Chapter 5:
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I Advise You To Like Me As Soon As Possible
- 叶斐然
- 3167 characters
- 2021-01-30 09:24:11
Without further ado, Ning Wan called Fu Zheng early in the morning the next day, and then took Liu Guizhen holding the chicken, and the three of them drove towards the chicken farm in the suburbs.
Ning Wan had contacted the chicken farm masters in advance, and the journey was very smooth. The only variable was when she was going into the castration, Liu Guizhen was suddenly reluctant.
"I... shall I go first."
Ning Wan was anxious: "Aunt Liu, you..." The problem was solved when he was so close, how can he regret it?
"No, Attorney Ning, I'm willing to let you castrate the chicken, but I... I won't go in..." She shook her head again and again, "I don't see blood, and I dare not kill fish at home, Let me watch this chicken be castrated, I'm afraid..."
Listening to her saying this, Ning Wan was relieved. She said generously: "Auntie, you will go around first. There is a farmer's market on the west side of the chicken farm. You can stroll around and wait for us to call you."
"Then this chicken..."
"You just give Fu Zheng the chicken."
As soon as Liu Guizhen heard it, he immediately put a big in Fu Zheng's arms, and then turned away with pleasure...
Fu Zheng put on a mask since he entered the chicken farm, but unfortunately he was almost smoked by the smell of the chicken farm, and when he felt that everything had reached the worst trough, his life again A heavy hammer strikes and tells him that there can be worse...
He was irresponsibly trying to hold his breath, but the sky had fallen, and Fu Zheng had not yet reacted. A hot buttock with a smell of fresh chicken feces was indiscriminately stuffed into his arms. Here...In an instant, Fu Zheng felt that his mental and physical health had been greatly affected.
Ning Wan apparently didn't care about Fu Zheng's mental health. She walked into Master Castro's workbench and then shouted back to Fu Zheng: "Why are you stunned? Come in!"
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Fu Zheng took a deep breath, glanced at the probe in his arms and probed the brain-chilling chicken, carefully cradled and moved into the room, he worked hard to build his own psychology, it was fine, Fu Zheng, relax, wait for the chicken to hit When the anesthetic is on the castration table, the nightmare is over, and persistence is victory...
It's a pity that the ideal is full and the reality is very skinny.
"Come on, hold the chicken and press it tightly. The chicken may struggle when it is castrated."
Fu Zheng raised his eyes and looked at Ning Wan: "Aren't you going to use anesthetics?"
"What kind of anesthetics do you have? Master Fu, do you think steers are like castration pets cats, dogs and dogs, and they are so delicate." Ning Wan rolled her eyes. "Do you know how many roosters there are in a chicken farm? Do you know how many chickens a master will castrate in a day?"
"You probably don't know why a chicken farm wants to castrate a rooster."
"I know." Fu Zheng pursed his lips and calmly said, "In order to prevent large-scale chickens from disturbing the people."
"Ha ha ha ha ha." Ning Wan couldn't hide her ridicule. She looked at Fu Zheng teasingly, "You are really a young master."
"The chicken farm is castrated, where is it to prevent the chickens from calling, you can see how remote this farm is, there are no residential areas around it, the castron is simply to make the without male hormones, and the personality becomes more docile, It’s less aggressive and less active, which leads to a reduction in muscle, fat, and body size of the chicken, making it a more qualified broiler!"
"..."
"Okay, hurry, hold the chicken! If the farm's own chickens are all small cocks, they will be castrated. The master will hold it with one hand, but now this chicken is big and fierce, master. You can’t hold one hand. You can help it together. Remember! Hold it firmly! Otherwise, if the chicken is struggling to peck you, I can’t save you!
"..."
I am a big par with an hourly salary of 8,000, a comprehensive comprehensive talent, a scarce global resource, and a senior lawyer who used to make appointments based on his own mood before deciding to see him. Go to press the chicken? ? ? For a moment, Fu Zheng felt that he was suffocating.
Unfortunately, Ning Wan did not notice this. She turned around and took a bib: "Come on, take off your suit, put on this."
Fu Zheng glanced at the bib, which was not very clean, and made it clear that he refused: "No."
An elegant and noble man can't wear this kind of unhygienic clothes. Fu Zheng firmly believes that even if he has to do something so inelegant to hold the chicken because of his life, his inherent temperament and connotation He can make him style even in embarrassing work, showing elegance and distinctiveness.
Just on the other side, Ning Wan folded her hands together and began to whisper in front of the chicken, like psychological construction before she was cast: "Brother Chicken, although you are not a complete man in the future, but a little less , But saved lives, this is totally worth the sacrifice."
At this moment her voice gradually faded, Fu Zheng stepped closer, and then finally heard what she was saying in the next sentence—
"Also, there is an injustice and a debt, and you have to take care of it. Remember, it’s this man who held you behind you, not me, don’t peck me later, please...
"..." Fu Zheng felt numb with anger, was Ning Wan too arrogant? It is not deaf to stand here by myself.
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When he finally came out of the chicken farm, Fu Zheng felt as if he had died once.
