Chapter 333: I didn’t expect you to be like this Kaka (this

On the evening of July 2nd, CCTV "World Football" column studio.
The host is not Duan Xian, but Zhang Bing.
He used an exaggerated adjective to introduce the two guests who are about to debut.
"They should be the best midfielder and the best striker in the world today. They won the European Golden Boot in the 2003-2004 season and the 2004-2005 season respectively. They have been selected by the World Player of Football and the European Footballer many times. At the top, they are..."
There should be a lot of childcare among the real fans in the audience. Under their guidance, everyone called out their names together.
"Kaka!"
"Henry!"
"Welcome Kaka! Welcome Henry!"
Kaka and Henry wore Pepsi shirts together.
"Hello everyone, I am Henry and I am very happy to come to China."
"Hello everyone, my name is Kaka, I am very happy to meet you in "World Football".
After another burst of cheers and applause, Zhang Bing began to lead the topic. Kaka's Mandarin was the best gimmick, and naturally it was used as an entry point.
"We all know that Kaka's Chinese is very good, but we didn't expect Henry's to be so good," Zhang Bingdao, "Excuse me, Mr. Henry, did Kaka teach you your Chinese?"
Henry adjusted the earplugs on his right ear, and smiled after listening to the simultaneous translation from inside, "Yes, Kaka taught me, but you don’t know, this world footballer is very bad, he At the beginning, I told me that he could not speak Chinese, and asked me to teach him, which made me make a lot of jokes."
"Then Kaka, everyone has always been curious, how did you learn to speak Chinese? And how well?"
"It's a long story. When I was young, I liked watching movies, especially Chinese martial arts movies. Except for a small number of English dubbing, most of those movies are in Cantonese and some are in Mandarin. Of course I was back then. I can’t tell, but I fell in love with these languages, and then I learned a little bit, and then I fell out of control and fell in love with Chinese culture... Maybe I’m more talented and learn languages ​​faster."
"The idiom is used very correctly," Zhang Bing first affirmed Kaka's language score. "As far as I know, your mother tongue is Portuguese, and then you can also speak Italian and English. So you are proficient in four languages ​​in total? "
"Except for Portuguese, the other three are definitely not proficient, but they should be able to carry out ordinary daily communication..."
"Do you call that daily communication?" Henry couldn't help expressing that he had a problem to vomit. "Do you use your password for daily communication?"
"Password Rao?" Zhang Bing was dumbfounded, "Tongue twister?"
"Yes, yes, that's the sound. I asked him to teach me to speak Chinese. He said tongue twister is the best way to learn Chinese. Oh, that's really hard. It's like singing RAP."
"You can see that your relationship is really good, but we all know that the competition between Brazilian football and French football is very fierce, and you have never played for the same team. Everyone is curious about how you met... …"
Kakadao: "We met at the World Footballer's Award Ceremony, and I am glad that Henry has joined the Pepsi-Cola family now..."
After a while, they slowly talked about their lives.
"The audience should all be able to hear that the name'Kaka' is actually a nickname. His real name has 28 letters long..."
After talking about Kaka's name, Henry's daughter was involved.
"You may not know that a little angel was born in Mr. Henry's family this year, and that little angel was named ‘tea’ by Henry. Can you know why?"
"'Tea' means goddess in Greek, and my daughter is my goddess."
"Then do you know what ‘tea’ translates into Chinese? By the way, let Kaka answer."
"'Tea' means'tea' in Chinese." Both of them were wearing portable microphones, but Kaka still picked up a can of Kuole and put it to Henry's mouth, making an interview, "You know Does tea mean to China?"
Henry pushed aside the coke can that was poking into his mouth with disgust, "I don't know."
"China is translated into porcelain in English. Porcelain was also regarded as a symbol of China by Western countries in ancient times. However, in addition to porcelain, silk and tea were also one of the most important business cards of ancient China, and there is a ' The saying that life is like tea, tea ceremony has a pivotal position in Chinese culture, and even affects the whole of Japan... In addition, the tattoo on your back is actually the Chinese character "dragon". Dragon is the most important totem in China, and Chinese people are also regarded He is called the descendant of the dragon...I said so much to show that you are really connected to China."
Henry squinted his face and said that I was so honored and happy, but what was conveyed in those little eyes was: You are so good at water!
Everyone was surprised by Kaka's understanding of China, and was soon amused by his interaction with Henry.
"Well, I'm tired after talking for a long time. Both of them are very good football mobilizations. Then we talk with our feet." Zhang Bing stood up and asked the staff to load up props.
"Oh! Table tennis?" Henry looked at what was in Zhang Bing's hand, not knowing what he wanted to do.
"Yes, Brazil and France are both famous football countries, but in China, table tennis is the national game. Since the two are here, we might as well play table tennis."
