Chapter 321: Fat Girl-Valdy's nemesis

Although Ronaldo and Rooney also joined the ranks of picking up coins, they did not know the purpose of Valdy?
"Pick up coins for Mao? Why not pick up soap!"
Vardi said without looking up: "I'm collecting evidence, don't you know? Barcelona are waiting to be punished by UEFA!"
Ronaldo and Rooney raised their heads and looked at Vardy silently. How long is your brain circuit?
The whole world sees Barcelona fans throwing coins down, do you think UEFA dare to cover Barcelona with their eyes open?
The intellectual disability is to your level, you are discrediting all the teasing!
In fact, Valdi was not for this little money. He just wanted to deliberately disgust and disgust Barcelona. When the game was over, he donated these coins to community welfare institutions to make Barcelona faceless!
But looking at the coins in the bag, Valdi could not help but sigh. Catalans are so special!
Euro coins have a total of eight face values ​​ranging from 1 euro cent to 2 euros. Coins with a face value of 1 cent, 2 cents and 5 cents can't do anything at all.
I thought that very wealthy Catalans threw 2 Euro coins down, but I didn't expect that most of them were special!
Co-authors are the change that you exchange for the purpose of smashing down!
Okay, the mosquito legs are also meat, so don’t let them go!
Of course, there are not only coins, but also key chains and other debris on the ground, and it is not without the local tyrants throwing mobile phones underneath, but it seems that they are all brick-like Nokias, really special!
No matter how much Valdy is, he dragged his brain into the bag and donated it together. At this time, Nokia is still very valuable!
I go!
You throw this thing down, and I am drunk!
Valdy was holding a small bag of Durex in his hands and his face was speechless. Do you think this thing can kill me?
Ronaldo and Rooney saw Vardie's emperor's embarrassment and smiled very consciencelessly.
And when the fans in front of the TV saw this scene, they all had to spray it.
"Looking at Valdy's weird expression, I think there must be a bad girl tonight!"
"Look at the contact information on Durex. I think this must be the way girls deliberately seduce Valdy!"
"But why do I think it would be a brave man?"
"No one wants to my Valdy..."
The referee is a bit overwhelmed. The three of them walked silently and let the three hurried to the game. The world is waiting for you. Are you too embarrassed?
Vardy dropped the bag on the bench and smashed Brown with a face.
Everyone was defeated by Valdy's teasing, and he was about to forget that this is the Champions League final.
But at the beginning of the second half, Valdi gave Barcelona a good drink, almost did not directly kill Barcelona!
Barcelona kicked the Manchester United goal after kick-off, but was intercepted by Manchester United midfielder, a long pass hit Barcelona backcourt, where Valdi and Cristiano Ronaldo have started to sprint.
This is Manchester United's standard counterattack routine. Manchester United fans in the stands shouted wildly, as if a goal could come at any time.
Vardy dunked Oleg with the ball and took it straight to the penalty area. In front of him, only Valdes, who seemed to have panicked.
Who can stop Valdy?
Can you still count on Valdy to think about life?
All Barcelona fans have covered their eyes in despair and dare not watch the upcoming tragedy.
But at this time, Valdi suddenly seemed to be blocked by an invisible wall in front of him, and slammed into it. He was in a trance, and he began to mix garlic at his feet. Eventually, the overjoyed Valdes resolved his unsolved. Single pole.
Everyone was stunned, and looked at Vardy inconceivably.
I saw Valdy covering his eyes with his hands, as if burned by something, and even seemed to shed tears?
God, is it a laser pointer?
Manchester United fans booed all over, Barcelona is too shameless, and various means are emerging.
But Barcelona fans said that they are very innocent, we guarantee that no laser pointer is used!
At this time, the TV broadcast finally captured a picture, which also solved the real reason for Valdi's sudden collapse.
Just behind the Barcelona goal, when Valdi was preparing to break the goal with a single pole, a fat girl with a fat weight of 5oo pounds and a fat and fat feeling that she was going to get fat was suddenly turning around to pick up her pants. This horrified picture Suddenly Valdy's eyes burned.
It was like seeing the curtain-like of the little Japanese sumo wrestler. Valdi collapsed instantly, and the feeling of vomiting couldn't stop. The strong nausea and spicy eyes, let alone a single knife, had cramps in both legs.
He really didn't expect that Barcelona fans would disgust himself in this way, let alone say, after going to roll the sheets with the beauty, when this picture appeared in his mind, how hard was he?
This is to break the rhythm of your sexual life!
As soon as this picture appeared on the TV screen, the unresponsive director was too late to make mosaics, and the fans watching the game all over the world collapsed in an instant.
Half of the fans rushed into the toilet to vomit, and half of the fans forced themselves to scold the mother, feeling as if the entire world had rioted.
