Chapter 266: Live-action wax figure

For Valdy's amused behavior when he suddenly pulled out of his pants on the field, everyone's normal reaction should be to laugh away, after all, this is only a small part of Valdy's long amused career.
However, because of Valdy's header at the last moment, some people linked the lore to the headband, thinking that Valdy's lore was entirely due to this headband.
Although a little idealistic, the result of this coincidence is of interest to everyone.
Vardy, a person who never used a header, was able to shoot such an exaggerated overhead shot from the top of his head. Although he did not know if he broke the world record for the distance of the header, but at least it has not happened for a long time recently.
Is this really just a coincidence, is it really that Valdy is beating upright?
No, obviously it is a credit to the hair band!
As a result, Valdy's hair band swept the world football like a virus and became popular.
On the wild courts, they all play with their hairbands. They all believe that the hairbands can help them score the lore. Even if it is unsuccessful, it is not bad to wear a dress...
There are even more rich people shouting publicly to buy Valdy's hairband. If Valdy sells this hairband, a Maserati will be instantly available in his garage...
But at this time, Valdy didn't care about the rumours of his hair, he was enjoying a romantic two-person world with Kristi.
Neither Valdi nor Kristi has avoided taboos at all. On the contrary, they are very natural under the lens.
Neither of them cared about whether there was a scandal.
In fact, some people have put the name of the first Premier League on Vardy's head.
The girl Atomic Cat member Liz, the long-legged model Clancy, the Everton beauty team doctor, and the legendary pair of lace borders cohabiting with Valdy, now with the beauty host Kesti, just short In more than a year, Valdi has already had so many female partners.
Perhaps he is not the most hunted, after all, many stars take the initiative in the nightclub every night.
But there is no need to doubt that the quality of Valdy Hunting is absolutely the highest. Without mentioning other people, Justy alone kills everyone.
Sky Sports Beauty Host, the most beautiful football baby, the top three in England's most beauty woman list, the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, this kind of Christie deserves the title of the national goddess.
And it is such a goddess that everyone can only watch from a distance, not indecent play, so Valdy got it...
Valdy was very touched by Kesti's ability to come and cheer on himself;
But Kristi felt very happy and comfortable with the little boy Vardi.
However, they are very cautious about the relationship between the two, even if they just turned over the clouds and rain in the bed, they must not forget it.
Who knows the future?
At least it's good to be happy now!
Because Manchester United's next game is the third round of the FA Cup and the lower-level league team, Valdi does not need to participate, he also got a rare break.
Simply did not return to Manchester in London, Valdy and Christie spent a pleasant few days.
Of course, Kesti has her own job, and she still has to host the show, so after two days of being tired together, the two were reluctant to part.
And Valdy, who has fallen into loneliness, has nothing to do, so he simply finds some off-court teasing to do daily life, which also has rewards.
Although there is no specific plan, Valdy feels that if he goes to the Madame Tussauds to pretend to be a wax figure, it must be very interesting!
Thinking of this, Valdi immediately took action and rushed to Madame Tussauds.
As a famous tourist attraction in London, the Wax Museum receives thousands of tourists every day. If you are unlucky, you may have to queue for several hours.
No way, looking at the long queue, Valdy could only find the staff, reveal his identity as a star, and told them his action plan, which only got the cooperation of the stadium staff.
Vardy's aura with a headline halo is destined to be so popular no matter where he goes. Although Madame Tussauds is famous enough, it is also beneficial to expose it from time to time, so the two sides hit it off.
At this time, Valdy thought of the importance of the team, and increasingly felt that he should build a team to serve his amusement.
In order to cooperate with Valdy's actions, the staff of the venue also worked hard and found him several sets of clothes that matched the theme scene in the venue.
First of all, Vardy put on sackcloth clothes, and then painted some red dye on the clothes and face. It looks no different from blood stains. Under the light, it looks very scary.
That's right, Valdy is to play the tortured person in a haunted house, the kind that is extremely cruel.
Soon, with the help of the staff, Vardy entered the role, but in order not to appear abrupt, another staff member played back with him, which seemed true.
