Chapter 488: My Kaka speaks martial arts
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I am Kaka
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- 2021-01-30 04:52:52
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The World Player of Football finally settled, and Fleet Street can finally blow boldly.
"Following three golden goals, Kaka has completed the World Footballer's hat trick.
Looking back at the distribution of World Footballer’s votes over the years, Kaka received 998 votes out of all 1,945 votes, although the number of votes is not as good as Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Zidane and many other football seniors, but it is almost the second Kana. Varro's three-fold absolute vote advantage is the highest in history since the award was established. The number of votes of nearly 1,000 is unprecedented. If the voting rules were not changed in 2004, then Kaka's votes this year would be placed in the World Footballer. History will also be crushed.
Before 2004, there was no Champions Cup winner in the selection history of World Footballers. Among the top 16 World Footballers, Ronaldo played for Real Madrid, the European champion of that year when he won the award in 2002. However, he only transferred to Real Madrid from Inter Milan in the summer of that year, and did not participate in the 0102 UEFA Champions League with Real Madrid, but beginning in 2004, Shevchenko and Kaka broke this rule...
Bailey called Kaka the ninth wonder of the world, Beckenbauer called Kaka a phenomenon, Cruyff called Kaka a perfectionist, and Platini said Kaka was a role model for all players. Donna also said that it is a pity that he was not born in this era to compete with Kaka..."
"It hasn't been a month since the golden ball was displayed. Kaka started to show the World Footballer's trophy at Stamford Bridge. Of course, in addition to the World Footballer, he also showed the fans the World Club Cup championship trophy.
Not only the domestic league, but also Chelsea and Kaka in the international arena have also shown an extraordinary combat effectiveness. The Premier League has not seen such a dominant team and player for a long time. "
"In the 19th round of the just-concluded Premier League, Manchester United, who was a guest at Villa Park, relied on C-Ronaldo's brace and Scholes' world wave goal to defeat Villa 3-0, and the official game against Villa. The winning streak was expanded to 9 games, and the 50-point score was beyond the reach of the chasers behind, but even such a high score can only be ranked behind Chelsea.
In the game against Wigan, although Kaka had a 4-0 score on the field when Kaka came on the field, the Brazilian relentlessly kicked his head and kicked and expanded the score to 6-0, helping the team secure the half-time championship. Presented a Christmas gift to the fans. "
The 19th round of the league is on the 23rd, and the twentieth round is on the 26th. So just as other leagues enter the winter break and players and coaches prepare for their Christmas holidays easily and happily, the Premier League has entered the most stressful time.
Of course, even if you are nervous, Christmas is still to be celebrated, not to mention that Chelsea’s recent happy events have been linked to one another. It is impossible to celebrate it.
The club first released a Christmas family portrait on the official website.
Ancelotti stands in C position of course, Kaka and Terry are separated, everyone is wearing Christmas hats, Kaka wears a Pikachu hat ( ̄_,  ̄).
It was originally the most beautiful cub in the crowd, and it was even more conspicuous when it became cute.
Kaka posted the same photo on Facebook, and the popularity remained high once it was released.
"Kaka, why is your hat different from others?"
"From the fans, cute, right?"
"But...cute? Oh!"
This is basically the style of painting.
Of course, online complaints are fierce, but in reality it has caused a wave of imitation.
The merchants suddenly discovered that this year’s Christmas hats were not selling well, but a yellow mouse hat was sold out of stock.
Abramovich has always been generous and prepared to throw 5 million euros to host a Christmas party in the Caribbean. However, after checking the schedule and finding that there was a game on the second day of Christmas, he could only book a Christmas dinner at a local hotel in London. Chelsea’s first team, Reserve team, youth team players, coaching staff, and club staff are all invited to participate.
The media and fans received the rumors and stood by the door of the hotel early, making the scene look like a star walking on the red carpet. It was obviously still early, but there were already cheers and flashing lights intertwined on the scene, and even the Internet began to broadcast simultaneously.
Not to mention the local London media. Even rivals like the Manchester Evening News sent reporters to stay here. Fortunately, the hotel had been prepared and arranged enough security personnel to make no trouble.
Of course, Manchester United has received the most attention at Christmas dinners in the past years, but since Beckham left, there has been a lot of neglect. Chelsea’s side is looking to buy people and there are more and more fans. Of course, the media must see the wind. Give priority to the Blues.