"Unfortunately, I won't." Henry shrugged and shook his head, looking at Kaka. "Will you?"
"A little bit," Kakadao, "but it shouldn't be that simple for us to play table tennis, right?"
"Yes, of course we will not let two football stars play table tennis," Zhang Bing laughed. "Let's play table tennis."
"Kick?" Henry stretched out his hand curiously. "Can you show it to me?"
Zhang Bing put the ball in Henry's hands with both hands.
Henry quickly took it with both hands.
Kaka smiled knowingly beside her.
Worthy of being a CCTV boss, the country of etiquette has not lost any face.
Henry threw the buoyant table tennis ball up and down, "It's too light, it should be difficult, but I can try."
"Don't worry," Zhang Bing said, "Since it is a ball game, it would be boring without competition, so let's play a game."
"Okay."
Henry and Kaka looked at each other, both were routines.
"Then let Henry and Kaka choose six lucky spectators for us, and divide them into two teams. Henry and Kaka will serve as captains respectively. Everyone will play the ball together. Of course, table tennis will be the top player. The winning group of spectators will get a card. Cards and Henry signed footballs and jerseys. Of course, there are rewards for those who fail, but they can only get jerseys."
The voice hadn't fallen yet, and the next hand was raised. The most enthusiastic one turned out to be the extremely violent aunts in the crowd, and I don't know how they got in...
"Kaka! Pick me!"
"Kaka! Choose me, I am your fan!"
"Henry! I'm a gun fan, choose me."
"I am a Sheva fan, choose me!"
...Kaka, who originally wanted to pick people based on their appearance, suddenly became unwell.
What is my business for Sheva fans?
"Why not," Kaka said, "we throw away the ping pong ball in the auditorium with our backs to the audience. Whoever receives it is whoever receives it."
"This method is good."
Henry certainly agreed.
After a tumult, three men and three women were elected.
Coincidentally, Kaka chose three sisters, but it was three young men who received Henry's hydrangea.
This probability...
The six flew onto the stage excitedly, each surrounding their captain.
"Okay, six, please introduce yourself first, so let's start with the little girl next to Kaka..."
"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Yuxiu, I like Kaka, I am a sophomore in high school..."
"Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Shumiao, I am a fan of Kaka and AC Milan, I am from..."
"My name is Lu Zhuoyun, I also came to see Kaka..."
"Hello everyone, my name is Hengheng, I am a fan of Milan, I hope Kaka can stay in Milan forever."
"Hello, audience friends, my name is Xu Changle, I am also a Milan fan, but Inter Milan, but I also like Kaka and Henry."
"I am Xu Xiaobing, I am a fan of Arsenal, and a fan of Henry and Kaka. I hope they can be on the same team."
"Okay, so now the game starts, ladies first, please Kaka this group first? Here I want to ask, do you usually play football?"
The four of them shook their heads and nodded. Except for Xu Xiaobing, who looked pretty good, the other was the girl named Zhang Shumiao.
Looking at her smaller size, everyone said that she was not good-looking.
The game started with her first, and as a result... only one upturned, the ball fell to the ground the second time...
The atmosphere is a bit embarrassing, the girl looks very self-esteem, her eyes are red.
Kaka hurriedly said: "It's okay, table tennis is so light, and it's normal to be inconsistent. Henry might not be as good as you."
Zhang Shumiao bit her lip, glanced at Kaka, then bowed her head in shame and shame, "I really played football."
"I can see it," Kaka comforted, "The action is very standard. If it is football, it will be fine."
"Okay, now the Kaka team is one point, so next to Henry's team," Zhang Bing took over, "Who will play first in your team?"
The three people gathered around Henry.
"Xu, since you have played football, why don't you come first? Give us a good start."
"Okay," Xu Xiaobing nodded immediately, "Don't worry, you won't be hindered by everyone."
Although he has never played ping pong with his feet, a school football team captain can't even turn a few for no reason, right?
He is quite confident, and his results are the same as other girls...
"Xu Xiaobing also bumped the ball. The two sides are now a one-to-one tie. It seems that it is really difficult to beat the table tennis with their feet. Now we are in the card deck... Oh, is it Chen Yuxiu?"
"Ok."
Chen Yuxiu nodded, then started to toss the ball gently, and then gently lift the ball with his toes...
Everyone discovered that this little girl was really pretty.
One click, two clicks, three clicks...
All the audience at the back began to count.
"6! 7! 8! 9! Oops!"
"It's wonderful. Classmate Chen Yuxiu jumped the ball 9 times. It is the best among all people." Chen Bing applauded lightly. "You really haven't played football before? Did you find any tricks?"
"I have never played football," Chen Yuxiu's nose flushed with excitement, "but I have played a shuttlecock."
