Chapter 247: I was so bitten by a dog.
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1742 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:52:54
Valdy was very happy, got a victory, and he also scored a beautiful free kick, easier to complete the system task, there is nothing better than this!
Valdy was lying on the hotel bed and was planning to enter the system to enjoy the joy of the harvest, which was fascinating.
Suddenly, Valdy's movements stopped.
What seems wrong?
I scored myself, yes!
The game also won, no problem, he is still the best in the game!
So, what's the problem?
A flash of lightning crossed his mind, and Valdi was instantly forced!
I am fucking!
Complete a fart mission!
Patronize people with stone scissors cloth!
Forget to celebrate!
At this moment, Valdy wants to cry without tears!
It’s so strange that Rooney, if it’s not for the first free kick, there won’t be so many things behind!
Next time I saw him play to death!
Otherwise, don’t hate!
Scratching his head with a hard face, Valdy could not help but recall, what was the punishment for the failure of the task?
Encounter with the goddess or the lottery?
Well, he admits that he thought it was too beautiful!
At this moment, Valdy's mind was blank!
Entering the system dimly, watching the task of "going out bitten by a dog" failed and punished, Valdy felt that he was in love.
What a sad feeling!
Suppose a person has superpowers to predict the future. If he knows that he will be bitten by a dog when he goes out, then he will not go out.
Vardi is now thinking this way. Since the system strictly restricts the "going out" condition, at least as long as Vardi is at home, he will never be bitten by a dog, although his family now has two Wang Xingren
But Vardy knew that this bite could not escape.
First, can't I never go out?
There is no time limit for the system. Even if he has been at home for a year, he will definitely be bitten by a dog after going out in the first year and one day. Moreover, he cannot really stay at home for a year, otherwise it will be moldy and bugs. Too.
Secondly, Valdy feels that the system is so powerful that he doesn’t go out even if he is killed, but the system still has 10,000 ways to drive himself out
Such as a house fire, such as being demolished
Of course, England may not have said this
Okay, it's a knife to extend his head, and a knife to shrink his head. This bite will be bitten sooner or later, and I can't even think about it.
Reaping the gold coin reward and a little free characteristic point earned by the burden of the scissors, Valdy reluctantly withdrew from the system, and now his mood is very beautiful
After returning to Manchester, the players who participated in the league received a day of rest, while other players have to continue training because there is a Champions League group match in the middle of the week. As long as the opponents are won at home, then Manchester United can directly lock the group. The first position.
On the day of the rest, Valdi did not go out at all. Although he had accepted the reality of having to be bitten by a dog, he was still not mentally prepared.
Hiding at home with two Wang Xings as companions, Valdy had a great time.
As for the phones that pulled him out, they refused.
"Jamie, Maserati has a new sports car, let's go and experience it!"
"Don't go!"
"Jamie, the nightclubs we often go to have a new model recently. Let's feel their softness!"
"Don't go!"
"Jamie, I want to introduce my sister to you!"
"Don't go, is your sister beautiful?"
"Looks like me!"
"roll!"
The next day I had to go to the Carrington base to train, and Valdy reluctantly went out!
Fully armed, in order to avoid being bitten by dogs, Valdi wears four pairs of leg guards. As for other positions, Valdi has no protection. After all, dogs cannot fly to bite themselves!
Cautiously and cautiously all the way to the training base, when entering the gate of the base, Valdy felt that he was a bit haggard.
In the locker room, the teammates watched Valdi unload the leg guards from the legs one by one, they were all stunned!
It's enough to wear a pair of leg guards to protect the head bones. Who has ever seen the leg guards wrap the calves in a circle, and it is still two layers before and after?
"Jamie, what kind of plane are you doing? Do you foresee that someone will fly shovel your calf today?"
Vardy smiled bitterly in his heart.
I don't have a hunch that someone will shovel my calf today. I have a hunch that someone will bite me!
But of course Valdy can't say it, otherwise others will treat him as a neuropathy.
In order to avoid embarrassment, Valdy pretended to mysteriously say: "This is my secret method of exercising speed. Do you know why I run like an engine on my feet? It is because of the leggings I tied, this is a mysterious expert in the East told Mine, I don’t pass on men, I don’t pass on women, I told myself, today I will share this secret with you, come and come, 100 per person!"
The nature that Valdy got was not 100 pieces one by one, but everyone "cut" neatly!
