Chapter 34: Impersonate

The university entrance is relatively relaxed during the summer vacation, and Zhang Jiao's age is very suitable for posing as a college student, and his psychological quality is also good.
Put the snakeskin bag in a secret place outside the school, draw out a few stacks of flyers and stuff it in his clothes. He mixed into the door of the university a few times, and finally successfully ran the schools around the star theater at more than 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Go all over.
But because there are few students studying abroad, there are a lot of 1,000 flyers left.
Zhang Jiao did not want to waste. After thinking about it, since there was no geographical restriction, then the principle of harming the best students of Haijing, the last leaflet was stuffed, and he decided to walk towards Haijing University.
When he came to the main entrance of Haida University, he did not act rashly, but bought a corn cob on the street while nibbling, waiting to see a group of Hai University students who went out and talked back to school with a smile, and then quickly walked together Shi Shiran followed closely and mixed into the campus.
As a prestigious institution of higher learning in the entire Eastern Continent, the campus of Haijing University is unprecedentedly wide and elegant, and the number of libraries is exaggerated, which is several times or even more than 10 times more than ordinary universities. The number of students ... Waiting for everything makes Zhang Jiao feel wide open.
Can't find the location of the boys' dormitory at all.
In the end, he could only bite the bullet and block a black-rimmed glasses with braces, braces in his mouth, and his head down on the campus walkway while reading a book, feeling nerdy girl, full of laughs asked Tao: "Classmates, how can I get to the boys' dormitory?"
"Which college's dormitory for boys?" The glasses girl stopped and looked up at Zhang Jiao.
After listening to the girl, Zhang Jiaolen asked, "Uh, whatever you want."
Unexpectedly, he stabbed Ma Honeycomb. The voice of the glasses girl changed, and she asked alertly: "Aren't you a university student, or shouldn't you come to find someone? What are you doing here?"
"Classmates, don't get me wrong." Zhang Jiao heard the glasses girl's tone was wrong, his heart was not good, and his brain quickly turned to explain: "I am indeed not a student of your university, but pursue progress, and I will enter the university in the future. For the goal.
So come and have a look first, feel the atmosphere of famous universities, and encourage yourself. "
"That's it." The glasses girl looked up and down with her gaze, and suddenly pointed to him and asked, "What is in your clothes?"
Zhang Jiao wore a dark T-shirt, tucked the hem of his clothes into his belt, and tightened it. The flyer was inserted from the collar, and the entire jacket became a pocket. The secret is that the two ribs will appear slightly bulging.
Is now seen by the glasses sister, he can only bluntly confess: "Of course, the fat is in the clothes.
My face is thin, but my body is fat, so I ca n’t even find a girlfriend. "
Don't listen to his bullshit, he touched the waist of Zhang Jiao suddenly, and then stepped back while raising the volume and said: "Your home's fat meat is so hard, let's slip the door to pry the lock.
No wonder these days, things are always lost in the school, it turned out to be a thief!
Come on, everyone, catch the thief, catch the thief ... "
Zhang Jiao was frightened, and the first reaction was to run away quickly.
Think about it. Haida University must hide the dragon and the tiger. A level 1 extraordinary person in his own area can never go out. Once things get busy, and they are caught again, it ’s really unclear and unclear.
Can only panic and repeatedly waved his hand: "No, classmates, elder sister, elder sister, I am not a thief, really not."
Speaking, the students around have already swarmed up and surrounded the Zhangjiao group.
Seeing her courage, she no longer retreated, but stepped forward to point at Zhang Jiao's nose, telling the reason of the matter.
Zhang Jiao heard his head as big as a fight, but could not refute it, but could only argue in vain that he was not a thief.
There were a few daring, high-spirited Haida boys in the crowd, and they stepped forward and pulled Zhang Jiao's clothes.
As a result, the T-shirt was pulled away from the belt. With a clatter, stacks of leaflets fell out. Everyone froze for a moment, and it was silent.
Zhang Jiao looked awkwardly at the naked bikini girl pattern, his brain was spinning fast, and he crouched pitifully to collect the flyers, while occupying the moral commanding point: "Actually, I am an orphan whose parents died, so I went on early Can't afford to learn, unlike you are the arrogant of heaven.
Because of his low education level, he couldn't find a suitable job. He could only help people to distribute leaflets to get some living expenses. After thousands of leaflets were distributed in a day, they would earn 10 yuan.
There are too few students staying in other universities before they come to Haida. "
The college students around them are relatively simple without social accidents, and because they are young, they are full of blood and easy to be emotional.
Seeing Zhang Jiao's pity is not like hypocrisy, most people's hearts are sympathetic.
"True and false, you don't have to say this early." The glasses girl said suspiciously.
"Is the leaflet I sent a little bit hard to say." Zhang Jiao sighed and explained sadly: "If the job is really hard to find, I will not do this shameful job.
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When Zhang Jiao picked up the leaflets and distributed them to the public, none of them refused.
One of them was a fat man with thick, wide-rimmed glasses. I did n’t know whether it was stupid to read or read, or a late man with advanced cancer. He also studied the leaflet and said to Zhang Jiao: "Friends, all the films on your leaflet are still there. OK, but it's all blockbuster, is it different from the poster? "
Zhang Jiao was surprised for a while, and said with a smile: "Student, you are a good question.
The long night is long, and the three films are not filled at all, so between the blockbuster and blockbuster, I also prepared a few times with relatively short time, few actors, and simple scenes.
Posters are pictures taken from those films. ", Then a‘ you know ’expression appeared,
"Is it the film of our country in the east of the mainland, or the country of the west of the mainland?" The glasses man Wen Yan helped his glasses and asked seriously.
"Both the East and the West." Zhang Jiaogan smiled.
Those of his "good films" were picked from the hard disk of the movie left by Liu Song. They hadn't watched them very much and could only lie.
"Is there a plot?" The glasses guy continued to ask with interest.
"What kind of bird is really big in the forest, and such a wonderful flower will come out of the big house" Zhang Jiao thought secretly, but in his mouth a serious answer said: "Of course I have.
No plot is like a stir-fry dish without salt, tastes like chewing wax.
The feature of the film I chose is that the plot is full, and the collision and entanglement between the spirit and the flesh are fully reflected. "
"Well." The man with eyes nodded in satisfaction, finally no longer spoke, folded the leaflet in his hand, caught in the book, and walked away.