Chapter 124: Don't shoot, I'm not a good person
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1173 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:52:15
Emotionally and reasonably, Valdy finally persuaded the captain to remove the disguise on his face, leaving only a baseball cap.
Will performed very calmly on the court, in line with a veteran's due state, but when driving, the captain instantly became the famous of autumn, and he jumped into the car.
Valdy felt that he might be in danger.
Maybe because the old guy can't run on the court, he can only look for the feeling of speed and speed while racing!
When he arrived at his destination, Valdy was about to vomit dark.
"Uh, it seems that you are really uncomfortable, otherwise I drive at about the same speed as your sprint, and you shouldn't have such a big reaction!" Will shrugged and looked at the helpless Vardy.
"You are too worthy of me, I can't run for 200 miles!" Vardy rolled his eyes.
straightened up, looked around, and the car stopped in front of a quiet courtyard.
Captain Will took out a piece of paper, looked down at the information above, and then looked up at the yard.
"Yeah, that's right, this is it!" There was uncertainty in his voice, and he seemed to cheer himself up.
Vardi's black line full of heads has not been found before, and the captain was also such an unreliable person.
"Are you sure this is the home of Everton fans? If you make a mistake to make Liverpool fans home, we are easily driven out, it is too embarrassing!" Vardy said suspiciously.
Will embraced Valdy in a big bag, and he looked like a chest.
Vardi rolled his eyes and followed Will reluctantly to the door of the courtyard.
Take out the prop box prepared in advance, which is naturally filled with his signature jersey. For Everton fans, this must be the best Christmas gift.
It happened that a little boy was playing with a ball on the lawn, and Valdi didn't ring the doorbell.
"Children, I'm a courier, can you call out your grown-ups with your courier?" Valdy tried to make himself look milder, because he knew that the children were all demons.
Then, he knew that his cognition was indeed correct.
The little boy looked up at Valdy, his eyes dribbled, and seemed to think for a few seconds before turning his head and shouting into the room—
"Mom, there is a very ugly uncle outside the door, he said he is a courier!"
Click!
Valdy seems to hear the sound of a broken heart!
He was about to cry. Even if he didn’t look handsome, he wouldn’t describe it as ugly?
Know that you are still far from the level of beauty in the prosperous age, but that can scare you all.
It may be that this abominable little guy has a problem with his aesthetic!
En, it must be!
Vardi can only comfort himself in his heart in this way, and try to make himself not care about children.
At this time, the house did not open, and came out a young woman with amorous face and good figure, sexy, exuding a seductive from top to bottom.
Valdy looked at Will next, and found that the goods were already drooling at the beauty.
said, wouldn't this guy come here because he knew there was a beautiful young woman in this family?
The young woman and the beautiful woman walked to the gate of the courtyard, looked at Valdy wearing a baseball cap, and Will, the five big and three thick Will, and instantly categorized the two in front of him as gangsters.
"There is no courier in our house!" the young woman asked suspiciously.
Valdy had no choice but to pass the box over the fence first.
At the moment when the young woman took the box, Valdi raised her head slightly and smiled at the young woman with a grin.
If, as Will said, this is a loyal Everton fan, then now she must be able to recognize Valdy, Everton's most popular star.
Then he covered his mouth in surprise, as if he saw something incredible, and even was so excited that he burst into tears. This is the standard surprise effect.
However, things are far from following the direction envisioned by Valdy and Will.
The beautiful young woman was indeed surprised, but the look of Huarong was not like a surprise.
exclaimed, the young woman dropped the box, turned and ran into the house, leaving Valdy and Will cluttered in the wind.
"You look too scary, you see, scared everyone away!" Will's dull eyes complained about Vardy.
Vardi looked at Will, with a disdainful expression on his face, and said to himself what he looks like, and still have a face to talk about others?
Just when Valdy and Will vomited each other, the beautiful young woman ran out again, but the real scary thing was-
Carrying a shotgun in her hand!
Me grass!
Get down!
Valdy instantly raised his hands above his head and made a surrender. He didn't want to be a wild boar under a shotgun.
turned his head to look at Will, and found that the old guy was also a timid look, but his eyes were still squinting, this old pervert.
"Madam, please keep calm, I am not a good person!"
After speaking ~EbookFREE.me~ Valdy felt something was wrong, but before he thought about it, he found that the young woman had put the shotgun up.
"I'm Jamie Vardy, followed by our captain Will, we are here to surprise the fans!" Valdy quickly opened the baseball cap, he was really afraid that the young woman could not help but shoot him.
The glamorous young woman sneered, "Of course I know that you are Valdy, but you are a gift to the fans and can be sent to the Liverpool fans' homes, which is also yours! Just now, I will shoot and kill you two, save Ever. The total pressure on Liverpool is over, and garbage teams like Everton should be relegated to hell!"
Vardi's cold sweat was frightened, and he complained to Will more than once.
Nima, what did I say, and it turned out really came to Liverpool fans' home!
Isn't this the lamb taking the initiative to the tiger's house and waiting to be eaten!
Could it be more reliable?
"This, you may not know, I have always been Liverpool's most loyal fan. From the next I dreamed of joining Liverpool. See if everyone likes Liverpool. Can you put the gun down, don't shoot, I am myself People!"
What kind of face do you need at this time, save your life first?
Of course, in fact, Vardi is not a lie. As a fraternity fan in his previous life, he really likes many teams, and one of them is called Liverpool.
After speaking, looking at the young woman's indifferent expression, Valdy felt that he might be deadly soon.
Valdy even closed his eyes in fear.
But after half a day, he did not hear the gunshots, nor did he feel any pain in his body, so he slowly opened his eyes.
Glamorous young woman still holding a gun, her expression is still so cold.