, and were almost fainted by the handsome guys on the stage.
However, one of them stared at Xiao Chen fiercely, his chest rising and falling, and it seemed annoying.
"His surname is Du! This is your masterpiece? This is what you call an extremely powerful person? What kind of ghost show is this? It's ashamed to go to Mars!" Xue Gaofeng jumped like a thunder and pointed at Du Rongwei's nose and scolded him. Road.
He was so angry that his lungs were about to burst. This time, instead of teaching Xiao Yi, he made the other party stand out. People who do n’t know the truth really think that they are going to be harlequins.
"This ..." Du Rongwei was also stupid, trying to explain: "Xue Shao, I think they may have deliberately numbed Xiao Yi's kid and cut him when he stepped down! After all, in the eyes of them, they are not easy to direct. Do it? "
"It's best! Otherwise you don't want to get a penny, and pay for the medical expenses yourself!" Xue Gao was still very angry and said viciously. (To be continued) []