Chapter 1: This president is really normal.
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How to Survive As a Villain
- Yi Yi Yi Yi
- 772 characters
- 2021-02-13 12:04:52
Xiao Yuan is a president.
Probably because his grandfather and his father are the reasons for overbearing the president, his family always wants to train him into a hegemonic president.
A overbearing president, to be handsome and multi-gold, to be evil and arrogant, to be lovable, to abuse the love, but also to familiarize the president's quotations three hundred sentences.
Unfortunately, Xiao Yuan can only do the first.
But it doesn't matter, Xiao Jia believes that they can make Xiao Yu'an a temptation for all women, so that all men are jealous, and wherever they go, they emit dangerous hormones!
Fight! Road! total! Cut!
Xiao family has a few family trainings.
Nothing is not solved by money. If there is, it is twice!
And, if you have money, you can do whatever you want! ! !
Look at these two inspiring, impassioned, and tearful family trainings. Everyone should understand why Xiao Jia wants to make Xiao Yu'an a hegemonic president.
However, Xiao Yuan is not very understandable. He thinks that the loyal dog is also very good.
The family said that this must be because he has not met true love.
His true love must not be Bai Fumei. It must be a small citizen. It is best to be a staff member at the bottom of Xiaojia Company. She can't be too beautiful, but she must be 'good'. She must bring her own aura, and she must move to the enemy. With love and reason, you must not have a heart, it is difficult to refuse to the male, can not bear, can end the enemy! all! No! Have! Newspaper! complex! Psychology! It is best to go to the street from time to time, only a cat, perfect!
Xiao Yu'an got off work this day and really bumped into one.
Really, hit, see.
Because the girl sprinted in the company lobby and hit him.
The sister fell to the ground and slammed into tears, and the flower pot in her hand broke.
Xiao Yuan quickly helped the people: "I'm sorry, how much is this flower pot, I will pay you."
I know the sister screamed and said angrily: "Who wants your money! Do you have money to really think that money can buy everything? You apologize to me!"
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But I apologize, Xiao Yu thought, and you still hit me.
"I'm sorry." Xiao Yu'an thought that this girl might be the back of her ear, so she said it again. In order to express her apology, Xiao Yuan pulled out the wallet. "How much, I will pay you."
"Who wants your money!" The sister knocked out his wallet.
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Wow, she is not the same as those enchanting outside, so I don’t want to do it~
As a overbearing president, Xiao Yu'an should have thought so.
However, Xiao Yuan only felt that the girl had a problem with his brain. He returned to his wallet and insisted on the idea that the fool might be contagious. He quickly left.
After Xiao’s family knew about this, he thought it might be that this style was not suitable for Xiao Yu’an, so he arranged a cocktail party for him.
Xiao Yuan met a lady at the party.
The name of this lady is called: Lin·Meihua Ice Crystal Zijing from Night Phoenix·Ling.
Xiao Yuan didn't want to go. He felt that a normal Chinese would not call this inexplicable name.
However, the family forced it tightly, and Xiao Yuan had to go.
Xiao Yu'an saw Lin·Meihua Butterfly Ice Crystal Ziyan away from the night phoenix Ling's first thought is: lying, really people dare to dye their hair into a colorful color.
After this 90s, I started to lose my baldness. How sad it is this girl’s practice, how shocking, how horrible!
This Lin·Meihua Butterfly Ice Crystal Purple is away from the night phoenix, Miss Ling, she is icy and jade, she is tall, she got a Ph.D. at the age of fourteen, she is proficient in the chess and calligraphy, her forehead has the mark of the other side of the flower, she laughs...
Oh, fortunately, she laughs without the petals falling, or the thinker who advocates materialism will cry in the toilet.
In the face of such a lively, beautiful and intelligent girl, Xiao Yuan only said two words.
"Farewell."
The Xiao family is very sad, angina, and pain in the front of the heart.
This kind of girl can't see, Xiao Yuan, what kind of you like it!
suddenly!
Xiao Jia suddenly reacted!
Lying in the trough, Xiao Yuan, he...
he! can! can! Yes! One! Gay!
......
Xiao Yu'an originally wanted to say that he likes normal, but since Xiao Jia has made such a decisive conclusion, Xiao Yuan is too lazy to refute.
Because he didn't like women and didn't like men.
Maybe he is really a gay.
Not surprisingly, he encountered a victim.