Chapter 8:
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I Advise You To Like Me As Soon As Possible
- 叶斐然
- 2914 characters
- 2021-01-30 09:24:10
The old aunts had a strong fighting ability, but Ning Wan, who had a loudspeaker horn in terms of equipment, was more lethal. When she opened her mouth, the old aunts did not have the power to parry.
Seeing that the victory was settled, Ning Wan unilaterally declared the end of the battle: "Once you are done, go back if you are okay, lawyer Fu, don't think about it, don't worry about the marriage of your children, relatives and children, children and grandchildren. With his son Sun Fu, finding someone and marrying may not be happy, everything is natural! Don't join in the fun here!"
Although not reluctant, a group of old aunts saw that the contact information is hopeless, plus think about giving the child a blind date, and the child is really not in a hurry, but he can’t say it but Ning Wan. Fu Zheng glanced at Fu Zheng with two eyes, and then walked away.
"If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer at a loss."
Ning Wan originally wanted to beat the Water Dog again, and then gave Fu Zheng two more times. As a result, after looking at Fu Zheng like the rest of his life on his face, he discovered that the arrogant young master was now haggard and suspicious of life. It turned out to be a little pitiful.
Ning Wan finally couldn't hold back: "Okay, how can it be like being trampled on by life-so much, how big is it, you change a ugly picture."
Fu Zheng glanced at Ning Wan with an ugly expression, and his tone was a bit difficult to say: "It's all this time, why are you still obsessed with asking me to ask for ugly pictures? Have I grown so offended you?"
"Fu Zheng, I said, why are you so clumsy and inflexible? Didn’t the old aunts just teach you a lesson? It’s not safe for men to attract bees! How come they all come? It’s not because Has your ID photo been publicized in the community?"
Fu Zheng frowned and looked at Ning Wan suspiciously.
Ning Wan couldn't help but squint him: "'Qianli Marriage Matchmaker', the largest public welfare blind date group in Rong City, originated from our Yuelan community, and now it has become a brand when it grows bigger and stronger. It’s going to be interviewed."
"Even the old aunts who can formally join the group through the written interviews are faced with great performance inspections. Everyone must recommend at least one high-quality single young woman and one high-quality single young man each month. The combination of small and young, otherwise it will be eliminated at the end." Ning Wan said here, glanced at Fu Zheng, "Your photos have been posted on the website, the community account and the community announcement. In my experience, it has been within half an hour. After being sent to the blind date group, everyone is actively completing the KPI. You are really rare in this kind of "source". Of course, you are crazy to prepare for the "inspection". As long as there is no wrong goods, you must start. ."
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Suddenly Fu Zheng didn't know what to say. At this moment, there is only one song looping in his mind-the city routine is deep. I want to go back to the countryside.
He suddenly felt that he was a senior lawyer, but in fact he only deserved to go to the countryside for farming...
And at this moment, Fu Zheng finally understood the deep meaning of Ning Wan’s request for an ugly picture before. She actually blamed her. She was indeed out of kindness...
Ning Wan didn't know the complex emotions in Fu Zheng's heart. She glanced at Fu Zheng and urged: "Come on, find Zhang Chou and send me, otherwise you don't know when your photos will be attracted. "
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Fu Zheng searched for a long time, and finally found a photo and sent it to Ning Wan.
As a result, Ning Wan immediately refused at first glance: "You can't do this, it's not ugly enough, you have to be uglier, is there any kind that doesn't wash your hair? Or does your eyes focus? The corners of your mouth are crooked?
"..."
Fu Zheng tried to find it calmly, and after a fierce inner struggle, he posted a copy of his black history certificate in the past.
unfortunately……
"No, no, your picture is still pretty." Ning Wan frowned and looked at Fu Zheng. "Do you want to be free from the matchmaking matchmaker? Looking for Zhang Chou! That kind of real ugliness!" "
Fu Zheng was almost mad, did he commit crimes when he looked handsome? What's the disgusting look of this woman?
He was suffocating in his heart, but because of his face, he could only dryly say: "I said, I really don't have ugly pictures, I didn't lie to you."
Let's go, Ning Wan also gave up: "Do it yourself and get plenty of food and clothing. At the critical moment, let you see one of China's four great evils."
Fu Zheng froze for a moment, couldn't help but leaned over, saw Ning Wan holding the phone, opened a software that he didn't know, and then—
"Come on, let your eyes P be smaller. Do you want triangular eyes or three-white drooping eyes?" Ning Wan looked at Fu Zheng with a smile, "Respect the wishes of the person concerned, choose one yourself?"
"..." Fu Zheng pursed his lips and said hardly, "Triangle eyes..."
"Okay, then the triangle eyes, I will give you a little more eye distance, so that it seems that people are not very smart."
"..."
"What about the nose? Want to be a special nose for the eagle hook villain or a big nose like a bull devil?"
"...Aquiline nose..."