The whole audience screamed "Oh" at the same time, meaning that it was no wonder.
Only Henry was inexplicable, and Zhang Bing hurriedly carried out science popularization for him.
Kaka raised her right palm, and Chen Yuxiu quickly slapped him excitedly.
"Good job!" Kakadao.
"Thank you." I'm dying, I won't wash my hands this year...
On the other side, Henry summoned people again and said: "Ping pong are very light, and it will definitely not work with normal methods. Maybe we can try using thighs."
On their side, Xu Changle was very fluent in English, so he didn't need to trouble other people to translate, and immediately told the other two of Henry's methods.
"Okay," Hengheng nodded with a strange name, "Then I will come this time, but you still don't have too much hope for me. The little girl just now was too powerful."
Henry comforted: "Haha, it's okay, don't be nervous, just do your best."
Hengheng nodded and signaled to the host that he could start.
Henry's method really worked. Hengheng hit the ball with his thigh, and he hit the table tennis five times before landing.
"Very good, 10 to 6, and now it's Kaka's side again, so is the captain coming first or the beauty first?"
"I'll come first," Lu Zhuoyun raised her hand, "Kaka will be the finale."
"Okay, then...start!"
Lu Zhuoyun learns everything and uses her thighs to push the ball, but unfortunately she suffers a lot. She wears tight jeans, and only hits the ball twice before landing.
"It's 12 to 6, and Kaka is the only one left on Kaka. There are still two in Henry's group. There is still a chance. Then, is Henry the last to play?"
Henry pressed his earplugs and nodded, "Yes, let Xu come first."
Xu Changle used his two long legs and made seven in a row.
He originally used his thighs, but the last one was flying too far forward. He quickly stepped forward and kicked the ball away with the tip of his right foot.
Henry got up excitedly, and the four of them raised their palms and patted them together.
"Very well, Henry took the lead, so the remaining is the peak duel of the two captains, let us have Kaka."
At this time Kaka touched his head awkwardly, "This...may be a bit arrogant to say that, but I want to remind that I play this game a lot. If you still want to get off work today... it's better to change the gameplay, I We went for one minute with Henry, and the two of us only counted the score for this minute."
This was a bit fresher and more refined than pretending, Zhang Bing was obviously shocked.
They had communicated with Pepsi, but they didn't expect such a thing to happen there. When they talked to Kaka, they only said that they would play some football-related games at that time, and they didn't elaborate on how to play them.
Thousands of calculations do not count this.
Ping pong is almost the hardest thing they can imagine to play. Who would have thought that Kaka usually plays so badly?
Could he let him knock the egg?
Zhang Bing shook his head, threw the strange thoughts out of his mind, and followed Kaka’s words, "Everyone understands what Kaka means, but it is obviously unfair to Henry to do so, because it is the first time that Henry has been upset. Table tennis, we have to see what he means."
Kaka said: "Even if I lose the ball within one minute, Henry can continue after the ball hits the ground. How about this?"
Henry was still holding his earplugs and waiting for the translation, and from time to time he nodded to show that he understood, and soon figured out what was going on.
"I really haven't played like this, but I believe Kaka, if we really have to wait for the table tennis game at his feet to end, then we may have to wait a day, I accept this one-minute challenge."
"Okay, please wait a moment. First, please ask our staff to bring the stopwatch. Henry may be able to try it out first."
Henry nodded, tossed the ball lightly up, and then played.
The thigh was bumped a few times, and after the ball fell, he tiptoed and bumped again.
The bottom started counting at the fifth time and didn't land until the 28th ball.
"Very well, worthy of being a superstar in the world. Henry has played so many ping pong for the first time," Zhang Bing first gave the Frenchman a hand, "Then the next minute is about to start, is Kaka ready? ?"
"Okay." Kaka nodded.
"Ok, one, two, three, start!"
Kaka naturally doesn't play any thigh bumps. He throws the ball lightly, and turns the ball with his feet in turn.
That kind of rhythm and rhythm... no one doubts that he can play like this for a day.
Henry faced the audience, helplessly tilted his head and spread his hands, with a smile of "what else can I do" on his face.
Everyone applauded for the open-mindedness of the French forward.
"Okay, it's over," Zhang Bing pressed the stopwatch, "Next, we ask our staff to announce how many times Kaka has flipped the table tennis in one minute."
Before someone announced it, some audience members who had been counting silently shouted, "85 times!"
"86 times!"
"85!"
There is no difference between once and twice. Although Henry did not admit defeat on the spot, he played for the second time after all. It was interrupted twice in one minute. A total of 54 trips were made, which was awesome.
"Okay, then I announce that the Kaka team will win," Zhang Bing motioned to the staff to bring up the prepared football and jersey, and let Kaka and Henry sign on the spot.
