Chapter 333: Don’t think I’m kidding (two in one)
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I am Quaresma
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:57:29
?Quaresma's goal made San Siro mourn everywhere and turned into hell.
Milan players looked at Quaresma's eyes with a trace of fear.
Can you really win against such a man?
The last time we met, Porto, who had no strength at all, had already pushed Milan to a dead end, and Quaresma at that time was already stunning.
And after a season, Quaresma appeared in front of himself like God came, and brought them only despair!
Three goals and two assists in two rounds. Arsenal's four goals are all related to him. It is not too much to say that he defeated Milan with his own strength.
He is too strong!
Can't compete with Milan so strong!
Is this man a god?
A season ago, what he said seemed to linger in his ears, and after a season, his words came true!
Milan was defeated by Quaresma. Milan paid the most painful price for what they had done. This is the promise made by Quaresma at that time.
Seedorf looked at Quaresma like a god, and he was already embarrassed. He wished to be replaced quickly.
It seems that the initiator of all this is not Quaresma, but the root cause of his shameless fall last season, he is the culprit.
No one wants to lose, and no one wants to lose in such a shameful way!
If you can re-select, then last season Seedorf will no longer fall in Porto's penalty area.
He regretted it!
He didn't even know what way to atone for!
Can I come again?
The slap in the face crackled, the blood pumped red, the blood was rushing to the top of his head, he was about to explode!
Unlike Seedorf's embarrassment, Kaka's eyes were lost, as if he had once fallen into self-doubt and denial.
The game hit him too much!
Quaresman’s unstoppable figure hit him too much!
As the most popular supernova in European football in recent seasons, Kaka has his own pride.
He is convinced that as long as he continues to advance at the current rate of progress, he will surely climb to the top of world football and look at more colorful scenery.
However, compared with the bright and bright Quaresma at the moment, he has been eclipsed and insignificant!
He lost!
He lost completely with Milan!
He needs to find a place to be quiet, secretly licking the wound, and whether he can come out in the future, even he himself does not know!
More Milanese seem to have lost their minds in despair and fell to the semi-finals of the Champions League. This is a very cruel result, everyone can't bear it!
Even after the game restarts, Milan players are still attacking towards Arsenal's half, but they have lost their souls like walking dead, there is no life!
Suspense ends!
After Arsenal blocked Milan's last offensive, the referee blew the whistle at the end of the match.
everything is over!
San Siro Stadium has issued its own wail!
In the mourning, the most passionate celebration of Arsenal players is completely out of step with the atmosphere of the scene.
No one cares!
Losers, just find a place to silently cry!
We just want to celebrate!
What if this is San Siro!
Embracing passionately with his teammates, everyone's face is excited and exaggerated, everyone has completely let go of them, shouting, laughing, roaring!
we won!
We are here for the Champions League final!
Came to the stands where a handful of Arsenal fans were located, waving thanks to the fans who came with the team from far away, and also celebrating this victory for all Arsenals.
Milan fans have already left the court indignantly. This is a moment for the Kings to celebrate, and it has nothing to do with these losers.
Instead of staying here to see the disgusting faces of the Arsenal, find a bar and get drunk!
Fortunately, Milan is still pretty impressive. There is no such thing as turning on the irrigation system to turn opponents into ruin when their opponents celebrate the victory.
Of course, it is also possible that the turf administrator of San Siro Stadium did not expect such a saucy operation...
After enough trouble, the Arsenal players returned to the locker room and took a bath and changed clothes. If this was at their home court, they might go crazy until the next morning.
"Let's go to the press conference!" Wenger called Quaresma, who was in trouble with his teammates, with a smile on his face: "I know you have to wait a long time for this day."
Quares looked at Wenger in surprise, did I show it clearly?
He laughed dumbly, then shook his head, and it seemed that he could not hide others from his careful thinking.
He Wenger walked into the press conference before and after. The reporters had already been waiting anxiously. The spotlight flashed, and Quaresma could not open his eyes for a while!
Human rights!
Doesn’t it mean that human rights are most respected in Western countries?
Why didn't I feel this?
Needless to say, with frequent flashes of spotlights, your eyesight will definitely be affected, but the reporter ignores all this and still flashes, fearing that you missed the best camera angle and timing!
However, there is no point in talking about human rights with reporters here, because you have to be clear first that people are standing in front of you.
I sat on the seat in a leisurely manner. Although I only crossed the past two seasons, due to the many flash points and topics on my body, Quaresma has already trained as an old driver.
The first half of the press conference did not have much to do with Quaresma. The reporters were mainly asking Ancelotti and Wenger. There were too many topics in the game itself, and they showed such an unexpected result. The two coaches are now The mood is really two extremes.
"Unfortunately, we haven't been able to win Arsenal at home. For the unsatisfactory result of not reaching the Champions League final, I have to say sorry to the majority of Milan fans!"
"There are too many accidents in the game itself. I didn't expect Arsenal to adopt such a conservative tactic. It's not like two teams of the same level are fighting. Their ideas are too utilitarian!"
"If Arsenal chooses to attack, then I am confident to lead Milan to reverse the score and eliminate Arsenal, but unfortunately, it is not the offensive football but the utilitarian football that ultimately advances to the final!"
"Milan is still strong and has not won this season, but there is next season, next year, we will come back again, we will definitely win the Champions League!"
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Ancelotti didn't find a good standpoint for the defense. He could only use Arsenal's defensive football in this game.
Of course, in fact, Arsenal is indeed utilitarian.
Wenger didn't care what Ancelotti said, because Arsenal had won anyway, so what could the loser complain?
But Wenger doesn't care, it doesn't mean Quaresma doesn't care.
Admittedly, Ancelotti is a well-known old man in football, but he also has his position and his interests.