Ning Wan’s woman was right. The was big and fierce. At first, he held it on his chest and looked left and right. As a result, when he was pressed on the castrated workbench, he was probably aware of the danger, and the began to die. Counterattack, for a while, the feathers fluttered, the chickens were sharp, and everything was available. Fu Zheng initially cared about the image and was obsessed with elegance. He believed that even if a person with a good family education is in the adversity of a chicken farm, he can’t lose it. Off the shelf, calm and calm, is what an elegant man should do.
Only, the final reality is-
"Ning Wan! Help me hold this chicken together!"
"Ning Wan!!! Hurry up and help me!!! Ning Wan!!! What about you?!!!"
"The chicken is going to run!!!"
"Come on for me, this chicken wants to peck me!"
"Ning Wan!!!!!!"
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The whole process of castration is actually only ten minutes, but Fu Zheng feels as if he has experienced a century of waiting.
No wonder so many crazy literary killing Matt want to say that waiting is the oldest old, Fu Zheng feels that these killing Matt may indeed have great wisdom, because in just ten minutes, he feels he is ten years old.
tired.
Really tired.
In the case of tens of millions of dollars, I haven't been so tired even after a month of pivoting.
If you want to destroy a person, don't hit his flesh-body, just destroy his spirit. That's right. Fu Zheng looked at his suit jacket covered with chicken feathers and chicken feces again, and felt that he was almost destroyed.
On the way back to the community with the chicken and Liu Guizhen, Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng next to him. This exquisite young master had a face of burning silence at the moment. He didn't say a word during the whole process, and vividly interpreted a word on his face- Some people are alive, but dead...
Although Ning Wan is not used to Fu Zheng’s young masters, he even hates this kind of default player who relies on airborne relationships in order to brush his resume. Liu Guizhen and the new chicken father-in-law sent away, Ning Wan thought about it, or the conscience found out.
"Officially speaking, the main content of community lawyers is actually stationing on duty, providing telephone and face-to-face legal advice to community residents, mediating legal disputes in the community, and guiding community residents to resolve disputes legally and harmoniously. Carry out legal propaganda and regularly hold some lectures on the rule of law to popularize the law for the residents in the community.
Fu Zheng glanced at Ning Wan blankly, seeming to feel that she was going to throw some moth to herself.
Ning Wan didn't care about his bad eyes: "Is this description sound okay? But in fact, you have also seen that many cases of community lawyers are of the kind such as chicken disturbing people, which are small and ruthless, although they still need to use the law to go. However, in many cases, simply relying on rigidly moving the law can't solve it at all. Theory and practice are completely different. Although the law is the standard and the bottom line, many legal disputes in the grassroots of the community really have to rely on mediation."
"The most important thing is that community legal disputes are very different from other legal disputes, because after disputes arise, many neighborhoods still have to live in the same space, and their heads will not be seen in the future, so the way they are handled You can’t be as rigid and step-by-step as commercial legal disputes. In addition to the current disputes, you have to consider whether there will be any serious sequelae in dispute handling."
Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng: "The wrong operation will even intensify the conflicts between the neighbors because of the prosecution. For example, in this case, if you go all the way to the black and exhaust all kinds of legal channels, after spending a lot of time and energy , Maybe it is also possible to force Liu Guizhen’s chicken away, but in the future? In addition to the chicken call problem, there may be new problems. In the future, between these two neighbors, don’t think of opportunities for peaceful coexistence, contradictions There will only be more and more disputes."
"Doing grassroots cases places too much emphasis on the communication between lawyers and clients. You have to understand the core needs of clients. Shi Xiaofang's appeal is actually very simple. She just wants a smooth and smooth life. Liu Guizhen, talk to each other and investigate this. The background of the case, you will find that she is not really unreasonable."
Ning Wan paused and sincerely persuaded: "Look, the community is these cases, and the community lawyer is not the image of the elite lawyer in your imagination. You may not look at the grassroots work in the community. Really It’s a bit like the aunt of the neighborhood committee.
Speaking of this, Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng implicitly.
Even if it's not bad, you can't throw away a suit every day?
Fu Zheng said coldly: "That suit is dirty."
"Why don't you say you are dirty?"
"..."
"The work of community lawyers is very complicated and stressful. What is needed is someone who is really capable and down-to-earth. This is not a playful place for young masters and princesses to experience life. Everyone should belong to himself If you go in the wrong position, not only do you suffer, but others are also affected, right?"
Ning Wan feels that she is so intimate, that the hints are clearly in place. If Fu Zheng did not rely on the relationship to squeeze out Chen Shuo, who can work hard, Ning Wan actually has no opinion about him, she is not an enemy of the rich, right Fu Zheng, a wealthy young master, at best doesn't have a cold. After all, everyone is not a world at all on weekdays, and they don't violate each other's rivers.
It's a pity that he was so good-spoken, not only failed to arouse Fu Zheng's consciousness, but the man who had just died before listening to Ning Wan's words, but the whole person was revived...
"There is no wrong position, because I can do anything."