Chen Yuxiu suddenly twisted and said: "Kaka, can you help me write a few words in my notebook and sign a name?"
Kaka said: "Of course." "I want me too." The other two sisters immediately jumped up.
Kaka said: "Hurry up."
The three immediately ran back to their seats, and then two hurried back with a notebook and a postcard.
"Zhang Shumiao? Is it a lady's Shu?"
"Correct."
"Okay, here."
"Thank you."
"Lu Zhuoyun...the land of Lu?"
"No, it's a road, thank you Kaka."
"You're welcome... Chen Yuxiu, Zhong Ling Yuxiu's Yuxiu?"
"Yes, right, right, Kaka, your Chinese is really good."
"Thank you," Kaka hadn't thought of writing anything to her, but now he has, "Actually, my English is also good."
The show soon came to an end, Kaka and Henry said goodbye to the audience and hurried to the next show.
The three guys from the Henry team just broke up quickly, but the three sisters of the Kakana team became friends with each other because of this.
"What did Kaka write to you?"
"What about yours? Let me take a look first,'May the world be gentle with you'."
"Ahhhhh! The writing is really good, and the writing is beautiful."
"Where's Xiaoyun?"
Lu Zhuoyun also showed off her notebook to the two little friends who had just met.
"May the beauty of the world embrace you tightly."
"May the world, the world, the Xiaoxiu's? What is the hope? The world?"
"You absolutely can't think of it. Just now I said that Kaka speaks Chinese well, and he said that his English is also good, but he actually wrote me a sentence in English, look." Chen Yuxiu said as she opened her star chasing note. His face was still smiling.
The two also laughed.
"Too funny, this sentence suits you well, classmate Chen Yuxiu."
"Hahaha, I'm so ridiculously laughing. Sure enough, English is also pretty good. I didn't expect you to be like this Kaka,"
"Goodgoodstudy, daydayupkaka."
...
In the morning of the next day, a series of activities of the "Pepsi Superstar China Tour" were going on at the Beijing Olympic Sports Center.
In a three-on-three-net football match, Kaka and Henry joined the two sides respectively, and their superb skills caused the audience to exclaim.
Since then, they have also participated in various football interactive games, drawn prizes for the audience, presented prizes to the Pepsi Futsal Championship team, and led the fans to experience the wave of blue hurricane.
Finally, there is a special "Pepsi Youth Football Lesson".
The 10 small players from the third team of Beijing Guoan Modern Club were divided into two teams, with Henry and Kaka incarnation coaches respectively.
Fifteen minutes each in the second half, the result was that Henry was abused 4-1 at the end of the first half.
The little players took a break. Kaka gave high-fives to the kid on his side. Henry was a little anxious and kept instructing them how to play. But the Pepsi translator was not even a fan. The complicated tactical arrangements and the translation of football terminology made me sweat in a cold sweat.
Henry turned his head and saw that Kaka was actually bragging with his players, and was too leisurely.
He immediately rushed over to bring Kakala over.
"Quick! Kaka, translate for me!"
"Are you not mistaken? We are opponents."
"Opponent? What opponent?" Henry pretended to be a fool~EbookFREE.me~Aren't we friends? "
"are we friends?"
"Of course," Henry stared at Kaka, "I and you, Henry and Kaka, good brothers!"
"Okay, okay, I lost to you, tell me, how do you want to beat me?"
"Ahem, listen up," Henry immediately came to the spirit, "The number 7 on the left, let him continue to strengthen the breakthrough, don't be afraid, more to the bottom line, he can do it."
Kaka nodded, "No. 7."
"Here." No. 7 with a small inch left immediately jumped up.
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, sit down," Kaka reached out and pressed him back to his seat. "Your coach said that your breakthrough technique is very good, but sometimes the ball is too sticky. Football is not played like this. You have to pass more. Trust your teammates! You know?"
"Oh, know... I know."
"That's good," Kaka turned to Henry after speaking, "He knows, is there any more?"
"Well," Henry nodded with satisfaction. "Let No. 10 pay attention to the frontcourt press. Don't let them. No, it's your guard who takes the ball so easily. Let the guard feel the pressure... No. 3, he loves long passes too much. Now, this is five-a-side football. Pirlo will kick the ball to the ground when he comes..."
Kaka immediately conveyed, "No. 10, don't go too far, you can try more long shots; No. 3, your long pass is good, but you can't just stare at the side, pay more attention to teammates in the middle, try to pass the top ball... "
The more you listen to the translation next to it, the more wrong it becomes.
People don't understand football, but they are not foolish.
The look he looked at Kaka completely changed.
So you are like this Kaka?
In this battle, Henry's team lost 28.
Flying to Shenzhen at noon, the French did not speak to Kaka along the way...
This mean.