Chapter 1102: 3 magic weapons to make women laugh

"How did I become the emperor (
Xuannv has always been unreliable, but when it comes to painting skills, she is still the first one.
Lu Gan hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, let's go, but don't mess around, the saint who is the saint of the painting saints after all, behind the painting saint of one of the saints, it is not good to offend. "
"Your Majesty can rest assured!"
Xuan Nu patted her chest banging.
Then, he flew out and landed on the stage.
At this time, the huge white tiger on the mural had disappeared, and it was once again blank.
Xuannv seemed to be confident, turned her head and asked confidently: "Ms. grandson, as long as I finish this mural, you will be happy! It's just that I don't know if this is in compliance or not?"
"can."
The saint who was wearing a green dress, and generously painted the saint smiled slightly.
"That's good!"
As soon as Xuan Nv Yu raised her hand, golden light flicked across her palm, and a brilliant pen immediately appeared.
Then, she touched the golden flame plum blossom mark on her forehead.
Hum.
A circle of golden light radiated from her, covering the entire stage, isolating everyone from prying eyes.
Seeing this scene, Lu Gan couldn't help but raised his brows, wondering in his heart: "What is this guy doing?"
A bit of surprise appeared on the faces of others.
However, no one broke the golden light with their hands and waited quietly.
After a while, suddenly, a chuckle came out of the golden light.
This...is the voice of painting the saint daughter grandson poetry painting!
When everyone heard it, they couldn't help being surprised.
The next moment, with a bang, the golden light dissipated, revealing the figures of Xuannv and Sun Shihua. Taking a closer look, Sun Shihua's eyes were curving at this time, and she was covering her mouth and laughing.
The mural has returned to blankness.
I can't see what I just painted.
"Your Majesty, you're done! Go to the bridal chamber!"
Xuannv flew back, like a triumphant general, waving her hand very boldly.
"..."
Lu Gan glanced at Sun Shi's painting. Although he was a little happy, he was still a little curious. Transmitted the sound and asked, "What did you paint just now?"
Yunluo, Shen Zishuang, and the girl in white skirt Cang Cang all cast the same curious eyes.
"secret!"
Xuan Nu smiled mysteriously.
Everyone: "..."
"A few fellow daoists, you can go to the fifth floor and prepare to participate in the third level." At this time, Sun Shihua's voice came over, with a trace of smile still remaining on his face.
"Then go."
Hearing the words, Lu Gan got up and led Yun Luo, Xuan Nu, and Shen Zishuang to fly out and climb the stairs.
Under the leadership of the beautiful maid just now, several people went up to the fifth floor and entered an elegantly furnished wing room.
"A few fellow daoists, please wait a while, and Miss Sun will come up after a while."
The beautiful maid said, bowed back and closed the door.
Hum.
The wing room was banned and excited, and the brilliance shrouded.
"Sister Xuannv, what exactly did you paint just now?" Shen Zishuang couldn't help but ask curiously as soon as they left.
"It's just a portrait of your Majesty lying on his side."
Xuannv sat down carelessly, grabbed the jug on the table, and started pouring the wine.
"this one?"
Both Shen Zishuang and Yun Luo were shocked.
Lu Gan couldn't help frowning: "No, how can a portrait lying on its side make a beauty smile. Isn't your portrait unclothed?"
"Of course I wear clothes! It's just that your Majesty's face is facing the white deer's tail. Then, I drew a ball of fart behind the white deer's butt, and it fell on your face. Just finished painting, that The saint daughter-grandson Shihua laughed! How about it, am I very good?"
Xuan Nu smiled proudly.
"...Is this what you said to win?"
Lu Gan looked speechless.
Shen Zishuang and Yun Luo also looked at each other.
"Of course! No matter if it is a man, a woman, an old man, or a child, the laughter of and is the same! That Sun Shihua is a saint, not a stone girl. He smiles when he sees shit, he doesn't need painting skills at all! In the painting of saints and descendants, there are a lot of masters of painting, Sun Shihua needs to go to the ancient city of Confucian sage to draw friends! This grandson girl, originally wanted to find her husband!"
Xuannv seemed to see through everything.
"..."