"I'd rather believe that you grew up from snack grass fodder and will run faster than a horse!"
Vardy shrugged, didn't believe it was okay, just fool around anyway.
At the end of the training, Valdi put on a layer of leg guards in front of his teammates. It doesn't matter what others think, what matters is that he doesn't want to be bitten by a dog!
Returning to the house trembling again, or nothing unexpected happened, Valdy could not help wondering, was the system suddenly human?
Isn't the system not going to punish itself and not let it be bitten by the dog?
However, a few minutes later, Valdi gave up the idea of the brain opening. If the system has humanity, then it is not far from the destruction of the earth.
It’s not that you don’t report, the time is not up.
In the evening, lunch was prepared for the two Wang Xingren. Vardi knocked on the rice bowl and called them to dinner, but after waiting for a long time, only Komatsu lion came here, but Erha was missing.
Valdy searched the house and didn't find it. He was shocked. Was it because the life was not happy and he ran away from home?
Thinking of this, Valdy hurried out to find it. After all, there were not many people around. If Erha really ran, someone would definitely see it.
"Cristiano, where are you?"
Anxiously walked out of the house, Valdy shouted Erha's name.
That’s right, Erha’s name is Ronaldo’s name, and Chow Chow is called Wayne.
In this way, he can live with his two good friends every day.
Fortunately, Ronaldo and Rooney have not come to Valdi's house recently, otherwise they will be desperate to fight with Valdi.
Imagine Ronaldo sitting on the sofa and shouting Rooney. Rooney didn’t come.
Okay, the picture is so beautiful!
Several families on the south side have asked, and they said they didn't see it. Valdi couldn't help getting irritated. Was Erha lost like this?
It is said that Erha didn't let go, but he didn't let go, and the goods would be gone.
He turned around and hurried northward, but as several families said they didn't see it, Valdi's heart sank straight down.
Although the time for the two Wangxing people to come is not too long, Valdi is a soft-hearted person, and the short encounter makes him full of reluctance. If Erha is really lost, I am afraid that he will be for a long time. Will not be happy.
But just as Valdy was desperate, the peak turned around.
Outside one's courtyard wall, Valdi suddenly saw his family's Erha.
What surprised him even more was that the cargo was riding on a lady dog and kept shaking, the frequency became faster and faster, and it felt as if it could reach the peak at any time.
I go, you guys actually sneaked out and sneaked?
Vardi was also deeply drunk with Erha's heroic performance!
Without feeling full of energy, Valdi didn't have the consciousness of not destroying other people's good deeds, and flew and kicked on Erha's ass.
Calling you to worry me!
Tell you to come out about / cannon!
Believe it or not, you can never stand up!
With a loud cry, along with Valdina's very amorous foot, Erha actually climaxed. Although he was kicked a few steps away, the expression on the dog's face seemed extremely pleasant.
Hurry me home!
But at that moment, the lady dog was gone!
Erha Shuang is enough, I haven't got enough!
I thought that the person in front of me had ruined my happy life, and the lady dog was also out of breath, taking advantage of Valdy's lesson, and he gave Valdi a sip.
Boom!
With a clear sound, the princess dog bit on Valdina's double-insulated leggings, and her teeth almost broke!
At this time, Valdy finally knew how the system would make him bitten by a dog
Well, if you don’t bite yourself, you won’t be in trouble!
Valdy threw his teeth at the poodle and shook it.
The poodle can’t understand why the guy’s legs are so hard in front of him, as if
Then, the poodle started to think again.
Erha is now struggling. On the one hand, the lady dog bit her own master, and she should be angry with her owner, but this lady dog is a lover who has succeeded. What should I do?
So, it also fell into a dilemma ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Valdi did not care so much, just want to take Erha home and re-educate in love!
Suddenly, the owner of the house came out, a girl full of youth and vitality, and his face was very beautiful and delicate. Valdy felt a little stunned. If there was a mirror in front of him, he would be able to see his statue of a pig.
As if the kid was caught doing bad things, Valdy smiled a little bit pleased.
No way, my dog gave XXOO the dogs from other people, don't you have to show it?
"I'm so sorry. I must teach it back when I go back. If it doesn't work, I'll take it for ligation, so that it will always harm other dogs!"
Although it seemed that the other party was not very angry, Vardi took the initiative.
At this time, the girl's face was reddish, her teeth were lightly raised, and her voice was pleasant.
"It would be nice if you were as active as your dog!"