Chapter 245: Why did you shoot yourself?

Valdy can't control Rooney's housework. Anyway, the fat guy and Colleen are inseparable. The two are probably inseparable. Even if Rooney exposes various scandals in the future, the two will still be affectionate, so Valdy is not necessary. tube!
At most, if you don’t look for Colleen to play Rooney’s small report, even if it’s enough buddies!
Well, can't ask for more!
The first half of the game against Charlton was very difficult. The opponents at home played very tenaciously. Starting from the midfield, the defenses were layered. The built defense line made the United attack very uncomfortable.
Vardy was harassed by two opponents. He finally felt the distress in Lampard's heart when playing against Chelsea.
The two guys almost reached into Valdy's pants and touched...
Big breasted brother, are you really okay like this?
In order to avoid these two guys, Valdi simply ran to the left and grabbed Giggs' position. Anyway, Ferguson also often emphasized the rotation, so let Giggs face his favorite guy. !
The two strong men saw that Vardi could not help but torn up, and the mood broke down, so they separated a person and continued to follow Valdi.
This is the case with Rao, and Vardi was overwhelmed by harassment and rarely had the chance to get the ball.
As for Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney, they rushed violently, but the opponent's tight defense made them seem to be headless flies, turning around everywhere, and there was almost no actual threat.
Throughout the first half, Manchester United's threat offensive in the penalty area was only twice, and Rooney was not wasted.
Ferguson didn't get angry at halftime. After all, it's not that the players didn't work hard, but that the tactics were wrong.
So Ferguson began to change tactics, requiring players to shoot more outside the penalty area, while creating a positioning ball.
In the Premier League, the positioning ball is always a scoring weapon, and Manchester United is no exception. Conventional methods can't handle opponents and offer great moves, which is normal.
This is in line with Valdi's wishes. This game should have been his turn to express his power. The elevator horror and the full moon scimitar round. The Charlton goalkeeper must not be shot by himself.
At the beginning of the second half, Manchester United, which changed its strategy, appeared more aggressive. Even if the rushing position was not so high, the threat to Charlton was significantly greater.
Especially the guy who moved back and forth on the left and the middle of the road, with a cold kick, can make Charlton goalkeeper cold sweat.
Of course, the two guys will certainly not let go of the lascivious Valdi. If Valdi was so blunt that the two had made goose bumps, which led to instability when shooting, I am afraid that the goal will be scored and the card will be off work!
Seeing that the long shot at the front of the penalty area had no way to break the goal, Manchester United began to make a positioning ball again.
In terms of manufacturing positioning balls, it is obviously Ronaldo's specialty. This fancy movement finally has its place.
Perhaps many times, his fancy football has no way to pass the person directly, but this does not prevent the opponent from getting angry and throwing him down.
So, Valdy is using his life to tease, and Ronaldo is using his life to foul.
After receiving the pass, he turned around and didn't turn around, and immediately started to step on the bicycle. The look of the bag, I just wished that someone kicked him there.
The opponent's defensive player directly met Ronaldo's requirements, and a monk-like action put Ronaldo there.
Vardi clearly heard a moan from deep inside Ronaldo's heart, and in fact, Ronaldo was lying on the lawn rolling around!
There is no suspense in the positioning ball. Ronaldo's action is nothing more than a yellow card. If the referee pities, it is an unexpected joy.
But obviously the referee was not touched by Cristiano Ronaldo's performance and gave a free kick.
Ronaldo climbed up, as if he was okay, expressing his dissatisfaction with his actual actions.
Three people stood in front of the ball. This time Rooney didn’t go to the door to sell to distract his opponent’s goalkeeper. The last time he felt this was unsightly, he was freed after all kinds of protests and got to stand with them. Chance before the ball.
The fans in front of the TV were excited at once, as if there was a good show again!
There is no doubt that the three people standing in front of the ball now have good free kick ability.
Although Rooney's free kick is quite satisfactory, the shooting rate is good;
Ronaldo's elevator ball is very coquettish, and he can dump a person every time;
And Valdy is even more terrible. It is arrogant to be able to break the opponent's fans with two free kicks: vigorous free kick and elevator kick in a game!
What's more interesting is that when the three people get together, they can often come up with some tricks. For example, last time, Ronaldo and Valdi's goals came out in coordination.
However, the Charlton fans in the stands are not so beautiful. The three gunners are preparing to bombard Charlton's goal. How can they be happy.
"Manchester United won a free kick in an excellent position. If Manchester United scored because of this free kick, then Charlton players will regret the foul just against Ronaldo!"
