Chapter 242: Tease or that tease

"Chamsey's chance, Lampard got the ball!"
"But his position is not good, what choice will he make?"
"Lampard didn't pass, he chose to go it alone!"
"Fake action, stepping on a bicycle, this is a very rare extraordinary action on Lampard!"
"Waldi's defensive ability is not outstanding. Can he defend Lampard?"
"In the past, God, Lampard flashed off Valdy's defense. In front of Lampard's unskilled, Valdi was shaken away!"
"Lampard continues to advance with the ball. Manchester United's defensive player is too late to stop. Will he set the record for Chelsea?"
"Oh no, Valdi hasn't given up yet, tackled from the side, Lampard is dangerous!"
"God, what did we see?"
"Valdy's spikes actually scratched on Lampard's shorts, and Lampard's shorts were ripped!"
"What the happened?"
"Lampard's underwear was exposed under the watch of tens of thousands of fans on the stadium and millions of fans in front of the TV!"
"My God, it's unbelievable. The tough guy Lampard's were actually printed with Snow White and the seven dwarfs. My God, my world view will collapse!"
The broadcast commentary is passionately explaining Lampard's offense, but this time, almost did not spray in front of millions of fans.
Not to mention the narrator, even Valdi, now leaning on the lawn and looking up at Lampard’s small expression, his expression was dumbfounded, and the beast of the heart roared past.
Although I always thought of it as a joke before, I ripped off Lampard's shorts. If the small one showed a very sultry color, then Lampard was ashamed and big.
But now the color is not a disgusting color, but this pattern is too kawaii!
I did not expect that the English Premier League tough guys like Lampard still have a childlike innocence, oh no, this should be the girlish innocence?
If the patterns above are cats and mice, it can also be said that Lampard is childish and misses his beautiful childhood.
But how can this Snow White and the seven dwarfs explain?
The fans in the stands were not very clear. Lampard put on his shorts with a red face, but the keen live guide directly captured this picture. The fans who were standing in front of the TV were almost frying. !
"I'm going, Valdy is naked revenge. Last time Lampard stripped his pants, this time, Lampard was exposed, not at all!"
"That's not the point. The point is the pattern printed on Lampard. It's actually Snow White and the seven dwarfs. I have few studies. Who can explain to me, what does this mean?"
"It's not easy. It's obviously Lampard's young girl's heart. He always fantasizes himself as Snow White, hoping that one day a handsome Prince Charming will rescue him, but the reality is that he turned around him. All dwarfs..."
"This is not the point. The point is that when others show it, the front is bulging. Why doesn't Lampard bulge at the front? Is there a problem with the size of this product?"
...
At this point, Lampard glared at Vardy, wishing to swallow Valdi in one bit, and his heart was like a dog beeping.
Ashamed, it is like keeping a small secret in my heart for decades, but was once made known to the public and made known to the world, and shame died.
The players of the two teams also looked at this scene dumbfounded, and they could not react for a long time.
Manchester United players laughed one after another, especially the teasers led by Ferdinand, lest the world would not be chaotic.
Chelsea players want to laugh but feel that it is not appropriate to laugh, which makes them very uncomfortable.
No wonder the teammates are always fooling around when changing clothes in the game, and only change the pants when everyone is almost out. It turns out that there is such a shocking secret!
Chelsea players thought gossip, there must be a hidden feeling.
At this moment, Valdy looked at Lampard's angry expression, and said badly, hurry up!
So Valdi jumped up and ran away with his legs, he was really afraid of Lampard biting him.
A farce should almost come to an end at this time. The referee watched the excitement for a long time before remembering his duties.
The game was interrupted for a long time, certainly not.
The referee found Valdy and gave him a yellow card. He didn't even say anything because of it.
In fact, Valdy’s action was not a dangerous one. Although it looked like a tackle, it was actually a move to grab the ball. The reason why he could pull off Lampard’s pants was because of Lampard’s time. The center of gravity is too low.
Considering the feelings of Lampard, the referee felt that he should show Vardy a yellow card.
In this regard, Vardy was not too dissatisfied. Anyway, he completed the task himself, and a yellow card was really not in his eyes.
All three red cards were passed by him last season. In contrast, this is all pediatrics!
