Chapter 7: Ignorant man, don't look down on my cat!
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How Could This Cat Tease Me?
- 蒸蒸与上
- 1426 characters
- 2021-02-26 02:47:36
"Isn't this Su Chi's cat? How did you come here?"
"Su Chi should have just passed here, wouldn't he be left behind?"
"Why is the leash on the cat missing?"
"Should you contact Su Chi and ask?"
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Faced with the sudden "break-in", the staff next to them talked eloquently. Xia Rong looked down at the cat who was holding his claws with his claws and thought silently-
This is Su Chi's cat, which is Su Chi himself! !! !!
He twitched the corner of his mouth to control his expression so as not to collapse. He squatted down and hugged the cat, put it on the self-help booth, and stared at it with big eyes.
The cat poked out the tip of its tongue, licked Xia Rong's finger, and the cat's head shook slightly.
Xia Rong seemed to understand the meaning, raised his head to the staff and made a snoring gesture: "Shh, don't inform Su Chi first--"
The staff was unknown, so Xia Rong reached out and squeezed the cat's paw, saying, "This is a good opportunity for our team to surpass them! Who is Su Chi so stupid that even his own cat can be lost, this cat will follow us. Chai played together, let him find it! "
When it comes to "who makes Su Chi so stupid", the cat's paw in his hand seems to be unhappy. Xia Rong couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand, poked, and begged back and forth with his fingertips around the claws of the raised claws, and the cat's claws unfolded helplessly, allowing him to rub softly.
... I don't know if this is the limited stupidity after Su Chi's "transformation", or is he such a good temper? In memory, it seems that he has never seen Su Chi angry and angry ...
Although induced by public opinion and various coincidences, Xia Rong has always regarded the other party as an imaginary enemy, but he does not seem to know much about the real Suchi?
Thoughts only drifted away for a moment, and Xia Rong couldn't help laughing when she thought that this well-behaved and docile cat was Suchi's "transformation". He also saw the anxiety in Su Chi's eyes, but this is not the right time to say anything in the situation where the dozens of eyes of the staff in the field are focused. He guided the cat to turn over, nodded the screen, and smiled at the camera: "Anyway, I have to complete my own task first."
Fortunately, the screen is flat, and the cat version of Su Chi is lying on the platform, holding the question emerging from the screen, and the tip of the ear slightly shakes.
Xia Rong heard the staff member whispering: "This cat is too good, why did Su Chi let it run?" "You look at it as if you can understand the subject, it is so cute." "However, it seems that it is not too good The same? Isn't it folded ears? Can the ears stand up? "...
After hearing this, Xia Rong pressed his ears with his fingertips and whispered, "Have you heard? You only fold your ears."
The cat's ear under his hand shivered unwillingly, and finally fell down obediently, shrinking on both sides, trying to hypnotize himself as a "folded ear."
Xia Rong also blocked the cat's small body intentionally or unintentionally, and began to focus on the answer.
Since it is in the History Museum, the questions are basically related to history. Xia Rong is not afraid of this: what he learned best in school is history and chemistry! As long as he is not allowed to do math problems, everything is negotiable!
Question 1: What song of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is described in Song of Everlasting Regret? A: Tang Xuanzong; B: Tang Taizong; c: Tang Zhenzong.
The stars in the entertainment industry generally have a low level of culture, and Xia Rong estimates that the program group will not come up with some difficult questions. Now it looks like this. In the first question, he chose "A" with confidence, followed by the prompt "Answered Correctly", and the next questions were also smooth. He answered the four questions in one breath, which made Xia Rong almost think that he could do just that. Complete the task in one go ... until the fifth question appears.
Question 5: "The Pythagorean Theorem is used in" Nine Chapters of Arithmetic "to solve various problems, which is about three centuries earlier than in the West. ... "
Xia Rong was almost black!
-Say a good history question! Why math again! This touched his blind spot of knowledge!
The camera clearly recorded his frown at this moment, scratching his ears and scratching his head. After Xia Rong drew a hand by his side for half a day, he was totally heart-wrenched and decided to take one of his luck and choose another one.
May heaven have no math problems!
Just as he was about to press one casually, a meow claw fell before him.
The cat version of Suchi magnificently takes two consecutive "c" options with a meat pad: choose this! Choose this!
The touch screen here also cannot read the cat's "hand", so Ren Suchi took two consecutive shots, and the title page still remained motionless. Xia Rong reached out and scratched his chin, then turned his head and said to the camera, "I'm not blind anymore, I decided to follow the cat's instructions."
The staff members laughed softly, and it seemed to be funny to Xia Rong's choice of "blind cat touching dead mouse", but if this section is put in the feature film, it should have a good program effect, so no one will stop him.
Xia Rong sniffed in his heart: ignorant humans, don't look down on my cat? If it wants to show it, I can make it perform 100 pairs of questions!
… But I do n’t know what kind of cat is going to be sent to which laboratory to study the anatomy.
Of course, Xia Rong couldn't bear to let the cat version of Su Chi be sent to dissect, so he thought about it in his heart, and then followed Su Chi's "instructions" and decisively pressed the "c" option.
Facts have proved that Su Chi is as clever even with a cat's head. The big four-character words "correct answer" appear on the screen, showing that Xia Rong successfully cleared the customs and completed the task.
Most of the staff members felt that the "blind cat had run into a dead mouse". This person happened to be mistaken for a cat; however, some people couldn't believe it, and felt that the cat was the real spirit. Just tease it. The cat version of Su Chi lay on the ground without moving, but silently showed his paws, which could be called shimmering.
Xia Rong guessed that this section would not be cut in, so he relaxed and leaned to one side, holding the cat's back, and smiling: "Don't worry about it, hurry up to the next section, are my teammates done?"
I talked to the on-site director who filmed him, and said, "Zhang Xin is almost done. Gao Junming should take a while."
Xia Rong also got the clues for the next stage. He opened the task card and read, "The highest part of S city" was written on it.
This clue seems to suggest a place, "the highest point in S City", does it refer to the Pearl TV Tower in S City? However, there is only one place, which seems to be endless. It is necessary to wait for Zhang Xin and Gao Junming to come over and put together their respective clues to get a complete mission clue.
Xia Rong held Ying Ying short in his arms, holding Xiao Chai in his hands, and felt that he had a beautiful scenery: "I finished it as soon as possible. Then I will wait for them to come over and meet?"
The director bowed his head and motioned him to answer again correctly. Xia Rong held the cat in his arms and thought, "Can you give me a lounge? I didn't take a good rest last night. I want to rest for them."
The personnel at the scene exchanged a bit. The camera brother said that he had captured enough material. It was no problem if they came to meet again from Zhang Xin. So the director waved his hand, and Fang Xia Rong took a short break.
Xia Rong smiled "tired but not polite", stood in the lounge and waved goodbye to the staff, and when the door was closed, Xia Rong turned around, just short of the silver gradually standing on the coffee table. Sphynx cats face each other.