"Do you have a bigger mouth, P? Do you want a catfish mouth? A man with a big mouth looks very earthy."
"..."
"Do you want a pair of beauties?"
Do it……
It is a pity that Ning Wan seems to have released herself, and she no longer asks for Fu Zheng's opinion.
"Add another matchmaker mole to you, and get a hair on the mole. Although P is ugly, it is still necessary for good health. The long-haired moles are all benign. I am ugly but I am very healthy..."
I thank you...
Ning Wanjing had been with P for a long time, and finally stretched out with a lazy gesture: "Okay, get it done! Do you want to see it?"
Fu Zheng knew that at this time, as a mature and stable man, he should never be surprised. Don’t be curious about these things, because this is very low, but his feet do not listen to the control of the brain. When Fu Zheng reacts, he has left After reaching Ning Wan, she leaned down-and looked at her phone.
Of course he is not low, because it has nothing to do with him, his brain is very clear, it is his foot that is sick, it is this foot that he can't help walking towards Ning Wan.
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I just don’t know. Fu Zheng couldn’t keep his eyes away...
"Ning Wan, did I have a hatred against you in my life?" Fu Zheng stared at Ning Wan's mobile phone screen, and a sudden sense of trance was about to rise to the sky. What kind of hatred supported Ning Wan? Make yourself so ugly?
Although it is true from the point of view of avoiding trouble, it is indeed right to ugly yourself, but... don’t have to be so ugly?
What's more, it doesn't seem to be an ugly problem anymore. The triangular eye of the thief's eye, the super large eye distance, the wicked eagle's nose, this can listen to the wind and ears in all directions...
Fu Zheng couldn't hold back, he pressed the green bar on his forehead: "How does this look like a mentally retarded one? Like a twenty-one syndrome?"
"Are you there?" Ning Wan's eyes widened, and she took a closer look at her P-picture results. "I think it's good. I absolutely dissuaded myself with my strength. I didn't want to look at the first one after I saw it for the first time. "She patted Fu Zheng's shoulder. "You can rest assured that once this photo is taken out, no one will want to dig out your connotation through your appearance. You are safe."
Fu Zheng endured a headache: "Do I have to thank you?"
"Of course, would you like to invite me to dinner tonight?" Ning Wan didn't realize that Fu Zheng was ironic, and said happily, "And I've helped you in the case of the chicken harassment, you said yes If you are a teacher, you will be both a thank you dinner and a teacher dinner tonight, and save you a meal!"
Think of it for me, Fu Zheng thought, then I thank you.
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This afternoon it was rare that there were not too many consultation calls. Ning Wan saw Fu Zheng's acquiescence, so she took out her mobile phone and began to search for what to eat at night. After consulting Fu Zheng, Ning Wan finally chose a Yuelan neighborhood with a high price-performance ratio. Everyday Hunan cuisine restaurant.
Nearing the end of get off work, Ning Wan packed her things and prepared to take Fu Zheng to walk to the Xiang Restaurant, but before she went out, she almost ran into someone on the face.
"Ning Ning!"
Ning Wan raised her head and was pleasantly surprised to find that the person came was Shao Lili: "Xiao Li, why are you here?"
Shao Lili yawned tiredly: "A few days ago, a legal opinion deadline was published in a bilingual version. As a result, Cui Jing, who was responsible for the English translation, said that something happened temporarily. I didn’t sleep for two days, so I squinted for a while, and just got on the bus to get home, but the bus broke down at this intersection..." Shao Lili said with an unbelievable look on her face, "All the people in the last car were driven down , I have to walk another 20 minutes from the nearest platform. I am sleepy and hungry. I want to be near you, so I come to you to rub a meal."
Shao Lili is like this. Ning Wan said it is fake to not be distressed. She would not know what style Cui Jing was. She said that she was to let Shao Lili do the finishing work, but I am afraid that the legal opinion, Cui Jing did not start translating a word, Shao Lili What Bacheng does is not to do a sweeping job at all, but to do all the translation work thoroughly, and then he has to work overtime urgently for two days and two nights...
She glanced at Fu Zheng: "I'll take my friend to a meal. Don't ask for your meal." Ning Wan is a little embarrassed. "In fact, it was a joke to ask you to visit the teacher. I'm sorry, I can only cool you today. Has made an appointment, next time I invite you."
Although Ning Wan did not like the relationship between the young master and the airborne master, Fu Zheng did not seem to leave the community for a while, so it was meaningless to resist. It was a relationship that looked up and did not look down, so she decided to change her strategy. At least in these days when Fu Zheng is still in the community, the two people can get well without breaking the river, get along peacefully, and do not infringe on each other’s sovereignty. Anyway, in the expectation of Ning Wan, Fu Zheng can’t persevere in the community for a week or two. The limit is over, Ning Wan does not have to endure how long this young master.
