Chapter 273: Durex is better than your acting skills

The field has already become a pot of porridge, and the game is temporarily unable to proceed.
The player is injured and the game will continue after the end of the game, unless the goalkeeper receives treatment.
And now the situation is that the referee actually Nima fell asleep!
How can this game start again?
After confirming that the sideman's face was rosy instead of sudden death, the referee team and the staff tried every means to try to wake him up, but at most it turned over and continued to sleep...
At this time, Vardy is very strange. Is the hypnotic card so powerful?
The last time I hypnotized Cristiano Ronaldo, and then he woke up as soon as I pushed it, but now how does the effect on the sideman change?
Okay, the only explanation is that the tailoring here is really sleepy!
The hypnosis card is just an inducement, a fuse, since it is asleep now, there is no reason to wake up at all!
But what about games?
I have seen the head referee having an accident before, and the fourth official temporarily pushed it up. This is also a conventional solution to the sudden incident.
But who has seen the fourth official appear to replace the referee?
Well, there is no way, the fourth official can only stand up daringly.
The game was suspended for half a day because of the sideline sleeping event, and at this time, the leading Manchester United also began to truly control the game.
The veteran Manchester United controlled the game. Until the end of the first half, Manchester City not only did not equalize the score, but even this time even the offense was pitiful.
At halftime, Vardy's expression was smiling, but it did not seem abrupt, because Manchester United players basically responded to this. The main thing that happened to the sideman just now was too incredible and very popular.
But Ronaldo had a puzzled expression on his face, looking at Valdy as if thinking about something.
The last time I sat on the bench with Valdi, I didn't know what was going on, as if I was hypnotized. I fell asleep leaning on Valdi. I felt so embarrassed.
But at that time, I didn't think about it too much, and thought that it was simply too sleepy!
But now a referee can even lie on the lawn and sleep directly in the law enforcement game, which is a bit ridiculous, how to think and feel incredible!
Is there such an exaggerated and coincidental thing in the world?
Ronaldo's intuition told himself that this must be related to Valdy.
Is Valdy's legendary hypnosis?
The kind of magician who can make people fall asleep by holding a yo-yo twice?
Feeling suspicious!
Facing the general shape of Detective C Ronaldo, Valdy said that he was very calm, if you can find out the evidence of my ghosts, you are a bull!
Just at the halftime break of the game, the FA and the big guys of the refereeing committee are about to collapse. They have fully experienced the fun of the unknown in life.
Nima can fall asleep!
If not tens of thousands of people saw it on the scene, and millions of people saw it from the TV, they would never believe it.
Normally, this kind of thing is definitely lower than the probability of a beggar becoming a British counterpart.
But such a weird thing just happened, so terrible!
They can only suffer a face to prepare to wipe the for this matter, try to minimize the impact.
Anyway, the eyes of the entire world football will be transferred to England tomorrow. A referee who can fall asleep during the law enforcement game is definitely more attractive than the national treasure.
The Manchester United players were happily talking about the first half of the game. Of course, they were very unfriendly to them, and the lineman who was still asleep in the game was definitely the center of the topic.
"I just want to know that he hasn't fallen asleep for a few days. You see he just fell asleep. If I had such a high quality of sleep when I was a kid, I must be 5 cm higher than now!"
Rooney is the most active, his goal was blown away in the first half, and now the referee is out of luck, he is undoubtedly the most fortunate.
Vardi wanted to join the discussion, but when he heard Rooney, he suddenly seemed to be hit by a lightning and stood on the spot.
I go!
Am I really stupid!
Why didn't I think of growing up!
Vardy could not help but give himself a loud slap, which was a punishment for not knowing the turn.
The system is so versatile, you can make yourself taller through the system!
Not much, now 178 cm, as long as it can grow to more than 183, at least not need to be said to be five short stature!
Anyway, there is a preset task system. Every time you set a task reward, you increase your height by one centimeter, and it will be done a few times!
Presumably in the system, this should not be regarded as a retrograde reward.
Valdy seems to have seen that day when he can look up with C Luo...
It's always not good to be overlooked by people!
What makes people more suspicious in life is that every time she and Clancy are dating, the 175-foot tall goddess wears high heels and is taller than Valdy.
How does this make Valdy cheer up the man's glory?
Now, Valdi is suddenly cheerful, feeling that he has found a clear road in the confusion, leading to the bright road of Gao Fushuai.
I used to be rich, but I couldn't talk about handsomeness, and Gauguin didn't touch the edge. This time it can account for at least two!