The staff held the torture tool and made a grinning expression, while Valdi in front of the torture tool strangled his neck with a rope. His hands felt hard to break the rope from the neck, and his mouth grew up. The expression was very painful. This may be two A way of execution that was very popular a century ago.
Because of the various wax figures that were tortured beside them, the two of them did not fit in with their surroundings.
Because of the realistic wax figures, normal people are unlikely to see that there is actually a pair of real people.
If it is not a staff member who is very familiar with the wax museum, visitors will definitely not see it.
This is the basic condition of Valdy's teasing.
Of course, the realistic premise is that Valdy has enough acting skills, and guarantees that it will not be exposed due to disturbances. If it is pulled out because of too much breathing, it will be too embarrassing.
Soon, after Valdy put on shape, the visitors began to enter one after another.
This is a pair of young men and women. It looks like a relationship. The two are intimate as if they were carrying two bags of dog food wherever they go. Even if Valdy is not a single dog, he feels abused.
Show affection, die fast!
Okay, it's you, let you come out and blame!
Vardy smiled inwardly, but his face remained silent.
The girl was very interested along the way, taking pictures with every wax figure tirelessly, and sometimes taking photos of the wax figure. Although the boy was very tired, he always looked relaxed.
Vardi did not squint, still making the expression of pain and wailing. In the constant chatter in his heart, the girl came to him.
"My dear, I am also tortured, you must shoot me better!" the girl smiled brightly.
The boy looked around and saw no one, hehe smiled and said: "So how do we play tortured posture at night?"
The girl snorted, rolled her eyes, and looked charming.
The couple was unscrupulously flirting, but Valdy felt as if he beeped the dog.
Don’t be so hungry that they fight directly here. You know, there are many young people who like different kinds of excitement.
Fortunately, such a thing did not happen. The girl knelt next to Valdi, and took the same posture as Valdi. It seemed that she was strangled by the rope, and she could not break free, and her expression was painful and desperate. If this is not a wax figure, then it must be Able to hear screams.
The boy raised his camera very seriously and aimed at the girl, ready to take pictures.
At this time, Valdy felt the time was ripe.
In this gloomy place, Valdi started shooting!
Keeping his expression immobile, the posture is different, just deflecting his head at a very, very slow speed, as if turning his head to look at the person on the side.
"One, two, eggplant....ah!!!!!!!!!"
The boy was about to press the shutter and completely saw the scene where Valdy turned his head like a zombie. He was so scared that he didn't even speak of the eggplant. He burst into tears and the camera was thrown out by him. .
The girl was taken aback by her boyfriend's reaction~EbookFREE.me~ How to take a good photo, how suddenly it seems like a wind, is it because her posture is too scary?
Thinking about it, the girl felt something wrong and gave a subconscious glance.
But when she turned to look to the right, she was just facing Valdy. The two people had the same expression and the same movement, and they felt as if they were looking in the mirror.
The girl turned her head again and didn't react at first.
But the next second, she collapsed!
The wax figure was supposed to be directed towards the front, I just learned his posture, but now how can I face myself so close?
Thinking of this, all the fear in the girl's heart erupted in an instant, and a devastating scream almost collapsed the wax museum.
After following the boy's footsteps, the girl ran out of the haunted house with no life, and screamed as she ran, as if there were countless ghosts behind her chasing her.
When the two of them ran away, Valdi suddenly laughed, and the staff at the stadium behind Valdi couldn't help but laugh.
"Mr. Valdy, I have to remind you that you are so scary. If the couple is scared, our venue will not be responsible!"
Vardi nodded with a smile. Although it was really scary, it was impossible to say that it was a problem, and he would not deal with the elderly and children.
It's just that Valdy didn't know if the couple could come together in the end just now.
In a crisis, the boy dropped the girl and ran away. This is the biggest killer of the relationship.
Okay, I might have done something that didn’t give birth to my son. The young couple lived a good life. I didn’t do anything that hurt me, so I broke up the other person’s life. Is this understandable as an alternative? Pharaoh next door?