Lu Gan had nothing to say.
Sure enough, women still know women best.
"Hehe, Your Majesty, I forgot to mention just now. I paint people. Usually I paint clothes at the end, so... That Sun Shihua can be regarded as the person who looked at your body. Wait, you can ask her directly She can be responsible for you! In this way, you can embrace the beauty!"
At this time, Xuannv smiled triumphantly, showing a proud look of coming to praise me.
"...You are a hooligan!"
Lu Gan shook his head helplessly.
His hunch was right! This mysterious girl is really unreliable!
Xuannv immediately shook her head and said, "Your Majesty, that's your mistake. In the eyes of our painter, when the pen is written, it is calm, no matter how beautiful the flesh is, it is just a pair of pink skulls. If that Sun Shi painting is I look down on you, even if I look at your body, it’s nothing."
Hearing what she said, Lu Gan felt an urge to become a painter.
"wrong!"
Suddenly, he thought of a question: "If this Sun Shihua is to find a husband who is in harmony with the soul, then the first test is for eyesight, the second test is for wisdom, then what is the third test?"
"Will you test your financial ability?"
Shen Zishuang asked with staring black eyes.
When it's over, this guy has become a little money fan.
Lu Gan shook his head and replied: "No, she holds the painting sacred pen. She has a respected status in the painting sage family and will never lack fairy stones."
"Will that test character?"
Yunluo's scallion and jade fingers circle the ears and temples, and said crisply.
Xuannv groaned, her eyes lit up, and she said categorically, "I think the third test should be endurance!"
Suddenly, a few glances shot at her.
Xuannv smiled indifferently: "Where did you want to go? I'm talking about the endurance to endure women's mischief. That Sun Shihua is a saint. She usually stands tall and held by a bunch of people. There must be a little arrogance. Temper, average man, temper is very bad, she should find a husband who can stand her own work, mischief, and fit her own soul."
There is some truth to this statement.
Lu Gan nodded, just about to say something, suddenly his heart jumped and he sensed something.
It's a ray of mood swings!
Someone!
Aside from anything else, Lu Gan directly turned on the talent scan. In the special effect sound of the overbearing ‘My, I’m all my’, there were two ding and dings, and the system prompt sounded in his mind:
"Ding, you have found formation talents, alchemy talents, internal affairs talents, military talents Sun Shihua. Realm, Da Luo Jinxian."
"Ding, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, you have found formation talents, alchemy talents, internal affairs talents, military talents Sun Shengjun. Realm, Immortal Emperor."
...
Sun Shihua is eavesdropping? !
Is there a fairy emperor waiting next to him?
Lu Gan's heart jumped, but he did not move his face, frowning and saying: "No, that saint is gentle and dignified, like a moon in the water, beautiful and moving, and all her gestures exudes a gorgeous temperament of reading poetry. It looks like the ladies who come out of the paintings of beautiful women, they don’t look like people who can behave or lose their temper."
Xuannv was shocked when she heard it, and then immediately reacted and nodded: "Your Majesty is right!"
Yunluo on the side has a spiritual heart: "Indeed, although the girl Sun Shihua hasn't said a few words since she appeared on the stage, she has a lotus-like temperament that is really lovely."
"Then... Your Majesty, do you want to include her in the harem?"
Shen Zishuang asked with some worry.
"Haha, if you can, then of course it is good. Such a beauty must be Huizhilanxin, Bingxue smart, able to marry her as a confidante, Sansheng is fortunate."
Lu Gan smiled.
In an instant, Shen Zishuang, Yunluo, and Xuannu's three meaningful gazes shot over, apparently thinking that he was taking the opportunity to speak his heart.
The next moment, Xuannv's eyes rolled, Yingying smiled and asked: "Your Majesty, if she is willing to marry you, but the condition is to pet her alone and divorce us, then what do you do?"
"This……"
Lu Gan pondered.
Everyone's eyes couldn't help falling on his face.
After a while, Lu Gan raised his head, smiled indifferently, and said his answer: "I will... Mr. Rice cooks mature rice. Then, I want it all!"
"Bah! Scumbag!"
In an instant, a clear and ethereal voice rang.