Chapter 352: Shitless Love Poems

Chapter 352: Shitless Love Poem
"Sister Yun Xi, you have received flowers again."
Xiaoyue and Xiaoxing are employees of Y Makeup, watching Zhang Yunxi walk in, immediately envious.
They are a little younger than Zhang Yunxi. After graduating from high school, they didn't get into college and went to normal school, but it didn't matter after graduation. They couldn't be teachers at all, so they applied for Y makeup.
The face value is not good, but it is very lively and belongs to the look-proof type.
"Sister Yun Xi received a total of 16 flowers today, 38 confession cards. Sister Meizi received 11 flowers, 23 confession cards. The two of us only received 4 flowers in total, and the gap is too big!" Satsuki pinched his fingers, his face frustrated.
"Sister Yun Xi, why don't we sell these flowers, it must be expensive!" Xiaoxing suggested, looking like a wealthy fan, "After the sale, we can all have a big meal!"
"Give these flowers to your customers, and hurry to work." Zhang Yunxi smiled, then watched Ye Lingchen a little helpless, "After our Y makeup became an online red shop, even if we can receive the flowers usually. "
"Boss, your courier!" Outside, the courier's voice sounded again.
"Oh, you Chinese are really boring!" Mei Xunzi sneered again and again, in front of her, covered with torn paper, obviously those confession cards sent.
Ye Lingchen's brows were slightly raised, Zhang Yunxi couldn't do anything in this whole day, he was just busy collecting flowers.
This is not working, this is aimed at my makeup shop!
He quickly walked to the inner room of the dressing room, which was a small room where Zhang Yunxi usually rested, and then took out a blank piece of paper and a pen.
Zhang Yunxi looked curiously.
However, Ye Lingchen started to write, slowly writing on it, stroke by stroke, and he was very neat, just like the block letters in the computer.
"The crab is peeling my shell
Notebook is writing me
I fall on the snowflakes on the maple leaves
And you are thinking of me "
A very simple sentence, but it makes Zhang Yunxi's brow slightly frowned, a little unknown.
However, when she tried again for a second time, she suddenly realized the look of sudden realization, and then, the whole person was slightly shaken, and tears were actually in her eyes.
After a moment of disappointment, he looked at Ye Lingchen unbelievably.
"Ling Chen, did you write this poem?"
"Just write and write, this group of beasts dared to come to my makeup shop to kick the hall by copying two poems from the Internet, can I tolerate this?" Ye Lingchen hummed and gave the poem to Zhang Yunxi. If the love letter cannot exceed this poem, don't send it with a face. "
"Oh!"
Zhang Yunxi couldn't help laughing, wiped the tears in the corner of her eyes, and looked at Ye Lingchen with all manners. "Ling Chen, you are so cute, are you sure you are not jealous?"
"I do this to prevent my employees from being deceived, and to allow my store to operate normally!" Ye Lingchen said rightly, with a look of solemnity.
Zhang Yunxi took the poem and posted it to the door of the makeup shop, and gave Ye Lingchen's words to the standard.
For a moment, those who lined up in the shop immediately surrounded them curiously.
"This is poetry? How simple!"
"It really feels like a mood of love poetry, but it's not smooth!"
"Snoring? But there is nothing special about this poem. Is it difficult to surpass this poem?"
Everyone is in a round where you say a word, many people ca n’t wait to pull out their phones and publish the poem to the vibrato. At the same time, Zhang Yunxi also sent the poem to the official Y makeup Weibo above.
Y Makeup's online celebrity attention has reached more than 3 million. Once released, it immediately attracted a lot of attention.
[Hahaha, can't the beauty shopkeeper finally help? Countless people give you flowers to confess, must be annoying? 】
[Ah, ah, I can only express my envy for this, in other words, when will the beauty boss start the lucky draw? 】
[However, this group of people is really annoying. The continuous delivery makes the makeup efficiency of the beauty boss shop greatly reduced. Please stop! 】
[Who wrote this poem? Sorry, doesn't work. 】
[Is there any implication or connotation, unlike it! Can this poem be used to support the facade? 】
[I saw a Weibo post this morning saying that Y makeup shop is starting to sell flowers. Hahaha, beauties are popular. 】
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Today is Singles' Day, and countless netizens are taking advantage of the heat. However, when Ye Lingchen's poem appeared, he instantly grabbed a lot of heat. It can be said that it is a layer that stirred up thousands of waves!
Not because it's too good, but because it's too shit!
Everyone is thinking of ways to perfect their own poems. They must look touching and beautiful, but Y makeup shop is good. This poem is just messy and speechless.
Such a garbage poem has aroused people's interest, and countless people began to study and criticize it.
How uncultured a person can write such a poem!
[Everyone's gone, this is obviously Y makeup for eyeballs, it makes no sense at all. 】
[Looking at this poem, I suddenly have a sense of pride that I am a cultural person, wow ha ha ha ...]
[It should be written by elementary school students, the logic is totally illogical. 】
Xiaoyue and Xiaoxing also repeatedly read this poem, with doubts in their faces.
"Sister Yun Xi, who wrote this poem? It feels good ... so good." Xiaoyue could not help asking.
Everyone around them set their eyes on Zhang Yunxi's body, and wanted to hear her answer.
However, Zhang Yunxi smiled slightly. "This poem is very simple. Read it a few more times. Once you understand it, you will understand it. This is the most beautiful love poem I have ever read.
Everyone was a little surprised, and I don't know why Zhang Yunxi gave such a high evaluation.
When Zhang Yunxi's evaluation was posted on the Internet, it attracted more people's attention. However, after reading it several times, they still couldn't understand the idea.
Xiao Yu is an enthusiast of poetry and poetry. Her favorite is the artistic mood in ancient poetry. It is beautiful and sad, and she is addicted to it. Later, because of her excellent poems, she was also invited to participate in Chinese good poetry. On the show, the girl who read the poems with a classic and elegant temperament immediately attracted a large wave of fans' attention.
Today is Singles' Day, and she naturally shares with you several love poems, and explains the connotation in the poems, and tastes the admiration and sadness in the poems together. Love poems are naturally fascinated by girls.
However, just then, someone @her asked her to evaluate a poem, a new poem? Love poem?
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(End of this chapter)