At the end of the intermission, Valdi Mezzi appeared, as if the ten thousand-year-old single dog has solved his personal life problems at once, and it seems that the fleeing has been divided into a few acres of land, and the day will be headed.
The spirit of the happy event is refreshing, and it seems that Valdy, who has been fluttering like heaven, gave Manchester City a fatal blow at the beginning of the second half. After cutting in the left lane, he cut through the Manchester City defense with a sharp straight ball, c Luo Yuezhong and The counter-offside was successful and it was easy to push.
This goal directly wiped out the arrogance of Manchester City's counterattack, and the game completely lost its suspense.
However, Valdy kicked him completely, and sprinkled a lot of salt on the wound in Manchester City.
Just two minutes after Cristiano Ronaldo scored, Valdi went to the meeting once again. The frontier of the penalty area vigorously volleyed directly through Manchester City's goal.
Valdy wandering in the booing of Maine Road Stadium, the greater the booing of Manchester City fans, indicating that the greater the damage Valdi caused them, the more they feared Valdi, and Valdi is enjoying this bring to the enemy A trembling, refreshing feeling.
Looking at the head referee with an unpredictable expression, Valdy's heart fluttered for a while, and his expression spontaneously brought pride.
No matter what intrigues you have, in the face of absolute strength, you are all paper tigers and will be flattened as soon as they are crushed!
Of course, the important factor that Manchester United can easily and cleanly win Manchester City is the teasing system. If it is not this hypnotic card, let the sideman continue to wave, then Manchester United really does not necessarily have a chance.
Many times, a game that should be normal is destroyed by the referee. As the absolute authority on the court, they are fully capable of changing the result of a game as they please. This is the right that the rules give them.
When the rights are no longer regulated, some inexplicable things happen.
Thinking of the man who was hypnotized by himself, he might be lying in a corner of his sleep, and Vardy couldn't help but ridicule him.
As a result, the scoring Valdi ran to the place where the frontman lay down and slept, under the eyes of all eyes, lying on the ground, posing in the same posture as the sideman, pretending to sleep!
The fans in the stands booed a lot. Of course, they weren't humming for the sideman, but they were simply unhappy that Valdi celebrated the goal.
The members of the referee group all have a look of beeping dogs. What does Valdi mean? They know it well. This is naked taunt!
As a member of the refereeing team, you will lose all your honors and losses, even if the sideman just made too much, you can't be so ironic!
The empathetic referee would like to deport Valdy directly, but there is no rule that players are not allowed to pretend to sleep while celebrating the goal. On the surface, this is just a novel celebration action.
If Valdi is really fined, public opinion will definitely be overturned after the game. He does not want to receive a threatening letter with bullets every morning.
Even if Valdi is to be punished, it will also be punished by the FA after an investigation by the FA.
Fans in front of the TV, kneeling in front of the TV, they really kneel to Valdy.
If you don't pay attention, this product will start to tease them, really making them caught off guard!
Perhaps it was Valdy who didn’t feel like learning too much, and he sat up again, picked up a bottle of water from the side, gurgled, and then lay down again in the silent eyes of everyone.
In order to be realistic, Valdi is actually quite hard!
The water in his mouth came out little by little from the corner of his mouth, and he was using this method to perform the picture of the drooling while the edgeman was sleeping.
Really convinced him how he came up with it!
Just when Manchester United fans were going crazy, Rooney suddenly entered the picture. This goods actually stood aside to voice Vardy. The sound in his mouth was a huge snoring...
This is probably the worst scoring in the history of the lineman!
C Ronaldo is watching anxiously, there are performances and dubbing, what can he do?
Well, from now on, I am the audience!
Cristiano Ronaldo kicked a ball quickly, put it in a steady position, and lifted his ass, as if he had moved a small bench to sit on it~EbookFREE.me~ Then he behaved like a good baby and opened his mouth to Valdy Applaud with Rooney, how exaggerated the expression is!
The other people were really laughing, and the good game was taken off the track by the second-team trio, making people unbearable.
However, Cristiano Ronaldo did not receive favorable reviews from Valdy and Rooney. The reason is very simple.
No wonder this diving is often blamed. It turns out that everything is a question of acting, but this makes sense!
Valdi patted Cristiano Ronaldo's shoulder and said with a long heart: "Trust me, after you retire, you can go to the fashion circle exhibition, but don't enter the entertainment circle, because you are now, maybe a box of Durex on the scene is better than you Good acting!"
　　
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