It was just that I had to fight against Fu Zheng before, and I wanted Ning Wan to bow down to find Fu Zheng to eat. That was a bit of a loss of face, so I found someone to force Fu Zheng to ask myself. In fact, Ning Wan finally decided AA, but now Shao Lili She couldn't ignore the situation, but could only apologize to Fu Zheng.
As a result, Fu Zheng glanced at himself, but did not leave the boat on his own, but calmly said: "Let's say that. Please, please." He pursed his lips, not quite comfortable, "Today's photo misunderstood, Thank you, just ask your friends to go together."
So in the end, Ning Wan Shao Lili and Fu Zheng sat together in the small box of the Xiangcai restaurant. Although this small restaurant is not very high-end, but it is clean and tidy, full of the warm atmosphere of fireworks and delicious food, and the restaurant's proprietress has always been smiling.
Ning Wan's spicy taste was quite happy. Shao Lili also raised her spirits because of the food. The two people chatted about the gossip. Although Fu Zheng did not participate in the topic, he listened quietly on the side, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious.
It's just that Ning Wan's rare good mood was eventually destroyed by a phone call.
Halfway through the meal, Ning Wan received her mother's call.
She greeted Shao Lili Fu Zheng and ran to the door to listen, and then heard her mother's efforts to suppress crying...
Ning Wan returned to the small box after half an hour. Shao Lili was talking with Fu Zheng in a harmonious atmosphere. When she came back to her, she couldn't help vomiting: "How did you go for so long?" She looked up at Ning Wan. At a glance, he was stunned for a while: "Why look so ugly?"
"Is it your mother's phone?" Shao Lili rolled her eyes carefully, "Did your dad go back again?"
Regarding Shao Lili's question, Ning Wan made a haha and quickly circumvented the topic. However, although there was a smile on his face, Ning Wan thought of her mother's phone call just now, but she felt that her heart was indelible. She saw the red fruit drink with ice on the table...
Shao Lili followed her gaze and explained: "Today's activity, this lady just sent me a new product, freshly squeezed watermelon and strawberry..."
Ning Wan was irritable and didn't finish listening at all. After taking this glass of ice juice, she sipped it.
Shao Lili jumped up suddenly: "Ning Ning, spit it out! Spit it out!"
Ning Wan avoided Shao Lili's hand, something inexplicable: "What's wrong? Do you want to drink too? Order another glass if you want."
"No!" Shao Lili's anxious face was red. "My mother hasn't finished talking. This is a glass of watermelon and strawberry fruit wine! Alcohol! Alcohol!"
This time Ning Wan was also anxious: "You don't say it early! I ask you not to talk so much in the future!" She finished and ran aside to try to induce vomiting, but unfortunately she was unskilled and unsuccessful. A fatal expression appeared on his face, "You'll see... Hold me..."
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At first, Fu Zheng didn't know why the style between Ning Wan and Shao Lili became so weird, but it didn't take long for him to understand the reason why these two women were enemies before.
Ning Wan was drunk.
Although she was drunk, she couldn't tell from her face. The woman still had pink lips and white teeth on her face, her expression was still normal, but her eyes were more than usual... and she felt a little wet and innocent.
Fu Zheng is not the one who has never seen a drunk, but the first time he saw Ning Wan like this...
The woman first turned back and forth in the box for more than a dozen times, saying that she had lost her tail, looking for her tail; then she suddenly started arguing with the newscaster on the box TV. When someone said something, she refuted it. ; Then he drew the curtains by the window and said that he wanted to have a waltz together...
"She pours a glass." Shao Lili tried to hold Ning Wan while moaning, and explained to Fu Zheng kindly, "No wine, no drop, once her uninhibited soul breaks the seal..."
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Fu Zheng has seen poor wine, but he has never seen such a bad wine...he watched Ning Wan and stand-up comedy and sing a song. It didn't seem that the other party was finally tired after half an hour. He finally stopped and returned to the table to sit down.
It's just that she didn't sit for long, she looked at Fu Zheng's eyes without blinking, suddenly pulled a pen from her bag, and pulled a clean napkin from the table, and wrote a line of bamboo numbers on it. Then, she just stuffed it with Fu Zheng: "Handsome guy, this is my number, you have collected it." She said, smiling gigglingly, "Remember to call me back."
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No wonder people who are drunk are very honest, Fu Zheng thinks, it can be seen that in the face of his own appearance, although his mouth is hard, Ning Wan's heart has already made a correct answer, even if he is drunk so crazy Isn't it an attempt to talk to yourself? In this regard, this woman is at least aesthetically online...
Fu Zhengzheng was thinking this way, and then heard Ning Wan crisply continued—
"If you have legal disputes such as divorce, marriage, seizing evidence, and disputes over inheritance, you can call me." Ning Wan said seriously, "Tonight's limited promotion, if you call me before twelve, call you 12% off!"
"..."
Just leave a number for yourself to promote legal business? ? ? How scarce is the woman? Has it been promoted like a flyer? And 12% off? ! 12% off is this a discount? ? ?
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