As usual, the players’ female companions and dress are of course the focus of attention. Those who are well dressed are praised, those who are not good at clothes are complained, the wives who are beautiful are claimed by a push, and the ugly wives are of course ridiculed. , So the reporters set up their long guns and short cannons early, and only waited for the players to come to the battle immediately.
The first came the youth team players. The reporters were short of interest, but still didn't want to let the news go, and they still wanted to shoot.
One after another, first-team players came, such as Cudinic, Gallas, etc., but either they were not well-known or popular, and everyone just shot things like homework.
The reporters were shocked when Terry and Bridge arrived with their wives.
It's mainly Terry.
This is not only the iron-blooded captain of Chelsea, but also the current British leader, and his popularity ranks first in the entire Premier League.
What else to say, pat pat.
Then came Pato.
After getting out of the car, he first gave the car key to the doorman, and was baptized by a flashlight within two steps.
The Brazilian striker, who has just been famous, is not used to these things. He raised his wrist and looked at the time. He regretted getting out of the car too early. He should have been in the car for a few minutes. He would come together after being accompanied. The result was soon. Arriving at a car.
Royce.
The reporters also recognized the car. They were waiting for them to raise their cameras and get ready to go. They saw Royce getting out of the car and walking around to the other side and opened the passenger door.
Yo yo yo! What does this show?
Have a companion?
The reporters started shooting immediately!
Pato's eyes widened too.
Oh, Royce is one step ahead?
But soon he no longer envied.
Royce and his girlfriend Caroline are childhood sweethearts, and they have been together since they were young, but Caroline's looks are much more ordinary than Royce's good looks.
What reporters liked the most was this sharp contrast. Not only did they slap Royce with a fierce shot, but even Pato was hurt by Chiyu.
They even drafted the title, "Pato Came Alone, Envious of Royce's Accompanying" Barabara.
But Pato really doesn’t envy him at all, just like someone is always scorned, "Look at that, whoever grows up has a girlfriend", you really don’t want to give his girlfriend to you .
After the greeting, the Royce couple took the light bulb Pato onto the red carpet, ready to accept the baptism of the flash, but the flash was on, but it was not them.
Needless to say, this kind of heat is either Kaka or Sheva, Torres and Van Persie.
Pato regretted it again.
Nima should have left earlier, so I can get more shots anyway, now it's fine, it's transparent again...
"Kaka! Kaka! Look here!"
"Kaka! Hello, can you accept our interview? Please! Just one minute!"
"Kaka, sign a name for me."
"Um, I'm stumped, what brand of clothes is Kaka wearing? I can't recognize it, and his girlfriend's too... how is this reported?"
"You stupid! What kind of wealth is Kaka? Of course it's a private order."
Kaka held Delia with his left hand and waved his right to the fans.
The young couple are all immortal, with a leg length of 1.8 meters and an aura of 6.5 meters. Everyone has forgotten Royce and Pato. They didn’t remember the scene until Kaka took a few shots of Pato. There are three other people.
"What's in a daze?"
"Ah? Kaka, why are you here so soon?" Pato stupidly touched the back of his head.
Kaka was inexplicably, "Isn't it six o'clock? It's five o'clock now?"
"No, shouldn't you be the finale? The most important characters are the last ones."
"..." I was so helpless to refute it.
There is no doubt that although Kaka is not the finale, he is still the leader on this occasion.
In terms of popularity alone, even if it is An Fat + Toniu + Sheva together, it is not enough to play. The young players are not concerned about the suitability of them. They all ran up to take autographs to take photos. The family members are almost the same, all waiting for one. Zhang took a photo back to show off.
Fortunately, there will be a game tomorrow, so I can't drink alcohol tonight, otherwise Kaka will definitely go out sideways tonight.
Don’t even think about the news of the second day. Photos of Kaka and Delia were placed first, and they also made the headlines of The Sun and Metro, including the Daily Telegraph and The Times. The newspaper, which has always been a favorite, also used a lot of space to report on Chelsea’s Christmas dinner, and emphasized Kaka’s dressing and spouse selection taste.
Of course, big papers, you can't just write these boring things, by the way, it is necessary to extend the next game.
"The player of the Reading team, Hunter, may receive an unforgettable Christmas gift, because just one day after Christmas, his team will come to Stamford Bridge to challenge the current league hegemon, and in the last matchup In the game, their score is 0-10.