According to incomplete statistics, after this Champions League final, global Viagra sales have increased 5 times, and millions of male fans feel that they can’t stand up...
Of course, Vardi’s sudden collapse was understood, and if anyone is replaced, I am afraid there is no way to look directly at this terrible picture.
Suddenly, this fat girl became a hero of Barcelona, ​​and her role alone could surpass Barcelona's entire back line and goalkeeper.
Yes, the entire Barcelona back line failed to defend Manchester United. Goalkeeper Valdes' legs were soft. They faced Valdy with a sprint, and they were useless.
But the fat girl alone let Valdi's counterattacks give up, and looking at this embarrassment, I'm afraid I won't be able to rush in the future.
An uproar, such a ridiculous way to save Barcelona, ​​I feel the whole world is a lot more funny.
The game was suspended, the Manchester United players found the referee to protest, this ball can not be kicked!
If Barcelona are playing like this, what a kick!
The referee was also very helpless. It must be said that it was not a foul. They did not rush into the stadium and streak. Can you control them?
In fact, not to mention Manchester United players, even Barcelona players dare not look at it, it is too spicy eyes.
Finally, the game started again, and Vardy felt like he was almost collapsed.
Barcelona is too vicious, seeing that he can't defend himself, he actually insults himself in this way.
What hatred?
Are you going to be discriminated against?
I felt that I had received 10,000 crit damages in my heart and could no longer be powerful.
"Let's rush forward this time!" Valdi said weakly to Ro.
The answer to him was that Ronaldo shook his head like a rattle.
The fat girl is still behind Barcelona's goal. It is conceivable how she will deal with Vardy the next time Manchester United attacks.
As soon as he thought of the greasy picture he wanted to vomit, Valdy's legs softened.
Barcelona, ​​Barcelona, ​​how many deadly weapons do you still have to take out?
Ferguson also scratched his head, and even at his age, he felt unbearable, not to mention Valdy the young man?
As Valdy gritted his teeth, this was not the first half, and there was no longer a chance to exchange venues, no matter how fat they were, they would have to go!
Taking advantage of the time when Manchester United was disgusted, Barcelona made a wave of assaults. Lowe Jr. made several consecutive breakthroughs and threatened the Manchester United goal. Van der Sar stood in front of the door and received high and low blocks. The busiest person on the planet.
Seeing that the rear pressure was increasing, Vardy knew that he could no longer sleepwalk, and began to swim quietly near the center line. He aimed at Barcelona midfielder Van Bommel.
Barcelona's usual lineup is 433. At present, it is Portugal's midfielder Deco that controls Barcelona's rhythm.
Harvey is now just a younger brother beside Deco, but Harvey has just returned from an injury. For the sake of safety, Rijkaard did not send him to play.
The other two midfielders are Dutch star Van Bommel and Brazilian star Edmilson.
Van Bommel had both offensive and defensive roles. When he played for PSV, he was the core of the team's midfield. However, after coming to Barcelona, ​​he knew that his skills could not be played by others, so he concentrated on defense.
At least for now, he is definitely the weakest link in Barcelona's midfield technique and the one most likely to be used by Valdy.
Deco passed the ball to Van Bommel. Van Bommel generally did not let football stay at his feet. They all played quickly. Vardi was waiting to wait for an opportunity for him to hit.
He gave Ronaldo a glance, Ronaldo understood, and rushed to the Deco who took the ball. As a teammate of the national team, Ronaldo is still very familiar with Deco.
At the same time, Scholes also rushed to Ed Millson behind him, intending to strangle Deco's passing point.
When Deco had no way to pass forward, he could only pass the ball to the late Van Bommel, and then ran quickly to prepare to respond.
But at this time, no one thought that Valdy threw lightning like a cheetah and killed him from the side. In the exclamation of everyone, a fatal flying shovel directly broke the ball at the foot of Van Bommel .
This change made Barcelona unprepared~EbookFREE.me~ Deco and Ed Milson were both stunned for a while before they went to grab the ball. As for Van Bommel, he was directly brought down by Valdi and there was no chance to fight back. .
Vardy jumped from the ground, he didn't want to shoot the grass scraps on his butt, and he ran forward in a lifeless way. Scholes got the ball first, didn't wait, a straight plug reached Valdi's front, surgery Knife through two Manchester United central defenders.
In the cries of Manchester United fans, Vardi spared the closing of the two central defenders and caught up with the ball to form a single-pole trend. When the two central defenders wanted to turn around and chase back, but now Vardi has already brought the ball to the goal The restricted area can only be sighed in vain.
Fat girl!
Fat girl!
At this time, only the fat girl can stop Valdy!
　　
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