Chapter 11: I’ve never seen someone so stupid.
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How to Survive As a Villain
- Yi Yi Yi Yi
- 1212 characters
- 2021-02-13 12:04:55
Xiao Yuan never imagined that one day after he crossed, it was not boring without TV, not suffering from no WIFI, not anxious about no air conditioning.
But I can’t sleep! sleep! Do not! !
After Xiao Yu'an was lying in bed and squatting for a long time, he didn't feel sleepy. He simply rolled over and went to harass Yang Liuan who was watching the night in front of the temple.
Yang Weiwei was scared enough, but still honestly accompanied Xiao Yuan to talk about life.
Xiao Yu'an: "The sea is all water, the horse is four legs, heaven, I want to sleep."
Yang Liu’s mouth is twitching, and his heart is collapsing, but as a close-fitting bodyguard of the emperor, he listened very carefully and seriously to Xiao Yu’an’s broken thoughts, which is called a good sense of movement.
"Right, Liu An, do you have family?" Xiao Yuan read for a while and suddenly asked.
"Back to the emperor, no."
"What about your parents?"
Yang Liuan hesitated a bit, or honestly replied: "We are born to the palace girl. I don't know who the father is. The micro-minister grew up in the palace and got the first emperor's kindness. He got the position of the guard. Now he works for the emperor. Do your best, die and then."
Inexplicably thinking of the story of the separation of Yang Liu's body in the original, Xiao Yuan wrinkled his eyes uncomfortably and changed the subject.
After chatting for a while, Xiao Yuan remembered that the young king had the characteristics of broken sleeves. I was afraid that this would be the case. Yang Liu’an’s innocence was not guaranteed, so he went back to bed and went to the body.
It’s been a while, and the candlelight is shining outside the hall. It’s red sleeves:
The emperor, are you sleeping?
"Well? Didn't sleep, what happened?" Xiao Yuan was puzzled.
The red sleeves carry a lantern and carry a porcelain bowl in one hand: "The slaves listened to Yang Weiwei, and the emperor couldn’t squat at night, so he sang the soup of the gods."
Xiao Yu'an is warm in the heart: in this article of all the understanding of the sisters will be in the bag of the male owner, the red-sleeved sister you are definitely a clear stream!
And the red sleeves also know that the young king has to be a male color, and this kind of behavior certainly does not mean to express love, and so on! Red sleeves know their temperament, so...
Xiao Yu'an suddenly came up with an idea and asked the red sleeve: "Nothing, the soup will not drink, but you can accompany me on the bed with red sleeves, just wait for me to sleep."
Red-sleeved plaque: "Is the emperor feeling that the long night is too boring? Is it better to scream a few imprisons to accompany you?"
Don't call those little goblins again, I really can't walk the rule of the overbearing president! And they came to stick with the dog skin plaster as soon as they came! Tearing can't tear it down!
Xiao Yuan is helpless: "No, I have recently advocated the preservation of the heavens and the desire to destroy people."
"Destroy, destroy people's desires?" The red sleeves almost bitten off their tongues. "The emperor, how come you suddenly become empty!"
......
In a word, the red sleeves were consciously uncomfortable, and they were so frightened that they would scream: "Slaves, slaves, and the emperor."
Xiao Yuan, who feels that he can no longer sleep well, wants to cry without tears: "Nothing, get up, don't move, you will kneel down."
The red sleeves sighed and sighed.
When the speech communication failed, when Xiao Yu'an was about to give up, the red sleeves no longer had half a nonsense, and actively blew out the candlelight and stood beside the dragon couch.
Xiao Yuan was moved to tears, and turned over and settled with Zhou Gongyu.
It is not easy to solve the problem of first-class events. When Xiao Yuan thought that he could spend two days in a leisurely day, the main story in the original book was impetuous and smacked to him.
The general of the town of Beiping came in! ! !
Xiao Yuan chewed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake and asked Yang Liuan, who came to report it with a blank face: "Who?"
"The emperor! It is General Sun!" Yang Liuan collapsed.
Xiao Yu'an a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake lingered in the scorpion, coughing up a faint day, Yang Liuan quickly came to the clear water: "The emperor, are you okay? Don't worry, eat slowly."
Also eat a hammer!
Xiao Yuan hurriedly finished the water, and put the porcelain bowl and the small dish containing the sweet-scented osmanthus cake into the willow of Yangliu: "These are all for you, General Sun?"
Yang Liu’s name was filled with a full look:
The general is in the main hall.
Xiao Yuan did not dare to neglect, and when he got up, he rushed to the main hall and squatted.
It was this original story!
This grandson is a big man. He has spent years in the world, following the three kings of the North, fighting for the world, with outstanding military achievements and tens of thousands of people admiring. After following the emperor's crusade against the Nanyan country, he was named the general of the town of Beiping, holding half of the North. military power.
Listen, town! country! north! level! Big! will! military! Cool is not cool! Not very powerful!
And Junchen is always a relative, this old general is also the grandfather of the female Princess Yongning!
But this is an old general, he was almost stunned by the young king in the original book!
I was almost stunned by that fool!
Oh! ! !
Since ancient times, the most loyal death of the courtiers is probably the death of the dead and the death of Wu. The veteran general killed more than forty years on the battlefield, but he was unable to take the country, but he almost died in the battle.
The original story is probably the old generals coming over, the young king, how are you so faint, the state treasury has been squandered by you, you still dance and dance every day, you are going to destroy the country! Why are you so dissatisfied with this little nephew? I have to take care of you as a mentally retarded scorpion for the Emperor.
The old general slammed two sentences, and the young king was obstructed by his identity.
However, the old general had a temper, and for a half an hour, he hurried the young king and gave him a prison.
Got the dear old generals to death! ! !
This is good, the imperial court has fry the pot, and it is so turbulent and uneasy that the young king is not a mental retardation. He calmly feels wrong, puts the old general out, and then throws it behind his head, still feasting every day. The days are too late and ridiculous.
The old general is so angry, mom, loves you, I don’t care! After I left, I went to the bones, and I was returning to the countryside to feed the fish.
The Northland lost such a veteran general who can stabilize the military and have a high degree of art.
When Xiao Yu'an saw this paragraph at the beginning, he couldn't help but feel the emotion: This is nothing special to kill the country. ! !