Chapter 589: fantastic
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I Am A Prodigy
- Rugao Under The Bridge
- 1124 characters
- 2021-04-11 10:47:42
Chapter 589 Too Wonderful
Ye Lingchen smiled, "That's what it is."
Xiaoyue Yue resigned, "Why can't I? I tricked you and you provoked you?"
Ye Lingchen was helpless, and quickly changed his voice: "You are good, good."
Xiaoyue Yue was anxious, "Don't say that!"
Ye Lingchen pointed to Xiao Yueyue, "Is it right?"
Xiaoyue Yue: "What's wrong?"
Ye Lingchen: "To this stop, put your belly on the table and hold your arms. It will be more comfortable."
Audience: "噗 "
Xiaoyue Yue vomited blood: "Which one of you saw me on the table?"
Ye Lingchen resolutely said, "Back."
Xiao Yueyue's face was unclear, and she stepped back, "What's wrong?"
Ye Lingchen was clear: "Look, it's all tilted."
Xiaoyue Yue: "It's fatter."
Ye Lingchen: "Why are they so fat? The family is in good condition. They are rich for six generations!"
Xiao Yueyue cooperated: "Six generations in our family."
Ye Lingchen added, "Six generations have money, and give him all the money."
Xiaoyue Yue: "It's all my inheritance."
Ye Lingchen waved his hand, "Let him spend it! Huo, Beijing, there are rooms around!"
Xiao Yueyue's wry expression, "Look, there are rooms around."
Ye Lingchen gave a thumbs up, "I like to buy a house the most, I like to move."
Xiao Yueyue's eyes narrowed with a smile, and she said, "I have to live because there are so many rooms."
Ye Lingchen: "Right, look at his dead face, look at it. Because there are many rooms, I have to live."
The audience laughed. The two were a perfect match. Going to the stage, facial expressions are enough to make people happy, just like two mobile emoticons.
And they all have their own ridicule in their tone, and when they say nothing, they feel happy when they hear it.
Cross talk continued.
Xiaoyue Yue: "Nonsense, there must be someone in that room."
Ye Lingchen looked at him, "Relocated recently?"
Xiaoyue proud, "moved."
Ye Lingchen: "Where did you move?"
Xiaoyue Yue: "City Center, Qianmen."
Ye Lingchen was startled, stared at Xiao Yueyue in surprise, and said loudly: "Who ?!"
Xiaoyue Yue was startled, "I, me ..."
Ye Lingchen: "The front door is good!"
Xiao Yueyue smiled: "It must be good!"
Ye Lingchen: "Good place, I live in Qianmen!"
Xiao Yueyue stunned, "You will wait!"
Ye Lingchen thought to himself: "Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it?"
Xiaoyueyue was a little confused: "You also live at the front door? Why haven't you seen you at the front door?"
Ye Lingchen smiled slightly: "You went out early, I came back late, and we are not allowed to worship the neighborhood. Besides, how big is the front door?
Xiaoyue Yue suddenly realized, "Yes, there are tens of thousands of people there."
Ye Lingchen: "Where do you live at the front door?"
Xiaoyueyue: "There is a gallery headline, Hutong."
Ye Lingchen shouted again: "Who! Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it? I also live in the gallery headlines!"
Xiaoyue paused: "We have both lived in the same alley, so why haven't I seen you?"
Ye Lingchen: "You went out early, I came back late, and we must not worship."
Xiao Yueyue thought, "So too."
Ye Lingchen: "How many headlines do you live in?"
Xiaoyue Yue: "I live on the 8th."
Ye Lingchen's eyes suddenly widened: "Who ?!"
Xiao Yueyue has been tidying herself, and her little mouth is unfavorable: "Yes, maybe ... is it me?"
Ye Lingchen: "Is this a coincidence? Isn't this? I live on the 8th too!"
Xiaoyue Yue was amused: "We have both lived in the same courtyard, and I have never seen you."
Ye Lingchen is still the same: "You go out early, I come back late, we must not worship the neighborhood!"
Xiao Yueyue scratched his head: "Neither of us looks up."
"Hahaha, no, Xiaoyueyue is too simple."
At this point, many viewers have realized that Ye Lingchen wants to do something.
Moreover, just this conversation has made many audiences overjoyed and laughed forward and backward.
"Oh, I feel like there is a deep hole waiting for Xiaoyueyue."
"These two guys are so interesting, they're just like real."
"The most important thing is their intonation, which is too much joy."
"Xiao Yueyue: Do I have such a neighbor? It's so much fate that I can't see each other."
"Xiao Yueyue: I may have a fake neighborhood."
"Xiao Yueyue: I have an MMP that I don't know if I should say it inappropriately."
Ye Lingchen continued to ask, "Do you live in the south house or the north house?"
Xiaoyue Yue: "The North Room where I live."
This time, before Ye Lingchen had spoken, someone shouted in unison at the guest table: "Who ?!"
On the barrage between live broadcasts, there was a barrage of "Who," everyone was happy.
Xiaoyue Yue was helpless, "It's me! What's wrong?"
Ye Lingchen and the big guy said at the same time: "Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it? I also live in the North Room!"
Xiaoyue fainted: "Oh, we've all lived in the same house, I haven't seen you."
Another big guy helped Ye Lingchen answer: "You went out early, I came back late, we must not worship the neighborhood!"
Xiaoyue Yue said: "What kind of work are we two?"
Ye Lingchen: "Which bed is you on the bed in Beifang?"
Xiaoyueyue: "I am a poor waist, I set a fire in the house."
"Who ?!"
"Me! What's wrong?"
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it? I live on that one too!"
"Both of us have slept, and I haven't seen you before."
"You went out early, I came back late, and we must not worship."
The content became more and more funny, the audience was overjoyed, and their mouths could not help but grin.
"What are you covering?"
"I am laying a red mattress and covering a blue quilt."
"Who ?!"
"I!"
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it? I'm also laying a red mattress and covering a blue quilt."
"That's what you said. We both fell asleep under the covers. I haven't seen you before."
"You went out early, I came back late, and we must not worship."
"Who do you sleep with at night?"
"I'm with my wife."
"Who ?!"
Xiao Yueyue had a taste of this time and quickly stopped "Shut up! Just me ..."
Ye Lingchen continued by taking care of himself, "Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it? Me too ..."
Xiao Yueyue's face was flushed, "Look over there and sit! How bad is this person? It took me a long time to take advantage."
"Hahaha ..." The audience suddenly laughed, even the guests couldn't hold their breath.
Qin Baichuan shook his head with a bitter smile, "This kid, what a special talent."
"Wow ha ha ha, no more, I burst into tears."
"Dare to wait for Xiao Yueyue here, Ye Shen is so bad."
"Who said that the two people couldn't talk well, wouldn't this say it?"
"Our family laughed and laughed, ha ha ha, so happy."
The network is also blowing up!
[This is also pretty good! 】
[Ye Shenniu-forced! 】
[Oh, this Spring Festival Gala is awesome. It's so interesting. 】
[Ming Ming is a sports superstar, but he can say cross talk so well, do you believe it? 】
[I thought it was a full-fledged show. Damn, it was so exciting. 】
[Suddenly, the other shows are enough ...]
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(End of this chapter)