After that game, Hunter received death threats from Chelsea fans. It is conceivable what kind of treatment the new Premier League butcher will receive when he visits Stamford Bridge later. "
Ancelotti could not restrain the anger in his heart for the visit of Hunter and Reading. In an interview with Sky Sports, the Chelsea coach said that he did not welcome such a team to Stamford Bridge, but in order to A wonderful game dedicated to the fans, Chelsea will still do their best to fight this focus battle, "I don’t want to say too much about that conflict. Chelsea players will play every game seriously. As for the score, of course, it is to win. The more the better... Another 10 to 0? Do not rule out this possibility."
Ancelotti’s disciples also behaved relatively calmly. Captain Terry said:
We will play this game as an ordinary league without any personal feelings. Christmas has just passed. , We don’t want and don’t want our opponents to spoil the atmosphere."
In contrast, the words of midfielder Essien seem to be a lot of fun. The Ghanaians have obviously not forgotten the conflict in the last game: "I still have a fresh memory of that game. Our two goalkeepers were in the same game. Being kicked off the court by your opponent during the game makes it hard for you to let go. I guarantee that Hunter will definitely have a memorable Christmas... Christmas is over? It’s okay, good gifts are never afraid of being late."
Of course, there is no need to mobilize more against Reading. Ancelotti has only two requirements for the players.
Keep it away and be careful.
"Chelsea took out a 4-4-2, but instead of double front waist and double back waist, it is a diamond-shaped position with a stronger attacking power. A single midfielder with two full-backs will make their midfield more aggressive. ..."
"Goalkeeper: Cech;
Defenders: Maicon, Lucio, Terry, Zambrotta;
Midfielder: Essien, Bell, Kaka, Royce;
Forwards: Torres, Van Persie. "
"Reading put out a defensive formation.
Goalkeeper: Hahnemann;
Defenders: Ingie Marsson, Muti, Xiao Lei, Sonker;
Midfielder: Sidwell, Harper, Gunnarson, Lita, Ritter;
Forward: Doyle.
Unfortunately, Hunter did not appear in the starting lineup, but even sitting on the bench, the Reading midfielder still received boos from the audience. "
In addition to boos, there was also a raised middle finger.
Cech did not become a mask man like in history. Chelsea people shouldn't be so angry, but Hunter has been arguing that there is no problem with his actions at the time, which undoubtedly aroused the anger of all Chelsea people.
Kudinic was injured much more severely than Cech, but everyone did not express any anger at the initiator Sidwell, because Sidwell was more sincere than Hunter.
The two sides stand still on the court, and Kaka doesn't care if the opposite player will hear it, or deliberately let the opponent hear it, "Everyone use a little bit of effort to put Hunter on the field. Hunter doesn't play, and we don't stop. "
Reading almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
It's so as if you don't have to work hard after Hunter is on the court...
Whatever he did was wrong anyway, what else could Reading do besides using the power of feeding.
The tragedy is that they did not get milk even though they used their strength...
In the first minute of the game, Bell broke through the wing and broke the baseline.
Essien flicked his hands hard and the football flew directly into the penalty area of the Reading team.
Torres flew the header and Van Persie volleyed the goal.
In the tenth minute of the game, Kaka won a free kick and helped Royce to score.
2-0.
At the twenty-first minute, the atmosphere of the audience reached its climax.
Kaka hit Huanglong again and was tripped to the ground in the penalty area.
Reading made the situation worse and won the red dot package, but Kaka did not take the penalty, but called Cech up.
The Chelsea goalkeeper made a free throw in the cheer of the audience and personally reported his revenge on the game.
Captain Reading couldn't help it at this time and ran to the sidelines and muttered to the coach.
It is unknown what he said to outsiders, but combining his subsequent actions and the statements of Chelsea players after the game, everyone guessed the general content.
At the beginning of the second half, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Hunter came off the bench.
Kaka, Bell, and Royce all deliberately ran over to pass him once. In the 60th minute of the game, the score was already 5-0.
The Reading coach trembled with anger.
This big cheat!
"Hunter won't play, we won't accept soldiers", doesn't mean "Hunter will accept soldiers when he plays"?
Kaka cheated paper!
Reading snarled wildly in his heart, but they misunderstood Kaka.
After 5-0, Chelsea's offensive eased immediately.
It’s not a good thing for people to speak martial ethics in the arena and force them too badly...
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