"Now the Manchester United Trident is standing in front of the ball, so who will take the free kick?"
"This is really a difficult question to guess. I think no one can guess the real answer when the free kick is not kicked out!"
The narrator did not dare to talk nonsense, although he felt that Rooney had the highest chance of free throws, but he was really afraid that he would be beaten if he didn’t!
And at this moment of tension, under the eyes of all eyes, the three of them suddenly formed a circle, and nobody played the rock-paper-scissors!
This sudden change of style made everyone vomit blood three liters in an instant and lay down on their backs!
Do you want to be so unreliable!
We are all nervous, waiting for you to take a free kick!
But you suddenly played rock-paper-scissors. Are you going to use this kind of play to decide who takes the free kick?
Should we be so sloppy?
It's like the world's heavyweight boxing ring, the peak match between two super boxers is about to be staged, the atmosphere of the whole stand is extremely hot, but at this moment of tension, a boxer suddenly took out his phone--
Let me play the king pesticide first...
The fans were dumbfounded and dumbfounded, and the players on both sides of the field were no better.
The Manchester United players are covered with black lines, and they feel collapsed for having such a funny teammate;
The Charlton players have 10,000 MMP words in their hearts. If the rules allow, they have carried a knife to cut people!
Ferguson's expression was irresistible, and this stubborn old Scottish man revealed this expression. One can imagine how desperate he is now.
However, fans are gradually getting used to this style of painting. After all, Valdi is here, and it will become impossible even if it is unbelievable. If there is a game that does not make some movement, then this game must be unattractive.
Now there is a saying that Valdy has a game of teasing behavior, which shows that at least this game has a certain value, and if he is too lazy to engage in teasing, it means that this game has not been taken by his eyes.
Therefore, the teams in the middle and lower reaches of the league hope that when Manchester United and they play, Valdi can be more or less amused, which can also show that they are qualified by Valdi. If Valdi can’t look down on them, then They don't have to mix up.
There are many kinds of strength rankings. The most official and authoritative is naturally the standings, followed by various data rankings, and the most alternative ranking is actually the degree of Valdy's amusement-
If Valdy teases a lot, the opponent's strength must be very strong, while Valdy is too lazy to tease, the opponent's strength must be different!
Under the eyes of the eyes, the three people had a rock and paper scissors and had fun!
This is of course a free kick routine that the three men have discussed. Just play it out, as long as Vardi is not allowed to win, and in the end, Valdi must be the main penalty.
This way there is a high probability of deceiving each other's walls and goalkeepers.
Valdy seemed to have seen the face of the opponent's goalkeeper, which was full of tears after being deceived.
Rooney won, and the hammer he sold took away the scissors of Valdy and Ronaldo and became the big winner!
Raise your hands and celebrate with excitement, as if you have completely scored a goal.
Valdy and Ronaldo secretly gave Rooney a praise. The performance of this product has reached its peak~ EbookFREE.me~ Others saw that they had decided the victory and defeat, and they all waited for it. They did not doubt at all whether the ball would not. Rooney will take the punishment.
Rooney stood in front of the ball, while Valdi and Ronaldo were standing behind him. Vardi was secretly prepared. After Rooney slammed a shot, he was followed by an elevator horror.
That's right, this location is right for elevator horror!
Everyone looked nervously at the ball and Rooney in front of the ball. Even though Rooney’s free kick does not have too many characteristics, the threat is also not small. Charlton does not want his hard-drawn tie to be broken.
"Rooney's rock-paper-scissors won Valdy and Ronaldo. I didn't expect the three Musketeers to make such a hasty decision, but it was very interesting and fit the characteristics of the three young men."
"Actually, I just thought it would be Rooney who took the penalty, because he didn't play the role of interfering with the goalkeeper in front of the opponent's goal!"
"Now I don't know which angle he will choose. Let us wait and see!"
"Rooney started the run-up. His explosive power is excellent. He has completed the speed-up in an instant. His right foot was slammed on the ball. A free kick with a strong foot shot. God, it was a little worse. The ball rubbed the beam It's a pity to fly out of the bottom line!"
The narrator's voice began to be agitated. The moment when Rooney shot, it was already climaxing, but in the end, he seemed to be strangled by his throat, and he felt very sorry.
Charlton also broke out at home with regular cheers. No matter how beautiful the free kick is, no key is the key!
The Manchester United fans in front of the TV also had a headache, just scored a goal, it's a pity!
At this time, there are only two people in deep depression, one is Ronaldo and the other is Valdy!
Nima!
Why did you shoot yourself?