Fu Zheng has lived to such a large age that his life has never said "no" to him. He did not look at the job of a community lawyer at first, and he was too underestimated, but Ning Wan's words made him uncomfortable. She even said he could not!
There is no "no" in his dictionary.
Fu Zheng regained his usual calmness and self-confidence. He looked at Ning Wan with his lips closed: "This case is an accident, and it won't happen in future cases."
Ning Wan was stunned by this development, and she couldn’t take care of the euphemism at this moment:
This young master, I don’t think you didn’t handle this case as an accident. The client we are facing is a resident of the community. The level is not high, and it is more reasonable than the law. As a result, you ran to Liu Guizhen’s house empty-handed and wanted to spend money to buy the chicken. Even if Liu Guizhen’s noise disturbance is wrong, if it is serious, you have to bear the tort liability. You have to come to the door. If you crack your head and cover your face, you will be given a legal science. Can others communicate with you?"
"Speak directly to others about the legal terms, and others don't understand it. You have to tell people the legal regulations in a more easy-to-understand way, and pass on the legal concepts, just like the chickens disturb the people. She is in a position, and then communicating with her that noise is a tort, she just accepts and understands much better."
"As a community lawyer, you have to learn to lower your posture and listen to the voices of both parties, not to be high. If you are now receiving clients at the head office, you can really do as long as you are competitive enough. Customers who come out of elite lawyers will not come; but you are in the community, and community lawyers are more of a kind of voluntary labor and service." Ning Wan blinked, "So, I don’t think this is a A job that the young masters can do, because every case needs to bend down your noble waist."
"I am not a young master."
"Mental patients also say they are not mentally ill."
"..."
Ning Wan continued to make up his sword and said, "Do you think you are particularly great now? All kind beings who don't eat the fireworks of the world go down the world to all beings? But do you need me to remind you? What is the ending of the fairies? The seven fairies know? Go After taking a bath, it was successfully counterattacked by a gangster who peeked at her bath and stolen his clothes, threatened to get married together, think about it, is this not a forced marriage?"
Fu Zheng frowned and corrected, "I am a man."
"In modern society, are men safe? There are also female hooligans in this world!"
"..."
Fu Zheng tried his best to restrain his dying heart and said coldly: "Don't say it anymore. I just haven't done this business before, but I will get started soon."
Hehe, look at this tone, Ning Wan wants to record it, as if he had done other business before. Judging from Fu Zheng's resume, he is a rookie with no work experience at all! A rookie should have a rookie consciousness!
"Okay, then you have also experienced the first community case now." Ning Wan smiled, "The chicken call to disturb the people is over, then the square dance disturbs the people, what do you think?"
Fu Zheng paused and then said: "You can communicate and educate first, because the use of tweeters in the community violates the "Environmental Noise Pollution Prevention Law." If repeated communication fails, it does interfere with the lives of the residents in the community. A fine of more than 200 and less than 500."
He glanced at Ning Wan, and his tone became smoother and smoother: "This time, unlike fighting chickens, fines do not have the problem of being difficult to enforce, and the means of fines are very deterrent, because the main crowd for square dance is the old Auntie, in terms of their consumption, such fines will impress them and they will not commit them again."
Fu Zheng probably thought his answer was remarkable this time. He looked at Ning Wan, waiting for an unexpected and surely recognized expression on her face, but unfortunately did not wait.
"Noise pollution punishment needs to go through the proof procedure of technical appraisal, but it is troublesome to die, you have that time and energy, it is better to let the square dance company change places directly, you know there is a vacant lot to the west of Yuelan? The surrounding is the community club, on the side It’s a parking lot. Even if you do a square dance, it won’t disturb the people. But why did the square dance company leave such a nice open space and want to run downstairs in the community?
Ning Wan smiled,
I mixed in before. After three days of square dancing, my old aunt told me that there was no lighting in the open space, and how could the black lights dance blindly."
"So I have coordinated with the community and the property, and the industry committee has also agreed to prepare the street to be equipped with illuminated street lights for the square dance group. Isn't this all solved?"
"But you didn't use the law at all, neither litigation nor mediation..."
Ning Wan looked at Fu Zheng with a leisurely look: "Although we are community lawyers, not all disputes in the community have to be resolved by law. Many disputes have a better way to deal with them than the law, and they can be left to others. Relevant departments, such as this, can obviously be solved with the help of community properties, and there is no need to waste legal resources. Although community legal work involves all kinds of chicken skins, you should not go into the wrong area. We have to deal with it. Although the community lawyer and the aunt of the neighborhood committee occasionally seem to have business overlaps, we are not the neighborhood committee. You see, aren’t you the typical academic mentality? Can’t we think that the law is omnipotent if we study law Ah, also ask the old aunt to be fined? Do you know the fighting power of others? What are you talking about? Are you trying to die?"
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"Now is just the beginning. It’s not me who said you. Your big, silly, sweet, walking chicken is placed in the palace fighting drama. It’s estimated that even the scenes of the tragic death are not equipped. You will doubt it for a few days as a community lawyer. Life." Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng with pity, "This young master, if you must insist, give you a piece of advice. While you are not crazy, first buy yourself insurance."
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