"Utilitarian football?" Quaresma picked up the microphone and said with an ironic expression: "Utilitarian football is at least fair and fair to play on the court, which is better than playing those shameless conspiracies!"
Ancelotti's face was stagnant, and it became difficult to look again.
The reporters from the audience were very excited, and indeed Quaresma had to do things as soon as he spoke.
He clearly said that Seedorf had a fall in the penalty zone last season!
Is he going to talk about this for a lifetime?
"Arsenal eliminated Milan. This is a happy ending. Compared to flops, obviously fans are more willing to watch Arsenal beat their opponents with the most beautiful football, don't they?"
"I said it would cost Milan, and now I have done it!"
"Although it is a bit regretful to say that it was a little too early to meet Milan and did not allow Milan to fall in the final, but people should be content."
"Of course, I also welcome Milan to challenge us, and I look forward to the next matchup!"
"Finally, let me remind you, don't fall anymore, my temper is bad, I burst out and even scared myself, I'm afraid I can't help but wash Milan!"
"Don't think I'm kidding!"
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Reisma spoke such words in a joke, but the reporters under the stage heard a deep chill!
Can't afford it!
Quaresma's character is a must-see!
Barcelona, who swept him out of the house, was always remembered by him, and Milan, who eliminated him by vile means, was also madly retaliated by him after one season.
Provoked him, I'm afraid it didn't end well!
I am afraid that many Milan fans have started complaining about Seedorf at this time, why did they use vile means to win last season!
Isn't it a good idea to eliminate Porto?
If there is not such a messy thing at the beginning, I am afraid that Quaresma will not be completely violent in these two rounds. Maybe Milan still has the hope of advancing to the final!
But now it's all over!
After speaking, Quaresma looked at the reporters who were all shocked and speechless, and smiled and put down the microphone.
...
While staying in Milan for one night, although the team members wanted to go to the night party to continue to celebrate, but who would have thought that Wenger actually let the assistant coach sit in the lobby of the hotel, just to block them.
Excited overnight, when eating breakfast the next day, everyone was wearing big dark circles, smiling at each other, with the consensus that "you can't sleep".
After a key battle, although public opinion exploded habitually, although it had exploded after the first round of the game, it may now be only the level of aftershocks, but it has caused widespread repercussions among the fan community.
Arsenal propped up in San Siro!
No matter how much advantage Milan has in the game, there is no elimination of opponents, no elimination of opponents, and even home games have not won, this is a sports that is oriented to the final value of the results, not to mention, Milan also can not talk about Although the defeat is still glorious.
Of course, Milan also had the opportunity to make a comeback in the game, especially after scoring a goal, which meant a lot of eyebrows and exhalation, but it turned out to be completely collapsed after Quaresma and sharp counterattacks.
In the face of Milan, if we look at Quaresma's absolute performance, he has not only completed his revenge, but even created a new hatred.
Now it is Milan's turn to hate Quaresma!
He is simply an executioner!
After scoring a goal as expected, Quaresma's Champions League goals this season have reached 14 goals, which is equal to the record set by Milan player Altafini.
Now when I mention this record, there will also be Quaresma's name on it.
And the Champions League is not over, as long as he can score in the finals, then he will enjoy this record alone and become the object of countless worship.
It seems that fans can’t find a statement that can be used to praise Quaresma, because compared to Quaresma’s performance, all words are so pale, but Quaresma’s performance is always so. Passion.
There are countless chants of praise, and Quaresma's performance of the god-level performance is convincing.
After eliminating Milan, the next opponent is not Barcelona!
That's right, in another semi-final, Barcelona eliminated La Liga powerhouse Villarreal and advanced to the final as expected, becoming Arsenal's final opponent.
Quaresma's journey of revenge continues!
As for whether he can really lead Arsenal to the Champions League, everything can only be revealed after the game!
That scene has made everyone look forward to it.
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Back in London, Arsenal had a limited rest period.
The Champions League advance to the finals does not mean that they can sleep on the credit card. Both fronts have not come to an end, and there is no champion in hand. How can they relax?
Of course, the unprecedented outstanding results still make the atmosphere of the training ground very relaxed. With the amusement like Eboue, the Arsenal first team is mostly full of laughter and laughter.
As if now, Eboue was scratching his private parts through his shorts while doing warm-ups. The expressions that made his eyebrows dazzle were so cumbersome, so that the teammates on the opposite side beat him very much.
This product is owed!
Quaresma would like to ask him, do you wear wool pants?
Is it so tickling?
Isn't it already static on you?
If a girl stood in front of Eboue at this time, it wouldn’t be too much to sue him for sexual harassment!
"It's not addictive to see you scratching, otherwise I'll help you scratching?" Van Persie couldn't see it and said to Eboue.
Eboue instantly made an expression that the comer refused, and looked forward.
Then Van Persie scared away!
The teammates were already covering their stomachs with a smile, and when they couldn't help, they began to beat the ground to calm themselves down.
At this moment, Flamini rushed into the dressing room and ran out quickly, with something in his hand.
"This is the latest high-tech product in our laboratory~EbookFREE.me~ No matter which part of your body is itching, you don't need to ask others for help, you can solve the problem yourself!"
Passing the stuff in his hands to Eboue, Flamini has completed the transition from a professional player to a salesman.
"It's a switch, which converts electrical and mechanical forces to complete mechanical actions. Among them are electronic chips that can adjust the force according to your body's real-time feedback, and at the same time..."
Flamini still has the expression of "You can't buy a dollar, you can't buy a dollar, you can't be fooled", vivid.
But Quaresma looked at the contents of his hand a little dazed.
How is this thing tickling?
Still electric?
At this time, don't you think it is more appropriate to give Eboue a plane cup?
For the first time, Cresma felt that the salesman Flamini was a little unprofessional!