After the start of the next game, Lampard turned his grief into strength and was extremely brave. He launched a charge again and again towards the goal of Manchester United. It seems that there is a prominent performance that can make people forget Snow White on him.
At this time, Lampard was not a magic lamp, but the devil summoned in the magic lamp, powerful and full of attack power.
When Valdy saw Lampard, he ran away. God knows if he sees his eyes full of blood, will he kill himself in exasperation.
It was just that such a brave Lampard hadn't had time to play, and the first half of the game was over. He poured a pot of cold water directly on his flaming fighting spirit, and with a prick, the whole person calmed down.
As he walked off the court, Lampard glared at Vardi. If his eyes could kill, Valdi might not know how many times he died.
Mourinho glanced at Lampard sympathetically, feeling the same, he also wished to kill Valdi.
In one game, Valdi offended both Chelsea bosses.
One is to sell the signature in person, and the other is even more ruthless than this. He directly stripped off his pants and lost his face.
If you say that Chelsea's big three are now, it is not Mourinho the coach, Lampard the super midfielder, and the captain Dinghaishen Terry.
Now that Valdy has successfully angered two of them, his relationship with Chelsea has fallen to a freezing point, and it is not common.
However, what everyone does not know is that Vardy may provoke the last remaining Terry in the future. You know, your friend Wengmen is the one who can’t control Tintin.
Well, if your is not clean, don't blame others for asking you for your chrysanthemum!
During the intermission, the atmosphere in the Manchester United stand was very happy, and the fans had already learned about Lampard through various channels.
At the beginning of the second half, the fans shouted slogans neatly.
"Snow White Lampard!"
"Your Prince Charming is here!"
"He is our Valdy!"
...
Lampard collapsed. His little secret is about to become the laughing stock of the world. What other face does he live in the world!
The gaze that looked at Vardy was full of murderous intentions, before he hung himself, he must first kill Vardi.
Vardy was also innocent at this time, and even the fans' cry made him scream.
Every girl wants to become Snow White, looking forward to the perfect love, and similarly, every boy may also imagine that one day he will become the favorite girl Prince Charming, happy old!
It's no problem to be Prince Charming, but why is Snow White Lampard?
Thinking about this picture, Valdy rode a white horse, stopped a princess wearing Princess County, and put her in front of her. The princess turned back, and the two stared at each other, gradually kissing...
But if this turned face belongs to Lampard, then Valdi will surely fall off immediately!
too frightening!
Therefore, Valdi also collapsed.
After a while, Lampard was replaced by Mourinho because of his abnormal performance, and Valdy was also replaced by Ferguson because of his frequent agitation.
Ferguson was also a little bit crying and crying in the face of Valdy, this guy is simply the most surprising X factor!
Originally expecting Valdy to use the speed to fight back, but unexpectedly, this guy actually made such a first half.
Fortunately, even with the Blues's strongest attacker Lampard also came off, this is considered a sub.
In the end, the match between Manchester United and Chelsea ended in a draw, and neither side was able to score a goal.
Such a result may be acceptable to both parties, after all, it is not a failure without losing.
It can be traced back to the source, so that this game seems so sloppy culprit, is still the same as the second-handed Valdy.
The supernatural media have obtained the first-hand information of what happened in the player channel, which perfectly restores the whole process of Valdy's playing with Mourinho.
The fans all gave Vardy a thumbs up and liked it~EbookFREE.me~ Like him, he spoofed the opponent's coach. He is really the first, no one before, no one after.
In addition to the scene where Vardy knocked off Lampard's shorts on the court, Valdy was the focus of the game again.
Originally Chelsea and Manchester United's first battle should be the kind of intense and fierce competition, but because of the temptation of Valdy, the game opened for ten minutes as if doing restorative training.
Finally, the two sides began to enter the game, and Valdi showed Lampard to show that shocked the world, and the game became completely absurd again.
Now, no one has doubts about Valdy's ability to break the game.
Perhaps Everton’s platform was too small and the influence was not enough. Everyone felt that when Vardy returned to Manchester United, it would become normal. Even if he wanted to be abnormal, Ferguson would make him normal.
However, it turns out that they think too much!
Valdy is still that Valdy, or the one who said that he would break the game and make a break.